Paging Doctor SparkleView OnlinePaging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)Paging Doctor SparkleAuthor's Note Twilight Sparkle may have a PhD in friendship, but she's a bad friend to Moon Dancer. In this song, Twilight hasn't bothered to hang out with Moon Dancer at all since the second party, and Moon Dancer isn't too happy about that. FimFiction formats things a bit wonky, here's the original google doc: HERE Paging Doctor Sparkle Paging Doctor Sparkle by Super Trampoline Fm B Fm Bb Fm Db Bbm G° (Eb(7)) F VERSE 1 Cm There was a time and a place when B You and I stood face to face, friend E Eb Do you remember when we used to play? Bbm We were both shy but both brilliant A+ Thought that our ties were resilient Db/Ab Eb9/G Nothing could tear us apart ‘til that day Gb Db/F Ebm7 Gb/Db It ain’t hard to see just what she saw in you D A Db/Ab Gb And I wish that I could say I was just jealous. Bbm Ebm E B I’d’ve understood you heading somewhere new, (C#) D C# B F# But you didn’t even care enough to tell us. CHORUS Ebm A Do you remember me, Dr. Sparkle? Ebm Bbm Am Do you remember the things that you said? (Things you Abm Ebm (/Db) Cb (/Bb) said) Do you remember your promise to help me? Abm (/Gb) Bbm/F /Db Eb Or has this princess business only gone to your head? VERSE 2 Cm There was a place and a time when B You were my partner in crime, then E Eb Everything changed when you hurried away. Bbm Now that you finally slink back A+ You have the hubris to think that Db/Ab Eb9/G There are some magical words you can say Gb Db/F Ebm7 Gb/Db It was hard for me to step out of my shell D A Db/Ab Gb And it took all of my nerves to throw that party Bbm Ebm E B Have you ever had a night of living hell? (C#) D C# B F# Did you think that you could make it up with sorry? CHORUS Ebm A Do you remember me, Dr. Sparkle? Ebm Bbm Am Do you remember the things that you said? (Things you Abm Ebm (/Db) Cb (/Bb) said) Do you remember your promise to help me? Abm (/Gb) Bbm/F /Db Eb Or has this princess business only gone to your head? Eb D G E Db Cm F Cm Gb Cm F Cm Ab Fm D° (Bb(7)) C Fm B Fm Bb Fm Db Bbm G° (Eb(7)) F VERSE 3 Dm Here is a riddle I’ve pondered: C# How many times have you wandered F#. F Over to my house since that fatefully day? Cm Funny, the answer’s still zero B+ So much for friendship’s great hero Eb/Bb F9/A It would appear though your guilt is allayed. Ab Eb/G Fm Ab/Eb Guess you didn’t really care about your friend E B Eb/Bb Ab In the end you just pretended to feel better Cm Fm E A G Fool me once, well shame on you, fool me twice, I’m to blame too D A E It’d be nice to have a friend who follows through G D B It’d be nice to have a friend won’t forget her friends like you! CHORUS Em Bb Do you remember me, Dr. Sparkle? Em Bm Bbm Do you remember the things that you said? (Things you Am Em (/D) C (/B) said) Do you remember your promise to help me? Am (no chords) Or has this princess business only gone to your head?
