Applejack tries to take on Applebuck Season alone. While she drinks lots of fluids to avoid dehydration, she doesn't want to stop for bathroom breaks. Rarity alternates between trying to convince her to take a break and accept her friends' help, and trying to impress Trenderhoof. Can Applejack go through the harvest without having an accident? And if she can't, will it make Trenderhoof any less infatuated with her? How far is Rarity willing to go to win him over?

Contains: Wetting, messing, farts, sweat, and soap/washing. Anyone who quite understandably finds these disgusting, turn back and read something that doesn't disgust you.

This is an EqG, fetish-based parody of the episodes "Applebuck Season" and "Simple Ways". I can't remember if they specified how harvesting apples goes in EqG, and it PROBABLY isn't by kicking the trees, so if anything contradicts what we know, consider this AU. And as usual, don't take too seriously or expect super-great writing. And if you dislike the fetishes in this story, please DON'T associate the episodes too deeply with it, I'd hate to ruin the show for anyone with my fantasies.