Pain shot though my brain once again like it did before when I hit my dad's car along with a weight to my left side, raising my head from the soft sand I looked around to see the mane six asleep as I saw rainbow with a bottle of cider in her hand laying in front of a past out Apple jack, as twilight and flutters were past out in front of a signal shot glass, and rarity and pinkie were sleeping with their foreheads touching. Spike had a bottle of cider in his hand past out with his head on a log, Mira and Jibril were right next to me on top of one another...sleeping on my right. I slowly turned my head to see the guest I hoisted last night...kai. The red skinned demon clung onto my left side with her nussled into my neck with her white hair exploded all around, I could smell her breath that had a lavender as I recalled last night.

My mind felt fuzzy as I held the sake empty cup handing it back to the oni with a drunk blush on her face as she looked like she was going to pass out at any moment.

"You *hic* know no living *hic* mortal *hic* has ever made it this *hic* far," She said with a grin as she messy poured her drink.

I reached to help her pour the cup.

"Your *hic* missing the cup *hic*," I said drunkingly.

"Maaaaasssssttteeerrr~" I was then hugged by a drunk Mira.

She rubbed her head against my arm like a puppy.

"Mi-ra *hic* your *hic* your *hic* drunk come *hic* here," I grabbed her and rubbed the back of her neck as I hugged her close.

It didn't take long before the flugal crushed into me though the wolf.

"Master *hic* its been *hic* so long *hic* since I got *hic* drunk *hic* snuggle with *hic* me," Jibril said with a drunken blush.

I held the two close as I took the cup that the oni pour for with me as she was moving left and right spinning, as I took the shot I saw it didn't have much in it. Confused I looked at Kai I threw the cup behind me and took the large bottle of sake and downed it, when I was done I threw it behind me with a smile. Kai looked at me with shocked look then she smiled at me.

"You know *hic* what I-I-I *hic* like you jack *hic* let me get *hic* on that," She dropped onto me as the weight of the large oni took me down with the two girls already their and with that she pasted out.

I had won!

'Yaaaaay! ow this fucking hurt's. I need a fucking shower,'

I tried to move only to noiced that the oni was Heavy not fat but pure muscle man she was heavy as I struggled to get up she began to stir as her red-yellow eyes opened up. She did see me just yet as she placed a hand on her forehead and groan in pain of a hangover as she began to rub her eyes.

"Goddess I haven't been this drunk since-" She looked down at me as her eyes widen.

I gave a worried smile.

"Hi?" with that she yelled complaining.

"I FUCKING LOST! NOOOOOOO!" She grabbed her head in pain after she screamed getting.

She got up with a said face pouty face.

"Do what you want with me I guess just get it over with," She said sitting down crossing her arms.

This confused me.

"I'm sorry?" I asked lightly pushing the sleeping wolf and angel off me as I wrapped them in a towel.

"Go ahead violate me or what ever..." WAIT SHE THINKS I'M GOING TO DO THAT!?

I began to laugh.

"What nonono I'm that kind of guy and besides I need to get these two inside before they get sun burned," I told kai pointing to the MAMMOTH.

Picking up the two bridal style I nodded my head to the MAMMOTH.

"Come on you look like you can use a shower I sure need one," I spoke.

With that I walked into the mammoth with the cold steel under my bare feet as I entered and went up the stairs, setting the two girls on the bed I turned to see the amazed Oni in a lost for words as she dropped her Kanabo with a loud thud.

"Cool right welcome to my home or so to speak our home," I said with my arms out.

"Home? You mean I can say in here and not have to be stripped down to nothing and living outside with a chain around my neck," Kai asked.

I nodded jeez she must have seen some real shit in her past.

"Um yeah...how about this you take a shower and I'll get my equipment from outside K?" I told her and she nodded with a smile.

She picked her Kanabo back out and put on her shoulder.

"I don't know why but I have a good feeling about you...master," Guess I have to get use to that.