I Still See MagicView OnlinePaging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)I Still See MagicAuthor's Note FimFiction's formatting is wonky, so here's it on Google Doc: Link HERE I Still See Magic I Still See Magic Bryan Chandler/Super Trampoline Intro Bbm F Bb D Verse 1 Gm Cm Gm I’ve heard a lot of talk today D Gm Of how the fandom’s dying. Gm Cm Gm But, though be that as it may, D D/F# Gm I see no need for crying. F Bb The Bronies still will gather ‘round F Bb To watch new episodes. D7 Gm The meetups may be smaller now, C7 F7 But I still feel their glow... Chorus Bb Cm Eb F Yes, I still see magic, in spite of the changes; Bb Cm F F7 Laughter and love still abound. Bb Cm D7 D7/F# Gm Gm/F Some say it’s tragic, but part of life’s strangeness is how Eb Eb/D Cm Cm/Bb F/A F Bb It rearranges our friendships around. Cm/Bb Bb Cm Bb Bb/A Verse 2 Gm Cm Gm Oh! You cry out for the days D Gm You took rebellious courses. Gm Cm Gm Now it’s mainstream and blasé D D/F# Gm To love miniature horses. F Bb You are in a different place F7 Bb Than when you started viewing D7 Eb But for some that ain’t the case C7 F7 We still enjoy what we are doing... Chorus Bb Cm Eb F Yes, we still see magic, in spite of the changes; Bb Cm F F7 Laughter and love still abound. Bb Cm D7 D7/F# Gm Gm/F Some say it’s tragic, but part of life’s strangeness is how Eb Eb/D Cm Cm/Bb F/A F Bb It rearranges our friendships around. Cm/Bb Bb Cm/Bb Gm/Bb Bb Bridge Db Gb Eb Ab Ab/Gb Long ago, a woman thought girls might like ponies; F7 F7/A Bbm Eb Ab Ab9 Ab She was right and thus was born a show B E C# F# Now we know that anyone can be a brony Eb7 Eb7/G Abm Abm/Gb A/E E You need only to believe that everywhere you go A E F# (walk down to B) There is magic in the friendship that you sow! Chorus B C#m E F# There is magic, in spite of the changes; B C#m F# F#7 Laughter and love still abound. B C#m D#7 D#7/G G#m G#m/F# Some say it’s tragic, but part of life’s strangeness is how E E/C# C#m C#m/B F#/A# F# B Ab (walk down to Db) It rearranges our friendships around. Final Chorus Db Ebm Gb Ab Honesty, loyalty, selflessness, kindness and Db Ebm Ab Ab7 Laughter and magic abound. Db Ebm F7 F7/A Bbm Bbm/Ab We may grow older, but our friendships grow bolder and have Gb Gb/F Ebm Ebm/Db Ab/C Ab Db I ever told you that I’m glad you’re around? Bbm Bbm/A Gb Gb/F Ebm Ebm/Db Ab/C Ab Did you k n o w y o u a r e m y v er y b e s t Gb(/Gb, Ab, Bb, C) Db F r i e n d s ?
You're a BitchView OnlinePaging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)You're a BitchYou’re a Bitch Super Trampoline Chorus Db Ab Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab (Absus4 Ab) Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know? And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it. Db Ab Bbm Gb A Db Some folks desire being rich, not you though, For the itch that you scritch Bb Ebm Ab7 Db (Gb/Db Db) Is to bitch at dimwits In the Wonderbolts deployment. Verse 1 Db Ab Cb Gb x2 I see you out in the field Your hawkish eyes ever peeled You’re watching for the rookie mistakes That amateurs tend to make B F# B F# A E A E And you catch an error And you pounce on it And proceed to tear Appart that little shit B F# B F# A E Ab Must you be so rough Must you be so rude You can still be tough Without being crude Chorus Db Ab Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab (Absus4 Ab) Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know? And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it. Db Ab Bbm Gb A Db Some folks desire being rich, not you though, For the itch that you scritch Bb Ebm Ab7 Db (Gb/Db Db) Is to bitch at dimwits In the Wonderbolts deployment. Verse 2 Db Ab Cb Gb x2 I hear you in the locker room Prognosticating cadets’ doom There seems to be a common theme Of crushing little ponies’ dreams B F# B F# A E A E Do you hope they fail? Do you hope they flee? Do you hope they flail About so aimlessly B F# B F# A E Ab Are you really good At the job you do Or perhaps they should Replace your sad ass too! Chorus Db Ab Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab (Absus4 Ab) Hey there Spitfire, you’re a bitch, don’tcha know? And it seems to me that maybe you enjoy it. Db Ab Bbm Gb A Db Some folks desire being rich, not you though, For the itch that you scritch Bb Ebm Ab7 Db (Gb/Db Db) Is to bitch at dimwits In the Wonderbolts deployment. Author's Note
