Shining Armour's Rowdy Roulette

by Julian the Dreamer

Bug Problem

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Shining made his way into his bedroom, eager to lie down for the night and get some rest while Cadance was out attending some kind of royal function. He figured he'd wasted enough time on medical leave as it was, and since he was well enough to start breeding again, he was well enough to work. He threw his shirt into the wash pile as he walked into the bedroom, eyes glancing up at the bed before him to a sight that immediately sent him into action mode.

His horn flared up, conjuring a bright blue sword from the ether and squaring his stance, looking at the familiar creature sitting on his bed with hardened eyes.

"Don't... don't bother," she said in a dry, cracking tone. "I'm not threat to you, not anymore."

"What are you doing here, Chrysalis?" he demanded in a harsh tone, walking towards her with his guard still up.

"I came... I wanted to... I felt that..." she said, unable to find the words.

It was as Shining got closer to the former Changeling Queen, he began to notice something about her. Her chitin was cracked and scratched, the once jet black body had faded to an almost-grey colour. Same with the once vibrant, pulsating green she exuded. It was washed out, drained of the colour that used to embody her dark and evil presence. The way she sat, the way she spoke, gave away a weakness she never had before. Not only that, but the once-buxom queen, rivalling Cadance in terms of hips, breasts, thighs, and ass was now nothing more than a shrivelled, scrawny twig of a woman.

He pressed the sword under her chin, lifting it up to look at him at which point he noticed something: a necklace of some kind that appeared to be growing out of her neck, set with a cracked black gem, smeared with grime and dust, that looked very similar to the inhibitor collars he used when transporting magically-enabled prisoners... but it was fused to her throat.

"What happened to you?" he asked.

"After my brood rejected me... nothing went right," she said, as croaky and as crackling as an old woman. "They changed too much, the magic they released broke me. No matter what call I put out to them, no matter how hard I begged my drones to return, they ignored me. Not only that, I couldn't control people anymore. The birds in the sky and the fish in the sea refused to listen to me. I... I couldn't hunt. I couldn't even start another hive as no matter what creature I made attempt to breed me, I would never take."

"You're infertile?" Shining asked.

"As a rock, Shining," she said in a voice that sounded close to tears. "I lost everything... I've spent ten years roaming the wilderness, trying to find something to restore myself. That was until the hunters found me."

"The who?" he questioned.

"Their names aren't important. What they did matters more. They tracked me down, pinned me to the ground, and fused this... thing-" she pointed at the inhibitor necklace in her throat. "To me. I had learned how to feed without my control, I'd learned to track and hunt, to get the energy I needed. But this... this made it..."

"Your magic doesn't work anymore, does it?" Shining asked. "You can't even use your feeding powers anymore, can you?"

"I have been starving for the past seven years. Changelings get nothing from physical food, nor do we gain any sustenance from water. Our only way to sate our hunger is to feed on the pheromones produced during sex, there is no other food for us," she said, tearing up as she spoke. "Do you know what it's like to spend such a long time being so weak? Being so hungry that you can barely stand and yet being unable to die?"

"What?" Shining exclaimed in shock. "You're immortal?"

"All Changelings who are able to ascend to the Throne are unkillable, Shining. Not sword, nor poison, nor starvation can kill us. We are meant to rule our hives eternal, we are invulnerable to almost all forms of damage and heal too fast from those that can hurt us," Chrysalis explained. "I have tried to die, believe me I have tried, as every waking moment is nothing more than an eternity of agony from which I cannot escape."

Shining lowered his sword from her neck, allowing the former queen to hide her face once again and bury it in her hands. He kept on guard, waiting to see if this was another trick from the shapeshifter, but something about the way she spoke made him believe her. Chrysalis had never been a very good actor, always relying on her hypnotic magic to fool those around her, so for her to sound this genuinely broken and upset was something beyond her ability to fake.

He moved towards her, sitting down on the bed next to her and looking her over. She'd lost all of her weight, her body was nothing more than a skeleton with chitin plates on it. Her once burgeoning breasts were gone entirely, two holes in her chitin where they were meant to be being all that remained of them. She was ashy, cold, and quiet, something the queen had never been when he'd shared a bed with her so long ago.

"Why are you here?" Shining asked her in a calm voice.

