derpFamous

by KingLazy93

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike
Length: 3575

A cross-over Fic between MLP: Friendship is Magic and inFamous.

Twilight has created the first teleport device in Equestria without the need of magic, but none of her friends are available to test it out. So she and Spike sets out to find anypony who be willing to test out her teleport device but will soon realize her pony of choice wasn't such a good idea.

As well Cole McGrath and Zeke Dunbar will meet an unexpected pegasus in Empire City.

Published 2011-12-08 10:58:43 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-29 06:20:17 UTC

Chapter 2: Predicaments

Chapter 2: Predicaments

While Twilight and Spike continue having a hard time looking for Derpy in the major crowd of ponies in the market center, Derpy however can be seen shopping muffins in Sugarcube corner. Spike then spots her and says

“Hey Derpy come over here I have something to ask you”! Derpy then proceeds to walk towards him, while Spike called out Twilight, “Oh thank Celestia we finally found you Derpy!”, What do you mean we?”, said Spike.

"So the reason I called for you Derpy Hooves that if you want to try out my new creation the teleporter device which I call it."

Derpy just stood there looking at Twilight as she talked and talked for a while about the teleporting device and it's useful feature.

Spike then replies “You got all of that Derpy?” Derpy simply nodded yes and Twilight asked her if she agreed and nodded again. “Ok so it’s settled!, let’s go head out to the basement of the library and try out my teleporting device!”

“Ah Jeez why do I have a bad feeling about this?” said Spike.

After buying her groceries at last, the trio then headed out to the library. While walking there Twilight couldn't help but to look at Derpy’s bag and asked.

“Your in the mail service now Derpy?” said Twilight, Derpy simply nodded her again, “You know she’s really the silent type for a pegasus” said Spike in a quiet voice.

Twilight had to guess Derpy is now in the mail service due to her bag showing the mail service symbol and wondered if she gets the job done. The trio finally arrived to the library and unloaded all their stuff in Twilight’s room.

“Ok all our stuff will be here just to make sure” said Twilight. Ok then let’s get started on this device Twilight!” “Ok hold up Spike!” replied Twilight.

Derpy however was starving ever since the morning and decided to take out two muffins out of her bag to eat.

“Hurry up and get over here Derpy said!” yelled Spike, Derpy then picked out her two muffins and headed to the basement.

“Ok this switch turns it up and this button starts it”, Twilight said to herself, while Derpy was eating her first muffin and looking over at the amazing device.

“Wow you created this all by yourself Twilight?” said an amazed Spike, “Why of course silly, I am quite brilliant with things and this is one of them!” proudly she said. Spike couldn't help but wonder why Twilight didn't want to test out the device on herself and asked her again “Are your sure it’s a good idea to test it on a live pony Twilight”?

Looking at him angrily “Like I said Spike it’s harmless, the only effects are big boo-boo’s and such if you want proof I’ll put this big lizard as a experiment test”.

Quickly placing it she then turned the lever and it was teleported somewhere else, Where did it went? asked Spike, “I put the location to Ponyville plaza Spike, we should hear the other ponies freaking out by now”.

Moments later screaming coming from the plaza which can be heard just outside the basement door

“Yup that sounds like some ponies freaking out now because of the lizard’s random teleportion", Twilight said.

“Ok this device looks safe I guess” said Spike.

”Trust me Spike it’s safe, ok Derpy ready now?”

Derpy is then seen napping by the two while Spike and Twilight were talking the whole time.

“Boy we sure talk a lot don’t we Spike”?

Spike just rolled his eyes at her, “Ok I’ll wake her up and tell her to get ready”.

Moments later Derpy has awoken and she was ready to teleport to Ponyville plaza.

“Ok systems check and we are ready to go”

Derpy then proceeds to head to the teleporter but realizes she has forgotten her last muffin, “Muffin..” she said and quickly grabbed it. She then proceeded to walk to the teleporter but accidentally trips over on one of the devices and her muffin flies over crashes and messes up the mainframe on the device which sabotages it completely causing it to emit noises and smoke.

"What’s going on?!" said Spike.

“I don’t know I don’t know!”, Twilight said out loud as she began to try and fix the problem.

Derpy began to worry about the noise and began to panic and flew around making matters worse.

“Stop Derpy!, your making things worse!” said a worried Twilight.

She then bumped into a book case and fell down as well getting lightly electrocuted in the process by the teleporter and saw the case about to fall on her, she then closed her eyes and covered herself as tear can be seen coming out of her eye, when suddenly the teleporter started working and she vanished in a flash.

