I am dreaming. I think I am anyway. One moment I was walking to a stadium for a dueling tournament, the next I was having (really bad) tea with God. Yeah I’m dreaming alright.
“I am quite sorry about this.” God says.
“About what sir?” I reply.
“Well you’re dead.”
I then let it sink in. Wait, what the heck?
“What do you mean I’m dead” I yell.
“Well …” He starts.
“Scratch that who are you and why are you playing this cruel prank!?” I scream at him.
“As you probably guessed I am God.” He says after I calm down “And I brought you here to apologize for accidentally killing you, and to offer you a new life.”
“What’s the catch? Do I have to build churches and praise you every five seconds?” I say as my anger rises.
“No, just don’t tell anyone I did this. By the way is there anything special you want for your new body and world?”
“What do you mean world?”
“Well I’m not supposed to put you back into the world you died in.”
“Okay. Then send me to Equestria.” I reply sadly.
Wait, why the heck am I sad? The only things I had back there was Yu-Gi-Oh and fast food. Oh, and M.L.P.
“And what about your body?” God asks.
Holy shit! I forgot he was there!
“Make me a Were-wolf. Also give me magic and all of duel monster cards and my duel disk. And make my duel disk into a smartphone.” I say greedily.
“When I send you, you’ll fall asleep, and when you wake up you’ll be in the first episode.”
“Thanks God!” I say “And goodbye!”
“Goodbye. And goodluck!”
--------------------TIME SKIP--------------------
(PoV: Yuronashi)
“Ugh my head” I say when I get up to survey my surroundings. “Okay I’m good now.”
Huh, I’m at the castle of the two sisters. Well, I better make a shelter.
I never understood why Celestia never thought about repairing this place. I mean all that you would have to do is fix up the walls and ceiling, sow up the tapestries and repair all of the furniture. And remove all of the plants that are growing through the stone floor. Then again, this place is in the middle of the Everfree forest for crying out loud. Who in God’s name would want to live here besides Zecora and anyone on the run from the chaotic powers of Discord.
“I wonder if there is a dungeon here” I say to myself “If so I could use some of the natural resources to make it more hospitaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
Yay, a freaking tripwire trap leading straight to the freaking dungeon. Also I think the fall broke my ankle because of the goshdern screams of pain I need to hold back. To heck with it, I’m gonna release them.
“HOLY CRAP! I THINK THAT FREAKING FALL BROKE MY DARN ANKLE!” I think Discord probably heard me from inside his stone prison, and Luna probably heard on the moon. That is, if she is still there.
--------------------TIME SKIP--------------------
(PoV: Yuronashi)
As I went along the dungeon I realized that it was in much better condition than the main rooms.
“Weird. Why would the dungeon be in better condition than the actual castle?”
I bet it's some sort of magic spell that prevents decay or something along those lines. I guess that it doesn’t really matter anyway.
“Welp, might as well just make it more like home now. I wonder how my magic works. Maybe I just say what spell I want to use or something.” I look over at a patch of black vines with blue thorns.
“Let’s try this. MOYASU!”
At first I thought nothing happened when the vines suddenly get lit with such a powerful flame that they turn into ash in seconds.
“HOLY CRAP!!!!” I scream as I jump back from the sudden burst of flame.
“Okay that was AWESOME!! I wonder what else I can do now.”
But now most of the plants down here are on fire, Lit-erally.
Rimshot
Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s a bad pun, but I like them.
I think I should put that out now.
“ABARERU!” I yell and then a giant cascade of water floods the room.
Yay, now I’m soaking wet. I wonder if there is a drying spell.
“DORAI!” Ooh that’s better.
Huh I wonder what other spells I can learn beside these. Maybe I can learn transformation spells that will allow me to turn into things like Dragons, Manticores, Hydras, and Griffons. That would be extremely cool if I can do that, but I better wait until later on because this dungeon isn’t quite large enough to hold a fully grown Hydra, Manticore, or Dragon. But it would still be very cool if I can do that.
Now then let’s see if all my cards are okay. Okay the tins are water-proof, but I have two decks that aren’t yet. I hope they aren’t damaged at all. That would be really annoying if I can’t get to use my favorite decks.
(Deck 1)
Okay Five-headed dragon is good and so is Blue-eyes ultimate and Theinen the great sphinx as well. And all of the other cards in this deck are good too. Including Dark Magician and Dark Eradicator Warlock.
Now to check the other one!
(Deck 2)
Junk Destroyer and Gaia Knight, force of earth are in good condition. Same with all of the other cards like Quickdraw Synchron, Junk Synchron, Quillbolt Hedgehog, Speed Warrior, and all of my X-Sabers.
Now to heal my ankle. Because the pain is becoming far to much to handle.
“IYASHI!” Ahh that feels some much better.
Time to see if my Duel Disk is upgraded. Well it is, but the only contact I have is God for some reason. Meh, it doesn’t really matter anyway.
Okay I’m time to go up top now to see whether it’s night or not. Because I want to know how I am going to become a were-wolf.
Author's Note
This is my very first story, so please don't flame me too much.
Chapter two Summer Sun Celebration (Summer Solstice)
(PoV: Yuronashi)
When I reached the top I noticed that the sun was going down. Huh, now I’ll find out how I become a were-wolf.
Wait, what’s with the music and the bright lights!?!?
When it all subsided I realized that I now have fur and claws.
Cool I look like a plain old bipedal wolf.
I look up because get the feeling that something was wrong.
I hate it when I’m right. The stars are aligning with the moon and tonight is the longest day of the thousandth year, summer solstice, also known as the summer sun celebration day. Nightmare is about to return.
“Welp I didn’t get too much time to prepare for the battle against N.M. to happen yet so it’s time to get some improve ready.
