Gilda Rides A Dragon (And the other way around)

by BIGMACISBESTPONY

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Porn, Fetish, Spike, Gilda
Length: 3995

Gilda doesn’t like to wash with soap. It drives spike insane.

Spike has a crush on Rainbow Dash’s older griffin friend Gilda. Gilda is a Futa. And she doesn’t like to wash with soap or where deodorants. “A guy should love me for everything about me including my smell.” She believes. Well she’s got one. It drives poor Cuntboy Spike insane with lust

Contains: Futa on Cuntboy (outwardly male but with female genitalia,) Musk play, Musclegut Futa Gilda, Thicc Cuntcolt Spike, Garble is a jerk

Published 2018-05-07 14:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-05-09 16:14:33 UTC

Cornering a young dragon

Spike squirmed in his overstuffed armchair in the library of the Crystal castle. Twilight told him this would happen eventually as he got older but he didn’t believe her until now. Outwardly Spike was as every bit male as that jerk neighbor of there’s Garble. But in the downstairs department however, he was VERY special. He was a male with a pussy. A cunt. A vag. He was the opposite if those mares with stallion cocks and balls to envy. The doctors labeled his condition intersex but Shining armor has always teased him calling him his little Cuntcolt.

Spike squirmed remembering his hot older brothers nostrils flare and sniff the air as he said it. Spike noticed as he got older that stallions would turn their heads around in confusion when he was around and then sniff in his direction. It made him self conscious about his fem scent. So he tried to keep himself as clean as possible down there.

“Im telling ya Dashie, that guy was staring at me with do me eyes. Like that movie with the lions.”

“Oh great.” Spike groaned. Slipping his bookmark in.

“Or kill me eyes.” The Pegasus rolled her eyes. “Seriously G you can smell yourself a mile away. Why don’t you use soap?”

“Hey you can get clean with hot steamy showers without soap.” Gilda countered. “ This is my Natural scent. You ponies just have weak noses. If a guy wants me he should want everything about me. From my tits to my cock to my smell.” The lion eagle folded her large muscular arms over her chest in defiance. Her belly jiggling. Spike moaned quietly as he could see tufts of Golden Brown fur under her arms.

Both mare and griffin suddenly paused. And started sniffing the air.

“Spike?” Rainbow Dash asked. “Are you okay buddy?”

Spike grasped his book to his chest. “Uh.” He looked from mare to griffon. Lingering on Gilda longer than he meant with soft eyes. “Bathroom!” He ran out of the room.

“Ya see G? Those where Do Me eyes Spike was giving you.” Dash smirked at the Griffon.

“Yet joshing me.” Gilda protested. “The comic relief has a crush on ME? I thought he had a crush on that dragon boy two miles away.”

“Pfft hahahahahaha.” Rainbow Dash doubles over in laughter. “Your joshing ME right? Spike hates Garble. He use to pants Spike in elementary school. He got expelled for touching Spike inappropriately on the playground.”

“He okay?” Gilda asked. Sexual assault was a very serious matter.

“He didn’t understand what it was at the time. Twilight’s parents and even Princess Celestia made sure Spike new good touch bad touch from then on.”

“So the kids fair game?” Gilda asked smirking toward the door.

“Totally.” The blue Pegasus smirked back. “Go for it.”

The large griffoness trailed out the door of the library.

“Spike you lucky cuntcolt.” Dash smirked again taking a large inhale where Spike was sitting.

Gilda came upon a closed bathroom door that was locked. She listened at the door.

"Come on go away." Spike pleaded with ponies unknown. "Their gonna smell you go away!"

"You okay twerp?" Gilda asked through the door and she heard an "Eep!"

"Go away!" Spike shouted.

"Spike if you don't open the door I'm breaking it down and I don't think Princess Twilight would appreciate it." Gilda threatened using her serious voice. She heard shuffling and a whimper as the lock turned and then heard more shuffling.

"Huh?" Gilda asked seeing an empty bathroom. Spike couldn't teleport he was a dragon. Sniff sniff. She turned to the tub/shower combo. "Found you." Gilda said pulling open the curtain and finding Spike with his knees to his chest looking up at her in a strange combination of fear and lust.

Gilda sighed. Feeling pity for the poor drake. "Spike you know I would never hurt you." Gilda said holding out her feathered hand to him which he grabbed. "Unless you wanted me too." She smiled down at him as she pulled him up. "Come on your gonna tell Auntie Gilda all about your problems."

