Rainbow Dash's Revelation

Having shut the door behind her, Rainbow Dash went up to her room. She sighed. I hope Sunset gets back sooner rather than later. She got up to her room and played her guitar for a few minutes before getting bored. Aw, shit...not again! Rainbow thought, before having an idea pop into her head. "Eh, might as well take a nap. It'll kill time!" She closed her eyes and went to sleep.

"All right, now what to do..." Rainbow thought aloud as a bunch of rather attractive women seductively danced their way towards her. Rainbow's eyes lit up. "It's gonna be one of those dreams?!" she said as she rubbed her hands together in excitement. "So. Awesome!"

Rainbow thought back to the first time she had the dream she presently occupied. She was in her freshman year. All her life she thought she was supposed to like boys. She was frightened, insecure...unsure of what others would think about her. She didn't even know what to think about herself, either. She was crazy lucky to have friends and family that understood and supported her. This was one of the many reasons she valued loyalty so much. With their help, Rainbow Dash came to terms with being a lesbian. And I haven't looked back since! she thought.

"All right, ladies!" Rainbow said, wearing a huge grin. "Who wants to ride a Sonic Rainboom?"

"Me!" they all said.

Rainbow grew in size and became big enough for all of them to fit on her back. She ponied up and went full speed, instantly creating a Sonic Rainboom. She gave a satisfied smile. "That never gets old."

The sky around her filled with clouds as sounds of thunder filled Rainbow's eardrums. It began raining, but instead of rain, tiny-sized versions of her Power Symbol fell from the clouds. All the girls on her back cheered. Oh man, I am so glad Rarity told me about lucid dreaming! she thought. She landed on the ground and a stage appeared.

"Concert time! Yes!" she said with a pump of her fist. She summoned her favorite guitar out of thin air and started shredding like a motherfucker. All of her fans instantly started headbanging. A mountain of skulls slowly came up from under the ground, Rainbow standing on top like a barbarian after a slaughter. Dragons circled the mountain, breathing fire in the air.

Rainbow's guitar turned into a sword, and she leaped towards the dragons. "Get some, bitches!" she said as she plunged her sword into the neck of one of the dragons. The dragon exploded, causing trophies, ribbons and gold to rain. As she fell, she transformed her sword into a mug of cider. She chugged it, then slammed it to the ground when she landed, causing an earthquake of concentrated awesome. A flash of light temporarily blinded her and she found herself in a basketball match against five of the greatest players of all time. She easily dunked over all of them.

Rainbow let go of the basketball hoop, and landed in the batter's position on the baseball diamond. The player on the mound tossed the ball, and Rainbow hit a grand slam home run. She ran the bases and slid to home plate, only to catch a football from the receiving end of the field. She turned, twisted and outmaneuvered all the other players as she reached the end zone and spiked the ball. The football bounced and became a tennis ball.

Reacting quickly, Rainbow lobbed the ball as hard as she could before her opponent sent it back. Rainbow yelled and gave the ball a badass overhead smash, winning the game, set, and the match. Before she knew it, the stadium became crowded with robot pirate ninjas!

Rainbow used her super speed to quickly defeat them all before the boss of the gang showed up. "Oh, hell no!" said Rainbow. "You're in my house now, bitch!" She ran circles around the boss rapidly punching him until he fell down, unconscious. "Who else wants some?!" she shouted, feeling like the king of world...or queen. Whatever. She did a backflip and landed in a race car. "Wait, why am I in a race car? I can run way faster than I can drive." She drove the car into a wall, but not before jumping out in the nick of time. The car crashed and ignited. "Ahhh...explosions are awesome." she said.

She snapped her fingers and appeared at a volleyball court. The match was tied, and she had the chance to win it all! She took a deep breath, then exhaled...and jumped twenty feet in the air, swatting the volleyball with all of her strength. The impact it had on the sand caused a giant crater to form. Rainbow Dash laughed sheepishly. "Guess I don't know my own dream strength." she said. "Cider for everyone!" she shouted, clapping her hands. Mugs of cider appeared in everyone's hands and the crowd went wild and cheered her name.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow grinned widely. "Fuck, I love dreams."

The chanting continued, but something seemed a little off about it.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!"

It seemed like all the voices were dying down, as if they were getting further and further away from her.

"Wait...what gives?" asked Rainbow, confused.

As the crowd of voices died down, one voice in particular became stronger.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!"

All voices except one were chanting her name now.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!"

The voice was coming from behind her. Rainbow recognized the voice, so she wasn't scared. Just confused. She turned around to find "...Sunset?"

"Yeah. I'm in your dream. Something wrong?" asked Sunset.

"No..." said Rainbow, putting her hand behind her head. "It's just that I wasn't expecting you, that's all."

"Eh, no worries." said Sunset. "Nice place you got here."

"I know, right?" said Rainbow, beaming with pride.

Sunset thought for a moment. "I think I know why I'm in you're dream..."

Rainbow Dash smiled. "I know why you're in my dream. I have a crush on you!" she said proudly.

Rainbow Dash bolted awake. "WHAT?!"