Commissioned by some anonymous dude, proofread by Jay Tarrant. An old fogey comes into town and rallies the town against sugar. Sugarcube Corner is almost out of business, and Mr. Cake is gone. What will happen to Mrs. Cake? (WARNING, CONTAINS TICKLING, FOOTJOB AND MINDBREAK. SERIOUSLY, IF YOU HATE THAT STUFF, WHY ARE YOU HERE? NOT FOR THE COMPANY, I'M SURE.)