With a sigh I went outside and got the grill and cooking equipment, drove the warthog back in, and woke the mane six and spike along with bidding them good bye as I walked back into the MAMMOTH with the towels and umbrella.

"Beta you their," I asked.

Her AI appeared before me.

"Can you make some clothing for Kai I'm sure she has been those cloths for a long time," I told the AI and she nodded.

"Yeah It will only take a sec," She said and with that her Avatar disappeared into thin air.

Going up the stair I saw the shower was empty and Kai was no where to be seen, looking down at the two girls that were fast asleep I decided not to wake them and take a shower.

(Again no lemon/lime/clop or what ever)

I took off my sand covered swim wear and got in and turned on the hot warm as it washed away all the sand from the night before and salt in my hair. Closing my eyes I grinned at the warm water washing over my face a-

"OH shit!" I turned around to see Kai...naked.

She was coving herself as I panicked and did the same.

"What are you doing?" She said almost screaming.

"I'm taking a shower what are you doing?!" I asked.

"I thought you could say I take one first?!" She asked back.

'Shhhhiiiittt she didn't take one yet *sigh*' I sighed as I looked at her face.

"You didn't take one yet didn't you," I asked.

She nodded as she turned away but not breaking eye contact, I scratched the back of my head why did this always happen with when I meet a girl in this world.

"Soooo want to share a shower I mean to save water," I asked.

The red oni's face grew more red as she closed her eyes in though as she slowly nodded I turned away for her privacy as I heard the oni's get in the water as I grabbed the soap and got to cleaning myself. This wasn't the first time I shared a bath with a girl when Mira first came I had to help bathe her since she didn't know how to work the shower as for Jibril...it was like no game no life. As I tried to get my back I felt a hand grab it and took it out my hand it was kai.

"Here let me get your back," with that she scrubbed my back as I stand their blushing I had had a feeling she had a blush too.

As she finish I thanked her and got to cleaning my hair Kai tapped my shoulder.

"Hey can you get my back," I nodded as she turned around and I turned to she her back and her...

'Keep it clean JACK!'

I began to scrub her back but as I finished I didn't feel the sud go into my eye causing it to burn.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" I shouted grabbing my eye.

Kai turned to me as I held my eye trying to rub out the pain.

"Jack are you alright?!"

"NO I GOT SOAP IN MY DAMN EYE!" I shouted but she grabbed my hand from my eye.

"Here let me see it," she looked deep into my blue eye as I got a good look of her red and yellow eyes...so unique.

She then smiled and then...licked my eye causing me to close my eye and freak out.

"THE HELL KAI!?

She laughed at my reaction.

"Relax oni slavia can heal minor burns," She yeah with her tongue out, and like she said the burning stopped.

"Your welcome master," She said winking.

But then I soon saw she was turned to me and I her and we both saw each others...stuff.

"Wow," Kai said with a brighter blush as she began to droll I Turned and to finished my hair.

"SORRY!" I told the oni.

With that I felt a pair of arms wrap around my chest as I felt...OH SHIT ARE THOSE HER BREASTS?!

"Master~ I didn't know you had a build like that," Kai said lustfully.

I then felt her arms slide down my back and over my scar.

"When you get this?" Kai asked.

I chuckled at the memory of one of my first smash-and-grabs.

"Pack of timber wolves I wasn't checking my back and didn't see the wolf behind me cut right though the undersuit and into my back," I told kai.

She giggled at the story as she showed me her wrist with a small faint lights red scar.

"Bug bear bits like hell,"

I raised my leg up to show a scare.

"Diamond bladed bear trap shattered my leg could have cut it if I didn't have my armor on," I showed the Oni.

"Yikes check this out," She moved to my right show a scar on her back.

"Manticore tried to get me when I was bashing its brains in," I laughed.

Turning off the shower and handing her a towel I smiled as I dyed my hair.

"I killed a few Manticores before I even saved Mira from one before," I told Kai.

