Big Shaq, the one and only, has found himself in the land of Equestria. What will he do? How will he get home? Who's got the frisbee? And why do all these ponies think they're big men?

(This is not meant to be taken seriously. Please Mods, don't lynch me.)

Trigger Warnings: A not hot man, Refusal to remove a jacket, Shaqqcent, non-consensual removal of a fresh jacket, Spike gets fucking shafted fam, The end of the world itself.