The Pyro and The Engineer's Misadventures in Equestria

"Huh, why is it alterady night? Did the sun got tired?", Pinkie asked.

"Oh no....Nightmare Moon's released.", Twilight responded.

"So, what do we do now?", Rarity asked.

"I guess it's a better question to ask what are those black things approaching the city.", Engineer broke in as he pointed to a mob of Changelings falling from the sky and towards Canterlot.

*BOOM*

The eight covered their eyes as a quick explosion happened. They then quickly proceeded to run towards the capital as fast as possible. Upon arriving there, they were surprised to find the city almost upside-down, with ponies hiding. In the middle was Trixie.

"Oh, it's the intruders. The Great and Powerful Trixie haves a great hatred to you.", she said.

"Ma'am, if you want, we can do this the easy way. But if you refuse to co-operate, then we'll do it the hard way.", Engie offered.

"Ha! You think you can defeat me? Just try!", Trixie replied. Engineer stepped fowards. "Fist-fight. Me, you, and your worthless robotic hand.", she continued as she mocked Engineer's Gunslinger. He simply ignored the offense, and readied his hand.

"Three...two....GO!", she said while skipping one, as she delivered the first punch to Engie's gut.

"Hey! That's not fair!", he blurted out as he tried to get ready, only to get buckled again. He was about to lose, but he was instantly filled with adrenaline, that was comming from the Gunslinger. He got up, and punched her. He shortly delivered another punch. Again, if you played Team Fortress 2, you know that if you hit an enemy three times with the Gunslinger, the third punch will be a critical hit. Engineer prepared to do the third hit, but strangely, his right arm was filled with strength, and he unexpectedly lifted it upwards, and smacked his hand on Trixie. She collapsed. Engie was panting. He never used that much strength.

"Gvuuh jofb!", Pyro congratulated. The elements were about to congratulate too, but the blue unicorn stepped up.

"You call this Good work? That's nowhere near good! You still have to face the wrath of the Great and Powerful Trixie!", she yelled. She was engulfed in a cloud of smoke, but reappeared far away as she ran to Celestia knows where.

"That's what she said last time we saw her!", Dash commented. The six then proceeded to run towards the castle.]

They stopped upon seeing that there was a large group of Changelings blocking the Castle entrance.

"Hpfhy, Phfnky, lft's ufhs th prtfhy cfhmhn!", Pyro suggested. Strangely enough, Pinkie was alterady riding the party cannon. Pyro just shrugged, and jumped in.

"Pyro, what are ya doin'?!", Engineer asked. Pyro didn't responded. He was simply launched out of the cannon, before crashing in the group of Changelings. That pretty much destroyed most of 'em. However, that simply triggered the response of other Changelings.

"Oh, more insects to play with!", Pinkie responded as Pyro ran back to the group. The eight proceeded to fight the group of Changelings, who again disguised as the Elements. This time, however, some of them disguised as Pyro and Engineer. But that didn't mattered much, because they didn't had their real selves' weapons.

"Mfhllooooo!", Pyro cried out as he pulled out his Strange Phlogistinator and charged in, igniting the fake ponies/mercs. Engineer relied on his Frontier Justice((that was charged with 36 Revenge Crits, by the way.)) to finish off the dopplegangers. The other ponies simply fought like how they did on the last Changeling invasion.

One fighting moment later...

"Phew...we made it.", Engineer commented.

"But it was easy, just like the last time. Hard is to tell each other apart.", Dash responded proudly.

"We don't have time for chat. Let's put an end to this craziness!", Twilight broke in. The eight then headed inside the castle.

"Oh! I see the eight 'heroes' comming towards the castle! Oh no, they will defeat us and we will be sealed back again! Hahahahaha!", Discord said as he looked on the crystal ball.

"Hahaha, yeah, like they will be able to defeat us.", Chrysalis replied.

