-3- Nightly Mishaps

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“For the love of God, I’m naked! Turn your heads so I can at least put some clothes on!” I said, trying to walk over to the clothes near my bag.

“And why is that a problem? Ponies are usually naked…” said the purple unicorn. Her friends just nodded, but the princesses seemed to be more thoughtful about the situation.

“Please, let’s just turn around so he can dress quickly” said Celestia before turning 180º. The others followed suit in a blink. ‘Oh I would kiss you right now’ I thought. I picked up my bag and pulled out some slips and my long jeans. When I had at least my private parts covered I turned to them.

“I’m finished… but seriously, you gave me the scare of my life! Why did you do that?” I asked. Celestia just smiled.

“The guard that I assigned to you told us that you were very exhausted and you were going to skip dinner. We were just concerned. Plus, my student here told me something interesting” She said, I raised an eyebrow.

“Who?” I asked

“Oh my… I just totally forgot. I was going to present you to them during dinner. Will, this is my student and here are her friends, also known as the Elements of Harmony” She said. I was just looking at them with a little frown. Quickly the lavender unicorn mare took a step forward. She was, like the normal ponies, just a palm or two shorter than I was… while I was standing bipedal. ‘Man… Daring Doo told me that I looked young but in all fours I must be like one of their kids…’

“Hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I’m Princess Celestia’s student. Pleased to meet you” She said, extending a hoof ‘Maybe it’s just like we do with hands?’ I asked myself, holding her hoof and shaking it with a doubtful expression on my face.

“Sure… likewise. I’m Flaming Will, or Will for short” I said.

“Why Will? I would think more about Flame, right?” She asked me with a small smile and curious eyes.

“Whatever, Will or Flame. I’m okay with either” They stared to me with obvious confusion, but that didn’t calm me at all.

Next to her an orange mare with a blond mane approached. She had green eyes and wore a cowboy hat. ‘Well, isn’t that just funny?’ I thought.

“Howdy, partner! Name’s Applejack. Nice to meet ya, Will!” She said, nearly not waiting for my handshake and almost lifting me while doing so. She left my hand quite sore and hurting a bit.

“I… uh… nice to meet you too” I said, a bit shaken. Quite literally.

The next one was a cyan pegasus with a rainbow colored mane. She approached me while flying, with a smug smile on her face.

“I’m the fastest pegasus in Equestria and the future Wonderbolt, Rainbow Dash! “ She said making something like a hero pose. I would swear that I heard a very faint “Woohoo” From behind them. I just raised an eyebrow in disbelief. ‘Seriously? Somepony is very full of herself…’ I thought. I made a quick two finger salute with my right hand.

Just when she was near squinting with a frown my face was filled with pink

“OHMYGOSH! Anewpony!HimynameisPinkiePiebutyoucancallmePinkiesowhereareyoufromdoyoulikeparties?BecauseI’mgoingtothrowyouapartyand…” My brain was in full alert for two main reasons. First, my brain was just overloaded with PINK and a rambling of epic proportions. Second, and most important… someone unknown was invading my personal space.

Don’t mind me, I really like hanging with my friends, but I have a bigger personal space than most people, and I tend to feel attacked when somebody approaches.

My reaction was quick, efficient and surprisingly unexpected for everypony in the room. I just shoved the pink mare away from me, stepping back and creating a good distance between me and the crazed mare. My heart was beating fast from the shock.

“Personal…Space…” I said, holding out my palm with my arm totally extended, making a perimeter around me with it. “This is enough distance, OK?”

Pinkie was a bit taken aback with my reaction, but after looking to my eyes a bit she suddenly drew a big smile on her face. “Okie dokie lokie!” She said bouncing to the others. They looked at her very surprised, but she just giggled and made a “I’ll tell you later” look.

The next mare was an ivory white unicorn with a long, curled and purple mane. She had the looks of someone who takes great deal with personal appearance. ‘Oh great… I was always the one who wore the worst fashion among my friends…’ I thought, still frowning a bit.

“I am Rarity, a pleasure to meet a pony so unique. I run the Carousel Boutique in Ponyville, so if you find yourself in need of fashionable clothes tell me and I will see what can I do” She said. I nodded in respect.

“Charmed” I said. I was shuffling uncomfortably, feeling a bit lost and without any desire to go to sleep.

The last one was a yellow pegasus with pink mane. She was clearly hiding her face with her mane.

“I’m… I’m… Fluttershy…” She said, nearly in a whisper. I nodded.

“Nice to meet you” I replied. I looked to the group of mares and then to the princesses. “So… Celestia, you said they were… the Elements of… uh… something?” I asked “Sorry, I’m still a bit shaken from before…”

“We represent the Elements of Harmony” Twilight said “And Princess Celestia called us to meet you and help you to adapt to Equestria.”

“Yes, that is true. I saw you needed somepony to bring you up to your hooves and begin your life here. I want to search for a way to, at least, make contact with your home dimension… but my royal duties are first, I hope you can understand” Celestia said. I frowned and nodded. “Ah… that reminds me… Twilight told me that she and her friends saw you performing magic… is that true, Will?” She asked me. I shrugged.

“Yeah, I found this old book about runes and I tried to cast fire and ice, but it tires me a lot. I pretty much suck at it” I said. “That’s why I was going to sleep, but… I don’t feel like sleeping now…”

“We can talk about it while we are having dinner, don’t you think?” Celestia said, all of us nodded “Well, we shall go to then!”

We began to walk and I tried to make myself at some distance of the group, but two mares were attached to me like my shadow: Twilight and Pinkie.

Twilight was looking to my hands and my way of walking while Pinkie was… just bouncing and smiling to me. That was unnerving me to the core.

“You’ve never seen a bipedal animal before?” I asked to Twilight. She blushed a bit.

