The Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle

by Wild Wire

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, King Sombra, Queen Chrysalis, Adventure, Discord, Violence, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Tirek
Length: 1909

4 Brony friends get sucked into Equestria as 4 major villains.

Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle are all great friends.

They are all bronies. (and a pegasister.)

They all get sucked into Equestria right next to each other as Discord, Sombra, Tirek and Chrysalis respectively.

They ALSO arrived in the Castle of the Two Sisters right before the season 5 premiere.

This is definitely not going to go well.

Published 2018-04-28 01:40:12 UTC
Last updated 2018-06-16 23:41:13 UTC

Introduction

Author's Note

This is my first story so please tell me if I'm doing something wrong. Btw this is my second attempt at this chapter and I will be changing the others.

Introduction

In the non-magical land of America, a group of friends are destined to go on many adventures, fictional and real.

These 4 friends are going to do many great things in their futures.

These 4 friends are going to be legends.

These 4 friends are Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle.

"How do you always beat everyone in this minigame?!"

And they are currently playing the 'bumper balls' minigame in Mario Party 2.

----------<3rd person, the MMMM household>----------

"I'm-a just that good Mark! And with my victory of this-a minigame I shall-a have your spaghett-ioli and ravi-ghetti!" Mick says in his best Luigi impression.

Mick is a really silly guy, always telling puns and jokes he read on the internet. Mick never forgets a joke, but isn't all that great at remembering things that are actually importaint like feeding the dog or closing the freezer after taking an ice cream sandwich from it at like 2:15 in the morning.

Mark is kind of the opposite of Mick, mostly but not always serious, has a schedule and a short temper. Mick likes to throw Mark of his schedule a lot, and even though he gets mad sometimes when things go to far he wouldn't change anything about his friend. Variety is the spice of life after all, and speaking of spices Mark is a great cook.

"I'm sure you'll win next time Mark, you ARE really good at the 'hexagon heat' minigame." Max tells his best friend.

Max is really friendly to people and always tries to help others when he can, he's also very strong. Max is not perfect though, he's actually very gullible and can't resist cute things. Max sometimes overworks himself trying to be as helpful as possible. Max is actually the one who brought the group of 4 together a few years ago, as he gets along with almost everyone.

"Yeah atleast you got a working controller, my B button keeps getting stuck." Michelle complains loudly.

Michelle is the one who can make use of just about anything but doesn't like being uneven with anyone, she's very smart but when something is 'unfair' she makes complaints. Michelle is also very hard to trick and likes to 'bend the truth' a lot, but she tries not to flat out lie if she can, but when she lies you're very likely to believe her with how good at it she is.

The continued to play and eventually Max won, they then continued to switch games and play those games for a while as they have nothing to do on this Saturday afternoon, but soon afternoon turned to evening they were running out of games on their Nintendo 64.

"I'm sick of this now, can we play on something else?" Suggests Mark.

"I wanted to play Garry's mod on the computer but you all picked the n64 instead, but I'm actually kind of tired, I'm going to sleep." Michelle replies. "Going to our room now, goodnight guys."

"I'm tired too, and it IS kind of late. Goodnight everyone." Max agrees.

And so Mick turns off the game and every one goes to do their before bed routines, brushing teeth, changing clothes, that kind of stuff. They then move to their own beds to sleep. Everyone is getting comfortable under their blankets and they slowly drift off to slee- "Did I feed the dog?" Mick asks suddenly.

The other three, even Max, face palms.

Eventually they finally drift of to sleep, entering the land of dreams. As they fell asleep they slowly started to glow until they were completely white, and then proceeded to fade away until they were gone.

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In the exact location the elements of harmony were used to defeat Nightmare Moon and return Luna, there was a small glowing orb. This orb continued to glow brighter and brighter as it grew bigger, until it started to suddenly shrink into nothing, leaving behind the 4 unconscious bodies of Discord, Sombra, Tirek and Chrysalis. They continued to sleep dreamlessly as the moon continued to rise.

It was soon midnight, and the 4 were completely unaware of what happened. At some point the Sombra clone started to snore and Discord started sleep talking... Let's just fast forward okay?

It was then morning, and the 4 started to wake up very slowly. Without opening their eyes they started to notice just how cold and hard the floor was, and they then noticed how strange their bodies felt. They then opened their eyes...

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Zecora was having a really good day, she was feeling just a-okay.
She was making a more complex brew, and when finished should be blue.
She was nearly done pouring the one last dro-

"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Zecora dropped the bottle into the pot, making all the colors shift and swirl a lot.
Zecora look at it with a frown, but then the color settled on brown.
Zecora sniffed it causing her fur to change to a dark gray, it was then she decided she was NOT having a good day.

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"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"

The 4 screamed as they saw each other until their ears hurt. Then they all freaked out more.

"Please don't turn me into a pear Discord!" Tirek yelled.

"Please don't eat all my emotions Chrysalis!" Discord yelped.

"Please don't kill me with crystals Sombra!" Chrysalis cried.

