What's Mayor Mare's day like? More importantly, what's her love life like? Find out why one is such a lonely number, and what one can do about it.

Inspired by this particular piece of fanart of our favorite mayor: Sadly, I was just informed that I can't even link to NSFW art in the description, so here's the number on derpibooru: 1704546

Cover art by shoutingisfun and used with permission.