Intermixture

"Quit your bitching." Church said while his laughter subsided.

"Hey man, you would be shitting yourself too if you saw what I saw." Tucker said.

"It was a fucking dream." Church said. "Get over it."

"You're pretty helpful, you know that?" Tucker said sarcastically.

"Didn't you need to work there to get some money for something or other?" Church asked.

"Well, yeah." Tucker said.

"So you, rather than actually do shit, ran away because of a nightmare?" Church asked. "I thought you had no fears."

Tucker glared at Church and sighed. "Are you saying I overreacted?"

"No, I'm saying that you're a fucking idiot." Church said.

Tody then then exited him and Church's room, stretching his arms and yawning. He made his way to the top of the stairs and looked at the pair of arguing stallions. "What the frig is going on here?"

"Tucker over here had a bad dream." Church said.

"This ought to be good." Tody muttered. "What was it about?"

"He said it was about Pinkie turning ponies into cupcakes." Church replied. "He had to go to Pinkie’s and help her do stuff but she said something and it sent him running."

"Isn't she the pink hyper one?" Tody said, scratching his head. "Sounds pretty scary."

"See?" Tucker yelled.

"I was kidding." Tody said bluntly. "Stop being such a baby."

"You know, I haven't talked to you much, but you sound kind of like an asshole." Tucker said.

"I get that a lot." Tody said with a proud smile.

"I'll admit, it sounds fucked up." Church said. "But would you have ran away if presented by some semblance of a nightmare you had the night before?"

"No." Tody said. "It's just a freaking dream. Get over it, dude." Tody said as he sat on the couch.

"I am over it." Tucker mumbled.

"Prove it." Church said. "Go back and help out and try not to pussy out this time."

"Fine." Tucker said.

Tucker slammed the door and started making his back to Sugarcube Corner.

"You would have run too, wouldn't you?" Church asked curiously.

"probably not, but maybe." Tody said. "Would you?"

"Probably." Church chuckled. "But Tucker is just too fun to piss off."

Tucker arrived at Sugarcube Corner after a couple minutes of walking. When he got there, he noticed that the door was ajar. He slowly walked in and looked around.

"Yo, anybody here?" Tucker called out.

Tucker got no answer so he sighed. He made his way around the counter and into the kitchen. He looked in the oven, where he saw a couple trays of cupcakes baking. Tucker then heard some muffled noise from his left, causing him to jump away, turning quickly, not sure what to expect. However, the room was empty. The sound appeared to come from a door that had been left slightly ajar.

"Caboose, you down there?" Tucker asked.

"Tucker, help me." Rainbow Dash called out in a strained voice.

"Let me go, shiticane!" Kerzon yelled.

Tucker ran down the stairs and looked around. Well, tried to look around, but the room was completely dark, accept for a flame that seemed to be struggling with something.

"Hello Tucker!" Caboose said happily.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing Caboose?" Tucker asked angrily.

"We're making cupcakes." Caboose said. "Would you like one?"

"No I wouldn't like one. Where are you?"

"Hang on a sec." Pinkie said.

The lights then turned on and Tucker slam his eyes shut for a second. He quickly opened them again and saw Pinkie standing on a step ladder with a light bulb in her hoof. He then looked down and saw Rainbow Dash wiping flour off her face. Kerzon was tangled in a rope of some kind while Little Sin was simply looking at him, trying to hold back laughter.

"What happened?" Tucker asked, confused.

"Well, there was no room anywhere else so we came down here to finish up with the cupcakes." Pinkie said. "But when we came down the lights went pop."

"And Little Sin also thought it would be hilarious if he threw a fucking net over my head." Kerzon added.

"Oh." Tucker laughed.

"Where did you run to?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I needed to talk to Church for a minute." Tucker said.

"Oh, I thought it had something to do with your bad dream." Rainbow Dash said.

"Pft, no, of course not." Tucker said with a weak laugh. "I may be a lot of things, but a coward I am not."

"Bullshit." Kerzon said. "I think you ran away because something made you shit your pants." Kerzon paused for a moment and processed what he said. "Fuck, we don't wear pants."

