Author's Note

I've been improving my writing lately so don't be alarmed if the text or grammar appears different. Also, I got a new co-author named Demonlord18 so be sure to check his content out too. The mysterious figure near the end of this chapter is from another fanfiction I made called Chronicles of Neon City, available in quotev.com and coming soon to fimfiction.

Misconceptions and Pain

Friendship Cannon Ball to the Heart.

Twilight fired a beam of magic towards Angelina which she barely dodged in time. "Woah, I almost didn't dodge in time. I need to calm this bitch down, make her see that her friends are okay." she thought to herself before standing her ground. "Look Twilight, can I call you that, your friends are perfectly fine. Rarity fainted and Spike fell asleep." she said to Twilight.

"How do you know about me, how do you know their names, are you going to kill me too?!" Twilight asked as she charged her horn once more.

"No, I already told you, they didn't die. For fuck's sake do you even have a brain between your ears?" Angelina answered angrily.

"Liar!" Twilight shouted as she fired another magical bolt at Angelina.

"Hmm.... If I have powers from DBZ universes 1-12, maybe I can dodge or deflect this blast." Angelina thought before blocking the bolt. "Just as I thought, this magic or at least I'm assuming it's magic, is kind of like ki and can be deflected or blocked depending on the strength of the attack. I wonder why she hasn't used her full power yet." she thought again as she began to walk towards Twilight. "Look, I'm just a girl who's stranded, alone, lost, and has no idea what to do next. I know I may look a bit intimidating but trust me, I'm not that bad." Angelina said, trying to calm Twilight down.

Twilight stopped for a moment and thought it might be another Zecora problem. “Okay how about this, you stay in my line of sight and slowly walk to my spot and I'll check on my friends to see if you're lying or not.” Twilight said

Angelina had a sort of hallucination involving a soldier saying almost the same thing but she snapped out of it and walked around to Twilight's spot slowly. “What was that I just saw? Am I losing my mind?” she thought to herself.

“You alright, your magic went all weird for a moment?” Twilight asked scraping her friends with a spell not taking her eyes off the new creature.

“I’m fine, it's nothing as bad as I've dealt with before.” Angelina answered before pulling out a cigarette and smoking it.

“What's that?” Twilight asked looking at it, it reminds her of what some Zebras used when sick or in a bad place in life.

“It’s a cigarette, I told Spike about it when we were in the cave. That reminds me, what kind of cave is that where random dog creatures attack you?” Angelina asked.

“That sounds like a Diamond Dog den, and you must be either strong or stupid to be in there.” Twilight said

“Really? Those dogs didn't look like they were made of diamonds.” Angelina replied.

“They like to steal jewels, especially diamonds.” Twilight said in a lectern mood as her friends would call it.

“Wow, those are some nasty sounding creatures.”, Angelina replied.

“What? Wait, were they standing on two legs like you?” Twilight asked.

“Yeah, I shot a couple of them and bashed one against a wall. I even decapitated their leader named Mad Dog or something.”, Angelina answered.

“D-d-d-decapitated? You killed something, why?!” Twilight screamed.

“Didn't you see the head at the entrance?”, Angelina asked gesturing towards the head.

Twilight looked at where she was pointing at and turned green and was almost sick “Yes I did, I saw it while going inside the den.” Twilight said trying mentally to forget what she just saw.

“Sorry about that, he did put up quite a fight though for a brute.”, Angelina replied.

Twilight's spell then finished “Okay it looks like you were telling me the truth...I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions, I was just worried about my friends.” Twilight said in a sorry tone.

“That’s alright, I'm kind of used to people jumping to conclusions. After all, I used to be a soldier.” Angelina responded.

“Well I'm still sorry for that, it's just lately we have to go up against Gods, monsters, or something else.” Twilight said tired.

“So uh, Spike said some good things about you and your friends. So I've been thinking, have you ever heard of this thing called the Gray Fox?” Angelina asked.

“Animal, person or weapon?” Twilight asked

“It’s a sword.” Angelina answered. “I wouldn't have to go for that sword if it wasn't for Crim.” she thought.

“There's a lot of swords named like that, how about you come with me to the library and you can tell me what it looks like and have a cup of tea as a sorry gift.” Twilight offer.

“Okay.” Angelina responded. “I wonder where this library is? And also, goddammit Crim didn't tell me what it looked like.” she thought.

It's a katana.

“Oh okay, thanks asshole.” Angelina thought.

“That was weird...the magic in this area just spiked up for a second.” Twilight said looking around “I'll carry Spike, can you pick up Rarity?” Twilight asked

“Of course.” Angelina said as she hoisted Rarity over her shoulder.

“Despite what she eats she's still be too heavy to lift for me, but I'm not like Rainbow Dash as strength-wise goes.” Twilight said walking ahead leading the way back to her home with Spike on her back.

“I can bench press 120 pounds, does that count?” Angelina asked. “Although I think I might be a lot stronger now.” she thought.

Twilight looks at her like she grew a second head but sucked it up. “You know what, I'll believe you on that, I stopped questioning power for a while now, thanks to Discord and Pinkie.” Twilight said

“Did somebody call my name? Oh hey Twilight, how's princess business going for you?” Discord asked popping in front of them.

“How was your life in stone?” Twilight asked without blinking.

“Touchè. I can tell you'll be a much more entertaining princess than Celestia. Oh and who's this, is this a human I see?” Discord asked.

“Humans don't exist Discord.” Twilight said.

“I actually am a human. What, there's not any humans here?” Angelina asked.

“Oh course you're Human.” Twilight muttered “Not unless you know how you got here and if he/she/it is sending more.” Twilight answered.

“That’s gonna be a looooong story.” Angelina responded.

“Discord did you bring her?” Twilight asked.

“No, no, I couldn't possibly summon her. Especially with the sort of power she's been bestowed with, someone else must have done it.” Discord answered.

“I've heard everything now, the God of Chaos can't do something, and what powers is he talking about?...I never got your name.” Twilight said

“My name is Angelina Blackburn.” Angelina replied.

“Ooh, what a charming name.” Discord said appearing next to Angelina.

“For some reason I really want to kill him.” Angelina thought to herself trying to resist the urge to snap Discord’s neck.

“I thought you were flirting with Fluttershy? What are you doing to her now?” Twilight asked looking at Discord with suspicion.

“Um…. Oh would you look at the time, toodles.” Discord said before slapping Angelina's ass and vanishing.

“Hey! Get back here you pervert!” Angelina shouted angrily.

“You are shouting at the God of Chaos, I don't think you can do anything to get back at him. Just ignore him, it helps, trust me.” Twilight said feeling another headache coming on.

“Okay, I just hate perverts though. They always flirt with me and try to get in bed with me, ugh. How old is that guy, he looks like an old man.” Angelina responded with disgust.

“At least 2,200, if not more, it's hard to tell a God's age.” Twilight said.

“Holy crap, he's old as fuck and he's flirting with a 19-year-old like me. Is he some sort of pedophile or just a downright pervert?” Angelina asked.

“To be fair, we know nothing on humans so you could say you're a hundred years old and we would have to believe you because we have nothing to compare you to.” Twilight defending Discord and realized who she just defend and facehooved.

“Well, at least you know how old I am. How old are you?” Angelina asked.

“Before I say that, I'm going to tell you how long a pony’s lifespan is, is that okay with you?” Twilight asked

“Sure, okay.” Angelina answered.

“In your terms, which I'm guessing it's like a minotaur, and baby is 0-400 a toddler 500-700 but we classify them both as fillies or colts and child is 800-1200 and teen is 1300-2000 and when they get there marks in the teen years they are class as adults but we don't let them do adults things until 2100 and up.” Twilight said in one breath.

“Wow, humans don't come near that long lifespan. Humans only live for about 100-125 years.” Angelina replied.

“In pony terms then, you are 1900 years old.” Twilight said offhandedly and a little sad.

“So I shouldn't be drinking this?” Angelina asked pulling out a whiskey bottle from her leather jacket pocket.

Twilight sniff it “It smells like alcohol but the legal age for drinking is 1800, so you are good.”

“Cool, at least it's not 21 years old like where I come from.” Angelina said before taking a swig from her whiskey bottle.

“Yes, get hammered in the most deadliest forest in all of Equestria.” Twilight said sarcastically.

“Heh, if you think this is bad, you should learn what's really in cigarettes.” Angelina replied.

“Can it turn you into stone? Because if it can't then it's not the deadliest thing in here.” Twilight said

“They can give ya lung cancer, emphysema, bronkitis, and is also very flammable.” Angelina replied.

“I'm guessing that they are very addicting then.” Twilight deducted.

“Yes, very. My doctor once said I'd get lung cancer by the time I'm 30.” Angelina replied.

