//-------------------------------------------------------// Yay For A Day -by RWBYDragon- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Yay For A Day //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note This story is in no way a reflection of the original or the original creatour's vision. All events in this story are non-canon and take place in another universe. All rights belong to their respective owners. My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro All characters in this story are of legal age and all actions taken within the story are legal in nature. If you want to learn more about this story, me, or give ideas for writing, follow me @RWBYDragon on Twitter. Yay For A Day Fluttershy flew down the semi-crowded streets of Ponyville with a to-do list grasped firmly in her hand. As she ran, her mind was filled with all the possibilities of what could go wrong the next day. All those thoughts, however, were immediately shot down by one of the few things Fluttershy found that could end all her worries: Twilight's love. Fluttershy was on a mission to make tomorrow enjoyable for Twilight, and her own doubts were not going to stop her. Twilight had been called on by her duties to go to various cities and towns across Equestria in order to do... whatever princesses are supposed to do, Fluttershy guessed. Twilight tried explaining why she was leaving, but every single piece of information manage to enter Shy's left ear, and promptly peace it out her right... Whatever the reason Twilight was gone didn't matter. What mattered was that today she came back, and more important than that, tomorrow she had the day off. The rest of the gang had somehow managed to find themselves too busy to spend a day with Twilight, and Shy was faced with a minour internal struggle. She debated whether she was happy about the others' absence or not, and in the end, she decided she didn't care. She got the day with her love, and that's what she was focused on. Shy was headed to a new shop in town that offered a selection of souvenirs. It seemed weird to get Twi a souvenir from her own home town, but Shy decided Twi could keep it to remind herself about home, and the adoring lover that was waiting patiently for Twi's return. As Shy bobbed and weaved between the people in the street, she glanced at her 9x11 sheet of paper in her hand. She had gotten meal plans sorted; she passed off her animal keeping duties to Discord, who was entirely supportive of the chaotic experience called romance; and had cleaned her house for Twi's arrival. Seeing as how the three item list was no longer necessary, she tossed it in the trash and continued her way to the gift shop. The store was small, rustic, and honestly quite plain. Ther was nothing, barring a lone sign post, to distinguish it apart from any of the neighbouring buildings. Shy stepped into the store and was immediately greeted by the three employees simultaneously saying, "Welcome! Please take a good look around!" before silently returning to their individual directives. Shy shyly stumbled toward the counter and was greeted with a smiling red haired man with red eyes. "Hiya! What can I do for you? Looking for anything in particular?" "Um... Yes. I'm looking for... um... a souvenir. Maybe not a souvenir... Just a... I would like..." Shy's bashful stammering was interrupted by the red haired cashier. "A souvenir? Ah! Someone important to you coming to town?" he inquired. Shy nodded slowly, but gave a sigh of relief and a small smile to thank the man. "Hm... Let's see... You could look at some of the hats we have." Shy shook her head. "The scarves?" More shaking. "Snow globes?" More shaking. "Walking Cane?" No. "Bobblehead?" No. Harmonica?" No. "Hm..." The cashier pondered with his fingers on his chin. "What kind of person are you shopping for? Is this for anything in particular?" Shy perked up before perking down again. Uh... Y-yeah. It's for my... my girlfriend. I really want tomorrow to be... to be memorable." "Hm? Can you speak up please." he responded while leaning in with curiousity. "I said I wanted tomorrow to be memorable." "Ah... To be memorable...? Hm... You looking for... 