Intermixture

Suddenly the newcomers were engulfed by a bright light.

"What the fuck?" Little Sin said, he pulled out his pistols and started aiming around looking for something to shoot. "God dammit, show yourself! "

"What the fuck is going on? I can't see, god dammit. Why does today have to be the shittiest day ever?" Kerzon said.

Eyha opened his eyes first. "Uh, guys. You might wanna take a look at this."

The newcomers opened their eyes to find themselves in the same room the were in when the reds and blues first arrived. There was a large red carpet that led up to an elevated throne. Princess Celestia sat in the chair. There were two guardsman standing near the princess.

"Guards, defensive formation!" Kerzon ordered. His two honour guards immediately reacted.

"Honour guard tower of terror!" Enolc said as he crouched down. Eyha jumped on Enolc's shoulders and they drew their swords simultaneously.

"I want an explanation! Answer me before my tower of guardsman fuck you up." Kerzon said. "Seriously, I'll tell them to do it. Double penetration!" He engaged his jet pack and lifted into the air slightly.

Princess Celestia wondered to herself why so many bickering idiots were Coming to Equestria.

"So this is the famed Imperial Admiral that I have been told about, I presume." Princess Celestia said.

"Have we even met?" Kerzon asked in confusion.

"No, I was aboard your vessel and was attacked by one of your people."

"Who? Who was commanding my ship when you went aboard?"

"Presumably one of your higher-ups." The princess said. "He wore yellow armour and there were yellow lights plastered on his armour."

"General Velska Afrocov." Kerzon growled to himself. "He was the one that left me here. If I ever get back I'm going to execute him myself."

"That won't be necessary. I was the one who sent your ship back. It was sending Equestria into chaos."

"You WHAT?" Kerzon said. "That was MY ship! It was like my daughter!"

"I presumed you were killed and decided that finding you before I sent back your ship was not worth the risk of disharmony. Disharmony is very dangerous to my people. I grew curious as to your whereabouts, so I thought up a locator spell and found you in Ponyville." Princess Celestia said.

Kerzon sighed. "So what now?"

"I have something in mind. Since I have nowhere to put you, I am going to do the same thing to you that I did to the stallions you are seemingly familiar with."

"Wait, if your thinking of turning us into horses-" Tody was cut off by a white mist that enveloped the newcomers.

Little sin aimed his pistols around in confusion, only to find that they disappeared in his hands. "My guns, they're gone!" He cried.

Kerzon felt his side. "My sword!" The Honour guards swords were also gone. Kerzon looked at his hooves. "What the hell?"

The mist dissipated and the newcomers looked around at each other.

"God dammit! I'm a horse!" Enolc said.

Tivos looked at Enolc in surprise. "What?"

"You all have been transformed into equines. From now on your goal will be to find your true selves." Celestia said to the newcomers.

"And what exactly does that mean?" Tody added.

"I assume you do not know what a cutie mark is, so I will-"

"Oh Jesus, my gay metre is already going off." Kerzon said.

"As I was saying, a cutie mark is something you earn when you find your special talent. It appears on your flank when you have found what defines you. Every cutie mark is different, none are the same. And it can only come with time, so you mustn't force it."

"How am I supposed to find my... uh..... cutie mark if I don't have my sword. It is like an extension of my mind, body, and soul. I have had it since I was a child." Kerzon said.

"I'm sorry, but I had to take away all of your weapons becau-"

"Don't be a douchebag."

"Weapons are not permi-"

"Don't be a douchebag.

"Wea-"

"Don't. Be. A douchebag."

She sighed. "Very well, I will make an exception." Celestia said submissively. "But if I hear that you are miss-using it, it can be taken away just as easily as given."

Kerzon saw a flash at his side and he looked at his side to see that a holster had been strapped to his side, inside it was a Sangheili energy sword, the same one he came with. "Damn straight." He said.

"Hey, if he gets his sword, I want my shotguns back." Little Sin said.

"I did it once, I-"

"I want my shotguns!" He shouted.

"I can't-"

"I want my shotguns!"

Celestia let out yet another sigh. "What about your other two weapons? Just before you pester me about them too."

"Yes, I want them too." Celestia's horn glowed for a moment and Little Sin's body was practically covered in straps that kept holsters on him, his guns mounted on each. He had a UNSC magnum on either side of his body, and two shotguns magnetically mounted across his back. One shotgun was a UNSC 8 gauge, and the other was an 8 gauge semi-automatic AA-14, the same ones he came with. "Yes!" He exclaimed boldly.

Both Kerzon's and Little Sin's weapons were of coarse miniaturized to match their new size.

Little sin was a tan coloured earth pony with a dark brown mane and tail, his pistol and shotgun straps mounted on him.

Tivos was a purple unicorn with a grey mane and tail.

Kerzon was a white pegasus with a bright yellow flame engulfing his mane and tail, his sword sheath strapped to him.

King Tody was a yellow unicorn with a gold mane and tail.

Enolc was a white coloured earth pony with a Cyan mane and tail.

And Eyha was white, with a white mane and tail.

"Now back to business." Celestia said. "Like the other stallions that came here before, I have sent letters to the pairs you met earlier and informed them that each of them will be receiving a new stallion. Little Sin, you will be staying with Pinkie Pie and Caboose."

"Fuck yeah." Little Sin said. "I get the cute ones

"Enolc, you will be with Applejack and Sarge."

"Okay." He said.

"Admiral Kerzon, you will be with Rainbow Dash and Tucker."

"I hope they're not doin' it, if you know what I mean, cause I'm gonna try and bunk with the female one. BAM!" Kerzon said.

"Eyha, you will be staying with Fluttershy and Grif."

"Cool." Said Eyha.

"Tivos, you will be staying at the boutique with Rarity and Simmons."

"Okay, sure." He said.

"Tody, you will be at the library with Twilight and Church."

"Whatever." King Tody said.

"Kerzon, Eyha, you have been given wings to keep up with your pairs. Tivos and Tody, you have been given horns so your pairs may mentor you. As for you Enolc and Little Sin, you are earth ponies since your pairs are as well. Like I said to the other stallions, I will send for you if I happen to need you. Farewell my little ponies."

"Oh god. My little ponies? I can already tell this is going to shrink my dick a couple sizes." Kerzon said.

The white mist came back and before they knew it they were outside of Fluttershy's residence.