“*sigh* I'm not going to force you off the stuff but if you need help coming off it, then I'll help in anyway I can.” Twilight said feeling bad for her new friend’s problems.

“So I'm guessing now you wanna learn more about me huh?” Angelina asked.

“I don't want you to feel pressured to do that, but I am curious.” Twilight admitted.

“Thanks, I never actually met anyone as nice as you before. So what do you want to know?” Angelina asked.

“Thanks for the compliment, but let's start simply how does the days work on your world?” Twilight asked

“12 hours daytime, 12 hours nighttime.” Angelina answered.

“And the Sun and Moon?” Twilight asked make a notepad pop into existence and write stuff down.

“The Moon orbits my planet and the Earth orbits the Sun.” Angelina answered simply.

“Hmm, do you have Magic on your world?” Twilight asked

“No, we have advanced technology though. Some people are able to make technological marvels while others make weapons of mass destruction.” Angelina answered remembering what she come across in Liberia.

“Oh I forgot to ask how do the days work like how many days in a week ect and the weather cycles.” Twilight asked.

“7 days a week, 30-31 days a month except for February, 12 months a year, and the weather is coldest at winter and fall is just a little cold while it's warmer at spring and blazing hot in summer.” Angelina answered.

“It’s pretty much the same here only we do it with Magic.” Twilight said remembering the first change of the seasons.

“Really? That sounds cool, the military in my world is trying to come up with weather controlling devices but most of them failed. The weather is pretty much a force of nature in my world, can't be controlled.” Angelina replied.

“Your kind sounds a lot like Griffins to be honest, but what about your government system?” Twilight asked.

“The country I first lived in was a place called Liberia, a militaristic country which is pretty much lead by a dictator while the country I moved to which is the United States of America is a Democracy.” Angelina answered.

“Hmm, so no king, queen, princess or prince?” Twilight asked

“Only in the United Kingdom, at least as far as I know.” Angelina answered.

“Hmm, well I'll save the rest for later.” Twilight said putting her book back to from which it came.

“So, what kind of town is this? Or is it a village?” Angelina asked before coming across Ponyville.

“Well it's still a village but I don't think it'll stay like that for much longer.” Twilight said

“How come?” Angelina asked.

Twilight giggled “Well a new princess has just made her castle here.”

“Wow, a princess huh? You must've done a lot of things to get this far.” Angelina commented. “I wonder if I should tell her about my past. But then again, she might not be able to handle it. I hope she doesn't see me any different if I told her what I've been through.” she thought.

“It wasn't by choice but yes I am a princess but I don't come all this way alone I did it with all my friends.” Twilight said proudly.

“Friends huh, I've never had friends before. I've always done everything on my own….” Angelina said.

“Well that's kinda sad but with my friends and I, you’ll never be alone again but be on guard, everypony is still on edge because of Discord so they might think you're his next evil plan.” Twilight said.

“I can see that.” Angelina said noticing the stares that she was getting.

“If you saw what he did, you would understand why.” Twilight said

“Can’t be as bad as Liberia.” Angelina remarked. “I've seen some shit.” she thought.

“Everything was opposite so food was eat poison to not die of hunger or all nominal food was poison of the flu kind.” Twilight said annoyed

“That sounds pretty weird.” Angelina replied. “I still remember my first time holding a gun, I was only 6 years old when I did that.” she thought.

“That was just 1% of it. *sigh* but we should let go of the past or the war will never truly end.” Twilight said

“Yeah…. Heh, you're totally right….” Angelina said a little hollow or nervously, can't really tell. “I'll never forget the things I've went through. I'll never forget what I experienced in Liberia.”

“Um…. Are you okay?” Twilight asked worriedly.

“I'm fine.” Angelina answered. “I've actually never told anyone what happened to me in Liberia…. Twilight's the only person I willingly told that I was a soldier to and that's only half the truth....Can she be trusted, can I finally get this terrible feeling out of my chest, the feeling of fear, pain, and emptiness that I've felt for so long?” she thought.

“Well I won't force you to-” Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow Dash smacking Angelina to the ground but thankfully Twilight catched Rarity in a Magic spell to stop her from hitting the ground.

“What are you?! And what did you do to Rarity and Spike, has Discord finally gone evil again?!” Rainbow screamed at Angelina giving her a glare.

“What a bitch.” Angelina thought before coming up with an answer. “Well, I'm something called a human but I doubt you would believe me on that one. Spike and Rarity are just fine, Rarity fainted in a Diamond Dog den and I let Spike fall asleep on my shoulder when we escaped the den. To answer your third question though, that prick slapped my ass so I don't know for sure, the only thing I know for sure about him is if I see him again, I'll punch him in the dick.” she answered.

“He doesn't have one...unfortunately.” Rainbow Dash muttered

“So what'd he do to you, did he slap your ass too?” Angelina asked.

“Turned me into a half minotaur and half pony and put a dress on me and put me in a brothel.” Rainbow Dash replied looking like she want to kill a bitch.

“Oh dear God, that sounds like a really bad prank or trick. Discord kinda rubs me off as that type, although I heard something about Discord flirting with somepony named Fluttershy, you know who she is?” Angelina asked.

Rainbow opened her mouth but something really pink talked in front of her “That’s not the only thing he rubs off on you, and Fluttershy, she's trying to help him but they are also going at it like Angel Bunny and Raven.”

“Wait what? I'm totally confused here. Who's the pink pony?” Angelina asked.

“It's Pinkie being Pinkie.” the whole town said at the same time.

“So Pinkie Pie right, so you're saying that Discord and Fluttershy are having sex? And yet he has the nerve to slap my ass?” Angelina asked.

“Yep a roonie, but ponies have multiple lovers so that doesn't surprise anyone.” Pinkie.

“So…. Nobody minds if someone is being a pervert? Goddammit, I'm already being flirted with enough in my world.” Angelina replied.

“No we do mind but the rules are if a thing your flirting with doesn't like it, you back off, but he's a chaos god so we can't really stop him.” Twilight corrected her line of thinking about pony's.

“So, can ya get off me now? It's kinda uncomfortable when your hooves are on my boobs.” Angelina asked Rainbow Dash.

“Oh right, sorry about that, just on edge.” Rainbow Dash answered awkwardly.

“That's not the only thing on edge, somepony needs to get laid~” Pinkie said in a flirtatious and a sing song voice.

“I wish I didn't let you get close to Discord.” Twilight facehooved.

“Sorry but I'm not into ladies.” Angelina quipped.

“I am~/I am” Pinkie and Rainbow said at the same time but one being in a sing song voice and the other not.

“Well, it's not really surprising the Rainbow one is a lesbian, I mean she looks like the gay rights flag in animal form. Pinkie Pie though, dear God I didn't know a lady could flirt that much.” Angelina thought to herself.

“Oh trust me hon you’ve seen nothing yet~” Pinkie ‘thought’ back, even the author is confused at that.

Um…. That wasn't supposed to happen, something must've corrupted this timeline. Be on guard Angelina, you might not be the only foreign entity here.

“Well shit.” Angelina thought.

“Hey Crim!” Pinkie shouted to the sky wave as she said that.

Goddammit, now I have to deal with another fourth wall breaker. Oh well, it's not anything new to me. Although the flirtatious side is entirely new to me.

“I could be so much more than flirtatious, Crim boy~” Pinkie ‘thought’ to Crim very lustfully.

Sorry Pinkie, I'll have to refuse your invitation. I'm not allowed to go to your world and I think you may be disgusting the readers right about now.

“Fine I'll calm down, buzz kill.” Pinkie ‘thought’ bitterly

Don't worry, you'll have a bit more freedom in the sequel for stuff like that.

“You mean with Sunny?” Pinkie thought again

Yes. Although Angelina hasn't encountered him yet, it'll be awhile before he shows up…. Goddammit I did a fucking spoiler!

“Pinkie please stop whatever you are doing, please it's making the magic go crazy.” Twilight begged

“Oh and also, your hooves are still on my boobs Dash.” Angelina said.

Rainbow flew up off her “Sorry but they are comfortable.” Rainbow dash said offhandedly.

“Why did we agree to let Discord out, he's turned us in a sexual way.” Twilight asked herself.

That's not Discord's work. I'm detecting void energy somewhere in the mountainous areas of the Everfree Forest, maybe if you have the time Angelina you can go there to see what this is but for now, get to know this world.

“Okay. Man this is turning out to be one hell of a day for me.” Angelina thought as she got up.

“You are the main character of this story.” Pinkie said to her.

“What story?” Angelina asked.

“Don't go down that road!” Twilight screamed after she heard that.

“I’ll take your word for it. So, where's this library of yours?” Angelina asked Twilight.