'special' products?" the cashier asked. "I can look around back for something you two could... um..." Shy was surprised he asked such a blatantly obscene question, but she was also curious as to what 'special' products they had. What could a shop like this have that wasn't plain and ordinary. She had already cut her losses on finding an appropriate souvenir, seeing as this was the fourth shop she had visited, and was disappointed in her inability to find anything. The cashier noticed her unhidden feelings and proposed to her, "If you can't find anything, then why don't you make something?" Shy perked up omce again, filled by curiousity and confusion. "Like you said, instead of giving her something to remember you by, why don't you make tomorrow memorable? Try something new. Nudge nudge wink wink." Shy thought it over in her head. She wondered if Twi would even care about a nick-knack. Shy eventually concluded that, either way, Twi would only really care about the thought put into the gift. Now emboldened, Shy worked up her courage and nodded to the cashier. She took a deep breath, puffed out her chest, stood taller and prouder, and gave her final answer. "O-okay..." The cashier went through a door behind the counter and didn't come back out for several minutes. When he did, all he had was a 9x11 sheet of paper. "Sorry, it's still a little cluttered back there. Here." he said as he handed Shy the paper. Before Shy could open the folded paper, the cashier put his hand of it and gave her a warning. "This is a spell. A special spell. Don't be shaken or disappointed about your girlfriend turning your offer down. On this paper is the warnings, how to cast it, and how to reverse it." The cashier took his hand off the paper and took out another 9x11 sheet of paper. "Now, we have a love it or your money back policy. Just sign here on the dotted line." Shy did as she was told, and then smiled warmly to the cashier. "What's your name?" "Ah. Speaking at volume now, eh? The name's Roze. These other two are Gabe and Electro. I hope you come around again!" As he waved her goodbye, Roze rested his arms on the counter and gave a sigh of contentment as he watched his customer leave. "Hey Gabe?" "Yeah?" replied another employee who was working on organising products behind the counter. "You ever think about working at a sex shop?" Gabe recoiled slightly. "Uh... Why?" "Because, you see what we just did? We made someone happy." Roze answered while looking wistfully out the front window. "I bet that in another universe, that's my job. I bet he AUme must be so happy." Meanwhile, in another universe... Roze sat at the table of his beach resort hotel room with his computer and the now answered survey. the top 9x11 page had three questions in large letters and obnoxious hearts all over it. How would you say this experience affected your relationship? I'd certainly say we are closer now! If you had to guess, without measuring, how wide is your partner's cock/clitoris? What!? How are you supposed to know just from looking? 0.7cm Would you compare your experience as akin to a pillow being slipped into a pillow case, or more akin to a marshmallow being violated by a chocolate bar? (Surprisingly, the last question was left unanswered...) Roze had just finished emailing the results to his tyrant overlord of a boss before he closed his laptop, pushed it away, slammed his head on the desk, and began sobbing... Gabe gave a small smile, understanding that Roze's only wish in life is to make others happy. "I bet he is." Roze turned to Electro, who was stacking things onto the shelves, and then to Gabe, and shared his thoughts with them. "You know what I learned today? I learned that Sex Is Magic." //-------------------------------------------------------// Yay For A Day (The Fuckening) //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note This story is in no way a reflection of the original or the original creatour's vision. All events in this story are non-canon and take place in another universe. All rights belong to their respective owners. My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro All characters in this story are of legal age and all actions taken within the story are legal in nature. If you want to learn more about this story, me, or give ideas for writing, follow me @RWBYDragon on Twitter. Yay For A Day (The Fuckening) Shy was overjoyed to have her Twilight back. In fact, she was so overjoyed that Twi couldn't tear her lover off of her arm if she tried, not that she wanted to anyway. Twi was possibly more overjoyed than Shy was. She finally got a day off from her duties and got a day with Shy all to herself! Twi loved her dear Shy so much, and wouldn't have wished her lover to relinquish her hold for the world, and in turn, she adored her darling in return. Leaving Shy without a kiss to so much as her cheek for longer than five minutes was an unforgivable sin. The doting couple was even kicked out of the restaurant where they were eating dinner. There was definitely no returning to that establishment. Shunning love was inconceivable! Even if they did look like they were about to go at it at any moment. It didn't matter. The two just went to Shy's house earlier than planned, but not later than expected... They both sat on Shy's couch and watched a movie Twi had selected to watch before turning in for the night. Twi had selected a documentary on the history of Griffonstone, which Shy knew was going to be