Chocolate Frosting.

Authors note: This is a troll fic. Be warned. BE WARNED DAM YOU!

"You like it!" squealed Pinkie, "It's my brand new chocolate frosting, I just baked it!" Pinkie stared at her friend expectantly, eager to see the smile it brought to their faces.

"Why yes" said Twilight, "um...it's nice" squeeked fluttershy, chewing softly but making a sour face as her teeth crunched through the lumpy chocolate covered snack.

"Hey Pinkie, I ain't seen this before!" said Rainbow. "You used a new recipe, and you came up with it by yourself?" Asked Dash, analyzing the texture of frosting.

"EW, this one has lumps in it" cringed Scootaloo, looking down in disgust at the baked goods, this was not how she'd planned to take her lunch break.

"Now that you mention it, it does taste a bit off" interrupted Twilight, eyeing the frosted treats critically, "what'd you use to make it? There's lumpy bits... is it cereal or something?"

Ignoring her question she continued on,"Those are my special Raisins, you dummies!" Answered Pinkie, with a knowing smile plastered on her face. "Oh and a chef never reveals her super secret, super special ingredient!" she added with her bubbly voice.

"Oh come on, Pinkie!" Said Dash, "You can tell me! we are best buddies, right?"

"Nope!" pinkie said mischievously, "Chefs' secret!". And with that she bounced off towards the basement door. "Well see you girls later, I have to bake some more cupcakes for later, Cheerilee's having a field trip and I don't wanna disappoint!" The door creaked open and Pinkie disappeared into it's dark depths.

"Bye Pinkie" shouted Twilight as she saw the door shut, she still thought those ingredients tasted weird.

Pinkie had reached the bottom of the stairs and was now looking at various baking apparatus, happilly she trotted over and grabbed a few ingredients from the shelf. Jumping around she began dancing towards the oven and set the oven alight

"A bag of flower, sugar, and salt is all it takes to start!
But when pinkie makes her cupcakes there’s an extra special part,
I make sure the ingredients are right, yup I checked and double checked ‘em,"

Pinkie looked down at the assembled ingredients. After mixing them up in the bowl she dumped them into her frosting machine. The machine churned them up and added a little moisture to the mix, gleefully Pinkie pie reached down and took the frosting nozzle, which was used to spray the nearly completed chocolate frosting onto the bare cullanary goods, it was connected to the machine by a tube. She gleefully shoved the nozzle up her ass. (abruct enough for you?)

Then I take my tasty batter and shoot it up my rectum!"

Pinkie moaned as the sweet chololate frosting flowed up into her rectum, coating her insides with sweet frosted goodness. Immediatly the pressure started to build as the thick and creamy white mixture forced it's way through her small intestine. Already with a small bulge growing she started needing her stomach to push the cake batter deeper into herself, and mix it properly with feces contained within. She begin trotting in place and humming as she used herself as a living batter mixer.

"Then I dance around and mix them up in my ass
It's a great way to make cupcakes fast!
Then I bend over my mixing bowl for the extra special bit
Cuz when pinkie makes her cupcakes they are always full of shit!"

The pressure built and built until pinkie felt the need to stop the flow, her stomach was distended with shitty cake mixture and she moaned in extacy thinking of how she'd sell the diabolical mixture to foals of all ages, eagerly she began rubbing her swollen cake smeared cunt lips as she waddled over to the mixing bowl, struggling to contain the immense pressure in her bowls. She made it just in time as the once white now brown cake mixture burst forth from her anus and spilled messily into the bowl.

After a while the periodic bursts of shit encrusted mixing slowed to a stop and finally ceased, Pinkie turned with glee and inspected her creation. The once white frosting was now brown, small nuggets of shit stuck out of the mixture giving it a crunchy texture when cooked. Unable to deny herself, she stuck her hoof behind her tail and dragged it across her smeared ass cheeks and taint, procuring a large dollop of shitty cake mix. She brought the disgusting mixture to her mouth and licked at it seductively and began rubbing faster, her orgasm building.

"Shitcakes! Sweet and tasty shitcakes!
Hot and steaming shitcakes!
Above the rest they are a cut,
because I make them in my butt!"