“First, here.” Twilight said, giving Rarity to her “Second, that way, follow me.” Twilight said but wait till she got Rarity off her.

Angelina then began to follow after she hoisted Rarity over her shoulder. “Well, they seemed pretty interesting.” she commented.

“Thank you my Prince Charming I put a lot of work into that dress.” Rarity said in her sleep.

“Um…. I wonder what she's dreaming about?” Angelina wondered.

They came up to the castle and saw its full glory and beauty.

“Here it is, welcome to the Friendship Castle.” Twilight said

“Damn, is that thing really made of crystals?!” Angelina said with legitimate amazement.

“Why yes it is, it has a spell on it that makes it bigger on the inside.” Twilight said proudly.

“Holy shit, now that sounds like a castle.” Angelina replied and got a bar of soap in her mouth.

“Watch the language lady, there might be kids around.” Pinkie scolded her.

“Kids, there's kids here?” Angelina asked.

“There's Spike.” Pinkie answered

“He’s asleep, don't worry. I bet he's never even heard anything we've said the whole time we were in Ponyville.” Angelina replied.

“I've been awake for a bit now, and what's shit?” Spike asked, setting up a little bit and Pinkie looked at her and gave her the look “You made this mess, you fix it” look.

“Um…. Basically its another word for crap or manure.” Angelina answered thinking on her feet. “I think that explains things gently to him. I said words like that since I was 7.” she thought.

“I was kidding, I know pretty much what Twilight knows.” Spike said

“So I'm guessing adult literature is where you got those words from?” Angelina asked.

“Try full on porn.” Spike said

“Um…. How did you?” Angelina asked surprised.

“I live in the world's largest library I think I can find a book or two on anything.” spike said

“Well, that makes more sense now.” Angelina replied.

“And how have I not seen you read them?” Twilight asked him.

“I always read them when you are in panic mode or lecture mode or when you have Elements work.” Spike reply.

“Wow, now that's a pretty big window I reckon.” Angelina said.

“You have no idea.” Spike said getting a “Hey!” from Twilight and a prot from her.

“So how old are you anyways? I'm guessing not that old since you're considered a kid.” Angelina inquired.

“In pony terms or yours?” Twilight asked

“Well I'm 19 so my terms might be better for me to understand.” Angelina answered.

“I'm 19, Spike 14, Pinkie and Fluttershy are both 20, Rarity 21, and Rainbow Dash and Applejack are the oldest at 22.” Twilight answered

“Wow, the only person I'm older than is Spike?” Angelina asked.

“And probably me if we say months as well.” Twilight added

“Well I was born in March 13th.” Angelina said.

“Month before Hearth's Warming so you're older than me...yippee.” Twilight said sarcastically with the yippee oh course.

“Um…. Something wrong?” Angelina asked.

“A lot of ponies made fun of my older friends growing up, so I'm still bitter about that.” Twilight replied.

“So, when can I meet the rest of your friends?” Angelina asked.

“AJ will be on the farm till noon so she'll be here in 10 to 20 minutes and Fluttershy will be here soon knowing Discord.” Twilight said

“Wow, my internal clock is going kinda bonkers since it was night in my world before I got here.” Angelina replied.

“It will pass in a bit, some teleport spells do that to most species who have never Magic going through them before.” Twilight said

“Well I don't exactly have magic, so I'm guessing I'll be fine. Cool, I get to stay up for about 12 more hours.” Angelina replied.

“That reminds me, you do know you have Magic now but unlike ours, yours use the life force in and around you?” Twilight asked

“Oh, you mean ki?” Angelina asked.

“If that's what it's called then yes. I'll tell you now, you best get a firm grip on it on or it will cause a lot of problems for you and everyone else.” Twilight warned her.

“Okay, I'll test my new powers soon.” Angelina replied. “This is gonna be so kick-ass, I'm gonna be able to fly, shoot ki blasts, and do all that other stuff.” she thought to herself. “So, should we head inside?” she asked.

“Yep, let's go in.” Twilight said

When Angelina entered, she looked all around to see the pristine hallways and various rooms. There was also a huge map room at the center of the place. She looked at the map and the chairs around it.

“Man, it must've taken years to build something like this.” Angelina said.

“It took 30 seconds actually.” Spike said

“Wait what?!” Angelina asked completely baffled.

“Well you see, Twilight and the girls gave up the Elements of Harmony to the tree they came from and it gave them a box and as a test, the tree gave them a challenge which was more important, their cutie mark or the Harmony in us all? They passed and got this tree and they are the Friendship Princess and Knights.” Spike said gave her the short story.

“Knights? Then how come I don't see any ponies in big bulky armor?” Angelina asked.

“It's more of a title really...for my friends at least.” Twilight said wanting to be anywhere than in here.

“So uh, where is the library in here? You said there was one here right?” Angelina asked.

“Just though here.”Spike opening the door to the library

Angelina walked into the library, seeing the massive shelves filled with books and a table at the middle of it. “How can one place have so many books?” she asked.

“Her name is Twilight and this ⅓ of the library, there's more in the other rooms and I'm the only one keeping it clean.” Spike said

“Shit, this must be a bitch to clean.” Angelina replied. “I wonder where Pinkie is?” she thought while looking around the library, seeing which book could possibly have information on what she was looking for.

Pinkie drop a book on the table label “Swords and history that's short and sweet.” and she said “Try this one.”

“Alright.” Angelina said while opening the book on the table. She then began to flip the pages, trying to find any mentions of Gray Fox but what she did find didn't really match what Crimson Blade79 told her. “Dammit, it's not here. Where could it possibly be?” she muttered.

“Describe the sword so we can help you.” Rainbow said

“Well the sword seems to be a katana with a brown grip and golden looking hilt. It's called Gray Fox.” Angelina replied.

“Oh hello everypony.” Fluttershy said walking in.

“Hey shy, have you seen a katana with a brown grip and golden looking hilt? It's called Gray Fox by chance.” Rainbow Dash.

“Yes I have.” Fluttershy said.

“Wait what? You just seen it, where?” Angelina asked.

“In the news paper.” Fluttershy said.

“Ah shit, they must have it in some secluded location or something.” Angelina said.

“The princess is keeping with her at all times until the owner comes for it.” Fluttershy said quietly.

“Goddammit, I'll need to get that sword, I was told to get it back to its owner. That's the reason why I got here.” Angelina replied.

“Spike, take a letter please.” Twilight asked

“What am I putting?” Spike asked at the ready.

“Dear princess we have found the owner of the sword that you have found, I ask you to please bring it here at your earliest convenience, from your faithful student and princess, Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight said and Spike check it over before sending it off with his fire.

“Um…. Why'd you burn it?” Angelina asked raising an eyebrow.

“Dragon fire has the power to send one thing to a place where he's been or knows it can, so it can be sent to a person and send stuff back, downside is I have to puke it up.” Spike explained it.

“So, dragons are messengers here?” Angelina asked.

“Pretty much.” Spike said

It was then that some blazing horse burst through the wall and sent Angelina all the way out of the castle. She tumbled on the ground but soon got up and dusted herself up. “Did anybody get the number of that bitch?” Angelina muttered.

“Celestia, Princess Celestia.” she said.

“You got some nerve punching me through a wall.” Angelina said while cracking her neck. “I was thinking you were gonna be all nice and stuff but it looks like I'm just gonna have to kick your sunny ass back where you came from.” she added while taking her jacket and scarf off, revealing a tank top and dragon tattoos down her right arm and back.

“You void dwellers are all the same and need to be put down.” Celestia said darkly

“Void dweller, heheheh, I don't know what you've been smoking lady but as you can clearly see, I'm a human not whatever that's supposed to be.” Angelina replied.

Celestia looked at her like she was stupid “Void dwellers can take any form and you are covered in void Magic. So you said you're the owner of the sword and it's a void sword which can be only made by a void dweller.”

“Look bitch, I don't have time for your bullshit. I need that sword so I can give it back to someone and get paid.” Angelina said uncaringly.

“Lies! You can never have this sword creacher!” Celestia said pulling said sword out and point it at her.

“Well then, looks like we're doing this the hard way. Dead or alive.” Angelina said as she pulled out what looked like a German knife from one of her boots. She then pointed it at Celestia. “Last chance, I killed a lot of people with this knife. If you don't want to add to the body count, give me the sword and I'll be on my merry way.” Angelina said.

“I'll never submit to you demon!” Celestia

“Demon, that's a little insulting dontcha think. Well, I've been called worse so get ready.” Angelina responded as she did a simple stride towards Celestia.

Celestia just side stepped it and blasted her with a sun blast spell to the opposite side of the yard from her.

Angelina blocked the damage from the initial blast but was still knocked back. “Well, I guess she's stronger than I thought. Looks like I'll have to pry that sword from her cold dead hooves.” she thought to herself.