She held him bridal style. Impressive considering he was about 160 lbs. then again he could practically use her Arms like a warm down blanket. He hadn't even noticed Gilda closing his bedroom door with her foot and placing him gently on his bed before lying down right next to him.

"So squirt, what's the sitch?" The griffin furs asked. Propping up on her elbow and facing him. Spike blushed as his eyes roamed her clothed body. From her plump pillowy breasts to her slight beer gut to where her genitalia was hidden.

"Uh..." Spikes eyes roamed the room looking for an escape route even though he was in college now and considered an adult he still was uncomfortable talking about his private parts considering the trouble they caused him in the past. He gulped and decided to not beat around the proverbial bush. "I...m-my v-v-vag." He stopped because he was blushing so hard Gilda could cook an egg on his face. "My vagina keeps getting wet when your around." He hid his eyes in his palms clearly mortified.

"That's it?" Gilda asked propping herself up on her back so she was sitting up. "Your horny?"

"Is that what it's called?" Spike asked.

"Wait hold on, didn't your parents and Celestial teach you good touch bad touch after that garble jackass touched you on the playground?" The griffon asked. Had she hit the jackpot? Virgins had the sweetest ass or pussy.

"Well I was seven they didn't exactly go into graphic detail." Spike crossed his arms and turned away.

"Don't they teach Sex Ed in high school in Equestria?" Gilda asked.

"My parents opted out." Spike said simply. "They think sex is something a pony, or dragon should learn on their own. Through experience."

"That's stupid!" Gilda said with a huff.

"Oh they made sure we all knew about stds. Don't get me wrong on that." Spike informed Gilda. "But they just didn't feel it was the nobles job to "shove our foals noses back into the pussies they crawled out of." He giggled. "My dads words." He explained.

"Back on topic," the griffin continued, "Do you like me? As in "Like Like?”

"I'm not sure." Spike said shyly. "I mean, your nice and all, you've been my role model for a few years now since I've hit my growth spurt."

That surprised Gilda. "So kid, heh, what is it you like about me?" She brought a muscular leg up in a triangle.

Spike sniffed. Her scent was getting stronger. "I...I like your muscles."

"Mmm what about my muscles?" Gilda flexed and a vein appeared and disappeared.

"I-I imagine you wrapping your arms around me. Cuddling me."

Despite her tough exterior, Gilda was a cuddle whore. Her partners always got the big cuddle monster after she blew her load (or loads) inside them. "Like this?" She pulled Spike who was now a pure magenta in his already purple cheeks into her open legs wrapping the younger boy into a feathery hug. Spike visibly relaxed. Her belly made a comfortable matress.

"What else Runt?" Gilda asked.

To her great surprise, Spike put his face to a bicep and took a long inhale. "I love your smell."

"Really?" Gilda asked. "Why my smell?"

"It's amazing." Spike moaned insisting on turning in her grasp so he was laying across her front in their hug and laying his head on her left tit. Taking another inhale of her chest he went on. "It's so rich and so musty. Like one of Twilights antique books."

"You saying I smell cause I'm old?" Gilda suddenly grabbed one of Spikes thick booty cheeks through his shorts.

Perfect ass. Oh my god. Gilda thought as Spikes doughy rear squeezed out her hands like she was squeezing a tube of cookie dough.

"Nonono." Spike protested in slight fear. "That came out wrong. You smell. Unique. Like a female and male at the same time. You can smell sweet like a female whose just had a shower and musky like a stallion after he just got done doing fifty laps around the track. It drives me insane!" He eyed the shirt.

Gilda smirked. Satisfied with her new toys answeres she grabbed Spike into a kiss.

"Mmm." The dragon boy moaned as his longtime crush gave him his first real kiss. He had imagined the idea of kissing to be unpleasant after that brute Garble had shoved his tongue down his throat at fifteen. Shining Armor beat his ass for that and the memory still brought Spike smiles to this day. This was much more pleasant. Gilda's lips massaged his. Tracing his lips with her tongue as if asking permission to come in. He granted it. Her tongue met his in a sort of taboo tango. Meanwhile her paws grabbed her shirt and she broke their kiss temporarily to lift it up her chest and toss it into his laundry basket. She did the same for him. Now no longer wearing his black hoodie sweatshirt Rarity had made for him Gilda smirked down at Spike like he was her prey.

In a way, he was.

"Get ready dragon boy." Gilda smirked. "I'm gonna teach you to ride the griffon."