"Please don't absorb or steal my soul Tirek!" Sombra screamed.

Hearing their own voices made them blink and stop panicking for a moment and as soon as their own voices clicked they panicked again.

"What happened to me!?" They all freaked out in unison.

And then as they all heard that they said the same thing they stopped again.

"Wait a moment..."

"Mick?"
"Mark?"
"Max?"
"Michelle?"

They blinked again...

And fainted.

And so begins the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle.

What will happen next time?
Will they meet the main characters?
Will they discover their powers?
Will the dog make an appearance?

Find out next time!

Magic lessons

Welcome back to the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle.

----------<3rd person, Castle of the Two Sisters>----------

3 minutes after waking up and freaking out again, they quickly figure out who is who.
Mick is Discord, Mark is Sombra, Max is Tirek and Michelle is Chrysalis.

"Well this will be an experience." Mick simply stated.

"How come you get to be Discord with his cool chaos powers while all I get is shape shifting!?" Michelle whines in stereo.

"You're one to talk! I don't even KNOW what I can do other than turn into a darn cloud!" Mark shouts at Michelle, clearly mad because they don't know many abilities for Sombra's character.

"Atleast you guys don't have to steal magic to do stuff, so cheer up!" Max says, trying to calm Mark down before he accidentally shoots out of his horn or something equally ridiculous but entirely possible.

"Guys have we even checked where we are yet?" Michelle asks the group. The rest all shake their heads.

"This place looks like ... Well this place looks like an old castle, so by my skills of pointing out the obvious I believe we are in the Castle of the Two Sisters." Mark tells the group. Mick raises his hind like he's in school.

"Yes Mick?" Mark asks.

"Are you sure we aren't in Skyrim or something?" Mick says. "I mean yeah we're all MLP characters but that doesn't mean we're also in the MLP world. It could be like playing as Link in Mario Kart 8, he's not a Mario character but he's there as DLC."

"Actually a good point there Mick." Max praised. "Maybe one of us can look out a window to see if the Everfree Forest is sounding us?" Max continued.

"Another good idea, I'll check because I'm the chaotic immortal of the room and you three probably don't want to get bitten by a spider or something." Mick volunteered. They all nodded in agreement and so Mick looked out a window to check. Trees almost as far as the eye can see, but way in the distance is Twilight's castle.

"Yeah, we be in Equestria boys. I can see the 'Princess Twilight Sparkle Friendship Castle Deluxe Play Set' from here." Mick informs the group. As Mick walked back to his friends he tripped.

"AH NOT THE FACE!" Mick shouts as he falls down to the cold hard floor. He closes his eyes and prepares for pain... But it doesn't come? He decided to reopen his eyes to take a look... And well...

"Looks like you figured out how to float." Mark plainly states.

"Eyy look at me ma, I'm flyin!" Mick says in a perfect Scout voice. Everyone's eyes suddenly widen, as on Mick's face is a growing grin.

"Poot." Said Mick in Heavy's voice.

Everyone is now shaking in fear of the beast that has bean unleashed.

"POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT! POOT!"

"AHHHH MAKE IT STOP!" Mark screams in panic and pain.

"PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!" Max shouts to hopefully stop the madness.

"OW MY NEW EARS ARE KIND OF SENSITIVE!" Michelle yells to Mick.

"Oh sorry." Mick says. After everyone calms down they decide to figure out all their abilities before they hop on over to Sparklebutts Castle of Fartships.

First Michelle figured out she can say two different things at once because she has two voices overlapping each other. Then Mark discovered how to turn into a shadow after trying to will himself into the ground. Max... Well Max just watched. Then Michelle figures out how to shape shift. Next Mick is playing GMod in real life by spawning blocks and using an actual physics gun to build. After that Mark figures out how to turn into a cloud all Overwatch Reaper style. Then Mick is re in acting the entirety of asdf movie staring only himself. Max is still just sitting there doing nothing as he has absorbed no magic nor does he want to. Now Mick, Mark and Michelle are re in acting spike beating Sombra with Max as the audience.

It just keeps going until it's already time to sleep.

"Geez I'm exhausted, gonna go to sleep, goodnight." Michelle tells the group. And so all go into another dreamless sleep.

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Pinkie Pie's Pinkie sense was going crazy for no apparent reason to her, and only one made sense to her.

"Oh I'm going to make some new friends!" Pinkie shouted to her ceiling in the middle of the night. Surprisingly no pony heard her, but this IS Pinkie Pie after all.

"I'm already so nervou-cited!" She called out.

As soon as she finished that sentence she was out like a light and snoring like an old dishwasher. Again, no pony heard her.

That night Pinkie dreamt of strange things, as usual.

And so this concludes chapter 2 of the Villain Adventures of Mick, Mark, Max and Michelle. What will happen next time?

Will our main characters meet the main 6?
Will they possibly meet Zecora or even Steven Magnet?
Will Engineer finally put a dispenser here?

Find out next time!

Lost and Lost

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Welcome to Ponyville.

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Making a friend

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If you don't succeed, fry again

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Face reveal

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