Pinkie stopped her singing to shovel the mix into her mouth and chew slowly, savoring the gooey texture of the moist shit nuggets that were ever so lovingly infused into the batter. Finally after swishing it around a few times, she spat the now watery, spit covered diarrhea into the mixing bowl, this brought her to climax as she turned around and orgasmed into the bowl. "mmmmm The more the merrier" she breathed to herself. She got up and continued prancing, now picking up the bowl and carrying it towards the oven.

So If you’re feeling sad or blue
‘Cuz life can sometimes pain us
There’s just one thing that you should do,
Eat cupcakes from my anus!"

Pinkie finished her song and slammed the oven shut, smiling in delight whilst imagining the cringing faces of cheerlies class as she fed them her delicious baked goods. Turning she bounced forward only to collide with rainbow dash seconds later.
"And what have we here pinks? A little culinary shenanigans goin on?" she taunting slyly.

Pinkie froze in shock, then gasped "DASH! I- this isn't what it looks like-I-I Don't wanna go to jail!" just seconds later her mane snapped taught and she was blubbering pathetically, rainbow dash had clearly witnessed her little secret 'and now all my friends will leave me.'.

Dash cringed when Pinkie started wailing "WHOA WHOA WHOA calm down Pinks, shh" She put her hooves on either side of Pinkies face and made her look into her eyes"Look at me Pinkie, look at me, I'm not mad"

She sniffed and tilted her head in confusion "y-your not?"

"No Pinks, lets just say your not the only one with secrets..." She smiled and winked suggestively at her friend.

Pinkie blinked once, then her hair bounced back up and she squealed happily "YAY!- oh thank you Dash you don't know how great this is, you're such a good friend, how'd you like a free cupcake-no 5 free cupcakes" laughing she enveloped Dash in loving hug, then paused. "But I don't understand one thing?"

"What's that pinks" said Dash with her head still buried in pinkies mane.

Pinkie pulled back and looked Dash directly in the eye's, giving her an extremely rare serious look "Who else has a secret scat fetish?"

Dash face-hooved "I.. Pinkie it's me! I'm into this shit you- UGH Faust sometimes I just don't know wha-"

"HUUUUUUUUH!!!!" Pinkie gasped loudly before begging to bounce in excitement "You're into cake enema's too!?! This is fantastic, we can be Butt-buddies, and eat each other shit and- OH what's your favorite part about it DASHE huh huh?!?"

Ity took rainbow dash a few seconds to decrypt the rapid fire linguistics of pinkie pie and then articulate a reply, she grinned devilishly "My favorite part? The look on some foals face when you take a big steaming shit in their mouth... and then their angst when you tell them nobody will ever believe them!"

Pinkie gasped in joy "HUUUUH THAT'S MINE TOO!! oh wow rainbow Dash I never knew you had such fantastic taste in fetishes"

"Thanks pinks, but you know, for the longest time- Pinkie be quiet!... for the longest time, I've looked for somepony who shared my interests. 'nother thing is I've been saving this one little fucking annoying filly for a truly special uh... 'Occasion' I guess. Pinkie Pie, I'd be honored if you'd join me for this one"

Barely able to contain her mirth and giggling, Pinkie just managed to blurt out a "YES" while spasming around and dancing in place.

Dash adopted a rather sinister grin"Awesome".

5 Day's later:

Scootaloo sat in her home, the clubhouse, shivering and moaning softly. Ever since last week when Pinkie Pie gave them all free confectioneries, half the class had fallen ill. Normally a colt or filly would expect to be huddled up to a warm fire in the sweet embrace of ones parents. But not when your parents had died in a house fire, and especially not when that same house fire had also forever crippled your ability to fly. No, despite the freezing cold the thoughts of a warm fire did not warm Scootaloos heart, but rather left a bitter taste in her mouth and a dull ache in her heart... or maybe that was just the food poisoning.

Scootaloo once again lurched forward and dry heaved onto the wood, the rhythmic throbbing of her bowels making her squeeze her eye's shut in agony, it felt like knives were being thrust into her swollen abdomen, She'd already vomited what precious little food she could scavenge over in the corner. Finally the episodic dry heaving came to a stop and she collapsed onto the freezing autumn wood, completely spent. Sighing hopelessly, she wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and curled back up into a small quaking ball of fur and feathers, bitter thoughts of how she'd not eat until she got better swam through her feverish mind.