entirely boring. She didn't care, though. She knew Twi was going to enjoy it, and she got to sleep comfortably in Twi's embrace. Using Twi's breast as a pillow and warmth as a blanket, Shy slept smiling into her bed of love: the bed that was for her use and her's alone. Once the documentary had ended, Twi looked down at Slumbershy. She saw the tiny and adorably pleased smile that Shy had while she slept away, and gave a loving smile herself. Twi decided to take in the sight before waking her lover up, knowing that she wouldn't be able to see anything like this for months after today. When Twi was finally ready to wake Shy, she brushed a lock of hair from Shy's face before planting a kiss on Shy's forehead. "Hey... The movie's over." Shy groggily lifted her head slightly before laying it back down on Twi's breast again, just so she could look at her love from that angle. Twi gave a sweet smile as she looked down on the freshly awakened princess. Twi could've died and been happy at that moment. She was screaming inside! Twi scooped up Shy into an embrace and Shy rose up so they could lock lips. They stayed like that for what seemed like a blissful eternity before Twi separated. "Shall we go your room? I'm eager to see that surprise of yours." Shy gave a small nod that Twi only noticed because Shy's had her head pressed on her lovers shoulder. Twi sat on Shy's bed while Shy left to get the present, smiling as she usually did. Shy slipped into her closet where she left the spell she had purchased yesterday. Shy took a deep breath and steeled her courage as she opened a drawer and fished out the 9x11 sheet of paper. She was about to leave the dark closet when her anxiety took hold once again. She could feel her heart beating faster and faster as she thought of all the ways Twi could say no. Shy cracked the door open silently and looked at her love idly waiting while she swung her legs cheerfully. "There's nothing wrong with no. Shy whispered to herself before finally pushing her way out the door. Shy handed Twi the sheet quickly and abruptly as she turned away, moving her hand up to her mouth with concerned trepidation. Twi held the sheet up to see what was written on it, and she was surprised to see that it outlined a very... vulgar spell. It was a magickal enchantment that allowed the caster to conjure a fully functioning penis onto the female body. Twi stared at the sheet for several moments, not disgusted, but confused. Whatever Twi's emotion or thoughts, her silence was enough to make Shy close her eyes and shudder in fear of how Twi might react. However, to Shy's astonishment, Twi nodded and merely commented, "This could be fun." with a little more enthusiasm than she probably should have had. Shy's eyes flew open as she turned to her love and sat down. "Really!?" Twilight nodded to help make her lover feel more comfortable. "Think about it. How different is it from a dildo?" She asked with a shrug of her shoulders. "Yeah... That's what I thought, too." Shy replied as she shook her head and lowered her eyes. She was pouting, it was just some degree of... well... shyness. Shy looked back at Twi with the real question she needed answered. "So... Who gets the dick?" Twi slightly leaned backwards as she was still not entirely used to Shy swearing, but was already at work in her head as to how she was going to proceed with this little 'experiment.' Shy laid nervously on her bed as she watched Twi emerge from the bathroom. The first thing she noticed, unsurprisingly, was the new member planted just above Twi's already moistening snatch. Shy had elected not to see the transformation, unsure as to how exactly the cock would form. Shy breathed in deeply as she let her nervousness fade into desire as she gazed upon her magickal lover. Twi's breasts were ample and soft, and a lovely vanilla-like cream in colour. Her nipples were already erect like small cherries that Shy was certainly eager to sample. The new addition was gratuitous in size, but so were the toys the two used priour to the night's event, so Shy wasn't really worried about the size. In fact, the size made her want to try it even more. Shy unconsciously licked her lips as she took in all of Twi's form, and Twi couldn't help but sometimes reach her hand down and give a light stroke of her implanted cock. As Twi made her way towards the bed, she made sure that her dick wobbled enticingly for her eager lover. Shy noticed that at the tip of the shaft, a drop of precum was already forming. Shy sat up to meet her lover when Twi reached the edge of the bed. "It looks nice. I can't imagine it was an easy spell to-" Shy was silenced as Twi cut her off with a gentle kiss. "It was easy." Twi reassured Shy as she broke off their kiss. "Just enjoy the moment." As Twi reached to guide Shy downwards, Shy placed her hand