"They defeated us before because we were seperated. But now, we are united, therefore, we are invincible!", Nightmare commented.

"I don' think so.", Engineer blurted out as him and the others stepped inside.

"Ooh no, it's hardhat, mute guy, and the puny elements! I think I soiled my diaper!", Discord replied sarcastically.

"You better! You don't know how hard we will kick your and your partners' rumps!", Dash spoke out.

"Uh-huh. I hfv sfmthfng th gfhiv tfh yfw, hlf-wht!", Pyro commented.

"Bring it, mumbles.", he replied while yawning.

That was the last straw for Pyro. He picked his Vintage Flare Gun, and fired it towards Discord. The latter, however, simply ducked, causing the Flare to miss him. He, Nightmare, and Chrysalis bursted int oa laughter.

"You....you can't even aim! How can you even be a mercenary? I bet your team is worthless, too!", he said while laughing.

"I wfsn't afhinmhng tfh yfw!", Pyro replied with a hint of confidence in his voice. The three immediatly stopped laughing and turned around to find the flare perfectly hitting the capsule that Celestia was stuck in. The capsule was ignited, and instantly melted, and the Sun princess fell down. Pyro side-walked next to Twilight and Fluttershy. "Gho gho gho!", he ordered as the two sprinted towards the princess. Nightmare turned to stop them, but she was pushed away by Rainbow. Pyro said something in Engineer's ear. The latter's face brightened up.

"This is the plan: We distract the three until the princess is recovered. After that, she takes care of the job. Understood?", he told the plan. The ponies nodded. "Good.", he replied.

"What are we doing? Stop the two pests!", Discord ordered. Unexpectedly, he was hit by another flare shot by Pyro's Scorch Shot. "Ouch! That hurts, don't you know?", he chided.

"Uh-huh.", Pyro replied flatly. Discord face-palmed.

"Ugh. Just take care of those six!", he ordered. Him, Chrysalis and Nightmare stepped towards the six.

"What do we do now?", Rarity asked.

"Teamwork.", Engineer replied as he pulled his Frontier Justice, still glowing with the 3 crits remaining. Pyro pulled his trusty Flamethrower.

Another moment of fighting later...

The fight was not how it was planned. The three had managed to outpower the six.

"Hah hah hah hah. You came here full of confidence. And now, you're all hopeless. How cute.", the Chaos God commented.

"This is it. This is the time...of your DEFEAT!", Nightmare yelled.

"No.", a rather familiar voice suddently spoke. The three turned around to find Celestia, alongside Twilight and Fluttershy((who now had a face with anger, a rare fact)). "You went too far this time, Discord. Trying to break chaos is expected, but teaming up with the two other major threats is beyond words.", she said. She used her magic to bring the six Elements of Harmony together, and prepared to execute them. She pointed towards Discord, causing a rainbow laser to fire towards him, slowly encasing him in stone.

"Wha-NO! AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!", he yelled. He was interrupted as the stone encased his head. Chrysalis and Nightmare watched in horror as he was defeated, and stepped back.

Celestia pointed towards Nightmare. The rainbow laser proceeded to fire at her.

"Ouch! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-", she yelled, being cut short as the dark substance was broken, revealing a exhausted moon princess, who instantly fainted.

Finally, she turned towards Chrysalis.

"No...no, wait! Don't do it!", she pleaded.

"Too late. Goodbye.", the princess replied. The rainbow fountain finally came out, firing towards the changeling queen. A slight explosion happened, and Chrysalis was sent flying away from Canterlot.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo-", she yelled.

"What a show!", Pinkie commented, sitting in a cinema chair with pop-corn she brought out of thin air. She was also wearing theatre monocles.

"Uh-huh.", Pyro replied, who was also sitting in a cinema chair while eating pop-corn. Obviously, he had his filter out of his mask.

"What the....Okay, I'll not even ask.", Engineer said as he noticed the cinema chairs.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE LAST CHAPTER...