Take Me to the Princess (another Elton John parody)View OnlinePaging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)Take Me to the Princess (another Elton John parody)Take Me to the Princess (To the tune of "Take Me to the Pilot" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin) Verse 1 Twilight, stop! I am real, I am Cadance; I've been trapped in this stone prison. Ladybugs will awaken it you help me For she's taken my position PreChorus 1 A pretender to the throne, she Has seduced my little pony Sapping Shining with each tainted kiss Twilight, take me to Queen Chrysalis! Chorus Take me to the princess Free me from this chamber Take me to the princess To my doppelganger Take me to my boyfriend Who's about to marry A changeling usurper An unseelie fairy Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Verse 2 Well the legends of old, they foretold Of a moldy black flying pony. Though she may look like me She ain't holy; she's a wholely holey phony. PreChorus 2 That's a lot of nerve she's gotten Laying siege to Canterlot when All the while she's stuffed me in cave And made my fiancé a sex slave. Chorus Take me to the princess Free me from this chamber Take me to the princess To my doppelganger Take me to my boyfriend Who's about to marry A changeling usurper An unseelie fairy Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na PreChorus 3 As we practice defenestration In defence of our proud nation I look her in her panicked eyes and say, "Fuck off, bitch, 'cause it's MY wedding day!" Chorus Take me to the princess Free me from this chamber Take me to the princess To my doppelganger Take me to my boyfriend Who's about to marry A changeling usurper An unseelie fairy Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na Take me to the princess of black mold
Pinkie Pie, Pinkie PieView OnlinePaging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)Pinkie Pie, Pinkie PieVERSE 1 Life is dark life is cruel Those in power are all fools So much hurt, so much pain Does a number on my brain Month to month, year to year Must we live in constant fear? How I wish you could appear Wipe away all of our tears Just to see your smile In person would be grand You’d spread happiness throughout the land! CHORUS Pinkie pie, pinkie pie how I wish that I could lie Next to you in a field of happy flowers Having lunch, having fun, Neath the warm afternoon sun Oh if only I could be your cup of flour VERSE 2 Go to school learn the rules Go to work and be a tool With that job buy a house Buy a car and find a spouse You’ll go far if you try So they tell us, it’s a lie Be a star or be a spy Doesn’t matter we all die It’s a sad conclusion That I’ll never get to share A life with my favorite mare CHORUS Pinkie pie, pinkie pie how I wish that I could lie Next to you in a field of happy flowers Having lunch, having fun, Neath the warm afternoon sun Oh if only I could be your cup of flour BRIDGE Maybe you’re a cartoon But you sure feel real to me And I wish you were in my reality There are many ladies, oh so lovely I have met But there have been none as animated yet. CHORUS Pinkie pie, pinkie pie how I wish that I could lie Next to you in a field of happy flowers Having lunch, having fun, Neath the warm afternoon sun Oh if only I could be your cup of flour Pinkie pie, pinkie pie Hold me close and close your eyes Happy sighs as we idly pass the hours Making love, making puns Living life as if we’re one Oh if only this sweet vision were A real party practitioner I’d do more than envision her Life would be sweet not sour
Tiny Prancer (Parody of "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John)View OnlinePaging Doctor Sparkle (And Other Pony Songs)Tiny Prancer (Parody of "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John)Tiny Prancer Music: Elton John Lyrics: Super Trampoline (Bryan Chandler) based on Bernie Taupin Verse 1 Tall and stately, lanky lady Magic sparkles in her eyes Equestrians all call her their friend But I’m the one she calls her guy. Princess Twilight, magenta highlights On her flowing, sapphire hair O’er our country, my little pony Rules with love and grace to spare Verse 2 Flim and Flam: their latest scam? Selling bootleg gala passes She rolls her eyes, as AJ sighs When will they stop cheating the masses? Beaurocrating, her mane is matting But she loves running the world With delegation, she rules our nation Then flies to me with wings unfurled PreChorus And when the bills pile high And all her friends have said goodbye Overwhelmed, she snuggles with me A gentle whinny, as I say, Twily... Chorus (x2) Hold me closer, Tiny Prancer Count the ponies in the skyway Lay me down in fields of barley You’re such a busy mare, today. Rest of Song: Verse 1, PreChorus, Chorus x2 Author's Note I rhymed a lot more than Bernie Taupin did. Meh?