"Really I guess I got lucky with you ending up becoming my master,"

She gave me a sly grin before wrapping her self in the towel and left the shower I let her have time to get dress, after a moment I got out and Kai was putting on bandages around you guessed it a undersuit.

'Mira whats with you and undersuits Jesus!'

Walking over to my undersuit I put it on and then my armor which was easier to take on and off along with not requiring the large machine to put it on. As I was adjusting my gantlet fitting I saw the two girls starting to wake up as they saw me in my armor.

"Morning ladies," I spoke with a smile.

"Masterrrr my head hurts," Mira groaned holding her head.

Hangover must be her first one.

"Jibril do you know a spell for Hangovers," I asked the flugal.

"Of course I learned one over 200 years ago," With that she placed a hand on Mira head causing a green glow to radiate then vanish.

Jibril patted the wolf's head before floating over to me and giving a hug.

"Morning master!" I returned the hug and broke it as I petted her head causing her to give me a smile.

Mira wined like a dog as I rolled my eyes and went over to pet her causing her to do the same when I rubbed her ears.

"Alright you two go take a shower,"

With that they nodded and Mira ran into the shower before Jibril causing her to grown as I shook my head and placed my helmet on and went into the kitchen to cook breakfast.

"Woah!" As I finished the last pancake I turned to see kai with a look of shock.

"What? never seen a spartan cook before," I joked tilting my head.

She shook her head and walked over and placed a hand on my chest plate.

"No you just look so badass in that armor!" She said like a little girl.

Rolling my eyes I hand her a plate with some pancakes and took it as the rest of the girls joined us, we enjoyed our food I had plans for the day to fit Kai in some marine armor but a knock on the door of the MAMMOTHS deck door. Placing my plate down I went down with the girls following suit, as I opened the door to see the CMC panicked and out of breathe but when seeing me they were in awe.

'What the?'

"Whoa cool!" Soatloo said with stars in her eyes.

Sweetie elbowed her.

"Mister Jack yes?" Sweetie said I nodded.

"YOU GOT TO HELP US PONYVILLE IS UNDERATTACK!?" I rolled my eyes.

'attack? highly doubtful its probably some new species,' I held my noise.

"Kids every time a stranger comes into town that isn't a pony doesn't mean-"

"No its a monster a big one and mah sister and her friends are too weak to take it down so thats why mah sister told me to find you," young applebloom took me.

I look down with a look of consurn.

"What kind of monster?" I asked.

"It looks like a dragon but theirs something wrong about it," Oh boy is it what I think it is.

I turned to the girls.

"You girls with me on this?" I asked.

The shound of a gun cocking I turned to see mira in her marine armor with a custom assault rifle.

"Of course master! its been so long since I have fought a dragon," Jibril said with a blue glow as her weapon appeared.

I then turned to Kai the newest member who had a shark tooth smile.

"Hey first time fighting along you guys I want to see how you handle yourselves," She put her Kanabo on her shoulder.

Nodding I turned to the CMC.

"What go for a ride?"

As we were in the warthog heading to Ponyville with the Cmc Holding onto the back as Kai was on the gun (oddly enough she knew how to work it), mira was next to me with a rocket launcher in both hands with and in full body armor.

Jibril was floating next to us ready to fight with a grin on her face as she floated closer to me on the driver seat.

"So do have a plan master?" She asked.

I shook my head.

"No, since we don't know what were going up against but when we do I will come up with something. When we do get their I will drop these girls off a the edge of town, then I'll circle around so these two can lay on some pain and you are going to need to cover us think you can do that?" I asked.

"Master of course and for luck," She used magic to kissed though my helmet and on my cheek.

Mira hissed at the flugal as she just laughed with that she turned away, I then decided to pick some music and I pick the prefect song.

We then pasted by the welcome to ponyville sigh and dropped off the girls but as I the town itself and what it was shocked me as my eyes widen in surprised.

"Oh shit," I'm going to need all the luck I can on this one.

Author's Note

Team name not decided yet not too much votes but besides from that heres a little something...

(not much of SOA but I thought this was funny)