Intermixture

Rainbow Dash and Tucker laid on the ground for a couple seconds in their embrace, but then Rainbow Dash pulled back her head and smiled.

"A little forward, aren't you Tucker?" Rainbow Dash asked, raising her eyebrow but keeping her smile.

"Yeah, you already decimated my dick so I figured I didn't have much more to lose." Tucker replied, laughing slightly. "What are we going to do now?"

They both then sat up and looked at the stars.

"It really is a nice night." Rainbow Dash said. "Be a shame to sleep it away." Tucker looked at her and started grinning. "That's not what I meant." Rainbow Dash laughed. "I mean do you want me to show you around Cloudsdale? Your wings seem to be working now so I can show you the cool sights."

"What about the other guy?" Tucker paused and scratched his chin. "Kerzon, that's it."

"You wanna see Cloudsdale or not?" Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

"Sure, sounds good." Tucker said, getting off the ground.

"I think I know a place that you will like." Rainbow Dash said, flying towards Cloudsdale.

"All right lead the way." Tucker said, flying after her.

Rainbow Dash led Tucker all the way to Cloudsdale and stopped by a large, circular building.

"What is this thing?" Tucker asked.

"This is where pegasi learn how to fly, and they also do aerial shows every so often." Rainbow Dash said, gazing at it wistfully. "And it is also where the Wonderbolts perform."

"Who are the Wonderbolts?" Tucker asked.

"They're the best flyers in all Cloudsd- no, all of Equestria." Rainbow Dash said. "It has been my dream to join them one day."

"Cool. Is that them?" Tucker asked, pointing to a poster.

Rainbow Dash trotted to the poster and started looking it over. Once she got to the bottom her eyes opened wide and she started smiling.

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly.

"What?" Tucker asked.

"The Wonderbolts are performing in the next few days! We totally need to go see it." Rainbow Dash squealed.

"I don't have any money to pay for a ticket, do you?" Tucker asked.

Rainbow Dash looked at Tucker and frowned slightly. "I don't think so." Rainbow Dash said sadly.

The two heard a ghostly sound approach them and they turned their heads to see a large floating aircraft stop near them. A door opened on the side of the craft. "Where the fuck did you guys go? This doesn't look like a house, it looks like a fucking city." The two ignored his remark and continued.

"Well," Tucker said, looking at the poster. "We have almost a week to get some cash."

"Yeah, that's true." Rainbow Dash said, tapping her chin. "It doesn't cost too much, so we might be able manage it."

"Um, hello. Over here. Driving a giant hovercraft? Yeah, I need to put this somewhere that isn't in the middle of a fucking city."

"Cool." Tucker said, grinning. "They sound awesome."

"They are." Rainbow Dash said, now flying back home. "We'll figure out how to get some work tomorrow, but for now I'm feeling tired."

"Jesus, finally." Kerzon muttered to himself, closing the door and going back to his phantom's cockpit. He followed them all the way back home. Where he parked the phantom beside the cloud house. They all walked inside of Rainbow Dash's home.

"Well, I'm gonna get some shut-eye." Rainbow Dash said as she made her way to her room. "You coming, Tucker?"

Kerzon laughed a little bit. "You guys sleep together? Nice."

"It's not like that. We sleep in the same bed, but we aren't fucking or anything." Tucker said before Rainbow Dash could argue.

"Speaking of which. Where the hell am I gonna sleep?" Kerzon asked.

"Well, you could sleep with me and Tucker." Rainbow Dash said.

Kerzon looked over to Tucker who was looking back at him, seemingly begging him not to say that he would do that. Kezon was not inclined to do so anyway. He would never sleep in the same bed with a man.

"Naaah. I think I'm good." Kerzon shrugged. "I would if you were alone, but I don't sleep with guys. I'll just sleep on the couch or something."

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes went to her room. Kerzon sat on the couch and sighed as he relaxed and looked up at the ceiling.

"Thanks." Tucker said as he sat down on the other side of the couch.

Kerzon looked to his left. "Eh, I know how it is when your tryin' to get a tap. It's all cool." He said.

Tucker noticed that something was bothering Kerzon. "Rough day?" Tucker asked.

"You have no fucking idea." Kerzon said.

"What happened?" Tucker asked.

"You really want to know?"

"I guess."

Kerzon let out a small laugh. "Well, pretty much I was clubbin' with my friend Little Sin."

"Isn't he the brown one?" Tucker asked.