--------------------Three hour time skip--------------------
Okay then, time to make sure everything is set up correctly.
Duel disk set and ready, check. Twin major decks prepared for sleight of hand swap, check. Eyesight set for nighttime dueling against a demon controlled princess, check.
I am prepared for this upcoming duel. Hopefully.
--------------------Eight hour time skip--------------------
(Location: Ponyville Town Hall)
(PoV: Yuronashi)
It’s almost time for Nightmare Moon to appear and, unlike most villains, state her plan outright immediately without any kind monologue at all. Maybe I should stop my mental monologue since it’s almost time for her first appearance in the show.
Okay mayor mare is starting to speak, yada yada yada, curtains open, revealing no Princess Celestia. Nightmare Moon appears, she talks about her plan after asking if anypony knows who she is, and then she leaves and twilight runs out and heads towards the treebrary. (Yes I just called it a treebrary, meaning tree and library combined). Then Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, A. J., Pinkie Pie, and Rarity run out and decide to chase after her since she was the only one who knew who Nightmare Moon was. Ya know, for most of that I just went by my memories of the show since the windows and walls on the town hall were soundproof for some unknown reason.
Yes I can see and hear you my audience of readers. Pinkie Pie is no longer the only one who can break the Fourth Wall.
“I can do that too” Discord yells into my mind.
“You don’t count right now because you’re in your stone prison until the beginning of season two” I yell back at him.
“Dangit” He replies.
Okay time to teleport back to the castle. “Terepōto!”
--------------------Fifty minute time skip--------------------
(Location: Nightmare Tower, Castle of the Two Sisters)
Okay N. M. just arrived after destroying the dormant Elements of Harmony. Luckily for me she hasn’t spotted me yet, now I just wait until her and the Mane Six start their technical ‘battle’ then I’ll come out and challenge her. Hopefully they’ll be here soon so that there’s less of a chance for her to spot me.
I wonder if I should try to talk with Discord again. Nah, that's a pretty dumb idea.
Author's Note
If you want for me to put Yuronashi's full decks listed out I can try to type it out and put in my blog or something along those lines. I guess.
Chapter 3 Were-Wolf Yuronashi VS. God-like Villain Pony Nightmare Moon: Part 1
(PoV: Yuronashi)
Well the Mane Six have finally arrived to confront Nightmare Moon, so I guess it’s time to reveal myself.
“Welcome Watashi no yūjin to the greatest battle in the entire world” I say to the Mane Six.
“B-b-b-battle” asks Fluttershy” What do you m-m-mean by b-b-b-battle?”
“Nothing much, I’m just challenging Miss Dark-and-Dreary here to a one-on-one duel against me” I reply.
“Why should we trust you? Maybe you’re going to help her and not us” Rainbow says while trying to get in my face”And how can you talk like us?”
“Because of the fact that too little day can destroy quite a lot of the ecosystem and even I can’t stay awake forever” I reply while dodging her.
I turn to face N. M.and say, “So are ya up to the challenge, or are ya just gonna chicken out Nightmare Moon?”
“Just let me get the correct supplies, and by that I mean I’ll be copying your deck” She says
After she does so she speaks”A perfect copy, with a few tweaks that is. I hope you’re ready to lose against me” as she creates her duel disk out of the shadows that were gathering at her feet, and then puts her deck into it activating it.
Well since she copied my synchro deck I guess I have to use my fusion one now. So I use slate of hand to swap the two decks and put my fusion based one into my duel disk and start the duel.
I then pull out a 1¥ coin and flip it into the air and say ”Heads or Tails?”
N.M. replies ”Tails."
“Then I get Heads, which is good because soon I’ll be a-Head of you” I reply, laughing.
Rimshot
I turn to the audience and say “Funny right?”
“Anyway back to the duel, shall we get started then” I ask as I catch the coin and check the face “Tails, you’re up first Madam” I say to N. M. as we draw our hand. “So let’s…”
We both say together “DUEL!!!”
Nightmare Moon: 4000 LP
(Me) Yuronashi Takenada: 4000 LP
“And I’ll be starting with Quillbolt Hedgehog in attack mode! (ATK 800/Lv 2) next I’ll place 2 cards facedown and end my turn.”
“My turn then, I draw! Now I’ll summon Skilled Dark Magician in attack mode, (ATK 1900/ Lv 4/Sc 0) and place 3 cards facedown to end my turn” With Draining shield down I’ll be able to regain some LP and keep my monster, Mystical Space Typhoon will empty her field of Facedowns when I see fit, and D. Tribe will turn my monsters to dragons so that I can fusion summon an awesome monster.
“Hmph, I guess you realized that if you attack I’ll do something to counter it. Quite smart, so next I bet that you’ll play even more defensively when I summon something powerful.”
“Sorry miss, but you’re wrong.”
“Oh well, my turn, I draw! Now I’ll summon Battle Footballer in defense mode and end my turn.”
“Then it’s my turn, I draw!” I’ll need to think of a strategy for removing Battle Footballer, and quick too. “I activate the spell card Graceful Charity, which allows me to draw three cards, but I have to discard two after” I say before drawing Dark Hole, Blade Master, and Baby Dragon. ”I think I’ll discard these two” I discard Baby Dragon and Blade Master, which allows me to keep Dark hole so that I can empty our fields, but that’s for an extremely overpowered strategy. “Now since I activated a Spell card, Skilled Dark Magician gains one Spell counter (Sc1) and I place one card facedown to end my turn.”
Author's Note
This chapter is going to be split into three parts and there are three reasons for this.
1. It is going to be really long
2. I have to edit it myself
and
3. I am extremely lazy
Enjoy waiting! =)#)
