Train Station - Suburbs
Canterlot
Equestria
10:27 P.M. on Sunday, April 24th
Assassin Nitro

Over the past 2 day, I've been adventuring all of Equestria's main cities: Manehatten, Baltimare, Vanhoover, The Crystal Empire, Las Pegasus, Applewood, Dodge City, and others. Applewood was my first stop, because it's supposed to be Equestria's Los Angeles. And, as guessed, it was. I was able to maneuver around based on the knowledge I had of my home city. Then, I moved up to Vegas, or Pegasus, in this case. Was like it was in the show (I saw "Viva Las Pegasus" at this point).

Now, I moved south to Appaloosa and Dodge. Wasn't anything noteworthy there. Moving east, Vanhoover, Baltimare and Manehatten were on the chopping block. It was all a blur of color, so I can't remember what happened, but I probably was drunk off my fucking ass in Manehatten, because I woke up next to a mare. We prolly fucked (my dick was out and still a bit wet (eww)), so I got the hell outta Dodge (not the city). She was kinda cute, a bright blue mane and an even brighter blue coat. Her hair was in a bun, her tail had sea green swirls, and had a simple quarter note as a cutie mark. I soon later learned that her name's Soprano and she's a fiancé to some bloke in the Guards. And that she's pregnant with a kid. That's probably mine. Fuck.

The day when I woke up and ran the fuck outta Manehatten, I rode a train straight to the Frozen North. I met Twi's brother, sister-in-law, and niece. Shining was nice, albeit a bit on the nerd side. It feels like I missed an episode ~~(The one where Cadence says she's havin' a child)~~, but I don't care. I'm certain, if my theories are correct, my wi-fi router should work... If so, I can watch the episodes. Cadence looked a little stressed (emphasis on the word little), but otherwise she's fine. Fine enough to talk to me, at least. Kinder than Twilight, but looks a bit less mature than others in her position. And then there's the "Demon" herself. Flurry fucking Heart. She was 5 when I met her. And she was sweet. Not the Demon from the TV Show (that occurred about 3-4 years prior). I like her. I hope worst doesn't come to worst and we have to recruit fillies and foals into the Order. That'll suck ass. And if it does, I pray to the Gods above that we won't have to recruit Flurry here. She has a full life of peace, I can tell. Oh, boy was I wrong. But I'll tell that story another day.

And now, I went to grab a bite in Canterlot. I'm here, so very tired, and waiting for the night train. It appears that the trains in Equestria are really fucking fast (About 257 mph on average), and can travel from the West, to the South, to the East all in 1 day. Neat. The train entered the station headed towards Ponyville. I needed to get there to sleep for school the next day. I decided a quick nap would be a good idea. 5 minutes of sleep and another 5 of walking later, I reached the Warehouses. I constantly looked around to see if I was being followed. No one. Good. I got in and slept the night away. I didn't have the time to write down shit that day.

Schoolhouse
Ponyville
Equestria
12:05 A.M. on Monday, April 25th
Button Mash

Today, I'm gonna talk to the new kid. Nitrologenious was his given name, but since even he can't pronounce it in one shot, we just stuck to the nickname "Nitro". After introductions, he kept to himself (Kinda like the protagonist of Ponysona 4 on my PS Vita) and he seems... distant at times. Looking out of the window, drawing in a book he has, noting stuff down, he isn't exactly "normal". It's time. The recess bell rang, and everypony ran outside. I followed as well, but I trotted to a different place. A large lone tree off to the north of the school is where Nitro loves to hang out. And I mean literally, he hangs from his tail off the tree. Weird, I know. I gotta ask him later, though...

"Hi, Nitro!" I called out. He looked startled, and fell off the tree face first into the ground below. He missed a root, thankfully. It was a thick one at that.

"Y-Yeah?" He stuttered.

Looking closer, he definitely looks like Yu from Ponysona 4. "Hey, I just wanted to talk. You kinda look like Yu from Ponysona." His face lit up when I mentioned that.

"Ponysona? Oh geez, I love that series! Did ya know that Ponysona 5's coming out next year on PS4?"

We then started talking about the game. He sometimes calls Ponysona "Persona". I think it's the same game, just called differently in other countries. It definitely sounds like he knows what he's talking about. While we were talking, he was drawing something. It looked like a revolver. What? I play my fair share of mature games. And movies generally have some form of weapon. Revolvers are just that famous. When the bell rang, we walked back together. Some of the other kids noticed and wondered what we were talking about.

When the clock hit 3, classes ended, and we left. Nitro and I trotted together and headed to my place. We agreed to play some random games on my consoles. We basically became quick friends. I learned some stuff about him real quick. Nitro is 13 (a year younger than me), and is addicted to gaming.

We then heard somepony call my name. "Button! Wait up!" I felt myself blush a bit as Nitro looks at me.

"Ya crush?" he asked.

"Sh-shaddup!"

Sweetie Belle, along with the other 2 main Cutie Mark Crusaders, ran up next to us.

Outside the Schoolhouse
Ponyville
Equestria
3:01 P.M. on April 25
Assassin Nitro.

"Button! Wait up!" A British accent girl yelled out. Button's face turned somewhat red.

"Ya crush?" I asked.

"Sh-shaddup!" He replied.

I turn to face the CMC. Sweetie Belle first spoke up. "Oh! You're the new kid!" She had the British accent. I don't know why, but I heard Button's and Sweetie's voices as more Brit than American/Canadian. "Uh, Nitro, was it?"

I nodded. "Yeah, that's me. You must be..."

"Oh! Yeah. My name's Sweetie Belle, and this is Apple Bloom and Scootaloo." She pointed to each respectively.

"Howdy! Ya must be new 'round these parts, yeah?" AB stated in her southern accent.

"Sorry we didn't talk to you. We were scared." Scoots nervously stated, rubbing the back of her neck with her hoof. She had a Bostonian accent (Like the Scout of TF2).

"It's fine. And I've been in the town for a week or so. Say Button, wanna invite 'em to your place for some gaming?"

"U-uhm..." He slightly blushed some more. "Y-yeah. C-C'mon, girls, l-let's play some games at m-my place." He was clearly nervous.

The girls agreed, and we left for Button's place.

Author's Note

I like writing over 5 fucking days.
I get to lose my train of thought.
Hoorah!

Hope ya enjoyed!

If you see any errors, let me know! (This includes any past chapters as well! :D)