"The Alicorn are the greatest magical powers on this plane of existence. I figured your family would no some way to release me from this pain..." she said.

"Chrysalis, you're a wanted criminal. Even if we could get the collar off you, you'd spend your life starving in a prison cell," he explained. "Is that any better?"

"Armour, I do not come here with a request for you to remove the collar," she said, looking at him with a sombre expression. "I come here with a request for you to kill me. Even if I ever were to free myself of this collar, even if I could feed the way I used to... I have nothing to go back to. My race has exiled me, they have robbed me of my hypnotic magics, and I shall never be able to start a new hive due to my infertility. My sole purpose for existing has been robbed from me, and I no longer wish to live in this mockery of a life."

"Chrysalis..." he said in a warm tone.

"So please, clap me in irons, take me to Celestia, and allow her to find someway to end my misery once and for all," she whimpered, tearing up once again.

Shining had no idea how to respond. As skilled as he was with magic, he knew of no way to remove the collar nor of a way to kill that which was said to be immortal. If this were any other normal criminal with a price on their head, he'd sever their neck and give the body a proper burial... but he couldn't save her from life that way."

"Seems like quite a waste when you've still got so much use, doesn't it?" came a familiar voice from the doorway to the bedroom.

The two of them looked up, seeing Cadance dressed in regal attire with her mane tied back in a high ponytail, her make-up done to an expert degree, and a cold look in her eyes as she stared at the literal home-wrecking-whore on her bed. Cadance stormed over to Chrysalis, grabbing hold of her by the throat with her eyes lighting up a bright pink.

"Cadance, wait-" Shining began, only for Cadance's glowing hand to sink into Chrysalis' neck, her eyes widening in fear as a strained choking noise jerked out of her nose. "Cadance!"

The pink Alicorn ignored her husband, merely ripping her hand out of Chrysalis' throat... only for it to do no damage to the chitin-clad creature. Shining and Chrysalis stared at her neck in confusion, Chrysalis' hands clapping to and examining her throat to find nothing resembling even a scratch on her. Her eyes then glanced over to Cadance's hand, seeing her clutching at a black collar with a disgusted look on her face. With a flaring of her horn, Cadance destroyed the collar, throwing the smoking shards to the floor and then turning back to Chrysalis.

"You're... you're helping me?" she croaked, confusion in her eyes.

Cadance responded by booting Chrysalis in the face as hard as she physically could, sending her rocketing backwards onto the bed and into the wall, nearly knocking a hole clean through it. Shining attempted to get to his feet, ready to protest at his wife's treatment of a defeated enemy before she placed a hand to his chest, her eyes full of fire and anger that made him come to a halt.

"You will listen to me and you will not speak a word, understood?" she snarled.

He nodded.

"You have no idea what this monster did to me while I was her prisoner. Since that day, I have never felt torment like the lashings, cuttings, and gangrapes she forced me to go through while I was locked away," Cadance said, looking at Chrysalis cowering in fear on the bed as she glared at her with pure disgust. "Not only that, but this little bug-whore tried to steal the love of my life away from me, keep me locked in a dungeon as her fucking breeding bitch, and put the lives of thousands of people in danger because of her selfish desire to use my husband as a love factory to keep her nice and well fed!"

Shining had never heard his wife speak with such unfiltered, visceral anger before in his life. The walls themselves were shaking as Cadance barely kept control of her power, a monstrous pink aura glowing around her that produced an almost deafening screaming noise as it whipped up a wind so vicious in the bedroom that it almost blew a desk of draws over.

"So you'll forgive me, dear husband, if the only thing I do to release ten years of pent up anger against this pathetic waste of life is give her a love tap to her fucking jaw!" Cadance hollered, lightning crashing outside the castle as the unbridled rage of the Alicorn princess started affecting the weather of the world around them, Cadance then turning back to Chrysalis. "I have spent many a night over this last decade thinking about all the horrible things I'd do to you if I ever got my hands on you again. The torture ideas I have in my head would make even the most sadistic, depraved, and monstrous creatures in this world feel disturbed..."

Chrysalis was shivering in horror, hands over her head and curled up on the bed as Cadance continued to scream at her.

