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Even Death Needs A Vacation

by DubleTruble96
A young Death by the name of Lily is sent to Equestria after one too many emotional outbursts on the job. There's just one catch: Equestrians don't die.

They always say "When you're at work, leave your problems at the door." The problem with that is that Lily's problem IS her job. And this also isn't a job where you get mandatory breaks and sick leave... Lily is dead. She has been for several thousand years. And working as a Death isn't very fun at all. It gets incredibly annoying dealing with the troubled souls of wary wanderers, lost adventurers and the plain unlucky.

After a particularly stressful day, she finally snaps and just about does the unthinkable. Thankfully, her higher-up intervenes, telling the young Death that she's being reassigned to a different universal plane: The magical land of Equestria. Her higher-up informs her that it's "better for everyone", and sends her on her way. There was just ONE little detail she wasn't informed of...

No-one ever actually dies in Equestria.

Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Death
Alternate Universe
Sad
Profanity
Gore
Slice of Life
 
OSM

29033 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

10 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2018-05-08 07:52:34 UTC
    2441
  2. Chapter 1: Death Comes Knocking 2018-05-10 01:43:50 UTC
    1869
  3. Chapter 2: Killing With Kindness 2018-05-10 06:44:25 UTC
    3124
  4. Chapter 3: Dying To Know 2018-05-10 22:15:02 UTC
    4239
  5. Chapter 4: That's The Spirit 2018-05-13 04:03:17 UTC
    4104
  6. Chapter 5: Bleeding Hearts 2018-05-14 23:18:27 UTC
    4321
  7. Chapter 6: A Beautiful Lie 2018-05-17 01:16:40 UTC
    3137
  8. Chapter 7: A Grave Mistake 2018-05-18 08:04:40 UTC
    2943
  9. Chapter 8: The Not-So-Ugly Truth 2018-05-20 02:50:34 UTC
    1719
  10. Epilogue 2018-05-20 03:40:49 UTC
    1136