Rex and Twilight Sparkle go to Hascon

by Flameboy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Other, Equestria Girls, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3879

Hascon Time.

Rex The Extreme Tribal Werewolf and Twilight Sparkle go to Hascon. They bring Spike and Ember and Thorax and Discord and other members of the Extreme Squad.

Published 2018-05-08 21:30:13 UTC
Last updated 2020-02-15 09:09:11 UTC

To Hascon

"Okay, are you ready, Rexy Poo?" Twilight said as she used her magic to put a white evening glove on her left hoof and finished.

"Almost. These symbols are very hard to do," I said while I tried to draw a sun with a blue face painting brush on my left upper arm. I was in my human form while my sweet girlfriend was a pony. (Sighs) But I love her. Ha! Classic Buck the weasel reference. -FLAMEBOY

"Then why don't you ask for help, honey?" Twilight said as she adjusted her crown on her head with her magic from the left to the right side of her head.

"Well I don't want you to sprain one of your precious hooves, baby," I reassured her.

Then, Twilight Sparkle got up from her pink pillow and turned to the right and trotted over to me; without me even noticing her coming over to me. "*Gasping* or huuuuuuu! I just broke the fourth wall, inside a fourth wall," I said with my hands on my face. "That's like... 16 walls! Woooow," I said to those reading these.

"And to those who nasty comments on my stories, well, you better watch out, 'cuz whatcha gonna do when the wolves come for you? But hey, I don't wanna be mean, I just want to have a little respect that's all."

"Honeeeey, are you breaking the fourth wall again?" Twilight said when she came on my left side.

"Sorry, Twily," I said to her. Yeah, that's right! I also call her "Twily.!"

"You just did it again, Johnny poo," Twilight said as she put her right hoof on my left shoulder.

"Sorry, again," I said to her again.

Next, Twilight took the brush out of my right hand. "Do you want some help, my cuddly wolf?" She asked. Then, she scratches my lower jaw, which was next to my Adams apple. Next, Twilight started to speak in a cuddly manner while I started stomping my right foot.

"Do you? Do you, my handsome wolf? My big bawd wolf? My pwotective boy?" She said as she scratches me a lot.

Then, on what the twelfth time, and before even scratching for the thirteenth time, someone came in. Or better yet, "somedragon."

"What are you guys doing?" Spike said a little loud to the couple.

Twilight looks behind her to the right and I looked behind me to the left. We saw Spike in his bigger teenage form.

"Sorry, Spike, we were just-," Twilight started to speak and continue until Spike put his right hand up and straight out to her.

"Scratching his lower jaw like, 12 times, right?" He said as he crossed his right arm over his left arm and raised his right eyebrow up afterwards.

"Wow, Spike! Your hearing has improved a lot with TGOTTW, "The Gift Of The Tribal Werewolf," I said with my body facing towards him and my right arm on the desk. "So Spike, what are you going to wear for Hascon?" I said to him with my right eyebrow up.

"Well, I was thinking about wearing something "formal", but then I decided to wear something "casual," he said his right finger and thumb stroking his goatee twice. Then, during the second part of his sentence, he closed his, his eyebrows curved upward, and his head bent down while he showed his right hand's palm. His left hand was still on his right bicep.

"And that would be?" Twilight questions him with her left hoof out and her right eyebrow up. Her left eyebrow was pointing straight down like an angry eyebrow.

"Well, I will be seeing some other dragons from other dimensions with my Squad. So I might wear my sky blue stretching shorts and white T-shirt," he said while looking at the ceiling to his right side without moving his head. I mean his eyes were looking at the ceiling. Then, he looks at her and places his right hand on his heart. "And Twilight you look very beautiful and pretty for being in that dress and being the best big sister I ever have," he said.

"Aww, thanks Spike. That is so sweet of you," she said as she held her left hoof on her heart. She was still standing, of course.

"You are absolutely welcome, big sis," he said with his hand over his heart still and bowed with his eyes closed. He bent down on his right knee, of course. Then he opens his eyes and stands back up on both his feet. "Well, I better get back to my wife. See you soon guys. Bye!" Spike said as he went out of the room and his right hand showing the back side. To wave, of course. Then, Me and Twilight Sparkle got back to what we were doing.

"Bye!" We said at the same time. Then we got back to what we were doing.

"Twilight, you are lucky to have him as a brother," I said to her.

"Thank you, Johnny poo. I love him, you, and the rest of our friends so very much," she said to me.

"I love them, too, Twilight. I love them, too," I said while looking at the door that Spike came and went out. "So, uh... Can you please help draw a sun with lines, please?" I asked. And turned to the right side and looked at the mirror. Well, my head was still facing towards her. I also had my eyebrows curved upward.

