Twilight’s Better Kingdom

“It appears we are at an impasse. How about a trade, Princess Twilight?” Tirek said as he snapped his fingers, and seven bubbles appeared from thin air, each containing one of her friends.

“Their release, for all the alicorn magic in Equestria.”

Twilight gasped as all her friends began to beg her not to make the trade.

“What’s it going to be, Princess?” Tirek taunted.

Taking a look at each of her friends, Twilight made up her mind.

“I will give you my magic, in exchange for my friends... All of my friends,” Twilight demanded.

“As you wish.” Tirek said as he dropped the bubbles onto the floor, bursting to free Twilight’s friends.

Without another second to waste, Tirek began to suck up all the alicorn magic from Twilight’s body. He began to grow into a tremendous size, as if he wasn’t large enough already. At this scale, he could squash all of Ponyville under his massive hoof.

Then, without warning, the bubbles reemerged to imprison her friends, one by one.

“But… You said you’d give me my friends!” Twilight said in disbelief.

“And that I did. I never said you’d get to keep them, however,” Tirek cackled as he snapped his fingers seven times. Each time he snapped, one of the bubbles would collapse in on itself, leaving nothing but a sporadic jargle of blood behind.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Tirek laughed maniacally, “All this power! There’s literally nothing I can’t do!”

To demonstrate this, he lit all of Equestria on fire with the snap of his fingers.

Twilight tried to teleport into the Everfree Forest, only to remember that all of her magic was gone. Instead, she leaped and ran into the burning forest, receiving many burn marks in the process. Painful as it was, she persisted.

Finally, she reached it: Zecora’s hut. Or, at least, what was left of it. Since the hut was made entirely of wood, and all of Equestria was now on fire…

“Zecora! Zecora!” Twilight cried out for her last hope in desperation. She spotted her lying beneath the ashes of her hut, engulfed in flames. Dying, but not dead yet.

“Zecora! The amulet! The alicorn amulet! Where is it?”

“Fire! Fire! I’m literally on fire! I’m sorry but it’s time I retire!” Zecora screamed as she pointed her hoof to a specific spot in the dirt before going limp.

Wasting no time, Twilight used her hooves to dig as fast as she could. She was able to recover a familiar wooden box. She opened it to find the forbidden alicorn amulet inside.

Now any other time, Twilight would never even think about using such an evil artifact. But seeing as how the world was literally burning to hell, Twilight gave it not a second thought. She breathed in the deeply, the scorching air burning her lungs, as she prepared for the inevitable surge of power that would soon overcome her body.

She waited, and waited, and waited. Nothing.

“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!” Twilight cried as her fur caught on fire, “Why isn’t this working? WHY?!”

“The alicorn amulet amplifies all the magic within its bearer. And seeing as you have no magic… You can do math, can’t you?” A calm unfamiliar voice teased behind her.

“For Celestia’s sake! I’m on fire! All my friends are dead! Leave me to die ALONE!” Twilight screeched in desperation and threw the useless amulet aside as she felt her life force rapidly dwindling away.

“Cutting right to the chase, huh? Very well. I am Harmony,” The voice introduced.

“It hurts, it hurts, IT HURTS! CELESTIA HELP ME!”

“Actually, Celestia is dead. So is her sister and her… daughter? Not sure where that one came from, to be honest. Don’t even get me started on you,” Harmony chuckled, either oblivious to the immense pain Twilight was going through, or just not caring.

“Anyway, so I’m Harmony. I’m sure you already know about my counterpart, Discord. Well, he’s dead now, and the thing is, I can’t exist without him. Kind of like a light vs darkness thing, if you get me. Unfortunately, I don’t have a tangible form other than that boring tree in the middle of nowhere, so I’m going to have to borrow your body.”

At this point, Twilight wasn’t even listing. Her whole life was flashing before her eyes.

Taking the opportunity, Harmony flew in through Twilight’s open wounds and binded herself to Twilight’s nervous system. Almost immediately, all of Twilight’s wounds healed, and she became impervious to the flames around her.

“Wha… What happened?” Twilight asked, quite dazed and confused.

“Like a said, I’m borrowing your body,” A voice inside her head answered.

“My body, it’s all healed. I feel… strong!”

“Well, duh. I AM one of the most powerful beings in the universe. Aside from Time, Space, and, well, that giant monster destroying your world right now.”

“You’re going to fight him?” Twilight asked, not quite getting the memo.

“Didn’t you hear a word I said? HE is more powerful than ME, as of now. So here’s how things are gonna go. As long as I’m in your body, you’ll have access to all my magic. Since we’re not strong enough to confront the monster face to face yet, we’re gonna need a little boost.

“A boost. You mean the amulet!” Twilight exclaimed, finally catching on.

“Yes, the amulet. A gift from War himself, bestowed upon ponykind millennia ago. Unfortunately, it turns out the pony mind is too weak to handle such power without going absolutely bonkers. But with me, we’ll be able to harness it no trouble,” Harmony explained.

“Wait, War? You mean one of The Horses of Apocalypse? I thought he was just a myth!” Twilight exclaimed.

“Yes, dear, War. Not a myth. Now hurry up, we’re wasting time!” Harmony pushed impatiently.

“Okay. I can do this. This is just until I defeat Tirek,” Twilight said to herself before placing the amulet around her neck.

The effect was immediate. When Harmony entered Twilight’s body, it was something else. She felt like a god. Now with both Harmony within her and the alicorn amulet around her neck, She felt like God. She felt that not only was there nothing she couldn’t do, the very concept of something she was incapable of doing didn’t even exist.

“Let’s go kick some centaur butt,” Twilight grinned as she teleported directly under Tirek’s scrotum. She grabbed his giant testicles with her new magic, tore them clean off, then teleported in front of Tirek, forced his mouth open and shoved them in, teleported inside his body, and ripped out his aorta.

In just a matter of microseconds, Tirek was dead, and all the magic in Equestria returned to their rightful owners. For the alicorn magic however, since all the princesses were dead, Twilight decided to keep them for herself. Including Discord’s chaos magic, which, in and of itself, was equivalent in strength to Harmony.

“The Sun and Moon obey me. The very nature of entropy bows to my command. The immeasurable power of the alicorn amulet… I feel… like everything. Everything! Everyone! Everywhere! All! All! All me!” Twilight moaned, as she experienced an orgasm induced by power itself.

“Okay, now. How about we return the alicorn amulet, resurrect Discord with that chaos magic, and release me! You get to keep the powers of the alicorn princesses, of course. We need somepony to keep track of the days, after all,” Harmony proposed, feeling just a tiny bit nervous.

“Oh. Oh! That sounds wonderful! Let’s do that, why don’t we?” Twilight laughed sarcastically, “Do you have any idea how good I feel? Do you have any idea how good I WILL feel once I’ve consumed YOU as well?” Twilight squealed in excitement.

“Fuck.”