Rainbow Dash Party

by AlexTheBrony

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Dark, Comedy
Length: 3669

Rainbow Dash Is Happy With Her Friends Until There Avoid Her For A Reason

Rainbow dash helps make the party for twilight. She also gets a little annoyed when the next night she hears pinkie pie and fluttershy outside. Going to go check on them and blowing her cover she finds herself in rough, sad, scary and even random moments.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-28 15:14:02 UTC

Two Farewells For Five Hellos

Chapter 3-Two Farewells For 5 Hellos

“When will ya be back” said applejack.

“In a month “ said granny smith.

“Well do ya have to leave” applejack Stated.

“Eeyup” said big mac.

“ok then see ya” said applejack waving goodbye to granny smith and big mac.

“hey applejack” said dash appearing straight in her vision.

“WHAA” Applejack said in horror as she flew back and fell on the ground.

“Ha Ha” Rainbow dash laughed “You should have seen the look on your face”.

“Oh ha ha come to do some pranking” Said applejack annoyed.

“He He” pinkie snorted “no silly its twilights birthday”.

“Oh ya” said applejack “Well shall we set up”.

“Ha Ha my sides hurt” Said rainbow dash.

“Im gonna make some food” said applejack

“ill get some music and decorations” said pinkie.

“which leaves dash to get the cloth from rarity” said applejack smiling.

“Wait what” said dash hearing this.

“Yep its decided” said applejack getting her revenge.

“Horse apples” Said rainbow.

Dash flew away to The Carousel Boutique and applejack went home to make some sandwiches.

“Well ill go get my record player” said pinkie as she bounced away with a hop skip and a jump.

At the boutique dash was asking rarity for a cloth.

“Well i have this old one here” Said rarity “will that do”.

“Sure” said dash thinking maybe she got the good job.

“AAHHHH” Rarity screamed.

Maybe not, “whats wrong rarity” dash said.

“There is a stain on the cloth” said rarity snatching the cloth of dash.

“This simply will not do” Rarity annouced “Rainbow could you wait a minute”.

“Fine” said rainbow, “maybe you could try some of my new designs and tell me what you think” she was interrupted “rarity the cloth”.

Meanwhile at sugarcube corner “Maybe this one could do” said pinkie testing every record she could find.

“This ones ok” she said as she heard a sweet relaxing tune.

“this one is a bit LOUD” she screamed as she heard the noise of a pony rock band.

“Hmm ahh this is my jam” she said as she played her anthem.

When The Birds Come Start Praying

Chapter 4-When The Birds Come Starts Praying

“Twilight stop trying to take the blind fold off” said dash carrying twilight feets up in the air.

“Sorry dash im so excited” said twilight.

“Ya but your not gonna be excited if you fall 100 feet” said dash.

“ Your right there” said twilight leaving the blind fold alone.

“Well were here” said dash, suddenly twilight jumps out off dash hoofs pushing her into some thorn buses.

“Ahhh” said dash as she felt thorns scrap her skin.

“Happy birthday” said applejack, rarity, pinkie pie.

“Wow this is amazing girls” twilight said.

“Your welcome” said a scraped pony flying behind her.

“Sorry dash” said twilight

“i said your welcome not say sorry” she laughed.

They sat down and pinkie turned on her record player.

“Wait where is..” suddenly there was a flock of birds flying up in the sky spelling happy birthday.

“D-did you like it” Said a voice behind them.

“Fluttershy” the ponies screamed.

“Ahh” she screamed horrorfied “Whats wrong”.

“”Oh didn`t mean to scare you” Twilight expalined “That was amazing.

“Oh well” said fluttershy proud of herself.

“So that is why you you wouldn`t show up” Dash said.

“Anyway lets eat” said applejack.

“Yeah i bet this grub is a nice as this birthday” said dash.

“Oh my this trully is the best party ive ever been to” said rarity.

“And there is only one pony to thank” Said twilight.

“Pinkie pie” said dash.

“That's right” said twilight.

“oh I'm glad you liked it” said pinkie “but really i can`t take all the credit” she pointed to rainbow dash.

“Thanks rainbow dash and Pinkie pie” the rest said.

“my pleasure ouch” said dash.

“Well guess this partys over” Said twilight as she looked at the moon.