"Sure thing, Rexy Poo," Twilight said to me and started painting the sun that was at the back of my arm. She went right and up and then left and finally got the last part on the top. Next she made the curvy lines. "There! Perfect!" She exclaimed. The paintbrush was tilted towards me.

I looked at the design and saw how good she did. It was amazing. "Amazing, Twilight! Just, wow!" I said while I had my shoulder close to the mirror. Then I got my blue pointing shades with my right hand and used both my hands to open it. Then, I put it on. "Now let's get ready to go," I said as I was looking straight into my reflection.

"After you powder my cheeks, right?" Twilight said with her right hoof up in the air.

"Ok, after I put powder on your cheeks," I said while I was looking at her and got up to help her. At her desk, of course.

But when I got up and away from the audience, my head came back to see the audience. "Oh! Before I forget, let tell you some spoilers. The one with Twilight wearing blue socks, I will get back on later. And the one with Fluttershy in cute pajamas, all those words were to help me get it completed so I could get back to it later. "Okay, bye!"

Actually at Hascon

Rex, Twilight, and Spike and the Extreme Squad came through the portal, but to a different one that says Hasbro Studioverse. A universe based on Hasbro. Everyone was excited to be there. They even saw two sides of two schools.

Ok, this was to take place after my story "A Better Fall Formal." -Flameboy

Ok, to tell you all the truth, I forgotten to put something else in the Fall Formal. But don't worry, I will get back to that as soon as I can. But for now, just enjoy the story.

P.S.,

There will be extra characters in different places at Hascon.

"Sunset Shimmer!" Twilight said as she held her left hand up to her mouth to call Sunset.

"Princess Twilight!" Sunset replied back to her and ran to the princess. Then, Twilight opened her arms and caught Sunset and hugged her and placed her head on Sunset Shimmer's left shoulder. Then, both Twilight and Sunset pulled their heads simultaneously away from each other. They took their hands off each other's backs as well. "Wow, Princess Twilight, you look amazing," she said as she looks at the bottom of Twilight's dress to her crown. But then she perked up and looked back at the princess's face. "Uh, Princess, why is your face still.. a pony face?" She said with her right finger pointing at the princess's face.

"What do you mean, Sunset Shimmer? I don't have a pony face when I'm here in this world," she said as she placed her left elbow on her right hand's palm and her left hand on her muzzle. "Wait, my muzzle is still here?!" Twilight said as she placed her right hand on her cheek and her left finger on her on her nose.

...

With me, Michael Bakar, Saivon Rey, and Luke Reese, we went with the Extreme Squad to the Awesome Creatures Section, or to the creatures, "The Hall of Valhalla."

"Extreme Squad, let's have some fun!" Spike said with his left hand in the form of a fist. Me, Mike, Saivon, and Luke were going to meet Lucian the leader of the Free Lycans. Spike, Garble, and Ember and Belcher were going to meet Hiccup Haddock and Toothless the Night Fury, along with the other Dragon Riders. Fume, Clump and Vex were going to meet Spyro and Cynder and the other Skylanders. Iron Will and Bulk Biceps were going to meet Percy Jackson and his friends. Fizzle and Baff were going to meet Snoop Dogg. Discord and Storm were going to meet The Mask. Barry, Trixie, Grubber and Big Macintosh were going to meet Sonic the hedgehog and his friends.

Gilda, Smolder, Silverstream, Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, Sandbar, the CMC, and Gabby were going to meet Draco from Dragon heart.

Last event, everyone took their seats and waited for some kind of a special guest to appear. Colbert was coming out now, and everyone cheered.

"Hello, everyone!"Colbert said as he was walking to his chair. Then, when he sat down, he started to speak. "Ok everybody, we have gotten some great news! Our guest for tonight, is someone who will speak for all dragons and other creatures.
Maybe you all heard of him, but don't be scared, even if he has an attitude. I discovered that earlier one time," he said while he used his right finger and scratches on his right cheek twice.
"So, for our guest tonight, his Armor is Iron," he said. Everyone wondered what he meant by that. "A shock from his Tail, a Thunderbolt."

I sat on Twilight's left. I started speaking to her. With my right hand up. "That almost reminds me of someone."

"His Teeth are Swords. His Claws, Spears. And his Wings are a Hurricane."

"Wait a second, that almost sounds like-,"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, SMAUG!!" He said as he pushed his head closer to the audience. Everyone cheered. But some were terrified knowing that the person who was supposed to be here at Hascon, was none other than a dragon. Smaug, of all places. When Colbert looks at his right, he didn't see Smaug come flying. "Wait! Where's the dragon?" He said with his arms out.

Then, everycreature, human or any other kind of animal, listened to what appears to be rumbling on the roof. Next, something else happened. A wall started to explode, and everyone saw a red dragon head come out.