"Ugh my head huh! where did she go?!”, said Twilight.

I got a bad feeling about this..”, said Spike.

Meanwhile on Earth

“Boy!, that was some good pizza wasn't it Cole?” said Zeke.

"Yeah I guess at least it’s one of the few good foods cheap and for me to digest while not electrocuting myself.

”Ha-ha! that’s right you have to avoid liquid related food I forgot all about that”!

“Quiet Zeke unless you want 4th of July coming soon” said an frustrated Cole.

“Whoa there cowboy!, I’m just kidding around there!, no need to get feisty”.

“Yeah sorry Zeke it’s just with these electric powers I forgotten all the things I can’t do with involving water, plus with all that happened after Kessler.

Zeke looked down at Cole. “Sorry I forgot about that Cole”, “It’s ok, the past is the past now”.

Meanwhile while they continued eating their pizza the news reveals a video clip report about a sudden drop of light that has crashed on the Warren in Empire City.

“What you think might have happened Cole”?

I don't know but I’m guessing it’s either a new conduit or it could be the beast Kessler warned me about, “You thinking about checking it out said a worry Zeke”?

Yeah I need to see if this conduit is a friend or an enemy of us.

And so Cole and Zeke head to the site where the mysterious light site unknown what lies in store ahead for them.

Chapter 3: Highrise

Chapter 3: Highrise

As soon as Cole and Zeke left the pizza parlor, they headed toward to the site where a big flash of light emitted. As they walked towards there; the citizens of Empire city couldn't help but to look at the strange pair running past them, rushing to the scene.

Meanwhile, Cole wondered if it was a new conduit with dangerous powers intent on destroying the city or it could be the beast that Kessler warned him about, but he quickly noticed that nothing but the site has been destroyed so far.

“Ok, so it can’t be the beast”, said Cole.

“What makes you say that Cole?”, asked Zeke.

“I’m sure Kessler said the beast would bring destruction around it’s path and I have yet to see a single building collapse or an explosion yet”.

“Oh well that makes sense then”, said a worried Zeke.

“Yeah it’s probably either Alden on a rampage or a new conduit that decided to show it’s face and I’ll be sure to finish either both of them this time” said an angrily Cole.

Soon, they have arrived in The Warren surprised to see no cops on the crash site. “Hm I guess the cops are either drunk or haven't the slightest idea yet” said Zeke

“You did let almost half of them die you know Zeke”, added Cole.

Zeke still felt ashamed of what he did, so he decided to keep his mouth shut. “Ok, no point in arguing then, lets get to the site already”.

Cole and Zeke then spotted what not appears to be human or a conduit, but a sleeping Pegasus.

“Wow what do you think this is Cole? “Is it a... pegasus?, well what do you want to do?, shall we get rid of it or help it?”

“No” said Cole, “It’s not harming anybody, plus it’s sleeping so it’s probably a harmless pegasus.”

“Ok, so do you want to take it back to the hideout then?” asked Zeke.

“Yeah sure we can probably help it and it might even talk if were lucky” said Cole.

And so Cole and Zeke both carried the helpless pegasus back to the rooftop hideout, laying her down on the couch as they both watched it over.

“I sure hope she doesn't soil my good couch” said Zeke “Ok, so we know it’s a female pegasus after looking at it now, where do you think she came from Cole?”

“I don't know Zeke, but it defiantly didn't come from here; probably from another planet or something.”

“Shoot!, then I say we show it off to the people of Empire city, it will help get us the ladies and make her our trusty steed!”, said Zeke.

“And what? cause another frenzy in this city? It’s bad enough this plague thing put us in a quarantine zone, but with all the conduits running around here it only gets worse and if the government finds out about that pegasus then we’ll get into a lot of trouble said Cole in a cold voice.

“The way you put it, yeah it does sounds like a bad idea then”. “So what do you want to do then?, Zeke replies

“It’s simple, we stay here and wait for her to wake up then hopefully, if it understands our language, we ask it where it came from and how to get it back to where it belongs”.

“I guess your right on that as well, but you watch over her! I better go get us something to eat!”

“But we already ate pizza earlier.”

“Well it’s for an afternoon snack or for tomorrow Cole!”

“Fine then, but make it quick, god knows when another conduit or the reapers might attack the people again.”

“Ok I’ll do it pronto like then!” Zeke then quickly went down the stairs and said to himself, “First, my best bud gets superpowers and now we find a pegasus. This is really starting to get interesting now!”

Meanwhile in Equestria

“Oh dear Spike, what I have done! I don't know where Derpy teleported. The device didn’t show the destination spot!”

