Illusions Chaotic Adventures

Unaware of what was trying to get into your dreams, you notice you weren't having a what you call a normal typical dream. Everything was chaotic, it almost seemed to real. As you look around yourself, you notice a being of mismatched animals sitting on what looks like a throne. "Uh hello? Who are you?"

"Finally you went to sleep, you don't know how dreadfully boring it is to sit around here and create chaos in your mind during my wait" He turns his throne towards you with a serious expression on his face and a mustache above his eyes "Now down to business son, yes, I did say son... You see, during my amazing and beautiful tyranny, I had come to realize I was alone. I'm a being of greatness and beauty and blah blah, that I decided to create the unthinkable, something everypony would go mad about, you see... no one expects the mighty Discord to have a son, or even be able to create one, but here you are, you will become something that we can both do, cause chaos and rule the world, eventually the ponies will want to 'reform' me and use my powers for 'good'... and it hurts to even say that. What I'm saying is, when it does happen... you will join me on little adventures of chaos, oh yes, masterful plan there Discord just masterful."

You looked at this dude like he was fucking crazy, and what did he mean by causing chaos? "Uh.. what do you mean by causing chaos and ruling the world? Wouldn't they like, use something to stop you with it?"

Discord snaps his talons and appears right in front of you with a tacocat shirt. "Well you see, you're right about that... there are these things called the 'elements of harmony' and they are so powerful that they can seal up anything.. or remove something, I honestly don't know how it works, but... What I do know is that they can't kill, and yes! They can trap you in stone too, as you can see, you are basically me... I created you, which means you are as chaotic and powerful as me, and I may or may not be able to remove you.. sadly I made a small mistake, but I can trust you into being my only friend and son, will you?" You picked up some concern in his voice, aswell as a small tinge of sadness but other then that, he was hiding his feelings good.

You think on this hard, sure.. You could help him, but why? What's the main reason? What if he wants to use you for something dark? What if he's batshit crazy? These ran through your head, but the most asked question in your head was of how you'll learn to use your powers and for what about your old life. "Well yea, I guess... but I have a question."

Discord smiles, and in a flash he teleports infront of his chair while looking at you. "Ah yes, ask away, I'm all ears!" When he finished saying that, ears formed all around his body.

It kinda made you laugh but you had to focus. "So... What happened to me about my old life? Did I die? Or did you snatch me away? Also, how am I supposed to learn about my chaotic powers... who's gonna teach me that?"

Discord looked at you like you were an idiot, snapping his fingers, created a chalk board with Master Discord on it. "Alright son, first... Who am I? Answer that question first."

You look at him with a angry expression, is he basically asking you that cause you sounded stupid? "Duh, you're Discord.. master of chao... oh... ah, well shit."

Discord smirks at you, and holds up a letter 'A' towards you. "Ah you see, here's an 'A' for figuring out the question." He giggles crazily and looks away from you. "Ahem.. now about who's gonna teach you chaos, it'll be me! Once im freed of course, but that will be for awhile, and now to your second question... you died, it's that simple, you simply just died... I know about your old life simply because during my tyranny I was watching you, bullied, harassed, and betrayed... and yet here you are, smiling, and making friends! What killed you is simple, I'm surprised you don't remember, you were walking into class and a group of bullies started throwing rocks at you, a large kid threw a decent sized rock at your human head that it simply broke your skull and splattered blood everywhere.. it was, gruesome... ahem, what I'm saying is that the impact was strong enough that you simply passed away, and being the best chaotic being around, I couldn't let that happen. So, that answers both your questions, now may I ask my own?"

Wow, you were killed by those old bullies from high school all the way to college... damn... now your fucking pissed, but yet, you realize you can't do nothing now and calm yourself down. "Sure go ahead and ask, I'm pretty sure we don't have allot of time left in my dream anyway, I always woke up early in the morning."

Discord snaps his tail hair and you notice a 'best son shirt' appears on you. "Ah yes, now... you're going to be meeting Princess Celestia yes? Well then... when she asks for you to use your powers for good and stuff, i want you to promise me that you'll disagree with her, don't tell her that I told you anything, don't even mention to anyone about this dream, your powers are for you to use as you wish, nopony can say otherwise. But yes, will you do such a simple task for me? It's wierd knowing that someone so bad and evil to these ponies will ask you this question, but surely you can understand that, for an immortal like me, a god like me... loneliness has it's way, and I've always wanted someone I could share chaos with." Suddenly his expression becomes dark. "And if you say anything about me being mushy and soft towards you, I will prank you so bad you'll be left flying into space!"

