Madness Combat: Warped Reality

(A.N, sorry everybody who doesn’t fully understand what madness combat is, I will try to change that in this chapter with
By the way, A Mag (In most cases) is like you except it's as tall as a storage unit with a metal roller door, so… they’re a rough customer)

Madness combat warped reality: Part two, Introductions

Somewhere In Equestria

Twilight

“Applejack! What is that thing!?” Twilight asked looking down at the strange black being that was now ‘unconscious’.

“Ah don’t know Twi,*grunt in pain* but it sure ain't just some apple thief” Applejack said through clenched teeth, looking behind her seeing that there was a deep cut with blood pouring out of her flank “That there’s some kinda monster from the Everfree Forest, Dangit! Ah don’t think I can stand mahself up” She said as she tried to stand, but collapsed and started to breathe heavily.

Watching in awe at what this creature had done to the apple family, it took her full concentration to knock out that thing, and even then it still had the strength to knock out Big Macintosh.

“Applejack I’m going to teleport you and Big Mac to the ponyville hospital, Applebloom do you want to come as well?” she asked the now pale filly.

“Um.. y-yeah” she stuttered out, taking occasional glances to the now unconscious creature.

With that she teleported them to the hospital, walking in levitating ponies with her the doctors and nurses quickly took them off to urgent care.

“I hope they’ll be all right” Applebloom said, tears starting to form in her eyes.

“I’m sure they’re going to be fine sweetie” a nurse reassured as she started to wheel off the two apple ponies.

“Applebloom…, I’m going to be gone for a while…, don’t ya'll worry none” Applejack said trying to be as calmly as possible “Why don’t yall go and play with Sweetie bell or Scootaloo, im sure they’d love to see ya” Applejack comforted as she was being wheeled through the operation room doors.

Twilight wiped a tear away at the touching moment of big and little sister, “I’ll be back, I’m going to get that monster and send it deep into the Everfree forest” with that, she teleported back to where the creature ‘Should have been’, “WHAT? Where is it?” she asked to nopony in particular as she started to look around, until she heard something fall to the ground behind her.

“Right behind you”

Twilight heart skipped a beat as she heard that Deep, Rough voice. Instinctually she threw up a magical barrier, mere seconds before a loud explosion could be heard followed by a large crack in her magical barrier.

“PLEASE STOP!” she pleaded as she turned around to meet the heavily bandaged face of the creature, whose sword was coming down hard on the barrier, it looked about as big as Princess Luna (minus the horn) with a heavily clothed body, hands seeming to be floating with no arms attached,.

“You’ve fucked with the wrong guy” it said with no indication of moving its lips on its bruised face.

Hank

“PLEASE STOP!” the purple horse pleaded as he was continuously slashing away the glowing force field that was surrounding the horse.

“You’ve fucked with the wrong guy” He said coldly.

“IM SORRY! JUST PLEASE, DON’T KILL ME” it started to cry.

“YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME!” Hank yelled at the horse, which started to shake its head quickly.

“NO! I was only protecting my friends I swear” it started to sob, Hank’s rampage suddenly stopped.

“Sanford and Deimos… Damnit” He muttered out, The Noobs better handle themselves without me, he thought.

“HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!” something else yelled from somewhere hank couldn’t see, Hank could hear something flapping, and it was getting closer, suddenly out of the corner of his eye he spotted something barrelling towards him from above, his reflexes kicked in, sidestepping causing the unknown assailant to crash into the ground with a loud grunt of pain, it was another horse, this time light blue with wings and a multicolour hairdo.

“THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU HORSES!?” he yelled as he aimed his gun at the winged horse and *BANG* Put a hole through the upper thigh of the winged horse, causing it to let out a bloodcurdling scream, obviously not affecting Hank in any way.

“RAINBOW!” the purple one yelled.

“OK!” Hank yelled “I want some fucking answers now! WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?” he yelled, starting to freak out.

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!?” the purple one screamed in anger and terror, running up to her incapacitated friend.

“Five seconds...” Hank warned.