Actually you shouldn't really kill her.

“And why the hell not?” Angelina thought as she got up.

Because she plays too large of a role in this universe. The sword is corrupting her, take the sword and sever the corruption from her.

But before she could ‘ask’ anything else she was kicked in the head.

“Never lose focus in battle demon, or you won't live for long.” Celestia said coldly.

“You too.” Angelina said as she stabbed Celestia’s hoof to the ground and started repeatedly punching her in the face.

Celestia flew into the sky to catch her breath and healed up herself “Twilight get the element box and use it on her!”

“Why would she listen to you? You're the aggressor here and besides, the sword has corrupted you.” Angelina said.

“Even if we did, AJ's not here and we can't open it unless all of us do it together and have all the keys which we don't.” Twilight said, her hooves were tied and she hated it, she didn't know who to listen to.

Yeah, it looks like you're in the second episode somewhere Angelina so they don't have the keys yet so you are completely safe right now. Just don't take too much damage and beat some sense into Celestia.

“Well, looks like I know what to do now but first I need to dig my knife out of Celestia's hoof. I'm going to try flying for the first time.” Angelina thought as she began to use her ki to fly. “Heh, not bad for my first time. A little weird but I'll get used to it.” she thought again as she flew under Celestia and yanked the knife out of her hoof. Angelina then proceeded to punch Celestia under the jawline.

“Where's Luna when you need her?” Twilight asked herself.

-Meanwhile with Luna-

*snore*

“Okay I get that she's a princess but how can somepony make that much noise?” Guard 1 asked his partner.

“Maybe it's because of the RCV or something.” Guard 2 replied.

“What's the RCV?” Guard 1 asked.

“Royal Canterlot voice.” Guard 2 answered

“Does it always have to be so loud?” Guard 3 asked.

“Here's a better question, why are we here?” Guard 2 asked

“That's the question isn't it, are we made for a purpose? Or are we just here because we got lucky, those questions keep me up at night.” Guard 1 reply

“I just signed up for the benefits.” Guard 3 commented.

“I might why are we here I thought she had her own guard but are you OK?” ‘Guard 1’ asked Guard 2 concerned.

“I heard her guards are nocturnal.” Guard 3 commented again.

“Hey is Ponyville having a fireworks show?” Guard 1 asked trying to change the topic

“No, but I bet it's not big enough to make Luna wake up for it.” Guard 2 said mentally scared after what happened last time.

-Back at the fight-

“I really need a better weapon to parry this thing?” Angelina thought as she kept deflecting magical blasts with her knife.

“Beings like you should have never existed like that damn Crimson Blade!” Celestia scream in rage

“I’m going to assume you're just a huge racist.” Angelina replied, not really taking her seriously.

How does she know my name?.... My sword must be giving her this information somehow, maybe because of the void energy it's emitting. But even so, she shouldn't hate me like that. There must be something else at play here as well. Angelina, I'm going to give you something to have an edge against Celestia.

“What is it?” Angelina mentally asked.

I believe you're familiar with the Blades of Chaos. Although it might burn a bit when you first get them on.

“I honestly don't care if it burns me right now. Right now I really need an edge against Celestia without killing her or myself.” Angelina thought. It was then that two chains wrapped around Angelina’s arms and they began to catch on fire before two blades appeared on her hands. She winced in pain before slinging one of the blades towards Celestia, slashing the armor on her chest. “Well whaddya know, this could really come in handy.” she thought before continuing her onslaught of slinging blades.

“Damn you bitch! Have at thee!” and Celestia dive bombed her with slash after slash but being blocked by Angelina's new weapons.

“Whoo, this is actually getting kinda fun now.” Angelina said before doing some sort of tornado movement.

Celestia was smacked into the ground and drop the sword but it fizzled out of existence as Celestia fell unconscious.

“The fuck? Goddammit I was so close!” Angelina griped at the blade’s disappearance.

What the? Hmm…. Something isn't right, I don't know where it is right now. At least Celestia isn't corrupted anymore. Now all you have to worry about is explaining the whole thing to everyone else.

“Celestia!” Twilight exclaimed in worry and did a healing spell and check her over as well.

“Sorry about that, she struck first and I got a little carried away.” Angelina apologized.

“I thought it was cool! But we fought mind controlling things before and you really can't hold back.” Rainbow said in awe.

“Huh? So is she gonna be okay after that beating?” Angelina asked.

“Yes she’ll be fine, she’ll be up in half hour.” Twilight said relieved.

“Wow really, I thought she'd be in a coma after that, good thing I didn't use my full force. Although now I lost the sword and I don't even know where to look.” Angelina replied.

“Trust me you don't want to kill Celestia because if she dies, then ponies will have to relearn how to move the Sun because I don't think Luna can do it.” Twilight said

“Celestia and Luna? They sound like star constellations.” Angelina replied.

The Celestial Sun and the full Lunar Moon.

“So uh, I'm assuming that Luna moves the Moon right?” Angelina asked.

“Yep that's right partner...now what in the horse apples happened!?” Applejack asked as she came around the corner just hearing the last bit and seeing her goddess and ruler knocked out a new creature she has never seen before with strange weapons.

“Well, I know this looks bad but I assure you I mean no harm.” Angelina answered.

“That's a lie because you want to hurt the bad guys.” Applejack said.

“Well damn, you're more accurate than a lie detector. So I'm guessing you're Applejack?” Angelina responded.

“Well thanks stranger, but I am...was the element of honesty so I'm much better than a lie detector, and I am…Howdy Stranger.” Applejack said trying to make her say her name.

It was then that Angelina had another hallucination of a German soldier saying “Howdy stranger.” she then clutched her head and the soldier went away. “Why am I seeing these things…. He's the guy I killed for my knife.” she thought.

“Been in a war missie?” Applejack asked

“Actually…. Yes I was.” Angelina answered. “Although I was a child soldier.” she thought.

“Can tell with that million yard stare and that little flashback you had.” Applejack explain how she knew.

“What’s happening to me, am I going mad? I've never had these illusions til now.” Angelina asked.

“I think I know why partner. See when a Griffin was in a war with the Dragons, he was the perfect killer, but when he came to Ponyville he started to have flashbacks to his home because he never met a pony before and his mind was trying to make sense of the situation and the stress. But he couldn't take it and hanged himself.” Applejack explain a her idea.

“Oh dear God….” Angelina said trying to hide her horror.

“But a Dragon had the same problem but he went to a place where no one was around and trained himself and got rid of the stress and he came back and he was fine.” Applejack added.

“Maybe I could do something similar but I don't know if the same thing would work on a human.” Angelina replied.

“You did say that you were new to your magic.” Rainbow said

“Yeah I am and these things are new as well.” Angelina replied, giving the weapons a little shake.

“Well I can tell you how to keep your weapons in top form.” Fluttershy offered.

“Wait what? But you seem like the innocent type, you must be Fluttershy aren't you?” Angelina asked.

“Yes you have already met me but Celestia kinda punched you so you might not remember someone like me you just met but I do hope you didn't get a concussion, you poor thing.” Fluttershy said checking for any problems.

Angelina then unwrapped the chains, revealing fresh burn marks and at her shoulder blade the chains went into her skin like their owner from last time.

“Oh my.” Fluttershy said in slight horror “Oh and my family were all war heroes before my mom met my dad and retired but still teach me everything she knew but never made me K-K-kill anything.” Fluttershy explain her second question.

“Father…. I miss you so much…. I wonder what you would think of me now?” Angelina thought. “Don't worry, this isn't as bad as what I've been through before.” she said.

“Well I'm sorry about that partner but I'm sure your family would be proud of you on how much you grown as a lady.” Applejack said

“How did you?” Angelina asked.

“How did I what?” Applejack asked confused

“Did you read my mind or something?” Angelina asked.

“...Not really.” Applejack said dumbly

“Then how did you know I was thinking about my family?” Angelina asked.

“I didn't, just gave you a compliment.” Applejack said truthfully as ever.

“Oh…. Heh, sorry about that, I thought you knew what happened to my family. Would you like to know?” Angelina asked. “I've never told anyone what happened to me and my family in Liberia…. I don't know, I think I might be able to trust them.” she thought.

“It will pass the time till the princess wakes up from your smack down.” Rainbow Dash replied.

“Rainbow please be more delicate with someone's emotions.” Spike said facepalming.

