Snips N' Snails After Dark

by OpalescenceIsGod

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Random
Length: 1096

Class is out, but Snips and Snails stay behind for some...action.

The bell has rung, and so have your boners. Read as Snips n' Snails get intimate in the class room, after dark.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-02 14:14:01 UTC

Semen Showers

Snails passed a note to Twist (the ugliest filly in ponyville). "Pass this to Snips" he whispered, trying to be silent so the teacher wouldn't catch him. Twist nodded her head and passed the note to Snips, the note was now sweaty because of her disgusting hoof. Snips opened the note and read it.

"meet mee aftR clas, snips. way aftR clas pls. lyk at 12 midnite. weve been taking abowt this far 2 long, now its time we did it!

-snals."

Snips looked at Snails, Snails gave him a wink and waved. Snips was scared, although they've been dreaming about this for such a long time, he was unsure. What about Getting caught? Oh, and what if they get bored of plain ol' humping? He got out his notebook, flipped past the pages of nude drawings of Trixie and started writing. He wrote ideas for what they would do tonight.

"You're sure about this, Snails? What if some pony comes in?" Snips asked Snails.

"Snips, it's midnight!" Snails stated, "everypony is a home sleeping!"

"Oh, okay, Snails." Snips said, still feeling a bit nervous, "now, I've got a great idea!"

"And what is that?" Snails asked.

"I call it the snow storm!" Snips chimed.

"What?" Snails asked and gave Snips an odd look.

"Ejaculate onto your hoof!" Snips instructed.

"What? Why?" Snails asked and gave Snips an odd look.

"Just do it!"

"Ugh, fine!" Snails agreed. He wiggled his penis around, Snips couldn't help but stare. The penis was so, so, unique. It was small, round and chunky, like cheese chunky. It looked like he could just take a bite out of it, maybe pack it in his lunch pail for snack- Snip's mind was getting off track. Snails finished squirting the vanilla sauce onto his hoof. "What do I do now?" Snails demanded.

"Oh, rub the sticky semen into your mane!" Snips smiled.

"What!?" Snail's asked, flabbergasted.

"Put your sticky semen filled hoof on ya' head and rub i-"

"I heard what you said, Snips!" Snails shouted, "Why would I want to do that?!"

"It's a wonderful idea!" Snips squeed.

"No! It's a terrible idea!"

"C'mon, Snail's! You will be fantasizing about this the rest of your life!"

"Fine!" Snails stomped his hoof on his head and rubbed around the spermie-wermies. Causing his teal mane to turn white.

"Perfect! Now I lick your mane!" Snips said and licked his lips.

"Uh, okay?" Snips agreed. Snails licked his mane, front to back, side to side. Hanging onto the strands. Slurp noises came from his mouth as he sucked up all the sticky, slippery, salty semen.

"I'm done!" Snips yelled, "Now, I ejaculate onto my mane and you  lick!" Snips quickly ejaculated onto his hoof and smeared the sperm in his mane. Snails leaned down and began slurping, but he accidentally chomped off some of Snips's mane. "Oh look!"

"Sorry!" Snails apologized.

"Well now I ought to replace it with some of your mane!"

"No!" Snails covered his mane with his hoofs.

"Not your head mane, your pubic mane!"

"M-my pubic mane?"

Snips gigged, "Yup! show me that chunkerific stick!"

"What? Chunkerific stick?"

"Show me your super speedy sperm squeezy six thousand!"

"Oh, okay."

Snips grabbed some safety scissors from the back of his classroom and began trimming. He finally finished.

"Now, we know your sperm is super duper sticky!"

Snails knew where this was going, "and?" he asked.

"So we'll use it to stick your pubes to my bald spot!"

And that they did. Snails swiped his mayonnaise  onto Snips's shiny bald spot.

"Magnificent!" Snips chimed.

"Now can we get to normal good old bucking?" Snails whined.

"Okay, okay. Let us begin!"

The two did it all; ass to ass, cock sucking, dick slap, vanilla rain, cum face painting, the broken turtle (don't ask), trixie role playing, dick to dick, cum or glue, and the good old dick in ass. Then suddenly the two heard a noise. Snips quickly pulled his vieny cock out of Snails's tight ass.

"What was that?" Snips whispered, shocked.

"I don't know!" Snails replied, "Lets hide in the supply closet!"

Snips nodded his head in agreement. The two crawled to the supply closet. They opened it slowly, so it wouldn't croak. In there they saw something pink, it was a shape of an earth pony, it was- "Miss Cheerilee?!" the two gasped.

The teacher blushed, "I'm sorry" she said, "it's just that I saw the note you two passes and- well I couldn't resist watching something this erotic."

Snips and Snails exchanged glances.

Cheerilee awkwardly smiled, "Um, do you guys happen to mind if I joined?" The pink mare asked.

Snips and Snails whispered in each other's ears for a minute, and then they decided. "If you dress up as Trixie."

The pink teacher frowned, "I-I have no Trixie costume..."

Snips asked, "Do you know any way we could contact Trixie to buck us?"

The teacher knew this was her only chance to fuck her two students, tears began streaming down her once sexually aroused face, "Um, no..." Cheerilee sobbed.

"Well stop sobbing, you sob! 'Cause you ain't getting my lump of funk!"

Cheerilee cried and ran out of the class room, into the hallway. She scurried to her house, tentacle porn would always cheer her up.

Snips N Snails laughed, then  decided to head home.

Twelve years later a lot has changed. Cheerilee's craving for children got bigger and bigger, the smiling flowers on her flank mocked her. As if they were laughing at her, laughing at the fact that doing the do with foals was frowned upon in society. All she could get was the giggles of young colts during sex ed to fantasize about. Finally she decided to become a solar priest at the church of Celestia, she got her dream, molestation was easier than Cheerilee pie. Flash foward 35 years, the once pink pony has turned to grey. She is flipping through a book inside the empty church, smiling at the faces of young colts and fillies whom she has "played with". The big dusty doors of the church open, tearing apart the cobwebs attached to it. Rays of sun fill Cheerilee's eyes, causing her to squint for a minute. In walks a young white and red maned filly. Could it be? Twist? No, but Twist has grown up! It's Twist's daughter, even uglier than Twist herself! No, how could it be? The ugly filly tore off her glasses and stuck her small veiny mangina up Cheerilee's loose anus.

Cheerilee was fucked to death that night.