Soarin' Windsong is a party pony (not to be confused with Certified Party PoniesTM). After a well-earned holiday with the other Wonderbolts, Soarin' finds himself on the ground staring down a duck. Fortunately nopony is looking on at the silly sight.

I don't know what it's like to be drunk, so there are probably some errors, but oh well. This is just a fun thing I wanted to do for my good friend Vivid Syntax's birthday, featuring his favorite pony and his favorite animal. Tagged "Teen" for drunkenness and minor profanity.