“me and dash will clean up the rest of you can go get some sleep” said pinkie “right dash”.

The Frosting Is Never Done

Chapter 7-The Frosting Is Never Done

Rainbow dash awoke tied to a iron table.

“This is just a nightmare” said dash “like the ones i usually have”.

“Oh No this is real or you would not feel this” Said diane pie.

Suddenly diane pie stabbed a scalpel into dashes left hoof.

“Ahhh” Said rainbow dash.

“Shut up” said diane pie “Lets start then”.

“Fine i can`t live anymore” dash explained “Losing a friend like applejack is like losing your heart”.

“Cool Lets make this as painful as possible” Diane pie said.

“What” dash said “Why can`t you just kill me”.

“Because it would not be fun” said diane pie.

Diane pie walks to a wooden table near and a banner saying “L I F E S   A   P A R T Y

Pinkie reaches into the bag on the table pulling out a blunt yet sharp tool.

“Hey dashie why do they call it a hack sa...” Suddenly the door flew open and applejack galloped in.

“What the” said diane pie surprised.

“Rainbow Dash” said applejack.

“Applejack im sorry for beating you up” dash said sadly “i was very stressed and really it was all my fault”.

Pinkie grabbed Her butcher knife and was about to attack applejack.

Applejack was talking to rainbow saying “its ok i just glad i got here as fast as i could”.

Suddenly diane pie Slashed the back of applejack.

“Yeaaaaaaa” said applejack in pain.

Applejack bucked diane in the jaw making diane fly back to the wall.

Rainbow dash struggled to break free but to no surprise she could not.

Diane got up and through the scalpel at applejack.

Applejack ducked missing the scalpel as it flew into the wall.

Diane was gained strength from the blow to the jaw.

Applejack grabbed the scalpel from the wall and through it too diane.

Diane was gonna grab it in her mouth but instead it went down her throat luckily missing all the skin and veins inside.

Applejack ran to the iron table and undid the vices on rainbow.

Rainbow hugged applejack and said “can you forgive me”.

Applejack smiled and said “i think you learned your lesson.

Rainbow dash and Applejack giggled a bit.

“Hey what about me” said diane pie who was staying still making sure the deadly sharp scalpel was still as well.

“Well i guess your full of it ain`t you diane” said applejack.

“Shut up and get help” said diane.

“Well diane” said applejack walking to her “This is for everypony you killed”.

Dash and Diane were confused.

Then applejack pushed diane pie on the ground.

“Ahh” said diane pie as she coughed blood “ the scalpel that was inside her started cutting the skin wall of her stomach to pieces and suddenly Applejack And Rainbow Dash saw a sharp object come out from dianes stomach.

Diane saw it too and was shocked then faded away.

“Lets get out of here” rainbow pleaded to applejack.

My Heart Stops When Yours Starts

Chapter 8-My Heart Stops When Yours Starts

The next day rainbow awoke this time on a pull out sofa bed.

She yawned noticing the trees outside and bandage on her left hoof.

She got out of bed and went to the door of the room opening it.

“SURPRISE” Said the ponies behind the door.

“AHHH” Screamed dash as she fell on the floor.

“Wow” said rarity “We did scare her you were right pinkie”.

“Yeppidoodle” said pinkie pie.

“Whats Going On” said dash on the ground.

“Umm” said twilight “don`t you know”.

“Know what” said dash getting up.

“ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY” pinkie screamed making dash fly to the floor again.

“Ok pinkie thats enough” said applejack “were trying to make her happy not give her a heart attack”.

“So is that why you were all avoiding me” Said dash.

“Yes” fluttershy said “sorry but we wanted it to be a surprise”.

Rainbow dash was embarrassed.

“Well what are we waiting for then lets party” said pinkie as she signaled fluttershy to pick up dash and fly to the barn.

Somehow Pinkie was already there.

“There is a new song i found and think you might like” said pinkie.

“Play it then” said rainbow dash “Lets hear it”.

She Plays It  (Daft Punk- Harder Better Faster Stronger)

Rainbow Dash after eating, dancing, singing and partying HARD is warn out.

Rainbow dash goes into the guest room again and lays down.

Applejack follows and kneels down to her saying “Hey rainbow dash Happy birthday”.