"Dumbass!" Little Sin exclaimed.

"You did seem pretty shaken up by it." Rainbow Dash said.

The oven upstairs then made a dinging noise.

"The last batch is done!" Pinkie said, running up the stairs. Little Sin hugged Pinkie.

"I lub you." He said.

"Aw! I lub you too Sin." PInkie said cheerfully. "Let's go get the cupcakes."

"Okay." Little Sin said.

After a couple seconds Pinkie and Little Sin then ran back down with a tray of freshly baked cupcakes.

"So Tucker, are you finally going to help or are you going to pussy out again?" Kerzon asked.

"Yeah I'll help." Tucker said, looking over the cupcakes. "How many did you guys make?

"Twelve dozen." Pinkie said, placing the tray down on the table. "Let's get crackin'!"

Kerzon nodded and grabbed some icing and started sloppily lapping it onto the cupcakes.

"That's too much!" Pinkie said.

"Hey, anything invented by Kerzon has to be the sweetest thing around." Kerzon said, scraping most of the icing off.

"Now that's too little. Haven't you ever made cupcakes before?" Pinkie asked.

"Do I look like I belong in a bakery?" Kerzon said. "I don't see how it even matters how much icing is on it."

"Well if you put too much on it's too sweet, and if you don't put on enough it doesn't taste sweet at all!" Pinkie said. "You need just the right amount to make them perfect."

"Everybody's a critic. Can't just make some fucking sweet cupcakes without everyone getting their panties in a bunch." Kerzon muttered, trying to put on the right amount of icing. "Y'know, this doesn't seem like a lot of work."

"That's because you sat there with your thumb up your ass while me and Pinkie did the actual baking." Little Sin said.

"Fuck you, dick-lock. Again with the expectations. I don't expect you to suck my dick whenever I tell you to. I put icing on the cupcakes, that's an important job." Kerzon said. "Besides, it's not like we're cooking prime ribs here or some shit..."

"What's a 'prime rib'?" Pinkie asked.

"You're kidding, right?" Kerzon said.

Pinkie shook her head. "Well, if it isn't one nightmare after another." Kerzon muttered. "Yo, Tucker. Why don't you do this for a while? You haven't done anything yet."

"Sure, whatever." Tucker said as he took the icing from Kerzon.

After a few more minutes of putting icing on the cupcakes, Pinkie collected them all and started to put them into a large box.

"Alright, so we're done?" Tucker asked.

"Yeah, you're done." Pinkie said. "Oh right, you need the bits for those tickets. Silly me. Stay right here."

"Why do they call 'em bits? Why not dollars?" Little Sin asked.

"Yes, because your asking the fucking professor of magical pony land here." Kerzon said sarcastically. "How the fuck should I know, you idiot?"

"You are the professor of magical pony land. And you know what? I deem you worthy to be the ambassador of faggot-town too. Now go and talk diplomatically to some faggots." Little Sin said.

"I already am." Kerzon said. "Though it not being diplomatic."

Little Sin grabbed Kerzon's head and placed it on his behind, where he then farted in his face. Kerzon pushed away as his flame head ignited the methane gas into flames.

"What the fuck!" Kerzon yelled. "Who knows what kind of diseases were sitting in your ass that you just blasted in my face you bitch!"

"That was awesome!" Little Sin exclaimed in satisfaction. "I not only farted in your face but it was a flaming fart too!"

"For fuck's sake. Why do I bother with you?" Kerzon said.

"Because you love me."

"Fuck off."

Pinkie came back down the stairs with an envelope and gave it to Rainbow Dash.

"Thanks Pinkie." Rainbow Dash said. "Who ordered these anyways? Seems like a lot for one pony."

"I don't know." Pinkie said. Pinkie grabbed a piece of paper and looked at it. "It looks like its going to the Cloudasseum to be sold at a concession stand. What a coinkeydink. Maybe when you guys are there you'll end up having some!"

"I doubt it." Tucker said. "I don't think I'll ever eat a cupcake again."