DR. WHO AND ASS

by C&Ssisk

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Human, Comedy
Length: 533

DR. WHOOVES AND ASSISTANT MINEFUCK VERISON

rated: I for imature

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-26 09:00:16 UTC

A bit expected

PLEASE RAGE ABOUT THIS STORY'S  SHITTY PROPETIES.

for this story i had every intention of swearing, sexuality, racism, and

                                randomness so please hate this story

As if shit did not make enough  sense a random port-a-potty apeard in of all places in ponyville medo. The crappers name was Thomas and it reaked so bad that if you waffed it in for a few seconds you would die instantly ON THE SPOT!

"huh" as doctor Who said as he stepped out of the foul smelly portapotty and suddenly noticed he was a shit brown earth pony.

"WHAT THE FUCK I AM A FUCKING PONY I HATE PONIES WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!"

"hey shut the fuck about ponies you fucking asshole" a reply came.

"HOLY SHIT  FUCKING TALKING PONY, damm i need to lay of the crystal meth."

suddenly dr. who realised he was no longer in the Las Vegas strip club he was masturbating in, he was instead in a color full meadow with no whores to fap to.

"God damm i miss my sexxy body with enlarge ments" he said after missing his body after thirdy seconds.

"Damm you are a sick motherfucker the pony replied."

"Afew seconds later the other pony that was not doctor of corse A.K.A the fake derpy said" WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUR CUTIE MARK

WHAT KIND OF CUITE MARK IS THAT!!!"

On doctor who's ass was a tattoo of a black man with four naked whores rubbing him in all the correct spots.

"what the fuck i have a pimp cutie mark this days is trully weird i must be high."

"By  the way" said the unamed pony "who the hell are you"

"oh im the doctor"

"doctor of what " unnamed pony replied

" doctor of pimps"

" lets see stereotypical pimp black man with 4 whores rubbing him, let me guess your specail tallent is sex?" she said with discust.

"yes"

"OH MY MOLESTIA YOU ARE A SICK PERVERT"

"thank you. Wait you have bubbles on your ass, is your special tallent...." ".......BUBBLES!"

And for no aprent reason a talking yellow fish was flying around and yelling "BUBBLES!" over and over again.

"oh yeah he likes bubbles" the unamed pony said.

"MY BUBBLES!" the random fish said.

"wait how did you get here" the Unnamed pony said once more.

I dont know i just was eating some greasy taco bell for lunch and had flatulence during intercourse and so my whore told me to take a shit and so i did next thing i know im in this faggotry world filled with gay ponies."

"how can i be gay when im a female the unnamed pony instaly responded. I'd be lesbian like bon bon and lyria how ever i am not"

"DAMM IM HUNGRY" doctor who

"ME TOO" said no name

"YOU IN THE MOOD FOR FISH"

"YEAH"

So both ponies looked at bubbles and then from that point on bubbles was no more.

After lunch dr.who said hey who for the facts dr who has not had an orgasm in 30 minutes so he was horny and said to no name "HEY WHOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY TEMPORARY WHORE?"

"HELL YAH...... wait what do i do?"