Rainbow dash says back “Bet it won`t be as good as yours”.

Bonus Chapter

Bonus Chapter-Can`t Be Ask To Make A Title For This

First Before You Read This The Game Rainbow Is Playing With Fluttershy Is The Game That Fluttershy And Twilight Bought Rainbow To Play Its Called SkyHigh

The Episode -Read It And Weep-

I Would Like To Thank Sargent Sprinkles For The Fanfic Cupcakes So I Could Make That Cupcakes Part

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy Were Playing Skyhigh fo the 4th time.

Rainbow won For the 4th time but fluttershy liked playing anyway.

“I'm bored now” Rainbow said.

“Same” fluttershy said “How about we go outside”.

“Ok” rainbow replied “but what are we gonna do”.

Suddenly pinkie pie walked in “hi guys”.

“Oh hiya pinkie” rainbow dash said.

“Oh dashie im not talking to you im talking to them” pinkie pointed to a picture on the wall.

“Uhh” dash study it “Are you talking to inanimate objects again”.

Pinkie looked at dash “No silly im talking to them” As she pointed to the painting.

“Right ok then pinkie” said rainbow dash.

Pinkie rain to the wall head first.

“pinkie what are you doing!” said dash.

Pinkie rain again cracking the wall a bit.

“Pinkie stop” said rainbow.

“umm rainbow what is happening” fluttershy asked.

“NO IDEA” Said dash.

pinkie rain again this time breaking it showing green lined cube wall.

“umm what the” said dash.

Suddenly they heard a noise of a siren and speaker saying “WARNING WARNING PONY 4651 SB NAME PINKIE PIE HAS BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL ALERT ALERT”.

This kept repeating and repeating and so on.

“Dashie and fluttershy you coming” said pinkie as a bright white light shines.

“umm ok” they said as they jumped in with pinkie.

Everything was green cubed lines all except the wall pinkie broke, it was red lined cubes.

“Stop” Said a pony with a gun and armour that was black white and blue.

“RUN” pinkie screamed.

Want a story on the bonus.

Well i might make one

But it gonna take a while

I will do it when i can.

-The End-

Water In A Cloud

Chapter 1-Water In A Cloud

Rainbow dash was in bed having a nice dream that was filling here head of nice thoughts.

Then awoke from a bright light shining into her amazing dream of being a wonderbolt.

She was thirsty and need water so bad.

She stretched her wings, wide and long, to the full extent as she lifted her weight up and looked around for some rain clouds to drink from. She saw a juicy and fluffy cloud just outside her window, it mocked rainbows thirst as it hoovered there in the sky. She could see the cloud was just inches away from her window, she went to suck on its lovely water clean water it stored inside itself.

She went to open the window and begin her mission for the quenching water, as she hopped off her bed she began hear a noise coming from her door, she ignored it and continued to grab the cloud, the noise came again and ran through dash`s ears, rainbow was about to grab for the cloud when she heard somepony scream out “Knock Knock”. She instantly fell to the fluffy yet irresistibly hard cloud floor, scaring away the cloud.

Rainbow got up “ Dang it who could of shouted that out” she walked to the door about to rage at the pony that disturbed her mission. She opens the door and sees no pony, “hmmf” she sighs “pranks”. Suddenly she sees a pink pony fly up through the cloud of her door step, “ hi-dash-are-you-awake” the pink pony said after each encounter and disappearance of dash`s face. “Pinkie pie what do you want” said the thirsty and tired Pegasus.

“Well you know twilights birthday tomorrow” Pinkie said.

“WAIT WHAT” Said the surprised cyan pegasus “Tomorrow, I haven`t got her a present”.

Pinkie looked at dash studying her movements after hearing pinkie announce twilights birthday.

“Anyway dash i was wondering if you could help me set up the party” Pinkie smiled.

“BUT PINKIE I HAVEN`T GOT TWILIGHT A GIFT” Said the nervous and stressed dashie.

“Sooooooo” Pinkie moaned, “You don`t need a present really but if you are desperate ill put your name on mine”.

“You would do that” Dash Said Happily.

“Sure what are b.p.f.f.e for” Said pinkie.

Dash was confused.

“Best Pony Friends For Ever” Pinkie Smiled And Said.