“Check all the spots then! doesn't the device show a list of all the locations? said Spike.

“Ugh, I only gave three different spot locations and I’m not sure if she’s in one of those spots!”

“Ok, don't panic. Let’s just look around for her in those three locations!, Spike said quickly.

“Ok ok, let’s just find her and get a move on then!”

“All right, let’s move out and find her!”

And so, Twilight and Spike set out to find Derpy hoping that she is on one of the three locations the device recognizes; not knowing Twilight she’s somewhere else.

Chapter 4: Just cause

Chapter 4: Just cause

As Zeke walked to get some food for the group, he stops and notices the TV giving a special report on another flash of light. He wonders if this is the one from before but realizes it’s another one based on the light of flash’s color.

“Hm... I wonder what’s going on all over there,” he said.

He simply ignored it, thinking it was just the report of light that came down earlier and simply went to the store real quick and quickly headed back to the rooftop. Meanwhile, Cole wonders what the strange Pegasus was doing in this world.

“I wonder if this Pegasus was a regular horse before getting caught in the blast and somehow acquired powers.” He then said; “No that’s not possible. I’m sure I’ve never seen a horse around all of Empire City. Maybe it teleported to this planet after all.”

All of a sudden, Zeke quickly broke through the door and yelled to Cole.

“Hey Cole. Turn on the TV! Something big just happened!”

Cole grabbed the TV remote and turned on the power button. He saw that another flash of light has hit Empire City, this time it was an ominous black and red light.

“Oh no... It can’t be,” said Cole. “What Cole? What’s the matter?” Zeke asked.

”Zeke… stay here. I think it’s the Beast and I’m going to fight it now.”

“Are you serious?! You can’t fight it now!” Zeke yelled.

“Look, I know my chances of defeating the beast are slim at best but I got to try my best and hope for the best. Now you stay here and keep an eye out for the Pegasus. You got that?”

Zeke just stood there baffled by what Cole just said and said, “Ok then brother, but don’t you dare die on me, you hear?”

“I won’t,” said Cole; He headed to the site and quickly jumped from the rooftop and ran for it.

~Meanwhile, in Equestria~

“Ok Spike. We checked all the spots that the machine teleporter had, and still no sign of her!” said a freaked out Twilight Sparkle.

“Calm down Twilight. Let’s not throw ourselves in a frenzy,” said Spike.

“We’re running out of options Spike. I guess I have no choice but to ask Princess Celestia.”

“That seems to be the most reasonable thing to do Twilight,” replied Spike.

Twilight and Spike walked from the area they were in and headed back to Ponyville . From there, they headed out to Canterlot to seek Princess Celestia’s help and advice, hoping that Twilight Sparkle can find a way to know the location of Derpy Hooves and to quickly get her home.

~Meanwhile, in Empire City~

“I’ve got to hurry. There’s no telling what that damn monster might do when it’s ready to unleash its power!”
Cole realizes he’s too late and sees what not appears to be the beast, but is actually a new conduit before his own eyes.

“Oh no.”

The conduit did not appear friendly, and from what Cole could tell from its eyes, it wasn’t friendly and only wanted havoc and destruction.

“You better stay out of my way electric man. Now that I have fully harnessed my powers, I will seek nothing but destruction for this poor, run-down city.”

“I hope you’re joking. You look like you don’t even pose a threat to anybody, you poor slob.”

Cole was right. The conduit looked liked he was a poorly dressed local drunk, and his facial features were nothing good to compare.
“Silence!” the conduit said. “You have yet to see what I am truly made off!”

He demonstrated his powers by lifting all the rubble to where Cole was at.

“Crap!” screamed Cole. He could tell the conduit meant business from his power and anger.

“So your powers can let you use telekinesis, huh?”

“No. I have wind based powers you fool; I can control the wind at my own disposal and see how I use it fit.”
“Heh. Bad choice of a power to have,” Cole said in a prideful voice. “You see, I have the power to use electricity at my disposal, and seeing how electricity does fairly good against wind, I say I have the upper hand.”

The conduit just stood there and proceeded to laugh at Cole.

“Hahahaha! You truly are a fool. I already knew you had electricity powers, so why do you think I’m not afraid of you? I have something that might surprise you! See all those rocks around you? They’re’ set up to stop you watch!”

The conduit used his powers on the debris, surrounding Cole with debris and trapping him like a mummy in a tomb.

“What the?” said a confused Cole.

Cole tried shaking free, but was wrapped around in dirt, debris, and other sorts. He struggled to the point he couldn’t move his arms or hands freely to call out his own powers.