within Twi's cleavage to stop her. "No... Please... just put it in..." As Twilight was about to argue, Shy moved her hand to Twi breast and began her work massaging the malleable mound of flesh underneath her fingers, causing Twi to instead let out a yelp of lusty surprise. Shy then brought her other hand down to the throbbing rod she desired and began absentmindedly rubbing the pillar of misassigned man meat. After Twi recomposed herself from her amorous friend's sudden assault, she gave Shy a worried look. Shy merely stared back at Twi with seductive lust and began to work at the issue of lubrication. Shy spat with true aim on Twi's shaft as she continued to rub. Twi wasn't in any way surprised with Shy's behaviour. She had been quite aware of Shy's concupiscent spirit for quite some time now. However, it still confused her as to how someone as shy and innocent as Shy could be so... eager. She was just glad Shy had learned to not hurt herself. After a few more rubs, another spit, and a layer of pre, Twi's cock was properly lubricated. Shy spread her legs and pushed Twi's cock against her needy slit before taking one of Twi's pert nipples into her mouth. Twi's gasp was broken as her dick penetrated Shy, causing Shy to moan into Twi's ample bosom. Twi cooed lustfully as she felt her shaft slide into Shy's pleasantly tight cunt, inch by inch. As Twi delved further and further, Shy placed her hand back on Twi's breast and began massaging again while her other hand grasped Twi's ass, giving it a similar treatment. A soft coo escaped Twi's mouth as she finally hilted inside, the feeling heightened by Shy locking her legs around Twi's hips, causing her twat to tighten even more while releasing more moans into Twi's mounds of delectable flesh. Shy moved her ass-bearing hand to her own ass and began fingering her asshole. Shy, noticing that Twi wasn't thrusting, started pumping her hips against Twi's, running her amorous cunt up and down Twi's cock as her two fingers furiously worked her own asshole, letting out more pitched gasps and moans, which rippled in Twi's breasts. "OH MY- M~mh- GOD-! M~mh! It's so THICK! FUCK- M~mh- YES!" Shy screamed while repeatedly freeing Twi's nipple and sucking on it again, before punctuating her screams by biting Twi's nipple, eliciting a scream from Twi borne both of pain and pleasure. "IT'SH SHO- MMH- FAUCKHING- GHOOD!" Shy exclaimed, this time without releasing Twi's nipple even once. It was at about this time that Twilight realised her arms were stuck out to her sides at a 50° angle, elbows bent at a 165° angle, and, if anything, it looked like she was being pleasantly and violently raped. Instead of looking like a dumbfounded fool, Twi decided to grab onto Shy's ass and begin thrusting as well. Her efforts were rewarded as Shy's lusty moans and gasped quickly turned to fevered screams, muffled still by Twi's jiggling jugs. There was just one thing Twilight had not expected... aside from the bit nipple... and the swearing... and the ass fingering, I mean, Shy was getting into it. It was- and the pleasantly gentle feeling of Shy's breasts being pushed into her stomach- it was the approaching orgasm that signaled itself with a slow building pleasure before Twi finally rolled over the edge. Despite her best efforts, Twi found herself unable to break free from Shy's embrace as Shy's legs refused to let Twi go. Against her own attempts, Twi began pumping rope after rope of mystical cum into her lover cunt. Shy's eyes rolled back into her head as her tongue lolled out of her mouth and several orgasmic coos escaped her lungs while she was shot full of Twi's liquid love. Twi merely grunted and gasped as an unexpected amount of jizz was packed into Shy. Eventually, Twi's cum ceased and Shy finally came off the high of orgasming and fell limp in Twi's embrace. Still heaving, Twi lifted Shy of the magickally produced prick and laid Shy on the bed, releasing a flood of cum from Shy's pussy which painted the side of the bed. Shy gave a tiny moan as she basked in the afterglow of her and her lover's release, pulling her fingers out of her ass. Twi began to descend onto the bed before Shy cupped Twi's cheek and looked deep into her eyes. "That was great, honey," Shy cooed with the allure of a sultry temptress. "but we're not done yet..." Shy cupped Twi's cheek and gave her a deep kiss. While Twi stood in complete shock, Shy rolled over onto all fours and looked back at Twi with an uncertain look. "If that's a-alright with you, that is..." Dammit! She pulled the innocence card! How could you not stick your dick in that!? Twi knew that Shy was long past the point of shyness. Twi knew all too well that Shy had made Twi her very own toy when it came to sexual dominance, but damn did Shy know how to toy with her toys... With Shy waving her hips so