“Umm pinkie for and ever is one word” Dash Corrected.

“Ohh well lets go” Pinkie Said.

The Order From The Sender

Chapter 2-The Order From The Sender

Rainbow dash and Pinkie pie went to sugarcube corner to order the cake.

“Pinkie why don`t you make it if your so good at it” Dash said.

“Because if she did she would have eaten it” Mrs Cake intruded.

“Oh you can read me like a book, or a letter, or a note” Pinkie Went on.

“Pinkie” Dash said “Umm can you just order it”.

“No problem dashie, One cake for twilight” Said pinkie.

“How is she gonna know what you want” Said dash.

“Well i made a list and gave it to Mrs cake then said when i ask for twilights cake” Pinkie was interrupted.

“Make this cake” Said Mrs cake.

“Ok so when is the cake ready” Said dash.

“Lucky for you girls i made it when pinkie gave me the note” Said Mrs cake.

“Awesome” Said dash “How much”.

“Umm 10 Bits” Said Mrs cake.

Dash opened her saddlebag and started counting “1-2-3-4”.

“Is there a problem dashie” Pinkie Asked.

“Umm ya” Said dash embarrassed “i only have 4 bits”.

“Oh don`t worry dashie ill give you 6 bits” Said pinkie.

“Thanks pinkie” said dash.

“Now dash gives me the bits” said Mrs cake as dash handed the bits to her hoof.

“And i say cabbage” Said pinkie “Cabbage”.

“Pinkie you are so random” Dash said as they all laughed.

“EXCUSE ME” said a pony behind them “CAN YOU GO ALREADY YOUR HOLDING UP THE LINE” the pony said as a hoof was lifted to show a line of hungry ponys.

“Sorry” The two girls said as they walked away.

“He He that was fun” they both giggled as they walked.

“So pinkie where is this party gonna be” said dash.

“Its a picnic in apple-acres field” Said pinkie.

“oh that gonna be awesome” said dash as she suddenly spotted twilight seeing them both.

“Oh no what are we gonna do” said pinkie.

“pass me the cake” said dash as pinkie passed on the cargo of frosted, iced and sizzzled goodness.

“Ok” dash said as she flew up into the air with the cake and hitting a cloud, but still stable.

“Pinkie and da-- oh where did dash go” Said the worried unicorn.

“Oh dashie she went to work” Said pinkie.

“but ain`t it her day off” Twilight Explained.

“umm nope there was something really important” lied pinkie “the weather factory funnel got blocked by a huge cloud”.

“Oh my that not really good for the productions they do” Said twilight “anyway anything special about today”.

“You betcha its the day i read a recipe book” Lied pinkie (But she did read one properly).

“Annnd” Said twilight.

“That's it” pinkie said and LIED.

“Oh ok” Twilight was no fool she knew that she remembered because if she didn`t then her cutie mark may as well been hoof drawn.

“Well see ya pinkie” said twilight, “see ya twilght” said pinkie.

“Hmm i wonder if the funnel is blocked” said twilight walking away.

“Incoming” said a loud voice from the sky.

“pinkie catched dash as she fell and the cake fell perfectly safe.

“dash looked at the cake and said “well lucky you”.

“umm dash maybe you want to go back to training” said pinkie.

My Dreams Are Like My Nightmares

Chapter 5-My Dreams Are Like My Nightmares

Rainbow dash was having a dream about being a wonderbolt.

“thank you thank you” she said in her dream.

“Then there was rainbows” said a annoucer.

“And it was awesome” said dash.

Suddenly dash woke up to some whispering under her cloud.

she pulled the floor of the cloud open with her pegasus skills.

“Maybe ill check what that noise is” she said to herself as she peeked through.

“So is it a picnic again” said the shadowed pegasus pony.

“nope applejacks barn” said a earth pony also shadowed.

“Ok shall i set it up now” said the pegasus.

“Yes” said the earth pony.

“Just one question why are we doing this under rainbows cloud” said fluttershy.

“What do you want it to be in the everfree forest” Said the earth pony.

“Noo” said the pegasus pony.

Rainbow knew that was fluttershy.

“Okkie dokkie lokkie” said the earth pony.

Rainbow clearly knew that was Pinkie pie.