"And now that you're here in front of me, once again trying to make nice with my husband-" she snarled, using her magic to grab Chrysalis by the throat and drag her back over to her, placing her face mere centimetres from hers as she glared hatefully at the decrepit Changeling. "I have never felt anything close to the level of anger I have felt inside me right now... it's just a shame that you had to let that little tidbit of you being immortal slip out. Because now I'm aware that all of my sick little plans are worthless."

"W-What are you going to do to me?" Chrysalis whimpered.

"I'm going to do the same thing you did to me, Chryssy," Cadance spat, Chrysalis flinching at the nickname and all the vitriol that came with it. "You're going to be my slave. I'm going to tie you to a fucking post in the town square and let every mare, stallion, and whatever else makes it's way into Canterlot fuck you however they want for six weeks straight, just like you did to me."

Chrysalis gulped in fear.

"And then once we're done with that, I'm going to follow along with the plans you had for me. You'll be my personal little lap dog until the end of time itself," she snarled. "You're going to be my relief toy. I'm going to test all of Twilight's miracle cures on your body and hope they go wrong, and I'm gonna use your tight little pussy as a factory to squeeze out as many types of pony I need to fill work quotas around the kingdom. But first..."

Cadance turned to her husband, eyes still lit with fire as she pointed a finger at the rest of his clothing, using her magic to remove them and begin stroking Shining's cock.

"Cadance, what are you-" he began.

"-it's what she's asking for, right?" Cadance cut him off. "A nice, big meal? Well if there's any other stallion in Equestria who can give her a bigger serving of food than you can, be sure to give me his address. But since they're not here right now..."

"You're going to feed me?" Chrysalis asked.

"Of course I am, sweetie," Cadance purred, gently setting Chrysalis down on the bed and stroking her faded-green mane. "You need a big meal to fatten you up. Because there's not a stallion alive right now that would want to stick his cock into your dusty old pussy. Well, except for big Shining Armour over here."

Cadance ran her hand between Chrysalis' legs, stabbing her fingers into the Changeling's cunt, feeling the dry, rough interior of the former-royal bug.

"Well, seems like you're gonna need a little bit of lubricant first," Cadance said, spitting violently on Chrysalis dry pussy and slapping her clit with a powerful overhand, causing Chrysalis to cry out in pain. "Go on, Shiny. Rut the bitch."

"If it'll help you calm down a little," Shining said, spreading Chrysalis' legs good and wide and aiming his cock at her dry, definitely-scratchy cunt.

"Just put the tip in. The rest'll work from there," he was unsure about what she meant, but did as asked.

He pushed forwards, gritting his teeth in a pained expression as penetrating Chrysalis at this point felt like sticking his dick between a rock crevice: dry, too hard, and agonising. But once the tip was in, he was done, exhaling in pain before Cadance patted him on the back.

"See?" she smiled. "Nothing to worry about."

"Alright then... so what happens ne-" he began.

Cadance poked him in the side of the head, casting some kind of spell on him that made him cum instantly and harder than he ever had before in his life. He needed to grip on Chrysalis' body to prevent being blasted out of her from the force of his orgasm, jetting easily more cum than ever before into Chrysalis.

Cadance watched with a grin as the chitin-clad whore's eyes lit up a bright green, gasping in shock as her body went to work. Shining continued to pump cum into her as his wife leaned against his shoulder, smiling widely as she watched Chrysalis twitch and spasm. A confused look spread onto Shining's face as, despite how much of the torrent he pumped into her, her stomach never got any bigger.

"What's happening?" he asked. "Why isn't she swelling?"

"Because she's eating it," she shrugged. "I know you never studied them after we beat them, but boy, did I. Basically, the sex pheromones are what they ingest to keep their magical energies high, some kind of conversion method, very drawn out and complicated. But cum?"

Cadance pressed a hand to Chrysalis' legs, prodding the chitin and getting Shining to look at it, his eyes widening as he noticed that it was darkening back to its previously colour.

"Cum's their fucking power protein. Male or female, they fuck anything with a cock and get it pumped through their entire system. They use it for chitin repairs, organ repairs, energy replenishment, fang cleaning, wing maintenance," she listed off, counting it on her fingers. "The more they get stuffed with, the more work they can do to their bodies with it. The reason why Chryssy isn't going up like a balloon right now is because her body's absorbing every little drop of your perfect spunk and making it do something."