“It’s fine, I've never really talked to anyone else about this so I might as well get it off my chest now.” Angelina assured. “I was born in a country called Liberia, my mother died giving birth to me. I don't really remember her, my father raised me. Their names were Lucia and Gerald…. My father was a good man, he always took care of me…. One night, when I was five years old, my father was killed in our own home by a Liberian soldier. After I witnessed my father's death, I took a knife and stabbed the soldier to death but after he was dead, someone grabbed me from behind and took me away. The one who took me away was a Colonel of the Liberian army, he made me into a child soldier, I had to train rigorously and hope to survive…. He also raped me but when I turned 14, I finally figured out how to escape from Liberia and when I did, I went to a country called the United States of America. After that, I went to a city called Las Vegas and became a member of the Yakuza. One night when I got a job from the Yakuza in a city New York, it went South pretty fast and some guy named Ghost saved me, I always wondered who he really was. So that's the story of my life…. What do you think?” Angelina said, spilling out the details of pretty much her entire past.

There emotion where all over the place they were happy that she got a happy ending but horrified at what she had to go through.

“Well partner I'm going to say that we're glad that this Ghost helped you out but no one will make you go through that again and we'll help make sure of it, right girls?” Applejack said and got agreements from the girls.

“So, you don't think I'm some sort of freak?” Angelina asked. “I…. I don't know what to say, most people in my world were always selfish, only worried about themselves. I thought they'd turn me down like those other people I tried to be friends with or ones that knew that I was a child soldier.” she thought.

“Heaven forbid no! Look sugar cube we seen gods, demons, and *shivered* freaks. But you are nowhere near them, if we put them on a scale to you, back on your world.” Twilight exclaimed.

“I…. Thank you, I've never told anyone about this until now. Since I was pretty much a foreign veteran in the U.S., I really didn't have many job opportunities and those who knew I was a child soldier or something, they'd just turn away. I learned to trust no one but…. You're all different, I think I'm actually able to trust you, maybe even be able to call you my friend.” Angelina replied. “I've never had friends before, maybe this is a nice change of pace from my world.” she thought.

“Well you can now, don't worry about that! *gasp* I need to throw you a “Welcome to this planet and to Ponyville and sorry our ruler was mind controlled and hit you party!”” and pink zip off like she wasn't even there.

“Well that's a mouthful of a title.” Angelina replied.

“Trust us, she made far longer than that...and still put it on one banner.” Rainbow said chuckling.

“You know, I haven't had a real birthday party in years, heh. This party could be fun to go to.” Angelina responded.

From very far away you could hear the cry of shock, alarm, and an anger to the Gods themselves and they pissed themselves and it was “What!!! I will change that!!!” from Pinkie.

“Well, my birthday is on March 13th.” Angelina replied. “Man, I don't have anything to do right now to unwind. I think I'll drink the rest of my whiskey.” she thought as she began to drink the whiskey bottle she had in her jacket.

“What's that?” Rainbow asked

“Whiskey. Have you never heard of it?” Angelina asked before putting her jacket and scarf on.

“We have but only minotaurs drink it, we have cider instead.” Applejack answered

“Cider huh, that sounds interesting.” Angelina replied as she finished her whiskey. “I think I'm almost drunk.” she added.

And the princess shot up “I'll have 20 chocolate cakes.” and shook her head and grabbed it “Okay, what in the name of me happen...and why do I smell whisky?” she asked.

“I drank some whiskey and some sort of sword I was sent to retrieve mind controlled you, kinda weird actually.” Angelina answered.

“Let me guess, a God lost it and sent someone else to do his dirty work.” Celestia asked

“How’d you guess that so quickly?” Angelina asked surprised.

“*groan* Because Gods are always fucking with me one way or another.” Celestia said

“I’m afraid to ask how.” Angelina replied. “Lord knows whatever Gods like Crim are capable of.” she thought.

“Have you met Discord yet?” Celestia asked.

“Yes, he slapped my ass.” Angelina answered.

“He did what?!” Fluttershy asked feeling betrayed.

“Trust me he's done worse before he said to me “let me shove my cock up your ass” and got a rooster up my ass.” Celestia said.

“Apparently his reason for slapping my ass was because he never seen a human before, I call bullshit on that one.” Angelina replied. “So uh, you never knew that Discord did stuff like that? You two in a relationship or something?” she asked.

“No, this was before he was reform and he did anything to piss me off.” Celestia said

It was then that Discord popped in. “Ooh, I saw fireworks coming from here, is there a celebration or festival? I love festivals, I like to switch balloon floats colors.” he said with a bag of popcorn in his talons.

“Discord have you been flirting with other women?” Fluttershy asked quietly but loud enough to be heard.

“Oh, Fluttershy, where did you hear that from?... Okay, okay, but that woman was a temptress, just look at her, who would wear something like that in public?” Discord asked.

“Bullshit, you slapped my ass.” Angelina replied.

“...Why did I get my hopes up.” Fluttershy muttered before running off.

“Fluttershy, wait, I can explain. *sigh* Damn, I really blew it.” Discord said.

“Really, what was your first clue?” Rainbow ask sarcasm showing shit head

“But I thought she'd be okay with it since she mentioned Harems to me a few times, I thought she wanted something like that…. I gotta make it up to her somehow.” Discord said.

“She meant me and Pinkie, dumbass.” Rainbow said

It was then that Discord had a thought bubble processing through his memories. “Ah damn it, it makes so much sense now.” he said.

“Nice job dickface.” Angelina snarked.

“This is the God who had me at my knees, how far I have fallen.” Celestia muttered her pride completely gone after this show of events.

“Ya know, since this happened, wanna go out for drinks? I'm kinda in the mood since I drank a whole bottle of whiskey.” Angelina asked.

“Sure, you can fill me in on the way on what's happening and what's going to happen.” Celestia said finally getting off her back.

“Okay…. So where's the nearest bar?” Angelina asked while looking around.

“It's a 10 minute walk that way.” Celestia said pointing at the bar.

“Thanks, does anybody else wanna join?” Angelina asked.

“Sure/yeah I'll come partner.” Applejack said with Rainbow

“Well let's go and get drunk.” Angelina replied as she walked to the direction of the bar.

-20 minutes later-

The gang had a few drinks and Celestia was informed of what happened and was depressed.

“The Goddess of the fucking Sun controlled by a fucking sword.” Celestia said face on the table.

“To be fair, it's from the Void.” Angelina replied as she drank some cider. “This is pretty good.” she thought.

“So what's your plan now? *Hic*” Twilight asked already drunk.

“I dunno, maybe I'll *hic* train my new powers soon. Hey Twilight, have you always had two pink stripes?” Angelina said before asking a random drunk question.

“Yes? One on my head and the other on my tail...why? *hic*” Twilight asked unsure.

“Cuz *hic* I once thought of having pink stripes on my hair when I was *hic* about 15 or something.” Angelina answered.

“*snoring*” from Applejack and Rainbow

“Ha, and they said they were *hic* heavyweights.” Angelina commented.

“Twilight had two, Applejack had 9, Rainbow 9 and you are on 11 and I'm on my 15th.” Celestia

“Wow, so Twilight's a lightweight *hic*?” Angelina asked.

And Twilight then fell unconscious.

“To answer your question, she's a first time drinker.” Celestia answered

“Oh I remember *hic* remember my first time. By the time I woke up in the morning *hic*, I found myself in a chicken outfit in Hollywood.” Angelina said before laughing.

“I woke up with Luna, both of us ‘naked’ and in a love holetel.” Celestia muttered

“But aren't you two *hic* sisters or something?” Angelina asked.

“Half sisters, same father, different mothers both dead giving birth to us.” Celestia said

“Wow *hic* my mom died giving birth to me, hey *hic* we have something in common.” Angelina replied. “I'm so drunk.” she thought as she downed her glass.

Celestia downed her 16th glass “I think we should stop now and take everyone home, because I'm finally feeling the buzz.” Celestia said

“*hic* Why’s there like two of Rainbow Dash?” Angelina asked drunkenly. “This was so fun *hic*, we should do this again sometime.” she added.

“I would like that.” Celestia said picking everyone up in her magic. “We can all sleep at Twilight's castle because I don't think you have a home, do you?” Celestia asked

“Whoo, castle party *hic*. All I had was a shitty apartment in my world *hic*. I wonder where Pinkie is?” Angelina answered.

“You called?!” Pinkie said coming out of Celestia hair.

“Hey *hic* Pinks, howsa you doing? How'd you fit in someone's *hic* hair, are you like some kind of wizard?” Angelina asked drunkenly.

“No silly, I'm a $!#+@??!+ being but I have to put your party together for tomorrow, that alright?” Pinkie asked.

“Yeah *hic*, is there gonna be like games or *hic* drinks there?” Angelina asked.

“sure but we have to wait till the kids go home before we break out the adult stuff...you want to get laid?” pinkie asked out the blue so nominal for her.

“*hic* What's laid?” Angelina asked stupid drunk.

“Having sex, rolling in the sheets or having some freaky times.” Pinkie replied.