Woah, that scared you, to think he could just change his expression like that instantly was creepy, no wonder the ponies kept saying his name in fear when you first arrived, most likely cause they just hated him and how he ruins the normality of things. "Don't worry, my mouth is sealed and shut, and... thanks for giving me this second chance, I honestly don't deserve it, I'm pretty sure any other human that has died never really got the chance of reincarnation. But really, thank you Discord." You run to him and hug him, it causes him to tense up and for what felt like hours, slowly hugged you.

"I haven't received such a hug in so long... AHEM, sorry sorry, ow... this hurts, enough... stop hugging me and let's talk about other matters, this happy stuff is horrible to someone as great as me." He pushes you off and starts rubbing his paws on his chest, then snaps his talons and takes you to some weird home in your dream.

"What is this place?" You asked in curiosity of a child, it was weird...seeing stairs leading to nowhere and the furniture on roofs and walls.

"This place, you mean our place? Yes, it's our home, and since we're going to be beings of perfection and chaos, we'd have to live in what we call the chaotic dimension, our powers are absolute everywhere but here... Oh no in here we are what you humans would say as 'Op'. Our awareness levels are multiplied ten fold as everything else. No limits for short!" He sounded so excited, like a baby receiving some lame ass toy that breaks in less then a day.

You thought hard, a blank stare on your face as you looked around, he can't just give you all this without something in return... You look at him and carefully choose your next words. "There's a catch isn't there?"

Discord smirks evilly and looks towards you, he taps his fingers in the air but you hear a sort of wooden sound being tapped on. "Oh yes, there is... glad you have a brilliant mind on these things, see the catch is simple... I'm going to get to mess with you and torture you in the most worst possible way possible, so chaotic that you'll beg for mercy! Hahaha." Lightning strikes around him as he laughs evilly.

"WAIT WHAT?! YOU'RE JOKING? You wouldn't do that to me, why would you do that to me, I thought I was your friend." You we're sure he was joking about the lengths of how he'll use his chaos on you, everyone seemed to fear him, but no one said that he killed anyone, so thank fucking god on that... atleast you knew that he can't... He also did give you a home of your own, powers that you can't fully use yet, and a new and what seems peaceful life. Yea, you can't be mad at him for that.

"Oh, please don't be mad, I am giving you things anypony would ask for... a new life, power, chaos, amazingness, beauty, perfection... ahem. But yes, you are going to be my son and friend and in turn, I will do the same, just in my own way. Now, onto something that for some reason nopony has asked you for, your name... What will you call yourself?" Discord was surprised the six element holders didn't ask for your name, which was weird... but he felt it was just luck.

You thought about it, and thought hard... as a gamer you used to call yourself things that were in optical illusion videos, wait... that's it! "I know, I know.. just call me Illusion, that seems like a fitting name for me."

Discord chuckled, he thought it was brilliant. "Good then Illusion, as your friend and father, that is a good name that you chose, now I must ask another question... if, ummm, if you were offered to betray my friendship for some 'HARMONY' would you decline them and betray your only true freind?" He asked that with a sad expression, he feared you'd abandon him just for that.

This wasn't hard to think about either, Discord has given you the impossible, new life, etcetera. If it weren't for him, you'd not be here. "Yea Discord, I wouldn't betray you like that, even if it meant happiness forever, which if I were to think about it, it sounds boring."

Discord looked away with a small smile. "Good, now..." he looks at you with an evil smirk. "When I am to be unsealed, you should expect my arrival, I will try to cause chaos.. but I doubt they would let me, so I'm going to try secretly to cause it, you can join me in doing so... but I bet once I'm released, that they won't hesitate to use the elements on you either, and they'd probably keep a very close eye on you in case if you were to be playing them the whole time, I just hope that with my excellent skills in being around for eons that I'd be able to manipulate them into allowing me to conquer Equestria, then we will be the new rulers and bring a land of no rules! Hahahaha!"

It wasn't even scary about his plan, you didn't really care about the ponies, but you felt kinda bad for Twilight and her friends, hopefully they can come to an agreement and not seal him up in the end. "Alright Discord, hopefully you'll succeed in whatever you try to get, I just hope that I don't end up being caged up in a house while they release you in fear that I'd join you, the fight is yours to pick and fight off with."

"A shame really, but oh well... now time to allow you to wake up for the next depressing day of harmony, I do wish you farewell Illusion, now look down." He chuckled to himself and had a huge smile while pointing down at the floor.

When you looked down, you grew scared, down below it was what looked like a pit of fire, and then you noticed you were falling. "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D START THIS EARLY, WHAT THE HELL!?"

"Early? Please, this is the perfect opportunity, also... don't use profanity around the so little innocent ponies, they don't take kind to colts being mean, have fun burning in 'hell'. Hahahaha!" Discord floats up in your dream as he floats away laughing maniacally.

You fall straight into the fire, thinking it was gonna hurt you but it doesn't... oh what hell of a conversation, the fucker had to pull a move that early, and here you thought he was being friendly. Motherfucker.