Everyone cheered for the Number One Badass Dragon, while others shrinked down in their seats. I cheered with my right arm up in the air and in the form of a fist. But, my eyes perked up when I felt something hugging my arm. I looked to see Twilight hugging my upper arm.

Smaug started to speak.

" I sssseee my dragon brothers and ssssisters. I hear many creatures that are friends with my brethren. I sssmmeeelll humans and creatures all around me."

The Truth revealed

"Wait, I smell two special dragons here. One, red. And the other, purple," Smaug said as he closes his eyes and looks at the ceiling.

Spike wondered what he was talking about. But, then he saw Garble on Ember's left, and he flew off. "Garble!" Spike said as he whispered. But the dragon ignored his little brother. Garble was flying straight down to the big fire drake. Spike put his left hand on his left eye, sighed, and got out of his seat and flew after his big brother.

Everyone started to look at the two dragons, including me, Twilight, Ember, the Extreme Squad, the students of both Canterlot High School and Crystal Prep Academy, and all the other creatures.

Steven heard the audience and looks to the left and saw why they were gasping. Smaug saw Steven looking at the audience and heard them as well and started to look at what the commotion was. Smaug couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a red dragon like himself come flying towards him.

Spike had caught up to Garble and grabbed his wings. Then, Garble looks to his right and saw his little brother Spike holding his wings. "Spike! Do you realize that I can't fly if you hold my wings?! And that I am much bigger than you, and it would mean that I would bring both of us down?!"

"Clearly I did not think this through," Spike said as he held onto his brother's tail. Then, they went falling down and landed chest first on the stage and right in front of Smaug. Garble and Spike looked up at the same time with their eyebrows curved upwards at Smaug.

"Weeeeell, what do we have here? The red dragon and the purple one I was talking about are finally in my presence. But, why are you two not standing up in front of me? A human talking to three awesome dragons is going to be good, because we will represent every fire-breather in the stadium!" Smaug yelled in triumph to the dragon race by standing on his two feet with his wings stretched out. Then, he still stood on his feet, and used his right claws to grab Garble and his left hand to grab Spike. Then he turns to his right and lowered his right hand and let go of Garble's left wing. Then he turns to his left and lets go of Spike's right wing. Smaug lowered his body down, right hand on the ground first and then his left.

Garble turned to his right and Spike turned to his left.

"Well Steven, are you going to ask us some questions or are you just going to stare?" Smaug asked.

....

After asking them a lot of questions, Steven had one more.

"So have you 3 ever been called something?"

"Like what?" Spike questioned him with his left palm.

"Hot-headed! Pffft ha ha ah!" Steven said and laughed with his right finger pointing at the three dragons.

All three of them were mad now. And all three of them were squinting their eyes now as well.

"Huh, making fun of us now, huh?" Spike said.

"Because you just insulted every, single, dragon here," Garble said.

"And it still seems that you never learned your lesson from last time, Steven," Smaug said.

"Wait. What?" He said worringly.

"Never laugh at a live dragon, or, in this case, 3 live dragons," Smaug said. "So, I'll say it again. NEVER LAUGH AT 3 LIVE DRAGONS, MOTHERB*CKER!" SMAUG SHOUTED. Then he blew his orange fire breath. Spike blew his original fire breath while Garble shot out a bright red fire.

Then, they stopped and looked at him, on his left arm. First Smaug. Then Spike. And finally Garble.

"That should teach you a little lesson. For last time, and this time, Steven," Smaug said to him with his head right over Steven's body. Then, he got back up with his neck. "My Teeth are Swords. My Claws are Spears," he said. Everydragon and any other being, including me, heard and smiled as he was saying his catchphrases.
Smaug looks down and closed his eyes. "My Wings... *Looks up at the audience*.. ARE A HURRICANE!" He shouted with his wings flared.

Final Chapter

While everyone was leaving and heading back into their own worlds, Smaug found the right opportunity for the Red One and Purple One.
"You two, come with me," Smaug said with his head between the two dragons' ears. "And you, Purple One, must change back into your small form because I have something to tell you," he said as he turned his head in the opposite direction from the audience. Spike was dumbfounded. How did Smaug know about his powers. But, when they started to leave, that act didn't go unnoticed by one familiar purple princess.

While she was staring at the three dragons heading into the tent with Steve Colbert, Twilight looks to her right, seeing that her boyfriend was eating... popcorn? "Where did you get that popcorn, Rexy Poo?" She said as she pointed her right hand t the white and red striped box of normal popcorn.

After gulping a third big handful of popcorn with his left hand, Rex looks at his girlfriend, quickly looks down at the popcorn, and swallowed what he had in his mouth. With his left thumb pointing behind him,"Discord popped some up for us while we sat here watching and listening to the three dragons. Duh," Jonathan Claw said as he went back to eating the delicious popcorn that the Lord of Chaos poofed up.