Why not wait for the sequel?

“I’m asking the woman with free will not her God!” Pinkie said.

Look, she's like stupid drunk right now, you could get her to jump off a building in that state.

“Fine, I'll ask her tomorrow.” Pinkie said

“So *hic* who will I get laid with again?” Angelina asked. “Was there always *hic* two of you Pinkie?” she asked, her eyes not really processing things well.

“Hmm oh there's a second Pinkie in this town, the episode with the mirror incident but most went out of town.” Pinkie explained.

“No *hic*, I never seen this *hic* mirror thing.” Angelina replied.

“I'll talk to you tomorrow but first tell me the most embarrassing moment in your life that you can laugh to?” Pinkie asked

“I found out that one time, when I was *hic* very drunk, I ran around some sort of mall or was it a store, *hic* wearing nothing but my panties.” Angelina said before laughing.

“Ooh blackmail, hehehe.” Pinkie said giggling.

“Huh, wuzzat?” Angelina asked.

“Nothing~” Pinkie sang.

“So *hic*, that laid thing? How you do it? I never done it before.” Angelina asked drunkenly.

“You get in bed with me and cuddle and it feels great when you get up.” Celestia said.

“*hic* Sounds simple enough *hic*, I wanna *hic* try it.” Angelina replied, her cheeks now flushed from being so drunk.

“OK let's do it then.” Celestia said.

-At the Castle-

Celestia put everyone in bed and went to the bedroom with Angelina making sure all her clothes were in the wash.

“Is Pinkie gonna be here too *hic* or is it just you and me?” Angelina asked.

“It's just going to be me and you.” and she lied down on the bed with the naked human and cuddled.

“Your fur is so soft *hic*, it's like a cloud.” Angelina said stupidly as she cuddled.

“Thank you, now get some sleep.” Celestia said

“Goodnight *hic*.” Angelina said before falling asleep.

“Goodnight.” Celestia said falling asleep as well.

-The next day-

It was then that Angelina woke up slowly. “Ugh my head, the fuck did I do last night? Why am I naked?” she asked herself before realizing she was hugging Celestia and her eyes went wide. “What the fuck?!” she exclaimed scrambling out of the bed.

Celestia shot up “What's happening, are we under attack?!”

“Oh my God, did I? Did I do it with you, with a princess? Oh man this is so embarrassing, I'm not into girls but yet I get in bed with one, what's wrong with me?” Angelina asked as she got up.

“Last night was great.” Celestia said “I’ve never been held like that before.” Celestia said while stretching.

“I was so drunk, I think I have a hangover, I have no idea what happened last night.” Angelina replied.

“Maybe I should let you make me your teddy bear more often, from now on.” Celestia said grinning.

“Uh….” Angelina said completely embarrassed. “Oh crap I'm a slut now aren't I.” she thought.

“I mean that was the best cuddles I've ever gotten, makes me wonder what your human do for sex.” Celestia asked herself

“Oh, that's not so bad, for a second there I really thought you did that with me.” Angelina answered.

“Did what exactly?” Celestia asked

“You know, sex. I actually never had sex before but I think it'd be wrong for me to do that with a princess, I mean I'm a woman for Christ's sake.” Angelina answered.

“I've had female lovers before on the throne and it's not always a pony.” Celestia said offhandedly.

Angelina blushed madly now. “Do you know where my clothes are?” she asked.

“I put them in the wash, you spilled alcohol on them, and here.” Celestia said handing her a robe.

“Oh, thanks, how'd you get a robe my size?” Angelina asked.

“There's a few minortaurs that come to here and you are the same size as them.” Celestia said

“So…. Have you seen humans before?” Angelina asked.

“Yes and no.” Celestia answered

“Huh?” Angelina asked.

“My ex student went to a mirror demeson that had ‘humans' but they have pony's stuff and human stuff.” Celestia answered

“So, this is the first time you've seen an actual human. I must look like a slut right now don't I?” Angelina replied.

Celestia rose an eyebrow “You are talking to a species that walks around naked all the time and they are so friendly doing cuddle night with friends is normal...so no you don't look like a slut...but I won't complain if you were.” Celestia said look her over again with a lustful gaze.

“So uh, what if I told you that I'm 19 years old?” Angelina asked.

“Is that a problem in your culture?” Celestia asked

“Well…. Just taboo in my world but legal age is 18 years old, I never really had sex before.” Angelina answered.

“Yes you said and I'm not going to be your first, I'll will make you beg for me and only me if you did it on your first time having sex.” Celestia said offhandedly

“Uh, well I've handled mental torture before so I think I have a pretty high mental resistance.” Angelina replied.

“Hehehe, that's cute but I've made gay guys straight.” Celestia said

“Wow, that actually sounds impressive. Damn it now you got me curious.” Angelina replied.

“That's what he said but a word of warning about me and my sister, we share everything and she into BDSM and other things.”

“Uh, what’s BDSM?” Angelina asked.

“Bondage, Slave, Master play shooted down really and you do it with someone you trust.” Celestia explain

“Well…. Since I've never had sex before, I want to know what it's really like. You seem very experienced so uh, I think I can trust you.” Angelina replied.

“Sure I'll tell you anything you want to know...and be more careful with your words it made me sound like a slut but I only do it with people I can trust or have feelings for, so ask away what do you want to know.” Celestia explain

“So uh, what's it like having sex with a guy? Do I need to know anything?”

“It depends on the guy you're with but you both have to be comfortable with it but if you are talking about sex in general then wear a condom so you don't get pregnant, make sure you check for any illnesses on every partner to be safe, I think that's it other than making sure the guy likes you for you.” Celestia said in teacher mode.

“Wait so is it possible for someone of another species to get me pregnant?” Angelina asked.

“If they are of the same subspecies then yes like a dragon with a lizard would work but a griffin and a deer won't work. But you can have it done with magic if you want but it'll be similar to the human version of sicinsen making two infertile people and using different people to help.” Celestia answered.

“Oh okay, so what's it like having sex with a girl? I thought I'd ask since you mentioned female lovers.” Angelina asked.

“Hmm, it's like knowing how to ride a bike really, if you learn how to ride on one bike but then got on a another you know where everything is but you have to find the sweet point, that's the best way I can tell you but it's sex change to person to person and it depends on what they're into.” Celestia explain

“Oh okay. So uh, I noticed you looking me over earlier, have you seen figures like mine? Like a minotaur maybe? If so, did you like what you saw?” Angelina asked blushing hard now. “What am I doing, am I flirting with her? Oh man, she must really be as embarrassed as I am.” she thought.

“Yes, I did like what I saw, but other then the size and hands of a Minotaur you are completely new and I kinda like it and you are sexy when you blush.” Celestia said not embarrassed at all.

“Heh, thanks. I don't know what to say, everyone I've met before always talked about my ass or my boobs…. It's kinda nice having someone actually compliment you.” Angelina replied still blushing.

“If this is rude then I'm sorry, but your cutlery is weird, I mean why are the two moist things that are used for getting stuff out of yourself, considered sexy?” Celestia said very confused

“Well, uh, there's a lot of positions that I hear people like and apparently it mostly involves these things.” Angelina said bouncing her boobs for emphasis.

“I don't see it myself but don't knock it till you try it...huh? I have new things to play with now, thank you.” Celestia said

“Uh, your welcome. If you'd like, I could hug you, show you some example as to why people like these things.” Angelina replied.

“...Sure why not.” Celestia said shrugging.

Angelina then walked to Celestia and hugged her. Angelina’s boobs pressing against Celestia’s face.

“Oh okay, now I see the appeal, this is comfy.” Celestia said in a little bliss moment.

“Your fur is soft. Oh and your mane, it feels like some sort of fabric.” Angelina replied while stroking Celestia's mane.

Celestia purred at this “Ooh don't stop.” Celestia moaned.

It was then that Twilight gently opened the door. “Princess Celestia have you made Angelina your new lover?” Twilight asked.

“I really want to after this.” Celestia moaned out tapping her foot like a dog.

“Am I petting your sweet spot or something?” Angelina asked Celestia and scratched the back of her ear.

“Ooh!!!” Celestia screamed in bliss.

“Oh my.” Twilight muttered, her wings sticking up.

“Uh, is that normal, your wings sticking up like that? They look kinda stiff.” Angelina asked Twilight. “I wonder why they're aroused by being petted? I wonder why Twilight hasn't asked why I was naked yet, then again Celestia said just about anyone walks around naked here but I prefer to show a bit of decency in public. Around friends however, since they also walk around nude, I might try it once but if I feel too uncomfortable, I'll just wear clothes until I go to bed since I don't have any pajamas.” she thought.

As Angelina was thinking this, Celestia was in pure bliss.

