Equestrian Shenanigans: Multiverse antics

(N/A: I'd just like to say, one more time, that I do like to think ahead, this was inspired by another story, and that this hasn't been proofed but it has been spell checked here and there. If there's anypony out there who would like to be my proof reader just pm me and we can set up some form of contact. Tips are always welcome and I'd love to do joint work when ever I'm offered~ So if you think I'd be somewhat of any help at all just

Thanks and enjoy....please?)

I was called in today by the boss himself. Business has actually been slow for us recently so I was actually excited to be called in on such short notice. Rolland, our boss, is the head of  the Diligent Equestrian Research and Protective Services or "D.E.R.P.S" which was a hilariously ironic name for us to use. Rolland  is prankster and a good leader, I‘m somewhat of a genius I guess who‘s quick as well as resourceful, and Isaac is a mean s.o.b. who could get his hands on anything. Rolland, who runs the research department as well, was pretty smart himself actually. Lately, he's come up with a few ideas on how to reach the promised land of Equestria. Although, when I say "runs the research department" ,I mean he delegates half of his work to me while he plays minecraft then jumps into the work with me and the rest. I ran the protective services division which meant that I trained bronies to protect others and spread as much friendship as possible. And Isaac pretty much gathered funding and equipment from unknown sources and we never dared to ask cause he's such a crazy s.o.b. who could've had you thrown into an oven, your body sold in McDonald's as a quarter-pounder, and then eaten by your family somehow, or worse just for looking at him the wrong way. He's sadistic but mostly towards to his enemies. You should have seen him in high school.

The guy fed some poor douche an asbestos and mercury sandwich, which was described to have been the best sandwich ever up until the point where he died. But strangely enough, I actually find the guy hilarious and I'm glad to have him as a friend along with Rolland who was the one who decided that it was a good idea to keep him around. Rolland was  my best friend from my freshman year in high school. We did lived together, laughed together, and fought together. We actually gained our "fighting buddies/ friendship“ status during the first day we met after a rumble at school. We both questioned our parent's decisions on send us to a school with the highest rate of accidents, pregnancies, drug busts, and brawls. After that we just started hanging out and discovered that we have a lot in common. We were pretty much bros after that. We all became bronies when Isaac was caught watching My little pony in the dark inside his room. Rolland and I opened the door only to find a giggling madman and a very bright screen.

We both question Isaac who was pretty flustered when we asked him what he was doing. Knowing that we were all pretty close, given that we've been friends for such a long time, he told us that not too long ago he found memes based on this show and now he's hooked on it like a drug. Once he told us that, we both decided to give it a shot. I found it quite amusing and was hooked instantly as well as Rolland, who's now an RD fan. Isaac's an AppleJack fan and I'm a Fluttershy fan mostly. We've been watching MLP: Friendship is Magic ever since.

After a few months of brony shenanigans and college student antics, Rolland came up with the idea of an organization run by bronies everywhere that would be dedicated to helping others and keeping bronies safe from ridicule and loneliness. Within 3 years the organization had been formed and has grown miraculously due to the number of bronies willing to help us. Our goal was to either find a way to Equestria or to make this world somewhat a better place for people like us. Our research has assisted  us to deduce that in actuality, we live in a multiverse, and that it's constantly growing. Although, based off other theories and a few marvel comics, we've figured out that worlds are not only the fruit of several branches in the time stream created by events that could possibly happen, but they are also the produce of the creations and ideas of others.

When an idea pops up into someone's head it also appears as a starting point for a universe. During the developing stages of said idea it begins to become more elaborate and detailed. While this is happening, a world is created and it sprouts like a seed into another tree that is free to create its own worlds and universes.

Knowing this we've begun the construction of teleportation apparatuses, space arks, weapons, communication devices, and items  with unique abilities to prepare ourselves for a seemingly impossible journey. When you look at this world in comparison to Equestria, you would more than likely agree it's not worth it anymore. Seeing as how this world thinks, it would be impossible to sway more than over half of its minds to one direction which gave us a good reason to not want to live on this planet anymore.

Next Chapter: To the Promised Land

( N/A: Random fun fact: My net book is an Asian when it comes to drivers but I love Asians. So while I'm moving my gear up I only have my net book to type on at the moment. All my other stuff including my desktop with the rest of my story ideas and revised versions of other ideas on it are in another castle. So if your reading this, just have patience and I should have some stuff updated by Saturday....My grandma's having surgery on Friday and I'm hoping everything goes well)