After two months of paperwork, of constant stress and endless interviews, of slowly losing her mind to the utter madness of trying to organize things for after she is gone, Spitfire has finally retired her Captaincy of the Wonderbolts, leaving the way open for those beneath her to fly as highly as they can.

What she hadn't planned for however, was simply how little she had to do after everything was over. No more running drills or organizing shows, no more playing damage control over Crash's latest blunder, or Fleetfoot's most recent one-night stand.

Nothing to do, but laze about and try to find something to occupy the boredom.

Written for a discord server contest which I somehow won, edited for Fimfic by "Radpanic", go give them some love.

Cover Art is by BadgerBen

Content warning - Fatpone, boredom, light slobbishness, and fairly extreme weight gain... You have been warned.