So yeah, this story of mine is quite interesting to at least some of you people. Oh, and I'm Bowser, former King of the Koopas. Why a former king, you may ask. Well, ya know about that game Super Mario Galaxy from your world, well, unlike how Earthlings like you portray it, I don't make my own troops fall of cliffs or leave conveniently-placed switches around, but like what you'd expect, that stupid plumber beats me every time. And that game that I spoke of, is the LAST in my timeline.
Lemme explain why it's the last in my timeline and why I'm in a place full of Pokemon and those girly technicolor horses.
Once I found out about how you Earthlings made those games, I was mad that billions of beings were making a fool out of me, and at that moment, I planned a very plan to exact my revenge on the world, nay, the UNIVERSE that mocked me. And so I began my master plan to show these dummies with their ostentatious little games and parties, in which I wasn't invited to, and that plan was to take over the entire universe, starting with Peach's Castle. I thought I had outdone that pasta destroying machine for good, but I learned never to underestimate my own foes, time and time again. And Mario is definitely no exception.
I thought he was dead, but I should have checked twice. That guy just mowed through my army like that accursed pink pony does with cakes the size of mountains: in mere seconds! Well, not in mere seconds, but you get the point, don't you? Anyways, I was so close, yet so far away from my goals. I was on top of the world, and I almost took my eternal enemy down. Why didn't I kill him is a mystery, but back to the story. Ya see, my Galaxy Reactor had one fatal flaw: it was incomplete. If he arrived a few minutes later, nothing would've happened to it, but you see, this is where it gets a little bit... grim.
As I fell into the star, I didn't die. Instead, my entire world died before me as a new one was born in its place. Kinda sad, don't ya think so? I walked across the rock to see what little of my galaxy was let out there. I let out one last remark, roaring out in space as I sunk into the star, which collapsed on itself, creating a new black hole. Those things are the most powerful shredding machines that the cosmos has to offer, not even their atoms were left the way they were. You might have thought that this was my end, but I didn't die. My beautiful bod's molecules was fixed in place, whether it just be magic or was it something else at work there, I did not know. What I do know now is what's inside those overgrown vacuum cleaners, and the fact that you can see outside them.
So what did I see out there, you may ask. If you knew my world as much as I did, I saw the last moments of Mario, Peach, and the rest of the gang. The white star thing from earlier, this "Luma" character, jumped from Mario's head and attempted to neutralize the black hole our fight made, but apparently, they didn't do a good enough job at it. The black hole just sucked them up as well, killing them in the process before it proceeded to eat up the rest of my universe. It was all black for a few seconds, and then, there was an explosion of light. I had spent a little over a whole Earth day in the soup of particles and I was starting to go insane from boredom, there was nothing to do, and I was very hungry.
But then, what looked like a human man walked up to me. He looked normal as far as you Earthlings go, Caucasian skin, brown hair and hazel-brown eyes. The dude was wearing a monkey suit of a red and blue uniform of sorts.
"Ah, Bowser, the King of the Koopas. How impressive it is to meet you." the strange human said.
"Who the hell are you, and why do you know my name?" I asked in a bit of confusion.
"Oh, where are my manners? Well, we don't have any names, but I suppose you can call me and my species the Q. Here, have a seat so we can chat." the being said as he snapped his fingers, causing two chairs to appear out of thin air. I walked back and sat down on one of them.
"Well, why are you here? Is there some message you would tell me? What has happened to the universe?"
"Oh, nothing much, not much at all. See this primordial cloud over here." Q said as he grabbed a small cloud from the particle soup that surrounded us. I gazed upon it and scratched my head.
"Well, what of it?" I asked.
"Believe it or not, this little cloud here contains all the building blocks of a new universe. In a few hundred thousand years, the first hydrogen and helium atoms in this new will form, along with the occasional lithium atom. Millions, if not billions of years into the future of the new universe, the first stars will form and become stardust. From that, the first galaxies will form and an anomaly will fade into existence, or rather, out of existence in terms of anti-time. Who knows, maybe you'll crash into a planet sometime." the Q being said.
"And maybe, just maybe if you're lucky. It'll have... life!" With a flash of light, the Q being looked different, kind of like some guy stitched some spare animal parts together. The right arm was a lion's paw, it's head was goat-like, and so on and so forth.
"And if you are even more lucky, you'll run into me, no matter what discorded form I may take." Q said, his voice sounding slightly higher. What form is that, a draconequus? No, that's not right, he looks more like a type of chimera to me. The Q then changed back into his human form, but he was dressed up differently. His clothing retained its red and black coloring, but it became more like a robe. A black headpiece covered most of his head, bar his face, and he wore a necklace of sorts.
"And if you are lucky, I'll drop in from time to time."
"You already said that Q, or should I have called you Discord when you were in that weird form?" I say.
"My, my, how typical of you Koopas. I say, it was kinda fun hanging out with you. Until we meet again, in some distant world far into the future. See you... out there!" the Q being said before vanishing into the opaque cloud of particles. My brain may need maintenance after this, so I curled up into a ball and entered a state of deep hibernation, waiting for something, anything, whether it be the Q person or someone, or something else entirely, I dreamt.
Oh, how wonderful my dreams were. At first, they were of kidnapping princesses and game-overing for that moronic mushroom-faced plumber, but then they became more or less unpredictable over time. Billions of years passed, and I did not die. I'm now immortal.
Author's Note
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
I cannot believe that it has been one year since I first gone onto this sight, and boy how much did my writing skills evolve. I once started off as the guy who's stories weren't like very well, and here I am now, already two of my stories had hit the thousand-view mark.
