Once upon a time, the land of Equestria was nothing but harmony for all of the ponies. But as time went on, evil always seemed to show up from outta nowhere. Villains…..old legends……..monsters. But when there is evil, there is always good. One simple pony made history. His name was Midnight Wolf. Ponies named him the Deadly Wolf-Spider. He took on most of the forces of darkness. But not without a little help. He had help from his friends and later on forged a team to overcome a greater evil. But the team disbanded after the event. Everypony went their separate ways and never heard from each other, again. He was all alone, again. And during one of his missions…..he died. But his legacy soon lived on into others. Including his love, Princess Twilight Sparkle, who took the role as Spider-Mare. His legacy even lived on through other worlds. Up to the point where there was another Wolf-Spider in that other world. But Twilight knew that there can only be one Wolf-Spider in one world. So, she returned to Equestria, and making sure to make her love proud.

But enough of that. You get the idea. Onto the good stuff. In Equestria, it was dark night in Manehattan. A few security guards were patrolling a rooftop from any intruders. While they were walking around, they started to chit-chat.

“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. That’s big Newton, buddy” said the guard who appears to be teaching his partner.

“Uh-huh” the student guard replied.

“You touch my baked beans, I put a brick in your pillowcase. Action, reaction. That’s rule number one ”.

“Got it. Don’t touch your beans”.

Rule number two: Every other pony in this miserable place is literal garbage. Don’t talk to them, don’t listen to them, don’t become cute friends with them”.

“Got it. No friends”.

“Rule number three: keep your radio on at all times”.

But before he could finish his rules, a guard came in and explained “Hey sir. Your radio is off”.

“I’m busy”.

“Something tripped the motion sensor, one floor down. The boss wants you to take a look”.

“Ugh. I really hate the boss. Do I look like a stupid exterminator? Just.....go show our rookie around” the guard said as he left the two guards to go check the floor downstairs.

“He’s always like that. All bite, no bark. So, first deployment”?

“Yup” the rookie replied.

“Well, if you signed up looking for action, you won’t be finding it here. We’re a long way from Canterlot and Ponyville”.

“No, I-I don’t want to fight anypony”.

“Ain’t that the whole deal”?

“Tuition! When I get out, I’ll have a full ride to the college of my choice. I’m going to be a botanist”.

“A botanist, huh? Well, I’ve never trusted robots myself, but that’s just cause I grew up in the south. Out here, your main enemy’s boredom. Boredom, and a CO who loves putting bricks in pillowcases”.

“Oh, I anticipated the boredom. That’s why I brought along some book in tape”!

“Books on tape, what’s your deal with that? Don’t the pages get stuck together”?

But what happened after that was really a tragedy. A bomb went off! It killed millions inside the building! The ponies that survived the explosion were killed by mysterious ponies in costumes. One of them was green and just absorbed the living life out of a guard. Another one looked a lot like Wolf-Spider but the colors were switched and he was a unicorn. Another was an old friend of Wolf-Spider’s...the Condor! I guess that the mysterious ponies broke saved her from those timberwolves back then. When they were done slaughtering everypony in the building, a ship arrived on the roof. The doors open and it revealed a purple unicorn but with a broken horn and in mysterious armor. All of a sudden, the mysterious ponies missed a guard. One was still alive.

“You….you killed them!.......All of 'em! You son of a bitch”! The guard shouted as he started to charge at the mysterious purple unicorn with a spear.

But before the guard could impale the unicorn, the Wolf-Spider imposter shot a blast of magic, killing the guard instantly. His blood splattered all over the purple unicorns face. She just wipes off the blood and just groans.

“Another goose chase,” the unicorn said as she and the others left on their ship. “One of these places must have the Infinity stones, somewhere”!

Meanwhile back on Earth, it was a secret military HYDRA base. Two marines were walking around the base. Why does this sound familiar?

“Sheesh. Is it cold, or what? How cold do you think it is? I-It has to be below freezing, right” The first marine asked and complained.

“Well, there’s ice, so yeah. Freezing” the second marine answered and pretended to be interested in the conversation.

“Patrolling the ice. Give me a freaking break. You know who doesn’t have patrol in the middle of the night, in the ice”?

“I’m sure you’ll tell me”.