"Aww, why didn't you tell me that you had some?" Twilight said as she placed her hands onto her boyfriends left arm, which was his other eating arm. She even displayed puppy eyes.

"Easy, you didn't ask," Jonathan said. Then, he stared at the arm that was being held down by Twilight. "Um, mind letting go of my arm?" He said, then his girlfriend stopped giving him the Puppy Eyes and looked at where he was looking.

"Oh!" Twilight exclaimed as she simultaneously let go of his arm. "Sorry," she said as she pulled her fingers to her palms.

"Want some?" JC wondered while he took a fourth big handful of popcorn and displayed it in front of his girlfriend.

Twilight, with her left hand still in the form of a puppy begging, used her right finger and thumb to pick one up.

Then, while Jonathan was looking at how cute Twilight looks while she eats, Michael Bakar, who was in his werewolf form, Skurge, used his werewolf tongue to slip into the bag and took a huge "tongue-ful" of all the popcorn. Then, he sped off, leaving behind a cloud of smoke. JC and Twilight heard a whoosh and saw Skurge running off.

"Um, Honey? I think Skurge took the rest of the popcorn," Twilight pointed her finger to the running werewolf.

Jonathan looks to his right, then his eyes turned yellow. "Oh, you son of a DITCH!" Jonathan growled as he turned into his green werewolf form and hopped out of his seat and took off after the thief.

"Ha ah ha! Boys will be boys," Twilight chuckled as she saw them run. Then, she pulled her eyes back to the stage and unfurled her wings as she took off and flew down there.

Meanwhile, with the three dragons...

"Garble you have told him about me, right?" Smaug asked.

"Well, some of it," Garble answered nervously.

"What do you mean Garble?" Spike asked.

"Well Spike, to tell you the truth, um, Smaug here is... Well, here's a funny thing, Ha ah. *Inhales sharply*, Smaug, is our grandfather," the second red dragon explained to his little brother.

"What?! Wow! I-I can't believe it! Smaug's my grandfather!?" Spike yelled.

"I said he was "our" grandfather, Little Bro," Garble said bluntly.

"Well, that explains our tantrums," Spike said.

"Yep," Garble said.

"Remember you two: Don't. Tell. Anyone. That. I'm. Your. Grandfather. Ok?" Smaug told the two brothers. Then, he turned around, and unfurled his wings as he took off to the skies. "See you boys later for our family reunion! Ta ta!" Smaug yelled as he was still looking at his grandsons.

"Garble! Spike! There you two are! Both of you have to explain yourselves!" said a familiar voice of a princess.

"Oh boy," the dragon brothers said at the same time
Check out part two later on in the future. -Flameboy

Final Chapter part 2

"No way!" Rex said while holding Skurge in a headlock under his right armpit.

"Spike, is it true that Smaug, the greatest of calamities, is you and Garble's grandfather?" Twilight asked.

"Yup," Spike said quickly.

"I just can't believe you and Garble are related to that monster," she continued.

"Actually, Twilight, when Smaug was young, he was born with wings for arms. And another thing is, he became a monster only out of vengeance because his father, and our great grandfather, Glaurung, loved Smaug with all his heart and didn't care if he was born with wings for arms," Garble said.

"I don't get it," Twilight said as she placed her right finger on her chin.

"Well, back to the whole "vengeance" thing, an army of dwarves under the order of their king, went into the valley where Grandfather Smaug lived with his family and brethren, and killed all of them. Including his own brothers and sisters, his own mother, and most of all, his own father," he said which caused Fluttershy to cup both of her hands onto her mouth.

"After losing his entire family to the dwarves as they feasted on his father, and being the only one to survive the attack, Smaug swore revenge on those who killed his family. But he couldn't take an entire army of dwarves given the size he was. So, he waited and lived far away until he was big enough to take on a whole army. And then he grew to the size of his father and flew over to the city and caused death and destruction to the dwarves' home. But, his biggest score he had to settle, was the dwarven army and their king. He destroyed the doors that was blocking the path between him and the king with his fire, with dwarves dying one by one; all paying for the deaths of his grandfathers, grandmothers, uncles and aunts, cousins, families, and his friends. But the king wasn't killed by dragonfire. Oh,no. Since he turned father to food for the king's people to feast, it was only fair that he made the king suffer the same fate as his father. The king begged for mercy. But our grandfather refused. For his family and friends begged for mercy, but was refused. So, he told the king that it was only fair that he would show no mercy to someone who wouldn't grant mercy onto his family. Then, he grabbed in his jaws and chewed him up just like they did his father," Garble continued on with the story.

"And the gold?" Twilight asked.

"He slept in it for it belonged to the dragons and for it was the only thing left he had to remember his family," he finished and soon, everyone was starting to shed tears after hearing Smaug's tragic past.

Author's Note

Part 3 will come soon.