As fluttershy flew away she noticed rainbow looking “Ahhh” she said as she pointed alerting pinkie (And rainbow).

Rainbow flew down to catch pinkie since fluttershy flew away before rainbow even noticed.

“Bye then rainbow” said pinkie as she galloped away.

“Oh no you don`t” Said rainbow “come back here” she chased pinkie.

Rainbow dash sped after pinkie like a guided rocket, but not fully powered because of the tiredness.

Pinkie saw two stallions carrying a glass pane to put in a cart.

Rainbow dash noticed this too.

Pinkie jumped over the glass and rainbow smashed right through it.

Rainbow dash was hurt but still intact.

Pinkie suddenly turned on a bend as dash hit a brick wall instead of turning.

Rainbow fell unconscious.

She awoke in her bed Thinking this was all a dream.

Then she heard twilight and pinkie singing Mare on that deck.

She went outside and flew to them Finally normal.

“Gahhhh” Pinkie gasped as she galloped away.

Yep it was Was real.

“Wow i have never seen pinkie that surprised since i first saw her” twilight said.

“ya i know” said dash “hey twilight whats going on today”.

“What with pinkie and that” said twilight.

“Ya I'm weirded out” said dash.

“Well you see” Said twilight “its well umm..” Suddenly twilight transported away.

“Oh you wanna do this the hard way” dash said thinking twilight could hear her “lets do this the hard way”.

One Hoof Can Make A Change

Chapter 6-One Hoof Makes A Change

Rainbow Dash checked everywhere in ponyville for twilight knowing she couldn't`t teleport anywhere further.

She asked spike who said “Nope sorry i was asked to clean up the library then twilight left that's it”.

Rainbow dash thought to herself “Maybe there is a surprise party for me” she thought some more “but why maybe because im so awesome”.

Then applejack walked by and said “hey rainbow”.

And rainbow dash replied “hey applejack”.

Then they both immediately Reacted as rainbow dash jumped for applejack and applejack galloped away.

Rainbow got her pinned down.

“Now tell me why everypony is avoiding me and Being all quiet” demanded rainbow.

“I can`t” said applejack struggling to break free.

“Well if you won`t say, then you will pay” Said dash lifting a hoof.

Rainbow dash Hoofed applejack in the head.

“Talk” said rainbow dash.

“I Can`t” said applejack.

Instantly another hoof hit applejack.

“I have had it up to here” said rainbow lifting her hoof up in the air “now say”.

“Rainbow i know your angry and annoyed but just wait” said applejack.

“I want to know now” said rainbow as she hoofed applejack again.

This act keep going on and on as rainbow asked her to tell and applejack kept her mouth shut getting blows to the head.

Finally rainbow knew applejack was never gonna crack.

So rainbow got up and left.

“Why is nopony answering do they hate me” Said rainbow.

“Why So Gloom Rainbow Dear” said a voice “Fill your troubles into my ear”.

“Hi zacora” said rainbow “everypony is ignoring me.

“Oh this is a problem for you to moan” said zacora “sadly my answer is unknown”.

“Just go away zacora” said dash.

“Ok then ill leave you be” said zacora “but remember rainbow dear this problem can not be”.

zacora walked away.

Moments later rainbow shed some tears.

“What have i done” said rainbow to herself “i beat up applejack which has probably ruined my friendship with her...”.

“FOREVER” said a voice finishing her sentence also alerting her of who was behind her.

“Pinkie pie” said rainbow “i thought you were avoiding me”.

“What Pinkie pie” said the pony “I'm pinkamena diane pie” said pdp ←-(ISWYDT) ←-(I See What You Did There).

“Oh no” Said dash scared and horrified.

“Oh yes” Said Diane Pie Happy And Ready for some fun.

“Now Are you gonna come quietly or am i going to have to force you” Said Diane pie.

“Uhhh” Said dash as she suddenly flew like a bullet away from diane pie.

“You can`t run from me dashie” Said diane pie.

“I wish i could” said Dash as she saw diane pie with a wooden plank on a rooftop about to hit dash (did i say about to i mean hitting dash).

“Ahhh” screamed dash as she fell to the floor.

Rainbow saw two pink legs in front of her.

Then she moved her head up and before passing away she saw Diane`s Face Smiling.