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Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Beanis

by FanOfMostEverything
Wherein Sunset seeks a sympathetic ear whose life doesn't yet revolve around unspeakable applications of refried beans.

Sunset Shimmer's life has taken turn for the odd lately. Well, not odd. Odd isn't nearly a strong enough word for the utter batshit insanity that has consumed her every waking moment.

Thankfully, said madness hasn't quite spread to all of her friends yet. Though that may not be true by the end of the night.

Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe. (Possibly Ant-Man or one of the TV series.) Rated Teen; the titular items are never put to use. That said, this is a largely M-rated worldline. Please bean responsibly.

Teen
Complete
Profanity
Random
Slice of Life
Equestria Girls
Sex
 
TFSA

2786 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read