“WHAT DID Y-” she was interrupted.

“Four seconds…” waving his gun a little.

“WAIT Y-“she started to panic.

“Three seconds…” aiming his gun towards her growing inpatient.

“PLEASE!” fear setting into her mind as the gun was now pointed directly to her head.

“Two seconds” he was now growing angry.

“OK STOP ILL ANSWER!!” it cried.

Hank lowered his gun “Goood…. Now where the fuck AM I!?” he asked with anger in his voice.

“You’re in Equestria, Currently at sweet apple acres, right next to the Everfree forest” she quickly replied.

Although you couldn’t see, Hanks ‘face’ showed genuine confusion, “Where the fuck is Equestria on the map?” Hank inquired.

“What? How do you not know where Equestria is? It’s the biggest country on the wide world of Equis!”

“Don’t fuck with me, Where. Is. Nevada?” he pushed his Deagle to her hoof “Tell me or you will never walk on this hoof again” He said coldly with no signs of bluffing.

“N-Neighvada? That’s all the way over near Las Pegasus” she answered, obviously not wanting to lose a hoof.

“Are you fucking serious” Hank said still deadpanned

“As sure as I don’t want to lose my hoof” she replied, quickly regretting her choice of words.

“You say this place is called Sweet Apple Acres, near a town called ‘Ponyville’ and in a country called ‘Equestria’?” he still dead-panning.

“Y-yes…?” unsure of what he was implying.

“Tell me this; have you ever seen anything like me in any books or anything before?” Hank asked .

“N-no, I’ve never seen or heard of anything that remotely resembles anything close to what you look like in any of my books”

Hank was a ticking time bomb ready to blow “so you’re saying, is that I’m in an entirely new bloody world!?” visibly angry.

She was about to reply when suddenly a giant white horse with wings, a horn and a wavy multicolour mane appeared right behind him which looked ‘royally’ pissed.

“DAMNIT! GET BACK IT'S A MAG!” Hank was about to attack the Mag horse but suddenly felt pain in his back, swinging his sword behind him... only to hear the CLINK of metal on heavy metal armour.

‘CRAP!’ he thought as he turned around to see himself being impaled with the armoured horses horn, he tried to pull himself free but found himself encased in a golden aura that felt like the one that made him feel weak.

“BEAST, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SUBJECTS!?” the Mag horse boomed with amazing volume.

Fighting against the powerful force holding him in place and trying to knock him out with the last of his strength, Hank simply replied, “I am Hank J Wimbeldon I have killed hundreds of people and I have no idea what the fuck is going on” he said before ‘Actually’ going unconscious.

Twilight

“PRINCESS CELESTIA!” Twilight yelled as she ran over to her mentor.

“Twilight Sparkle, I am glad I made it in time” quickly retrieving the wounded Rainbow maned mare and healing her wound.

“Oh princess” Twilight started to cry “that thing was terrible, it was going to kill me if I didn’t answer its question” She was now bawling her eyes out.

“Shhh, everything will be all right” Princess comforted in a motherly tone “you should thank Applebloom for racing over to spike and sending me a letter” she said as she made the letter appear before her, it read.

EMERGENCY, PLEASE HURRY.
Sorry for not being formal princess but this is important, Twilight s life is in danger; about ten minutes ago Applebloom saw a bright flash over at the edge of her orchard.
She and Applejack went to go check it out, only to be ambushed by a black monster with no arms and a sword.
This was happening at about the same time Twilight was heading over to get some apples for Pinkie Pie.
When she got there it had already hit Big Mac, cut Applejack with the sword and was about to kill her until Twilight saw it take a buck from Applejack and Big mac and it could still stand up and fight, she used a knock out spell, It wasn't working very well, it still had the strength to dodge one of Big Macintosh’s bucks and knock him out with a punch.
Twilight teleported the Apples to the hospital and went back to check on the monster. Applebloom ran over here to tell me this.
I hope it’s not too late.
Spike

Not your ordinary day

(A.N, I hope this clears up a little of who Hank is to those of you who do not know Madness Combat lore)