“Well I'll leave you two with your love making.” Twilight said running out the door.

“Wait, this is love making to you guys?” Angelina asked.

“No but it might be yours in Twilight's head.” Celestia said.

“Oh…. Well, did you like getting petted?” Angelina asked.

“By me, yes I did, I mean your hands are perfect for petting, no other species can do what you just did, not even ourselves can do it.” Celestia said.

“Wow, so I'm the only species with hands?” Angelina asked.

“Well there are similarities to others but not completely the same, like Griffins have claws and we don't want sharp objects next to our heads now do we but there's also Minotaurs who have the most similar to yours but they are to big to do what you did.” Celestia explained.

“That’s pretty cool. Although Griffins, Minotaurs, Dragons, and pretty much every other race here are mythical legends in my world.” Angelina replied.

“It's like looking in a mirror, we're mythical to you and you to us, you even didn't have magic, it's like a complete mirror to ours.” Celestia said in awe.

“When you put it that way, it kinda is like that.” Angelina responded. “So uh, you wanna go get breakfast or something?” she asked.

“Sure, we best get going before Twilight says we're lovers and you get the nobles on you.” Celestia said while stretching like a cat.

“Nobles? They still exist here? This is kinda like the medieval era in my world.” Angelina commented.

“I need to get rid of them, it was a mistake to do it but we were at war at the time and me and Lulu were forced on the battle so we had to do something and we made that mistake.” Celestia groaned.

“In my world, the medieval era ended about 600-800 years ago, now only a few countries have monarchies there.” Angelina replied. “I think this government is a diararchy.” she thought.

Celestia's horn glow and they were teleported to the living room with Applejack and Rainbow Dash there.

Rainbow looked her up and down and said “Nice.” and went back to what she was doing.

“I'm starting to think going nude was a really bad idea.” Angelina thought with an embarrassed expression.

“Hey partner, don't pay attention to Rainbow, she a pervert by heart.” Applejack said who didn't seem to mind how Angelina looked and didn't really check her out like Rainbow.

“I am not!” Rainbow screamed.

“That's not what Fluttershy said when you were at flight school.” Applejack said and Rainbow went 50 shades of red that day.

“I really want to make a 50 shades of grey joke now.” Angelina thought. “So uh, where's the kitchen in this place?” she asked.

“Come in my kitchen and you’ll die!!” The voice of Spike screamed.

“Uh…. Do I even want to know why he screamed like that?” Angelina asked.

“Twilight traumatized him with her cooking and he's got in the habit of keeping her away from the kitchen and that also led to everypony, or everyone for that matter.” Celestia explain sipping from her tea cup.

“What the hell did she try to make and where'd you get that tea?” Angelina asked.

“Orange juice and teleport it from a time lock back from the castle.” Celestia said deadpan though most of it.

“Oh…. I have no idea how that works.” Angelina replied.

Celestia shivered and muttered “She burnt it and it came alive and I still don't know how.”

“Okay, that sounds like some Frankenstein's Monster type shit there. What'd she do, zap something with electricity?” Angelina inquired.

Celestia looked up from her tea like she just heard the Sun and Moon didn't need her to move it anymore “That might explain it.” she muttered

“So uh, my worst cooking incident involved cooking turkey for Thanksgiving on a new stove in my apartment, I didn't know how it worked so uh, it caught on fire.” Angelina said.

“Trust us partner we had far, far, far worse than anything you can say...still don't know how Apple Bloom set fire to water.” Applejack said.

“Wait what?” Angelina said dumbfounded.

“Don't ask for our sanity please?” Rainbow asked.

“Okay, so what's Spike doing in the kitchen anyways?” Angelina asked.

“Making pancakes and yes I can hear everything and I do mean everything in this castle from my room.” Spike shout out from the kitchen

“So uh…. That's a little awkward.” Angelina said.

“It isn’t the first time I woke up to Celestia moaning in pleasure.” Spike said

That caused Angelina to blush. “Oh God, how much did he actually hear? He's too young to be seeing or hearing this stuff right?” she thought.

“Who's calling me too young, don't lie I can feel it!” Spike said coming out from the kitchen with a long knife.

“Crap.” Angelina thought.

Spike saw her stiffen and said “Well I'll let you off the hook this time Angelina because you saved me but tell me what am I too young for?” Spike asked.

“Uh…. To know about stuff like sex, sorry, it's just where I come from, people don't learn about that stuff and aren't allowed to until they're like 18.” Angelina answered.

“We already had this conversation, I know everything there is to know.” Spike said getting what she was getting at and he agreed.

“Oh yeah…. Ugh, my hangover is really not letting me think straight today.” Angelina replied.

“....So you don't remember that when Pinkie Pie asked for sex, you said yes?” Spike asked.

“I did what?!” Angelina exclaimed. “Oh my God, I should really keep an eye on how much I drink.” she thought.

“I'll take that as a no.” Spike said.

“Don't worry about it, I explained it to miss Pie and she said she won't hold you to it but in exchange you told her your most embarrassing moment of your life to her for blackmail.” Celestia said and giggling a little remembering it.

“Oh my God.” Angelina replied. “It can't be that embarrassing secret, can it?” she thought.

“I do consider it to be embarrassing to you, so I won't share it.” Celestia said seriously and drink her tea again.

“Yeah…. I did a lot of stupid stuff when I was drunk didn't I?” Angelina asked.

“It wasn't all bad and I kept an eye on you and all you said was some stupid things that had no value to anyone other than yourself.” Celestia answered.

“I swear that I drink so much alcohol that I might be part Scottish.” Angelina remarked.

“Everyone said that partner.” Applejack said offhandedly.

“Wait, people actually said I might be part Scottish?” Angelina asked.

“No sugar cube, the cutting down on alcohol part.” Applejack said with a role of her eyes.

“Oh…. Did anybody tell you about my smoking habit yet?” Angelina asked.

“Is that called a...what did you say? A cig break?” Celestia asked

“Kinda, it's called a cigarette. It's really addictive and thanks to that habit, I might get lung cancer by the time I'm 30.” Angelina answered.

“But cancer is so easy to cure here.” Rainbow said.

“Wait what? It is?” Angelina asked in disbelief.

“All you need is Poison Joke and blue roses.” Rainbow said.

“Those things can seriously stop tumors and cancer cells?” Angelina asked.

“Yes Rainbow is telling the truth but we can't treat it until it actually in your head enough.” Celestia explained.

“My head? Most cancers in my world go pretty much anywhere, mostly vital organs.” Angelina replied.

“It is the same here it's just the head is the most common one out there, so I used that to explain it.” Celestia explain herself

“Oh okay. So uh, I might want to look around after a while, where's the laundry room?” Angelina asked.

Spike came in with all of Angelina clothes dry and fully repaired of any damage. “Here you go, good as new.” Spike said with pride.

“Holy crap, this really does look good as new.” Angelina commented as she began to put on her clothes.

“Hey look at that, a reverse strip show.” Spike said for payback for early.

“Sorry, I'm not into short guys.” Angelina jested.

“I'm not into older women.” Spike said smirking

“Oh please, I saw you staring.” Angelina replied with a smirk of her own.

“A good show is a good show.” Spike shrugged.

Angelina put on the rest of her clothes. “So uh, what kind of pancakes did you make?” she asked.

“Normal, hay, gems, and cake.” Spike listed.

“Wow, my world had stuff like blueberry, chocolate chip, and even sausage. That sounds kinda new.” Angelina replied.

“I can make anything but meats at the moment so say what you want and I'll make it.” Spike said beaming with pride

“Wait, you don't have meat here?” Angelina asked.

“At the moment no, but I can get some later.” Spike said

“Cool, I'll try the normal one.” Angelina replied.

“Okay cool, I’ll be a minute.” Spike said going back in the kitchen.

“I wonder what I should try to look at first? I think first things first is trying to find a source of income and my own place to call home.” Angelina thought.

“Angelina I wish to make a deal with you.” Celestia said seriously

“A deal? What kind of deal?” Angelina asked curiously.

“Well there are a lot of problems popping up lately and I can't get to them all, so I want you to fix them in anyway you see fit, in exchange I'll pay for your house and any food or anything else you need.” Celestia said

“Wow, that sounds like a really good deal, who am I to pass this up, I'll do it.” Angelina replied. “Maybe this could help me find the Gray Fox.” she thought.

“Excellent, but they may be life threatening but I'll let you leave at any time and I'll pay for a house now as a down payment.” Celestia said seriously and content.

“Don't worry, it can't be as bad as what I went through in the past.” Angelina replied. “I did tell her about my past, did I?” she thought.

“Yes you did, tell me some of your past.” Celestia said a little heart broken for the little human.