“Steven! I bet Steven is sleeping right now. Back in his rack with his big giant melon head on a soft pillow”!

“Yeah, that’s Steven”.

“You know I had a terminal duty eight weeks straight?! Eight weeks, man”!

“Eh, lucky you”.

“And I make one stupid comment about the CO to Steven and the next thing you know, I’m out on patrol”.

But while the first marine was talking, the second marine gets a roped attached to his neck and disappears while the first marine wasn’t looking.

“Steven gets my terminal duty and I get to freeze my butt off out here with…….Tobey? Come on, Toby. Hey, where are ya? Toby”? The marine said when he turned around to find that the other marine named Toby was gone. “Stop messing around. Toby!......Toby”.

“Yeah, in here” said a voice that sounded like Toby. “Thought I heard something”

“Oh yeah? What’d ya hear? A ghost? Hehe” the marine joked around.

But as he went inside a room, he heard mumbling noises on top of him. He looks up to see Toby tied up on the ceiling.

“Yeah, I guess you could say something like that” the voice than changed into a woman said.

The marine looks back down and sees a person in a purple and pink costume in front of him. The marine paniks but the woman knocks him out quickly and starts to sneak around.

“Hey. We clear, Super-Spider”? The woman said with her earpiece.

“Yes, Widow-Spider; you’re clear, but watch your corners. This smoke is good for cover, but it’s playing hell with my x-ray vision. And the cold is not helping. I just hope that my red cape won’t give me away.” Super Spider said at the other side of the base.

“What’s the time”?

“Don’t worry about the time. Worry about the objective. Next patrol’s in twenty seconds”.

“Heh. I’ll be gone before that” Widow Spider said as she starts running around the base in the shadows.

“Okay, slow down, Moonlight...I-I mean Widow Spider. Set a signal so I can see you”.

“Nah. It’ll take too long” Widow Spider as she sneak attacked a guard.

“So does getting caught. Set a signal”! Super-Spider said while trying to get a good reading on her partner. “Widow Spider! I do not have a visual in there! I can’t be your eyes if I can’t see”!

“Just trust me, Jessica. I got this” Widow-Spider said as she snuck past multiple guards.

“Ugh! Moonlight, talk to me”!

“Not right now, Super-Spider. I see the objective. Going to initiate transfer.” Widow-Spider whispered.

“While it’s loading, set your goddamn signal. There’s bound to be some…..Widow-Spider, I’ve got something hot in my x-ray vision. Two small dots”.

“Come on, come on”!

“Moonlight, check your six! I think somethings in there”!

Widow-Spider turns around with her hand ready to fire a blast of magic. When she turns around, she finds that it’s just a marine holding two coffee mugs.

“Well….this is awkward” Widow Spider said to herself.

The marine looks to his left to see the alarm button and looks back at Widow Spider as she said “Don’t. Even. Think about it” as the marine just keeps looking back and forth at her and the alarm. At the last second, the marine runs for it but got blasted by Widow-Spider’s magic. But his body managed to sound the alarm.

“Aw crap. About to get loud” Widow Spider said as she grabs the data and starts to run for it as the alarms went off.

“On my way” Super Spider said as she starts flying. While flying, she uses her freezing breath to freeze two marines and says “Well, so much for keeping quiet. Widow, meet me at the helipad for extraction”.

“Roger. Might need a minute” Widow said as she starts blasting her way out from a few marines.

She ducks for cover and she shouts “TIME STONE” as everything freezes around her. She makes her chance and blasted every single marine that she saw. She just hoped that the marines are alright. She may have magic, but she doesn’t want to kill anyone. If not, then she’ll count it as civilian casualties. She starts running on a bridge while being chased by more marines. One of them was about to take a shot but got blasted by Super-Spider’s heat vision. She shouts “SPACE STONE” as she makes a two portals that was one in front of her and one behind the marines. She uses her chance to perform the famous thunderclap which obliterates all of the marines in sight.

“TIME STONE”! Widow Spider shouted for Super-Spider.

“SPACE STONE” Super Spider shouted back as both of them used their stones at the same time.

The time stone was to get all of the maries off of them. The space stone was to get them to the helipad. But when they made it to the helipad, they find that they were surrounded by a whole army of marines.

Author's Note

Fight scenes inspired by Red vs Blue