Dork Diaries: Tales From A NOT-SO-Fabulous Life In Equestria
Chapter 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sunday, 3:29 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
That was me screaming!
Why?!
Because I have LITERALLY NO IDEA WHERE I AM!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
That was me screaming, AGAIN!
One second, I was lying on my bed writing in my diary, and the next, I'm in the middle of these woods, with nothing but my diary and my lucky pen!
I know! It's insane! How did I even get here?! It's crazy! But I can't freak out for any longer as I looked up to the sky and apparently, the sun is starting to set! I need to find a town or something to rest for the night!
But first, I'll have to take my diary and lucky pen along as I can't freaking survive if I don't write in my diary!
Wait, where are my hands?! I looked and I apparently don't have hands!! They're replaced with what looks like brown...hooves?
Wait, ummmm, am I a horse? What?! This is so weird!
So apparently, I'm not just in some weird place, but I'm also a horse?!
Uggghhh, I guess walking would be tougher now that I'm a horse. π©
Also, I guess since I have no hands, I'll have to write using (what?) my mouth.
Sunday, 3:40 pm
OMG! Loads of stuff happened since the last time I wrote in here!
First of all, walking as a horse IS tough! I fell over multiple times, but I've learned how to walk on four legs.
Second, I've learned how to write and draw using my teeth! Now that's a achievement. π
Third, I was walking for a few minutes when I saw a lake next to me. I was like: "Man, I'm thirsty." So, I went over to the lake to take a sip, and when I saw my reflection in the water, I was freaking horrified. I was horrified because I wasn't any normal horse, I was a freaking UNICORN! Like literally! I had a horn protruding out of my head! And I thought unicorns were only mythical creatures but apparently I've turned into one?! And not only that,my skin colour had turned brown somehow!
But what really worries me is that I'm now a unicorn.
And Brianna just LOVES unicorns.
I was absolutely TERRIFIED she would:
Scream: "OMG OMG OMG!!! A REAL UNICORN!!"
Run up to me and hug me so tight I would gasp from lack of air.
That child has serious issues.
I'm just saying....π©!!
Sunday, 4:10pm
This has turned out to be the weirdest day EVER!!
The major thing is that,I had just recently discovered I can perform telekinesis and levitate stuff with my mind! Like what? !
How I found this power was entirely accidental as I was thinking about something when suddenly, a branch started levitating and glowing with the same color as my body!
When I realised I could move the levitating branch with my mind, I tried to move my diary by thinking about it, and sure enough, it started levitating and glowing brown! So now I can basically move items without touching them? That is actually quite awesome in my opinion! π
I think this power has something to do with me being a unicorn that allows me to do that. π
So now, I won't have to use my teeth to write as I can use my telekinetic powers to levitate my pen to write in my diary! π
I'm actually now starting to have second thoughts about being a unicorn!! π
The other major thing is that, I've found a town, but the town isn't what I thought it was gonna be.
The houses there look like they're from the 1500s, and for some reason they all have hearts on them! π
The weird thing is that, the town is populated by multicolored horses! Some of them had horns protruding from their heads, like me, while some had wings sprouting from their backs and were flying!
The even weirder thing is that, I even saw a blue colored winged horse wearing two bracelets and a supercute bow in its hair and it was listening to music through its (what?) headphones?
I was so busy looking around in awe that I didn't see where I was going!
I knocked into a multicolored horse and fell onto the floor. But when I looked at the horse, I saw that this horse was different from the others. It was purple and had both a horn and wings!
And what's weirder, is that the horse could talk! "Oops! Sorry. Didn't mean to bang into you." It said.
"It's alright." I said. (Wait, I'm a unicorn and I can talk?! π²)
"Are you a new pony here? You don't look familiar to me."
"Ummm, I somehow got teleported here and wandered into this place."
"Interesting. I'm Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?"
"Ummm, my name is Nikki Maxwell."
"Interesting name. Anyways, what are you looking for?" Twilight said.
"I'm looking for a place to stay for the night." I said.
"Well, in that case, you should head to that hotel over there. I heard the rooms there are pretty nice."
"Okay. Thanks... Twilight."
Okay, that conversation was, quite weird.
Not only could that winged unicorn talk, it also was polite and nice!
And the weirder thing is that, apparently these multicolored horses have a hotel?! How did they build it with no hands?!
Anyways, I better head to the hotel that.... er... Twilight pointed to and rest for the night.
Monday, 10:20am
It turns out that these multicoloured horses are actually quite nice!
After I woke up and went of of the hotel, I saw that same Twilight Sparkle with a pony that appears to be completely pink in color. π£ It also seemed to be over hyperactive and was bouncing around all the time. π²
As soon as it saw me, it galloped over to me and started screaming: "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!! ARE YOU A NEW PONY IN TOWN?? WELCOME!! ALSO, LOVE YOUR BRACELETS!!!" (Wait a second, I actually have bracelets on my front leg?)
Twilight smiled and said: "Pinkie Pie, this pony here is new in town. Her name is Nikki Maxwell." (Huh, Twilight's friend is named Pinkie Pie?)
I was like, "H-hi."
"HI, NIKKI MAXWELL!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!! MY NAME'S PINKIE PIE!!"
"T-thanks, I guess? Nice to meet you too, um, Pinkie Pie."
"GREAT! Soooooo, my friend here Twilight Sparkle has a HUMONGOUS TREEHOUSE CASTLE that she owns!! Do you wanna see it??"
Well, a treehouse castle sounds pretty interesting, so naturally I said: "Yes."
"GREAT! Twily, take her to your castle-thingy! Ooh ooh, and bring me along, too!"
We walked to the castle, but when I saw it for the first time, it was not what was I expecting.
I was like: "OH. MY. GAWD!"
End Of Chapter 1
Catch Chapter 2 for the reveal of what Nikki saw! (You probably already know what she saw already.)
Author's Note
Hey everypony!
This story is gonna be coming out in sections, each section revealing part of the story, so stay tuned! 
BONUS: Try and find a cameo of my OC I hid in the story! 
