Spike squirmed in his overstuffed armchair in the library of the Crystal castle. Twilight told him this would happen eventually as he got older but he didn’t believe her until now. Outwardly Spike was as every bit male as that jerk neighbor of there’s Garble. But in the downstairs department however, he was VERY special. He was a male with a pussy. A cunt. A vag. He was the opposite if those mares with stallion cocks and balls to envy. The doctors labeled his condition intersex but Shining armor has always teased him calling him his little Cuntcolt.

Spike squirmed remembering his hot older brothers nostrils flare and sniff the air as he said it. Spike noticed as he got older that stallions would turn their heads around in confusion when he was around and then sniff in his direction. It made him self conscious about his fem scent. So he tried to keep himself as clean as possible down there.

“Im telling ya Dashie, that guy was staring at me with do me eyes. Like that movie with the lions.”

“Oh great.” Spike groaned. Slipping his bookmark in.

“Or kill me eyes.” The Pegasus rolled her eyes. “Seriously G you can smell yourself a mile away. Why don’t you use soap?”

“Hey you can get clean with hot steamy showers without soap.” Gilda countered. “ This is my Natural scent. You ponies just have weak noses. If a guy wants me he should want everything about me. From my tits to my cock to my smell.” The lion eagle folded her large muscular arms over her chest in defiance. Her belly jiggling. Spike moaned quietly as he could see tufts of Golden Brown fur under her arms.

Both mare and griffin suddenly paused. And started sniffing the air.

“Spike?” Rainbow Dash asked. “Are you okay buddy?”

Spike grasped his book to his chest. “Uh.” He looked from mare to griffon. Lingering on Gilda longer than he meant with soft eyes. “Bathroom!” He ran out of the room.

“Ya see G? Those where Do Me eyes Spike was giving you.” Dash smirked at the Griffon.

“Yet joshing me.” Gilda protested. “The comic relief has a crush on ME? I thought he had a crush on that dragon boy two miles away.”

“Pfft hahahahahaha.” Rainbow Dash doubles over in laughter. “Your joshing ME right? Spike hates Garble. He use to pants Spike in elementary school. He got expelled for touching Spike inappropriately on the playground.”

“He okay?” Gilda asked. Sexual assault was a very serious matter.

“He didn’t understand what it was at the time. Twilight’s parents and even Princess Celestia made sure Spike new good touch bad touch from then on.”

“So the kids fair game?” Gilda asked smirking toward the door.

“Totally.” The blue Pegasus smirked back. “Go for it.”

The large griffoness trailed out the door of the library.

“Spike you lucky cuntcolt.” Dash smirked again taking a large inhale where Spike was sitting.

Gilda came upon a closed bathroom door that was locked. She listened at the door.

"Come on go away." Spike pleaded with ponies unknown. "Their gonna smell you go away!"

"You okay twerp?" Gilda asked through the door and she heard an "Eep!"

"Go away!" Spike shouted.

"Spike if you don't open the door I'm breaking it down and I don't think Princess Twilight would appreciate it." Gilda threatened using her serious voice. She heard shuffling and a whimper as the lock turned and then heard more shuffling.

"Huh?" Gilda asked seeing an empty bathroom. Spike couldn't teleport he was a dragon. Sniff sniff. She turned to the tub/shower combo. "Found you." Gilda said pulling open the curtain and finding Spike with his knees to his chest looking up at her in a strange combination of fear and lust.

Gilda sighed. Feeling pity for the poor drake. "Spike you know I would never hurt you." Gilda said holding out her feathered hand to him which he grabbed. "Unless you wanted me too." She smiled down at him as she pulled him up. "Come on your gonna tell Auntie Gilda all about your problems."

She held him bridal style. Impressive considering he was about 160 lbs. then again he could practically use her Arms like a warm down blanket. He hadn't even noticed Gilda closing his bedroom door with her foot and placing him gently on his bed before lying down right next to him.

"So squirt, what's the sitch?" The griffin furs asked. Propping up on her elbow and facing him. Spike blushed as his eyes roamed her clothed body. From her plump pillowy breasts to her slight beer gut to where her genitalia was hidden.

"Uh..." Spikes eyes roamed the room looking for an escape route even though he was in college now and considered an adult he still was uncomfortable talking about his private parts considering the trouble they caused him in the past. He gulped and decided to not beat around the proverbial bush. "I...m-my v-v-vag." He stopped because he was blushing so hard Gilda could cook an egg on his face. "My vagina keeps getting wet when your around." He hid his eyes in his palms clearly mortified.