Oh I'd so have a boner right now if I where normal. Spike thought as Gilda grabbed his head and held it against her naked breast.holding him against her big brown belly as he squeezed it with a moan. It was Spikes turn to hug now. Gilda laid back and brought Spike with her as they cuddled. Her strong arms keeping his back warm as he listened to her heartbeat.

"Don't worry baby." Gilda cooed at the innocent dragon. "Mommy will teach you everything you need to know."

Author's Note

I love Futa Gilda. And we need more Cuntcolts on this site in the clopfics. This is my first clopfic inspired to write by

TheVClaw

Check him out. He writes awesome clopfics and has a Patreon.

Constructive criticism is appreciated but flamers will be blocked. I did my best with grammar.

Teaching a young dragon

Spike rubbed his head on Gilda's tit. Sighing happily at the comforting contact. Too relaxed with his living body pillow. He felt Gilda rubbing her paws over his lithe body and sighed again.

"Everything okay now baby?" Gilda asked

"Mhm." Spike nodded on her chest.

Gilda smiled. "Ready to get up?"

"Huh uh." Spike sighed. Moving to in between her chest and taking a sniff. "Mmm too comfy." He then took a daring turn and opened his mouth. Enclosing on her right nipple and started sucking.

Gilda gasped. Not expecting Spike to be this forward since he's always been shy around her. "Good boy." She cooed petting his head which earned her a kind of purring sound from the younger male.

Spike moved his other hand up Gilda's belly giving occasional squeezes and then SLAP.

"Ow! what the hell was that for?" Spike demanded rubbing his rear.

"You are not in control here little man." Gilda purred. "Mommy is. Now turn around on Mommy's lap."

Spike groaned. "Yes mommy." He said obediently. He shifted on the bed so his thick ass was pointing in Gilda's direction.

"While Mommy'a paying attention to this beautiful boy rump of yours why don't you get aquainted with Mommy's balls?" Gilda asked while Spike gasped as his cheeks where groped and played with. The large griffon kneading them as though it was pizza dough.

"Okay Mommy." Spike said again as he spied a pair of plump brown griffon seed filled orbs just dripping with glistening moisture that had gathered in her sweatpants.

Shuddering Spike pushed his nose into the sac and mmmed as he inhaled the sent that drove him wild from one of its many sources. If he where a dog his tail would be wagging wildly. He then opened his muzzle and slowly moved his long lizardlike tongue forward to give Gilda's balls a taste.

It was Gilda's turn to gasp. "Oh your such a good dragon boy. Mommy's good dragon. Give Mommy's balls a good tongue bath."

"Spike obeyed. His tongue slurping on the musky, sweat coated fur covering her balls. He took one into his mouth and suckled on it like it was his favorite hard candy. He was in heaven. His favorite griffon was in his bed, groping his rear like an expert and he was giving her ballsac some extra attention. He took the other into his mouth and sucked.

"Oh Celestial damn!" Gilda swore as her new dragon boy sucked her ballsac. She gave his ample purple butt cheeks another squeeze and rubbed her thumbs on the edges in her palm. "If I knew you where this eager I'dve pounced on you years ago!"

I wouldn't have minded at all. Spike thought with a moan around her balls sending the griffon into a moan herself.

Now it's Mommy's turn to do some licking. Gilda thought as she suddenly parted the dragons asscheeks and eying that dark blue pucker. It was tightening before her eyes. She could see Spike looking back and her with his nose to her balls.

"Don't mind Mommy she's just admiring your boy pussy."

Boy pussy? Spike asked himself as he breathed a combination of Gilda's musk and his spit. But my pussy is in fr-oh! He gasped as Gilda suddenly smooched his puckering asshole.

"Stop squirming." Gilda spanked Spike again with a loud slap. "Mommy's giving you a reward for being such a good boy. Let Mommy work."

"Ogah Mahme." Spike muffled with his face in her taint under her balls. He relaxed his rear as best he could.

"Good boy." Gilda cooed sliding her hand along his back making Spike shudder. She licked her lips and dove into his ass. Licking around the rim sloppily sending saliva everywhere. Gilda absolutely loved eating her colts out. She squirmed her tongue inside the boy booty. Said dragon boy squirming and blushing like mad.

"Mommy please." Spike groaned picking his head up and panting as he felt sparks shooting up his spine."

"Please what?" Gilda asked coyly smacking her lips and spreading the taste of dragon butt.