“Well, I was a child soldier in Liberia. My mother died giving birth to me and my father was murdered when I was 5 years old. I killed the man who killed my father with a knife but I was kidnapped by a general or colonel. The man who kidnapped me proceeded to torture me, condition me, train me, and when I got older, he raped me. I eventually escaped to America but since there were very few job opportunities for me, I had to work in the Yakuza, a criminal organization. How I ended up here, a void god drugged me, told me to get his sword back, and dropped me off here but not before giving me some sort of power. So that's pretty much my story in a nutshell.” Angelina replied.

Celestia looked a bit shocked but quickly regained her composure. “I'm very sorry you had to experience such things Angelina, whatever I can do to help, I will.” she responded.

“Oh that's not really necessary, honest.” Angelina replied.

“Oh but I insist, we still have that deal after all.” Celestia insisted.

“Okay. I wonder how good of a cook Spike is?” Angelina wondered.

-Later-

Angelina stood outside smoking a cigarette as if she was waiting for someone or something. It was then that a mysterious figure in an old brown robe walked past her. The robe seemed to cover the figure's entire body except for a white furred snout. Angelina then practiced her ability to sense power levels and the figure emitted an unusually large one. She then began to follow behind the figure until the figure abruptly stopped.

The figure then turned to face Angelina. “Ya know, it's kinda rude to follow someone without permission. I have some business to attend to and don't bother trying to follow me again.” the figure said to Angelina as he began to walk away once more, his destination seeming to be the train station. A lot of ponies stared at the strange figure as well as Angelina. “What are you all gawking at, don't you have anything better to do?” the figure asked condescendingly and the ponies immediately quit staring.

“Hey, one question before you go, what are you?” Angelina asked the figure. The figure stopped in his tracks.

“Sometimes I don't even know myself. Maybe we'll see each other again someday….” the figure then paused. “Don't you think it's a beautiful day outside? The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and even a pleasant breeze is flowing by. Wouldn't you agree?” the figure asked.

“I can't help but notice you seem pretty strong. You aren't really from around here aren't you? What'd you come here to do anyways?” Angelina asked but received no answer from the figure. “Hey, answer me damn it!” she yelled.

“Woah, something's gotten you in a bad mood. Sorry but I can't really tell you anything.” the figure answered.

“Hey Crim, do you know who this guy is?” Angelina mentally asked.

I don't know but he seems oddly familiar.

“What do you mean you don't know who he is?!” Angelina yelled mentally.

Look, he's obviously from another world and he isn't human. He also seems to be pretty strong and may have magic. Seems to be either a Tier 1 or Tier 2 being, watch yourself around him.

Angelina then walked over to the figure again but this time he drew a katana from within his robe and he held it up to her neck. “Leave me, I won't tell you a third time.” he threatened and all of the bystanders now had all eyes on the spectacle unfolding.

Angelina then swiftly kicked the figure in the gut but only managed to scoot him back a few yards. “Don't you ever threaten me.” she said.

“Well then, if you want a fight, I'll give you one.” the figure replied before appearing in front of Angelina and swinging his sword at her.

Theme of The Mysterious Figure

Angelina blocked the sword with her German knife. “Ha, who brings a knife to a sword fight.” the figure mocked as he swiftly kicked Angelina in the face and making her crash into a building. “Come on, get up, is that the best you can do? Are you holding back on me?” he mocked again and this time a Blade of Chaos was thrown at him but he dodged it in time. “Woah, looks like we got ourselves a female Kratos over here.” the figure commented.

“Do you ever shut up?” Angelina asked annoyed as she kept swinging her blades at the figure and he kept parrying them with his katana. She then took out her pistol and shot at him but he pulled out a golden plated 0.45 Shepard pistol and shot back. Angelina then put her pistol away and flew towards the figure with a burst of speed but the figure dodged once more.

“You gotta be quicker than that friend.” the figure jested until he put a paw on his robe. “This robe is slowing me down a little, let's see how you do against a more agile opponent.” the figure said and he threw his old brown robe into the sky. He revealed himself to have horns on his head and seemed like a goat like figure with a dark brown left eye and a seemingly unnatural blue eye which almost seemed natural if not for it's unusual glow. He also wore some sort of fancy Western suit with a cowboy hat.

“What the hell?” Angelina said with surprise.

“What, ya never seen a monster before? Actually, I'm not really that surprised but I still have things to do so ya better show me your full power or I'll finish this here and now.” the figure replied.

“Damn it, I'm not used to my powers yet…. I'll need to use my ki to turn into a Super Saiyan but wait, only Saiyans can do that, shit.” Angelina thought.

Oh I forgot to mention, you're a Saiyan now thanks to what I've given you. Although you don't have a tail right now, you might be able to grow one. Sorry, I'm a bit forgetful, I always have been in some areas but I have impeccable memory in other areas, you could say that I have a selective memory.

“Oh great, I'll look like a Goddamn monkey.” Angelina thought to herself.

Well technically you already were to begin with, humans are related to apes after all and share common ancestors.

“Was that supposed to make me feel better?! If so, you failed miserably!” Angelina shouted mentally.

Woah, woah, hold on now, the tail is a good thing. You'll be able to grow it in a few days. If ya want, I could teach ya how to conceal it if you're embarrassed by the thought of having a tail so much. Honestly, I kinda envy you a little.

“Okay, I guess I'll forgive you. Well, since I'm a Saiyan now, I really can go Super Saiyan but before I do that, how do I conceal my tail?” Angelina thought as the figure got impatient and punched her in the gut hard, knocking the wind out of her.

“Never let your guard down.” the figure scolded as Angelina went flying and crashed into the middle of Ponyville.

Okay Angelina, I'll teach ya how to conceal the tail. It's a spell I created just for you, say Oozaru backwards but I warn you that the effect only lasts a couple of days each time you cast this spell. Oh and if you say it forwards or in it's proper pronunciation, you'll reverse the spell.

“Well great, I have a crappy spell and a crappy password.” Angelina snarked at Crimson Blade79.

Look, I'm a busy Void God, not a miracle worker. Now get the fuck up and kick that guy's ass.

“Hehehe, for once I agree with you.” Angelina thought as she got back up and a tingling sensation was felt in her upper spine as she charged her ki throughout her body. Her aura appeared to be clear but soon turned a bright green as her hair turned green, her eyes glowed white as her pupils and eye color faded, and her hair turned a similar green to her aura. She then looked at her hands in awe, feeling her own power and clenching them into fists. “Wow, am I a Legendary Super Saiyan?” Angelina asked herself.

Surprise! You are a Legendary Super Saiyan! Although you aren't as bulky for some reason, maybe it has to do with your testosterone levels since you don't have that much, yet you were stronger than the average human. Oh and since you are a Legendary Super Saiyan, you are much stronger than the average Super Saiyans and you'll be able to surpass even Goku, something that even Broly failed to do due to his lack of intelligence and brutish demeanor but rage is the key for gaining even more ki in that form, your ki will increase in power as time goes on but rage is able to multiply the ki output, use it to your advantage.

“Thanks for the advice…. Oh my God you gave me legit advice.” Angelina thought.

Didn't I already give you “legit” advice?

“I’m not opening that can of worms thank you very much.” Angelina thought as she assumed a fighting stance known as Muay Thai and the figure jumped in front of her.

“Wow, so you're a Saiyan huh, well now this is gonna be interesting.” the figure said as he put his weapons away and cracked his knuckles. He then assumed a rather unique fighting stance.

Angelina then dashed forward and punched the figure in the face, a loud clang being heard but the punch was hard enough to make the figure flinch. The figure then summoned a Gaster Blaster and shot at Angelina. She charged a ki blast and it overpowered the blaster but she received a quick kick from behind. Angelina then grabbed the figure's face and slammed him onto the ground, knocking his hat off. She then began to repeatedly punch him in the face until the figure swiftly punched her under the jaw, knocking her out cold and making her revert to her normal form.

The figure then got up, dusted himself off, put his hat back on, and caught his robe in the air. “Wow, you really were a strong one but not strong enough. Don't worry, as I said, we'll meet again someday but next time, come back when you've unlocked your full potential. I'll only get stronger ya know, you'll need all the power you can get to beat me. Welp, see ya around kid, I still have something to do here.” the figure said as he put his robe back on and vanished.

What, are you fucking serious?! Did you seriously fall for the boxer’s knockout blow?! Ugh, it looks like you have a long way to go my little champion…. Still, I wonder who that guy is, I'll have to look into his past to properly identify him. In the meantime, I hope someone comes to help get Angelina off her ass…. Although it feels like I've rushed the story in some way but no matter, what's done is done.

The whole town now stared at Angelina like a cow staring at a new gate. Eventually Twilight and the others managed to drag Angelina back to the castle so she could recover from her fight.