"That's it?" Gilda asked propping herself up on her back so she was sitting up. "Your horny?"

"Is that what it's called?" Spike asked.

"Wait hold on, didn't your parents and Celestial teach you good touch bad touch after that garble jackass touched you on the playground?" The griffon asked. Had she hit the jackpot? Virgins had the sweetest ass or pussy.

"Well I was seven they didn't exactly go into graphic detail." Spike crossed his arms and turned away.

"Don't they teach Sex Ed in high school in Equestria?" Gilda asked.

"My parents opted out." Spike said simply. "They think sex is something a pony, or dragon should learn on their own. Through experience."

"That's stupid!" Gilda said with a huff.

"Oh they made sure we all knew about stds. Don't get me wrong on that." Spike informed Gilda. "But they just didn't feel it was the nobles job to "shove our foals noses back into the pussies they crawled out of." He giggled. "My dads words." He explained.

"Back on topic," the griffin continued, "Do you like me? As in "Like Like?”

"I'm not sure." Spike said shyly. "I mean, your nice and all, you've been my role model for a few years now since I've hit my growth spurt."

That surprised Gilda. "So kid, heh, what is it you like about me?" She brought a muscular leg up in a triangle.

Spike sniffed. Her scent was getting stronger. "I...I like your muscles."

"Mmm what about my muscles?" Gilda flexed and a vein appeared and disappeared.

"I-I imagine you wrapping your arms around me. Cuddling me."

Despite her tough exterior, Gilda was a cuddle whore. Her partners always got the big cuddle monster after she blew her load (or loads) inside them. "Like this?" She pulled Spike who was now a pure magenta in his already purple cheeks into her open legs wrapping the younger boy into a feathery hug. Spike visibly relaxed. Her belly made a comfortable matress.

"What else Runt?" Gilda asked.

To her great surprise, Spike put his face to a bicep and took a long inhale. "I love your smell."

"Really?" Gilda asked. "Why my smell?"

"It's amazing." Spike moaned insisting on turning in her grasp so he was laying across her front in their hug and laying his head on her left tit. Taking another inhale of her chest he went on. "It's so rich and so musty. Like one of Twilights antique books."

"You saying I smell cause I'm old?" Gilda suddenly grabbed one of Spikes thick booty cheeks through his shorts.

Perfect ass. Oh my god. Gilda thought as Spikes doughy rear squeezed out her hands like she was squeezing a tube of cookie dough.

"Nonono." Spike protested in slight fear. "That came out wrong. You smell. Unique. Like a female and male at the same time. You can smell sweet like a female whose just had a shower and musky like a stallion after he just got done doing fifty laps around the track. It drives me insane!" He eyed the shirt.

Gilda smirked. Satisfied with her new toys answeres she grabbed Spike into a kiss.

"Mmm." The dragon boy moaned as his longtime crush gave him his first real kiss. He had imagined the idea of kissing to be unpleasant after that brute Garble had shoved his tongue down his throat at fifteen. Shining Armor beat his ass for that and the memory still brought Spike smiles to this day. This was much more pleasant. Gilda's lips massaged his. Tracing his lips with her tongue as if asking permission to come in. He granted it. Her tongue met his in a sort of taboo tango. Meanwhile her paws grabbed her shirt and she broke their kiss temporarily to lift it up her chest and toss it into his laundry basket. She did the same for him. Now no longer wearing his black hoodie sweatshirt Rarity had made for him Gilda smirked down at Spike like he was her prey.

In a way, he was.

"Get ready dragon boy." Gilda smirked. "I'm gonna teach you to ride the griffon."

Oh I'd so have a boner right now if I where normal. Spike thought as Gilda grabbed his head and held it against her naked breast.holding him against her big brown belly as he squeezed it with a moan. It was Spikes turn to hug now. Gilda laid back and brought Spike with her as they cuddled. Her strong arms keeping his back warm as he listened to her heartbeat.

"Don't worry baby." Gilda cooed at the innocent dragon. "Mommy will teach you everything you need to know."

Author's Note

I love Futa Gilda. And we need more Cuntcolts on this site in the clopfics. This is my first clopfic inspired to write by

TheVClaw

Check him out. He writes awesome clopfics and has a Patreon.

Constructive criticism is appreciated but flamers will be blocked. I did my best with grammar.