"More Mommy. Please." Spike begged.

"I don't know." Gilda teased putting a thumb and forefinger to her chin. "Whose my good boy?"

"I am." Spike breathed out. "I'm Mommy's good boy."

Gilda picked Spike up again and kissed him. Spike wrapped himself around Gilda's large body and kissed back hungrily. Grinding his cunt against Gilda's feathery belly. Grinding back against what could only be her cock. Sending slickness across his ass and lower back as she pre'ed like a leaky faucet.

Spike WAS a good obedient boy. Mommy hadn't told him to touch her cock so he didn't. He supposed that he was used to following orders as Twilights assistant.

He gasped. Gilda had reached between them while they where kissing and started tracing his vaginal lips with her fingers.

"Oooo." Spike said as soon as they parted lips and he slurped up Gilda's saliva string.

"Feels good Spikey?" Gilda asked her new boy."

"Uhuh." Spike nodded as his face started flushing red again.

Gilda smirked as she felt slick on her fingers. Not quite yet. She thought to herself. Let's tease him some more. She pushed her middle finger inside the virgin passage.

Spike groaned and his tongue slid out like a dogs. "That feels weird." He said.

"A good weird." Gilda said. "Mommy's gotta work that pussy."

"Why?" Spike asked in genuine curiosity as he felt Gilda's thick finger squirming inside him giggling as it kinda tickled.

"Tight places need to be stretched out. Mommy expects you to practice." Gilda informed Spike. "In both holes." She gave her dragon another grope with her free hand on his rear.

"If Mommy helps." Spike insisted.

"Mommy will." Gilda cooed back to Spike as they nuzzled. "Now lay back."

Spike lied down on his bed as the chubby Griffoness lumbered over his lithe form. She put her arms around him and leaned in for a comforting hug. "Are you sure?" She asked. Giving him a peck on the cheek. "It's going to hurt."

Spike nodded. He wanted this griffon inside him. Now.

"S-Spike WANT." He growled lustfully at her. Struggling with his greed.

Gilda smirked. She had actually brought out a dragons Greed. Cross out that off my bucket list. She thought. She spied some lotion on his nightstand. For soft scales. And personal lubricant.

Maybe Spikes not as innocent as I thought? Gilda questioned. Then she looked toward the panting and awaiting dragon boy who was looking at her like she was his everything.

"My my someone's been a bad boy hasn't he?" Gilda asked pointing to the personal lubricant part.

Spike blushed. "No Mommy I swear. I just use it to polish my scales! Honest! See? He motioned to his shiny purple scales.

"Such a good boy making his scales nice and shiny for Mommy." Gilda rubbed Spike's chest. Twerking each nipple making Spike squirm. "Lets see if we can paint these pretty purple scales white eh?"

Gilda opened the bottle and squirted some of the polish into her palm and started rubbing her cock coating the large black beast in lube for its intended target.

"This is going in you." Gilda told the dragon as she waggled it at him.

Spike licked his lips and opened his mouth with a pop sound in an O shape.

"Perhaps next time." Gilda chuckled. She jacked her 9 inches and squeezed the foreskin on top pinching out a drop of smegma.

Spike could smell it where he was. A masculine earthy odor. He shuddered as he felt Gilda's cock rub between his cunt lips. Before gasping as the tip pressed inside. It was thick. Not absurdly thick as a ponies cock but thick enough he could feel it spread his vaginal walls as the dick pushed its way through.

"And we're halfway down." Gilda said hugging Spike close as he panted. "I'm about to break your hymen." She explained. "It's a thin barrier of skin in your inner vagina that says your a virgin." She explained to the confused looking drake. "It's gonna hurt. Your gonna bleed but it's completely normal. K? Mommy would never hurt you."

"I trust you Mommy." Spike said to Gilda. Hugging her flabby love handles.

Gilda pushed forward slowly. Feeling Spikes hymen giving way before eventually breaking making Spike gasp in pain and twitch in her arms. "It's okay. It'll pass." She nuzzled Spike as tears fell into his cheeks.

Eventually Spike regained composure. "I'm okay." He said.

"Ready?" Gilda asked.

"Yes Mommy." Spike spread his legs out welcoming Gilda's large, warm belly. He reached up and grabbed her brown furred tits gently. "Rut me Stud Mommy."!

Stud Mommy...I like that. Gilda thought. She thrust. Shoving her tapered griffon cock inch by inch into the literal boy pussy in front of her drinking in Spikes moans of pleasure.