“Damn it! I’m trapped! Guess this guy really means business then.”

“Giving up so soon Cole McGrath? As soon as I’m done with you, I think I’ll pay a visit to your fat friend Zeke, and that Pegasus I saw you carry back to your place.”

“And what plans do you have with the Pegasus? She hasn’t done anything wrong to you!”

“True Cole, but that Pegasus might have conduit powers, and I can’t have a new threat like her get in my way of destruction! So I plan on killing her!”

Cole just stood there, fazed at what the conduit just said. ‘Why would anybody wanna harm the poor defenseless Pegasus?’ he asked himself.

“Well Cole... It’s been nice chit chatting,” said the wind conduit. “But you know I must kill you!”
He used his powers to pick up a few shards of glass from the floor around him and aimed them at Cole’s face.
“Damn it! I can’t move for crap!” Cole yelled.

The wind conduit just stood there laughing like a maniac, happy that he will soon get rid Cole McGrath on their first and final battle. Suddenly…

“AHHH!” The conduit yelled.

“You stop hurting my friend, you hear?” said a voice.
“Damn it to hell! Who can that be now?”

It was Zeke. He arrived with help from the local police in the Neon District, and they all were armed with guns shooting at the conduit with everything they got.

“Damn it. I can’t believe this!” said the conduit. “I can just redirect the damn bullets! But that will distract me from killing Cole! Ah, to hell with this!”

The conduit decided to retreat, seeing as how he was being shot at from everywhere and he wasn’t immune to bullets.
“I’ll be back, Cole McGrath! I’ll kill you and all your friends, you hear me!”

The wind conduit retreated, flying far away from the fight scene. The police were baffled by the new conduit’s power and posed a threat to Empire City. Meanwhile, Zeke helped Cole from his battle.

“Damn it. I can’t believe I almost let myself get killed!” said an angry Cole.

“Easy there, big timer. You don’t want to bust an artery, know do you?”

“Zeke. He’s after us and the Pegasus. If he knows where our hideout is, he’ll kill her. We have to get back to the rooftop before he finds her!”

“Worry not Cole. That freak doesn’t know where our hideout is, trust me. Also, we have the police and citizens on our side. Besides, look who just woke up.”

End of Chapter 4

Chapter 1: Beginnings

Chapter 1: Beginnings

A nice quiet day is happening in Ponyville and Derpy Hooves is enjoying a relaxing walk around town shopping for muffins and sorts around Ponyville's market center. When she then sees Twilight Sparkle and Spike walking by. Twilight then asks Spike.

“Hey Spike isn’t that Derpy over there?” asked Twilight Sparkle.

“Why yes that’s her, why do you ask Twilight?” said Spike

“Oh I just wanted to show somepony my latest creation” she said. “What would that creation be Twilight?” asked Spike.

“Oh nothing really I just created the first ever teleporting device that can teleport you anywhere without the use of magic!!!”

Spike looked at Twilight with an odd face and said “But Twilight don’t unicorns already know how to teleport?” Twilight said, “Well yes but teleporting takes quite a lot of magic for a unicorn to use and it takes a while to master”.

Spike then says “Oh well that changes things I guess are you gonna show it to the Department of Science or show the others your creation"? Twilight says “Well truth be told I want to test it out on somepony else and not my friends yet”.

Spike surprised says "Why Twilight?, if you want somepony to test it why not ask your friends instead of a complet stranger?"

“Well Spike it wont harm anypony I'm just sure it will just be big boo-boo’s and such, plus: Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy said they all went to Appleloosa to get some stuff for the barn, Rarity went somewhere and Rainbow Dash said she needed a day to practice for the Wonderbolts tryouts”.

“Oh ok, I see and you want Derpy to be the experiment subject don't you?”, said Spike.

Twilight quickly replied to Spike the harmless effects and tested out a book earlier and said it succeeded in traveling to the top of the library and needs to test it out on a pony by teleporting Derpy to Ponyville plaza.

“Ok then I guess there’s no harmful effects if you tested it out on something, but a book is not a living thing Twilight!”

“I know that Spike but I really want to make use of my teleporting device!"

Spike sighed and said “Ok we’ll ask her if she wants to participate in it but don’t blame me if something bad happens to her ok Twilight?”

Twilight said “Ok thanks Spike! “Oh shoot now where did she go?!, “Heh I guess we been talking this whole time we forgot about her asking her, eh Spike? Spiked sighed again “Well let’s just find her and ask her then Twilight.”

And So Twilight Sparkle and Spike went looking for Derpy Hooves
not knowing the risks Twilight Sparkle will soon learn.