Her eye's lazily trailed towards the window as she began to make out voices in the distance...
"-that's the best thing, she's orphaned and homeless so nopony will know she's gone!"
"wow Dashie you're one smart cookie!"
Scootaloo gasped and struggled weakly to her knee's in newly found excitement. Her idol and mother figure Rainbow Dash was here, she always got this warm, happy feeling in her chest when she talked to rainbow dash. She felt safe.

"Rainbow Dash!" she jubilantly bellowed in excitement "Rainbow Dash I'm up here" she got up and crawled over to the door.

Meanwhile outside Dash grimaced towards Pinkie Pie, "see I told you" she whispered "that little cunt always uses my full name, rather pathetic if you ask me..." their was some fumbling and with some great amount of effort scootaloo managed to pry open the door.

"Yo scoots how'd- ew" she stared down in disgust at the sick little filly. She was very pale and gleamed sickly with cold sweat, her bloodshot eye's sagged with black and she wore this tired, defeated look on her face that implied she'd suffered through great torment, despite this her face lit up in a great big smile, her wide eye's gazed upon Dash in amazement, hardly able to believe this was happening.

Nopony said anything as they stood there, scoots grinning sickly at the adults while Dash stared down blankly at the deathly ill filly. "you OK scoots? you look a little ill?"

Scootaloo's eye's bugged out in shock 'oh no, What if they take me to hospital? they'll find out! what if she finds out I'm homeless, she'll never take me seriously again, I couldn't take the pity if anypony ever found out.' Her eye's widened further 'what if everypony does find out! They'll be so mad at me for lying to them and... a-and I'll be sent back to The Orphanage'

"I'M FINE! ... I-I mean, I'm alright Rainbow Dash, just feeling a little bit under the weather... nothing serious or anything, I swear!" she added desperately.

Dash stared down at the small filly indifferently, completely uncaring as to what was ailing her. She steeled her mind for the sickening display that would need to take place next, and after all the effort it took to get Pinkie to be quiet she was not going to mess this up.

"Alright scoots, I *pff* I- totally believe you" drat so close. As much as she loved to see the little brats heart break she had to salvage this. "Alright, so your feeling a little down, how's about you come down to sugar cube corner with me and pinks, we'll cheer you up"

Scootaloo gasped in bearly contained excitement 'oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh!' she repeated to herself manically, 'what are you doing scoots, calm down, Rainbow dash is waiting for an answer, don't screw this up' "... r-really?"

"Yea really, we could huddle up to the warm and... fuck what's the word, comfy fireplace and read daring do. Heck Pinkie'll even give you snacks too, sounds cool right?". As if to authenticate the point Pinkie grinned warmly and put her hoof around Dashes shoulder. It was a rather masterful display of deception that would make even chrysalis proud.

Scootaloo's jaw was slack in amazement and it felt like all her dreams were coming true, the warm feelings of bliss in her heart seemed to melt away the pulses of agony coming from her stomach "It sounds wonderful Rainbow Dash..." Dash fought to contain the cringe when she heard her say her name in full 'disgusting little waste of fucking space' she thought to herself. but through superpony efforts she managed to keep a smiling face.

"Sure it is, now hop on Pinkies back so we can get this show on the road" The little Pegasus yipped happily and tried to hop up, but was physically unable to jump, she was also too weak to climb onto Pinkies back.

Dash scowled impatiently 'Oh for fuck sake' she mentioned to Pinkie to pick the small filly up. Once up there Scootaloo wrapped her aching limbs around Pinkies midsection to warm herself up, she tried her absolute best to stop her shivering, but as the cold air blasted her side she found her quaking body would not, and could not stop. But she didn't care.

As they trotted down the chilly Autumn path, treading on golden leaves through the mild wind scootaloo buried her face into pinkies mane and tried to remember if their was ever a time when she was this happy. Pinkie turned to rainbow dash with a giddy smile, doing her best to remain silent as instructed.

Dash grinned back knowingly, just a hint of malicious intent flowing into her smile.