Bet I can make him squirt just by kissing him at this point. Gilda thought with a prideful smile. She reached down and grabbed his shoulders. Kneading them softly in comfort.

Spike relaxed even more. Taking this as a signal Gilda pulled back and thrusted again. All the way in a single deep push. The dragon gasped out loud. "Oh that's deep"

"Balls deep dragon boy." Gilda purred as she huzzled his cheek. "Feel this? She flexed her cock making Spike moan. "Fuck yes. Moan for Mommy."

She thrusted into the squirming dragon for several minutes. Cooing comforting and arousing words and degredations. "Mommy's good boy" and "Dragon slut" to name a couple appeared to be among Gilda's favorites.

Spike felt something. A hot building sensation deep inside him. "I-I feel weird Mommy." He moaned into Gilda's smothering brown tits.

"Hold onto that feeling baby." Gilda ordered. She stopped thrusting and Spike let out a whimper. She picked up Spike and slowly slid her cock out. A mixture of pre cum, blood and vaginal juices sprayed out onto her featherey thick thighs. "Remember when Mommy said she was gonna teach you how to ride a Griffon?"

Spike nodded as she got him on his knees and started fingering his clit.

You dirty sexy dragon boy. Gilda smirked. Work that clit. Put on a show for mommy.

She lied on her side with her other hand working her slick shaft watching her new boy toy play with himself. "Such a dirty dragon you are." She teased reaching out and tweaking one of his nipples.

Spike gasped at the contact and she saw him squirt. The juices flowing over his fingers. He sighed in satisfaction and collapsed against Gilda's belly. Purring as he nuzzled her.

"I'm happy you've had a fun time baby buuuuut. She leaned down to his ear. "Mommy hasn't cum yet and Mommy wants to see your pretty green eyes roll back inside your cute little head." She whispered this to a sweaty blushing Spike who looked over and nodded slowly.

Gilda sat up so her still hard cock was point lying in Spikes direction. Pre glistening on its tip like a pearl. "Okay baby. Position yourself so your pussy is hovering over Mommy's cock."

Spike obeyed and stood in his knees reaching down and parting his vaginal lips with two fingers. Gilda's tapered dick pointing directly inside.

"Okay, now lower yourself." The griffoness ordered. Smiling as she watched Spike blush before groaning herself as her drippy cock was returned to his silken, sloppy depths. "Oh good boy." She cooed as he finally reached her balls deep inside himself. "Now, using your hips raise and lower yourself on Mommy."

Spike groaned as his quivering pussy gobbled up Gilda's cock. "Oh." He gasped as he lowered himself again. He got the idea and steadied himself before getting into a rhythm. Lowering himself balls deep every few thrust enjoying Gilda's moans.

Pussy Power! Spike thought as he made the huge griffoness blush. He blushed too. He felt another orgasm coming.

"Don't you fucking stop dragon boy." Gilda growled. Grabbing Spike by the sides." Don't you dare fucking stop. Mommy's almost ready. Mommy's almost there." She started matching Spikes thrusts with her own upward thrusts. If she let go she might very well make Spike fly upwards with them.

"Oh Mommy." Spike moaned before collapsing against her breasts hugging her shoulders. "I feel it."

"Good boy. " Gilda grunted as her balls slapped Spikes thicc ass hard with every upward thrust. Repeating Good boy several times while huffing his sweaty neck.

Finally she let out a loud lion like ROAR! That was heard throughout the castle making several of the cleaning staff stop curiously before continuing their work.

Spikes eyes rolled back into his head during their shared orgasm while Gilda was licking and kissing his neck. Globs of thick griffon jizz pushed out of his pussy from the sheer volume of Gilda's poor pent up balls.

"Such a good boy." Gilda said as she pulled Spikes blanket over them. "Mommy's good boy." Spike was already snoring softly against her chest as she pulled out slowly releasing the cum.

"We'll have to work on your stamina if your going to keep up with Mommy." Gilda cooed as she hugged Spike too her and he nuzzled into her chin and sighed sleepily. "But that can come later."

She clapped twice and the magic powered lights flicked off. A second set of snores joined Spikes. The dragon dreaming of dominant griffon Futas.

Author's Note

Just to clarify. Though I use the word Boy Spike is in college by now. I like being called a good boy with my partners irl😒 Don't ask why. I just do. I hope you guys enjoyed my first clopfic.