"How much... how much does she need?" Shining asked, still a little weirded out by the fact he was still jetting like a geyser with no signs of stopping.

"A healthy queen needs about a bath tub's worth a month to keep her chitin shiny and her teeth clean, if I remember the lessons properly," she shrugged. "But this thirsty cunt hasn't had a drop to 'drink' in seven years. So I imagine we're going to be here for a while until she's all fixed up."

"Can I even cum that much?" he asked.

"You can so long as I'm here," Cadance said, pecking him on the cheek before turning back to Chrysalis with an evil glint in her eyes. "She'll start putting some of it to use on her body mass when she's repaired everything. I think it's gonna be pretty hot when it happens."

"Is it gonna hurt her?" he asked.

"Probably not," Cadance said with an uncaring tone. "Her chitin's closed up again around her body, gotten used to her being a scrawny bitch, so it'll probably crack and break a little to make room. No pain though, as the Chitin's already dead nerve-wise. It'll just be hot to see it explode off her when her tits grow back in. Keep it cumming, baby. This is getting good."

The stallion did as instructed, keeping Chryssy's cunt corked and pumped full of more and more of his spunk, soon watching it bubble down to other parts of her body once her former colour had been restored. His started literally drooling as he watched it surge to her thighs, causing to inflate and change, growing larger and larger with each passing second. Her legs shifted awkwardly, as if plagued by an itch as they grew more and more, returning to their former glory as any lucky stallion's earmuffs.

The chitin cracked, just as Cadance said it would, sending chunks of black armour flying across the room, Chrysalis' long, wet tongue hanging a foot out of her mouth and drooling onto the bed as her thighs reached perfection, tapering and curving in the most beautiful of ways right until they reached her thin, slender waist.

Her tits were next on the chopping block, the small holes in her chitin being nowhere near big enough for the gargantuan bosom the black and green slut had possessed in her prime, and the audible cracking sound was proof of that from the get go. The married couple watched intently, Cadance fingering her cunt while Shining came ever-stronger, Chrysalis' chitin-enclosed chest arching upwards, trembling as her rapidly-growing breasts were pushing harder and harder against the armour, aching to be free.

And free they soon became, the cracks in the chitin soon being too large to stop, firing more and more shrapnel all over the room as her enormous, green-nippled jugs sprang free from their prison, now returned to their once-glorious state. Cadance wasted no time getting one into her mouth, milking the aphrodisiac the Changeling lactated and allowing it to course through her system.

Chrysalis' voice returned to the grandiose exclamations it had been before, her glowing eyes full of the same evil might they'd been dripping all those years ago. An evil laugh echoed from her throat, soon reaching a crescendo of power before Cadance poked her on the forehead, a wave of pink energy coursing through her that went unnoticed by the Changeling.

"Chrysalis," Cadance said, pulling her mouth of the Queen's nipple with an audible 'popping' sound. "Shut the fuck up."

And she did. Her voice cut out instantly, seemingly not by her own desire judging from the confused look she had on her face, pressing a hand to her throat and blinking blankly.

Cadance then pointed a finger at Shining, blasting him with magic again that made his orgasm cease, coming to a halt and allowing him to pull out of Chrysalis tight, wet, and puffy pussy and marvelling at the fact she had not a drop to spill.

"What... what did you do to her?" Shining asked, scratching his head in a confused manner.

"She's under mind control," Cadance shrugged, sitting in Chrysalis' chest and rubbing her clit with a perky green nipple. "Different from the one she had you under, but still just as fun. Wanna see?"

"Uh, okay?" he said, wondering where this was going.

"Chrysalis, bark!" Cadance said in a commanding tone.

The changeling queen yapped like a prize poodle.

"Chrysalis, hiccup!" Cadance ordered.

She did as commanded, hiccuping violently enough to nearly knock Cadance off her tit-grinding perch.

"Chrysalis, cum!"

The green queen exclaimed in orgasmic bliss, her pussy clamping down visibly from where Shining was standing as her entire body shuddered from head to toe, cumming harder than she had in years.

"Stick your cock in her. Shiny, and let her milk you with it," Cadance grinned, stroking Chrysalis' horn like she would a cock.

