pony

by twilliamson1234

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Scootaloo
Length: 1669

the brony dude wants to find out how to make his life better by going to equastria

Ever have one of those days? Where nothing seems to go right, where you feel like the whole world is against you? Well it sure feels that way for the brony dude, living in a run down trailer, with pretty much nothing but his TV and his lazy wife, What could go wrong? Follow on his adventure as he tries to find the meaning of why his life sucks, how to get to equestria, and most important, how to love and tolerate every one that has wronged him in this funny parody of 'Postal' and 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'.

Published 2012-07-26 23:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-26 23:24:01 UTC

chapter 1: lets get started

The Brony dude opened the door to his trailer, it had been a long day of working at the post office but now he can sit down and watch his favorite show my little pony. Most of his co-workers thought it was wierd that a grown man would like a show based for little girls, if only they knew how wrong they were. He sat down in his moldeing old sofa and fliped through the channels.

There was a few commercials on when suddenly the news popped on with a special report (or thats at least what they said) the news reporter was sitting down in a nice red chair holding up a little gray pony toy,

"and this is the hottest toy this summer the derpy doll"

oh how the dude longed for one of those. He barley earned enough money to affored food for himself let alone something he wanted.

As the news started talking about famous celebrities he flipped back to MLP were applejack was yelling at rainbow dash for boasting about how awsome she is. But the moment was ruined by yelling coming from the other room "shut that damn racket off" a females voice said coming from the other room of the trailer "honey im watching my show" the dude said in a some-what loving way well thinking out loud "I'm going to strangle that women"
"what was that" she asked impatiently

"nothing honey i just said i love" he said also adding quietly "like the devil"

"well I don't care what your doing its annoying me, and i want some more rocky road" she said yelling

"But honey" the dude said grumbling

"cant you get up and get some for your self" the dude stopped there but he realized his mistake a little late

"what did you say"

she said angrilly

"nothing honey i love you" but he was cut off by her

"you do remember the condition i'm in don't you i cant move or get out of bed"
the dude sighed

"i know honey"

he said getting frustrated

"i'm going to remember this women"

"then why dont you shut up turn that off AND GET ME SOME ROCKEY ROAD!"

she was past angry the only way to calm her down (shut her up) is to do what she wants.

The dude got up and walked over to the freezer tripping over empty pizza box's and containers milk of there were some pony stickers on the fridge

"it seems like the show is the only thing that's keeping me going, and still sane" he added opening the freezer

"honey were all out off ice cream"

the dude said looking happy. He was happy for 1 reason he would get to leave the house which he only gets to do when he goes to work and there's always a chance something good might happen he thought about how many shows he saw that showed the character who's life sucked get something awsome back in return.

"I mean come on i live in this great town, i live with my ugh... beautiful wife and i get paid so much money for the job i do"
he said sarcasticly as he walked fown the street.

He stoped and looked at mirror

"look at myself"

he said

he looked at the clothes he had on. He was wearing a derpy shirt covered up by a long grey trench coat he also had some jeans on and his combat boots were soaked in mud he also had a pair of pitch black shades. He stopped looking at himself and noticed some guy standing next to him. The guy noticed the dude "hay dude whats with the pony on your shirt" he yelled slightly laughing as the dude walked away glaring. the store was right in front of him so he walked in and over to the frozen section of the super market.

He picked up some rocky road ice cream and some milk he glanced over at a poster over on the wall it said:

:derpy dolls for sale, pick yours up tuesday at the at the little equastria theme park also starring a special guest speaker:

the dude felt a little happier maybe he could go and meet the special guest, maybe it is someone from the show, he looked up and rememberd what he was doing he walked into line and waited after a few seconds some guy came running in holding a gun, "every one on the floor now" yelled the burglar.

"Why would i do that that" dude asked

the burglar walked over to the dude waving the gun

"excuse me?!" the burglar shouted "what did you say" his teeth gritted

"I said i'm not getting on the ground" said the dude with a smirck on his face

"and why's that" the burglar asked

"well first im going LOOK MARE-DO-WELL" the dude shouted pointing behind the burglar

the burglar looked behind himself and the dude took the chance he jumped onto the back of the burglar. As the burglar tried to struggle free the dude grabbed a paper bag and slapped it right on the burglars head and then kicked him down, the burglar tried to get back up but the dude knocked the cash register down onto the burglars head knocking him unconscious.
Every one got up off the ground and started thanking the dude

"whats your name" a girl asked

"look i just want to buy these groceries" the dude said getting annoyed

"Thank you again" said the shop manager

"whatever" said the dude as he stopped next to the burglar and picked up his gun and tried to leave but the store manager stopped him

"were do you think your going with those groceries?!" asked the manager

"look i just saved all of our flank's here i think i deserve a reward" the dude said really annoyed this time

"what no, you still have to pay" the manager said getting angry

the dude sighed and handed the store clerk 5 dollars grumbling as he left the store he walked around the corner and ran into 2 cops

"yo, you see a guy run here with a gun" but the officer who was talking stopped and grabbed his night stick the other officer saw what his partner saw and drew his stun gun and said

"put the gun down sir and we wont have to do this the hard way"

"but i like the hard way said the other officer"

"i know you do Eric but were giving this guy a option"

the cop named Eric looked at the dude with mild anger and started walking at the dude

"i don't care you say Phil he's going down" said officer Eric

"okay" said Phil and they both started on the dude

"wait" the dude said

"i'm the one with the gun remember and no one wants to be shot do they"

the officer's looked at one another but started walking toward him agian

"okay you forced my hand"

as the dude clicked the trigger nothing came out he looked at the clip

"empty, what kind of burglar robs a store without ammo?" the dude asked himself

Eric smiled and said

"this is really going to be fun"

but before they could jump the dude he throwed the gun at the cops and and started running the cops wiped off their daze and started chase.

The dude hided in a alley as the two cops ran past him screaming stop

"morons" the dude said thinking about his show that he is missing right now "ugh" he sighed and sat down a sec but stood back up when he heard a noise come from the box next to him it was closed with air holes he was intrested in what might be in it so he opened it and sitting there was a small fillie it looked up at him

"what do you want he asked?"

the fillie just stared at him

"look im not taking you with me no matter how much i want to im not"

5 Minutes later.

The dude was carrying the box back to his house the ice cream had milted in the sun light which was not good as he opened the door to his house he could hear yelling

"is that you do you have my rocky road? and what took you so long" was yelling and whining which was ten times more annoying than usual the dude replied

"sorry honey it melted in the heat"

he could hear her yelling and swearing stuff at him as he went into his room on the other side of the trailer he sighed set the box with the fillie down and turned on the TV were on the news there was to cops

"oh no this is going to be good" the dude said smiling

"alright who do we have here tonight" the reporter said

"uh we have officer Phil and officer Eric" said the news hand

"oh ok well please welcome sunnyville's own officers Eric and Phil" the reporter said "oh and why are you with us and this fine night in sunnyville"

"well" said officer Eric

"yes well?" said officer Phil

"well i was getting to that, well there's a crazy guy going around smacking us cops and sunnyville's honorable townsfolk and robbing banks and other bad thing's here's a picture" he held up a crayon drawing of the dude

"and what is this crazy persons name" said the reporter

"his name oh yes his name is the brony dude" said officer Phil

"well you heard it folks stay away from this man" the reporter said

"well that's all we have tonight but we promise we will have more in the morning" the reporter said smiling

the dude turned off the TV and went to sleep.
part 2 coming soon the dudes crazy antics will continue in part 2 tuesday