
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Beanis
Wherein Sunset seeks a sympathetic ear whose life doesn't yet revolve around unspeakable applications of refried beans.
Sunset Shimmer's life has taken turn for the odd lately. Well, not odd. Odd isn't nearly a strong enough word for the utter batshit insanity that has consumed her every waking moment.
Thankfully, said madness hasn't quite spread to all of her friends yet. Though that may not be true by the end of the night.
Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe. (Possibly Ant-Man or one of the TV series.) Rated Teen; the titular items are never put to use. That said, this is a largely M-rated worldline. Please bean responsibly.




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