Shining obliged, stuffing his dick back into her cunt and hearing the queen moan once again, head lashing backwards from how sensitive her pussy was post-orgasm. Cadance moved herself briefly, sitting down on Chrysalis' face and pinning her to the bed.

"Chrysalis, eat my ass!" she ordered, with the red blush, roll of her eyes, and bite of her bottom lip telling Shining that her newest loyal pet was doing as told. "You wanna breed this bitch?"

"Do you think we should?" he asked his wife as he gently fucked Chryssy again, hands gripping her slender waist while her thighs and titties bounced from the impact.

"It's the plan. I'm gonna turn her into a communal breeding bitch that anybody willing to pay for gets to use," Cadance nodded. "I think it'll help couples who can't conceive naturally find happiness when they can have a baby from her."

"Won't that be really slow as a process, though?" he asked. "One baby a year isn't exactly a miracle cure."

"Gods, you really should have done your homework on Changelings, baby," Cadance giggled. "A Changeling Queen has no limits on how many children she can conceive. She's always fertile, and anything that sticks it in her and nuts gives her another baby. On top of that, Changelings use their shapeshifting magic to take any DNA from sperm and basically transform it into offspring based off the sperm they got. They can crank out a baby in less than fifteen minutes."

"Is it a full sized one?" he asked. "Because Changelings aren't mammals and come from eggs. So can their wombs produce mammal babies?"

"Yup, they appear full size and perfectly healthy, ready to be bundled up and given to their new mommy and daddy," Cadance explained. "I ended up masturbating to one of the anatomy books for Changelings during my studies, because they can get super big bellies when a hive rut happens, and they end up being so pregnant that they can't move for a few days until they give birth to all the new Changelings."

"That why you were so desperate to have my dad breed you?" Shining asked. "Wanna be big and swollen with foals?"

"Yeah..." Cadance said with a giggle. "I'm thinking of visiting Big Mac soon and asking him to give me a third one. You wanna tag along and see if he'll share Applejack with you?"

"Sounds like a plan," Shining nodded, looking down at Chrysalis with a dark grin and a boiling in his loins. "Wanna welcome a new branch of the family tree to the Sparkle family?"

"I'd love to... but I can't bring myself to have one with her," Cadance said with a sigh, knowing she was lying to herself about wanting Shining to breed Chrysalis. "At least... not until I've given birth to our baby first. Then you can sire as many from her as you want."

"If... if you want," Shining said, pulling out of her cunt and stuffing it into her asshole, getting a surprised yelp from Chrysalis, or as best a noise as she could make from being buried under Cadance's mountain of ass.

Shining could feel sweat drenching his body now, the burning sun of the outside causing the heat to creep into their bedroom. He found himself in a similar situation to what he'd been in before, only without the mind control and the love of his life sat on Chrysalis' face. He'd love to breed the bitch, stuff her cunt full of cum, and have her squeeze out a child for him, but if Cadance wasn't comfortable with it, then it was a no go on that plan.

He didn't mind, though. He could bide his time and wait to knock the Changeling whore up, maybe he could tag along with Cadance and watch Chrysalis be used as a public relief toy. He'd participated in a few squad-on-one-lucky-mare gangbangs in his past, one of which had his beautiful wife as the object of desire, so it wasn't like he felt uncomfortable around a bunch of dudes with their dicks out. He'd just have to make sure he came in her asshole.

And speaking of cumming in her asshole, the potent stallion found himself at his limit once again and was unable to hold on any longer, blowing a fat, hot load right into Chryssy's tight hole and feeling the holy glow of orgasm in his loins as he pumped her stomach good and full of cum, the white cream surging through her organs and hitting the belly like a shot, ballooning her out with the gift she wanted from every stallion until she looked fit to birth twins, pulling out and letting Chryssy deflate in a nonchalant manner.

"Good girl," Cadance said, getting off her 'throne', and watching Chrysalis pant. "So who's gonna be a good little dog and come help me make more lovely Equestrians?"

"Me?" Chrysalis asked in a hopeful tone with a wide smile on her face.

"You're such a clever little girl!" Cadance said, kissing her on the cheek and helping her up. "Now, do you want me to go over maintaining proper posture when you've got a minimum of three dicks in all your holes, or are you already read up on that?"

Gods above, Shining's life was weird.

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