Anon has been in Equestria for...I don’t know, fucking forever I guess and he likes to eat healthy. A healthy diet is a happy one or however the fuck that saying goes, but he doesn’t care since he’s got a nice bod for the ladies, or mares in this case. Not only that, but he’s got two good looking princess friends to see in the morning and night.

However, one of them doesn’t particularly eat healthy in the morning, unless you consider cake and tea a healthy diet for every time that damn sun comes up.

This heresy must come to an end. A healthy mind is a healthy...um...fuck it, he’s gonna make Celestia eat healthy. No matter the cost.

I don’t regret making this.
I was also not drunk making this.

Rated ‘M’ for wide use of strong language, sexual innuendos (No actual clop), and jokes that might trigger you even though it’s not my intention.