"Yep. We were clubbin' and I met this hot Sangheili chick. I'm an aristocrat, which means that I'm defined in my culture as a professional in martial prowess with this thing." He looked back at his energy sword holster. "But the awesome thing about being an aristocrat is that I'm not allowed to marry, but I can pretty much fuck any chick I want to because of the ritualistic belief of passing swordsman genes on to the next generation."

"Holy shit, are you serious? That is so awesome." Tucker said.

"I know, right?" Kerzon said. "Anyway, so I was on my way down to boner street when this other guy came and started talking shit to me. Saying that I was stealing his chick or some shit. He attacked me, and to his misfortune, I was carrying my energy sword with me like I always do."

"Damn, dude. What did you do to him?" Tucker asked.

"I beheaded him." Kerzon said calmly.

"You cut his fucking head off? Damn, that's fucking crazy."

"That's not all of it. It turns out he was the elder of a state on my world. A state called the State of 'Katar. So to troll his family I decided to burn my name into the ground of his families' state using my ship's weapons. I was stopped half way threw by a systems malfunction and I ended up here. I've lost my fleet, my men, my ship, everything accept for some of my high command officers and a brown idiot with an obsession with shotguns."

"Shit dude. So guess that counts as a rough day." Tucker said.

"I guess it does."

Tucker looked up at Kerzon's head and paused. "Why does it do that?"

"You mean my flame?" Kerzon started, "It just does. It started flaming when I was a kid. The docs couldn't explain it in the least. It happened when my father gave me my first sword and I first used it. It was the sword I have with me now, actually. It is called the Sword of Koir'Sang."

"Would you believe me if I told you that I have a sword just like yours?" Tucker asked.

"No. Why?"

"Because I do."

"Impossible."

"Let's just say that you aren't the first of your kind that I've seen. And the ones that I met were a bit weird with me."

"Sure." Kerzon said dismissively. "You know, she digs you."

"You mean Dash?" Tucker asked.

"Yep."

"Oh I know she does. Who couldn't? Anyway I'm gonna get some sleep. It was nice talkin' to you. Hey, how bout you come and help me and Rainbow Dash find some work tomorrow? If you're gonna stay here you may as well make some cash."

"Whatever. Sure I guess." Kerzon said.

"Cool. See you tomorrow."

"Peace."

Kerzon spread himself out on the couch and fell asleep, his flames dimming as he fell unconscious.

Back down in Ponyville, the others arrived at their residences and went to sleep for the rest of the night. All except Church, who sat outside the Twilights place gazing at the stars. Twilight was asleep, along with Tody who was going to sleep in the same room as Church, but Spike found himself restless so he decided to go downstairs and grab a bite to eat. When he got to the bottom he noticed the door was ajar and that Church was sitting on the grass.

"What are you thinking about Church?" Spike asked, stepping outside, forgetting about food.

"Everything that's been happening." Church said.

"What do you mean by that?" Spike asked.

"I'm not sure. Everything just seems to be moving way too fast." Church said. "Like how we're all adapting to this situation. And how we seem to fitting in too well with everything. Look at Caboose and Pinkie for example, they have the exact same personality, that new guy with the guns seems to get along with them too. And look at Tucker, he managed to learn in one night. It unnerves me."

"Maybe it was a hidden talent." Spike suggested.

"The only talent Tucker has is one for trouble. And that Kerzon guy doesn't seem much like one to avoid trouble either." Church chuckled.

"Sounds like you are just making excuses." Spike said.

"Excuses for what?"

"Maybe you're starting to like it here, and you're just trying to find a reason not to."

Church looked at the stars and smiled.

"I am starting to like it here, why would I look for a reason to not like it?" Church asked.

"Maybe you guys just didn't fit in from where you came from and you are simply not used fitting in now." Spike said. "Maybe you're looking for a reason to go back."

"Maybe you're right." Church said, and he yawned. "I think I'm going to go to bed."

"Alright, I'm going to grab something to eat." Spike said. "Night Church."

"Night Spike." Church said, walking up the stairs to the spare room.

Church crawled into his bed.

"Hey." Tody said from his bed across the room.

"Oh, hey." Church said. "How do you like this place so far?"

"Too much colours and stuff. It's not really workin' out for me."

Church laughed. "You'll get used to it."

"I don't think so. I was kinda raised to be a warrior so this whole pony thing is kinda freakin' me out."

"Trust me, you will. I'm gonna get some sleep."

"Alright. Peace."