seductively, having reengaged her anal fingering with vigour, and pouting with those delectable lips; Twi resolved that if Shy wanted coitus, then she will have the goddamned best coital experience of her life! Shy had exactly the same idea in her head, as well as how she was going to get it. Twi slowly moved over to Shy presented ass with the somnolent crawl of an ursus maritimus, rapt in the scandalous admixture of innocence and eroticism in front of her. As she aimed her dick at Shy's cunt once again, however, Shy grabbed the turgid member and began aiming it herself. "Shy?" Twi asked mild intrigue. "I don't think today's a safe day..." Shy responded with a dark grin. "Uh... Shy...?" Twi was cut off from her protests as Shy replaced her fingers with Twi's cock, letting out a lustful moan as the iron hard phallus entered her asshole. The only things Twi could respond with were stilted moans and intermittent gasps as Shy managed to take control even in her supposedly submissive position. Shy continued to release quiet moans as her depths swallowed more of Twi's eager inches. Inch by inch, Twi began to lose her sense of self before she realised her arms were once again at her sides in similar angles. With a lustful grimace as she bottomed out inside Shy, she steeled her determination with a hearty decree, "I refuse to lose!" as she bent down and grabbed Shy by both of her breasts and began pumping into Shy's cozy compartment. Surprised, but not at all perturbed by the sudden treatment, Shy's tongue lolled out from her mouth as she moaned in amorous need. The grip Shy's ass had on Twi's cock was bliss for the both of them. Every time Twi pulled back, the needy muscles dragged her back in to bottom out again and again as Twi gave in to carnal pleasure, enjoying the vice-like grip Shy had on the burning rod. The warmth of Shy's depths also hastened Twi's pace because whenever Twi's still wet dick met the air, it sent pricking needles of cold up Twi's spine, urging her to retreat into her lover's welcoming insides. Twi buried her face into Shy's neck just in time for Shy to turn and take Twi into another lust filled kiss. They moaned into each others lips as Twi continued to feverishly ram Shy's ass with half-minded abandon. When their lips finally parted, Shy was gasping for breath, but was still able to make a request, though it was more of a command. "Twi! Twi-! Please! Slap my ass! Slap my ass!" A swift *CRACK* echoed in the room as Twi complied, causing Shy to scream in delight. Twi soon followed as she marveled at how Shy ass tightened even further on her dick. With several more rhythmical cracks as Twi's hand crashed against Shy's small yet firm ass, Twi could feel the pressure building up again. However, the naughty question of whether Shy could feel the bulging of Twi's dick distracted Twi from pulling out of Shy's rear. Twi's dick pulsed as a violent stream of cum was shot, load after load, into Shy's ass, causing both of them to roar in delight. Twi remained in Shy's ass sheath for several moments, enjoying the final moments, before pulling out and letting a tide of release spill onto the bed. With their final ounces of energy spent, they both fell languidly onto the bed. Twi tightly gripped her arms around her lover, embracing her and silently riding the last of her orgasmic high. Shy grabbed one of Twi's hands and nuzzled it to her cheek. Choosing to let Shy rest a while, Twi rose and set to magickally cleaning the rather copious mess they had both made. "Gotta love magick!" Twi proudly thought to herself before sitting on the edge of the bed. Twi was shocked for just a moment when she felt Shy's hand grab her own. "Twi...?" "Yes?" Twi responded with a heartwarming smile. "That thing I said... a-about... uhm... Today not b-being safe... Am I gonna get pregnant!?" Shy asked, the concern heavy on her face. Twi frowned in surprise for a moment, but soon returned to her calming smile. "No. The spell also has a modification aspect to it." "M-modification...?" "Mmh-hmm" Twi assured. "See-" Twi said as she pointed down and realised her prick was gone. "Oh. I guess it takes focus to keep it. Anyway, the spell has, basically, settings. I cast it with no testicles, so no sperm, and no pregnancy!" Shy let out a relieved sigh as her smile, small and innocent, returned. "Hey Twi?" "Yes?" Twi responded with the same heartwarming smile as before. "Could we... just snuggle now? I want to enjoy all the time I get to have with you..." Shy requested while turning her eyes away from Twi. Twi held Shy's chin and turned it so the two looked at each other again. "It would be the highlight of my day." Twi whispered to her love before planting a kiss on Shy's forehead. Twi crawled under the blanket and motherly embraced Shy one more time before they both drifted off to sleep.