“Sorry. It’s that you walk over your hind legs with ease, and then you have those claws at the end of your forelegs…” She said. I grinned, my brain switching to “Professor Will” mode.

“You see, my former species, humans or Homo Sapiens evolved this way, freeing our ‘Forelegs’ from locomotive work and we began to use our “Hands” in order to use tools. That’s why we become the apex species on our planet” I explained “It was a work of millions of years, and we were at the verge of annihilation for natural causes a couple of times… but in the end we thrived. Hell for what I’ve seen we are far more advanced than you ponies… no offense” I said. Twilight looked like a little girl on Christmas morning.

“Oh! You have more advanced technology? Tell me about it!” She asked. I chuckled a bit.

“We have a wireless information network around our entire planet and with that we can exchange information in seconds or chat with someone at the other side of the world. We have a very wide range of locomotive machines for our daily labor and transportation, through ground, air and sea. We are even capable of space flight. We sent a man to our own moon and he came back. We were planning on going to the nearest planet in our solar system in the next few decades…” I said casually. This attracted the attention of somepony, and in a blink Luna was also at Twilight’s side.

“Your species managed to get to the Moon?” She asked, like if I was saying something unbelievable.

“Eh… yes, went to the moon and managed to get back. It was a mission several days long and with outdated technology. I mean, we managed it like… more than 30 years ago… The technology has advanced a lot since then” I said “I can explain a bit of our technology if you want. However, I’m reluctant to share any technological knowledge I have, which is few. I don’t want to change the way your society is developing…” I said until Twilight interrupted me.

“I understand. Where is the fun if we can’t discover it for ourselves?” She said, with a warm smile. ‘She has a very scientific mind’ I thought. I smiled a bit.

“Yes, that’s a way to put it. I can still offer some ideas if somepony wanted to ask, but nothing more” I said.

We were chatting a bit about everything when we arrived to the dining hall. We took seats while awaiting the food. This time I asked about something vegetarian to not scare them again. I was feeling rather well, watching everypony talking and having just a good time at the table. Unconsciously, I started to humming a familiar song while waiting, tapping lightly my fingers doing the percussion parts. It was a song that I linked to dinners, maybe because I loved to play the game that has that song on it after eating dinner back home.

I didn’t notice until the end that Luna and Fluttershy were watching me with interest. I blushed and hung down my head in embarrassment. “Sorry…” I said.

“You don’t have to say sorry, I was wondering what kind of song were you humming. That is… if you don’t mind…” Fluttershy trailed off. I laughed a bit.

“Don’t worry. It was just a song from when I was little. Kinda stuck on me” I said.

“Oh, a lullaby?” Luna asked. I shook my head.

“No, it’s just the main theme of a game” I explained. “A video game. You know… virtual worlds?” I tried to explain.

“Aren’t those the ones who are in those big machines with joysticks? I saw younger colts playing with them” Said Pinkie cheerfully.

“That sounded a lot like Arcade Games, you have those here?” Pinkie nodded “Well then the video game I told you about it’s something like that, but played on a personal computer. It’s more like an adventure novel made into a game. It’s pretty funny” I said “I had the habit of playing that game right after dinner…”I said, remembering my home. It pained a bit, even knowing I now had to adapt to this new world and that I had their help it saddened me thinking about home. Luckily, the servants came with our meals “Say… if you manage to have a flute around I can play the song for you, after dinner” I said. This made Luna smile a bit.

“Of course! It would be enlightening to see some of your world’s culture” She said. I nodded in agreement. We all began to eat when Celestia spoke.

“Will, can you explain us about the magic you showed while being in the gardens?” She asked, I gulped a mouthful of food and nodded.

“Sure. The book explains that if you inscribe in runic a spell and you pour your magic in the written spell it would just manifest. I learned how to say and tried fire and ice, but it’s very hard” I said “I thought it would be easier”

“That is a incredible thing to do, Will! Don’t you know that earth ponies like you cannot do any magic?” Said Twilight with excitement. I raised an eyebrow.

“Really? That explains why all the other books where centered only in unicorn magic…” I said, thoughtful, tapping my chin.

“Will is more unique than he looks my faithful student. Why don’t you take a look at his inner magic system and see for yourself?” Celestia said, I just looked at her confused,

“My what?” I asked. Celestia just giggled. Twilight’s horn flared up and I felt a tingling sensation.

“Don’t worry, it’s nothing dangerous. You must know that ponies have an internal magic system. Think of it as the cardiovascular system of magical energy. Your former species didn’t have one and since your little… accident your body needed to build a new one for you. In normal circumstances the portal would create a normal, earth pony system. Because of the accident, your body is adapting to this new magical energy from zero, so it managed to build some unique features” Celestia explained with a warm smile. I just nodded.

“So… basically I’m like a mutant?” I replied bluntly.

“Heavens, no! You are just a very special kind of pony” Luna tried to explain. I laughed at the situation.

“It’s not a problem. You can call me that or mutant. I’ll be a pony with hands anyways…” I heard a gasp from Twilight and she levitated my hands up against my will. “Uh… Twilight… what the f… what are you doing?” I corrected myself.

“Your hands…” She said.

“They are… handful?” I asked

“No! I mean… Yes! I mean… UGH!”

“Calm down, Twilight” Celestia said, and Twilight sighed and calmed as she was told “She was trying to say that your body is developing some structures more proper of unicorns, mainly inside your hands” She explained. I just shrugged.

“I’m totally lost here, I don’t know what that means. I’m going to grow spikes or horns in my hands or something?” I asked. Celestia laughed.

“It is not that drastic, Will. To put it in quickly, your hands can act as a unicorn’s horn. In other words, you could perform runic magic before because you had something to channel your magic. A normal earth pony cannot do such a thing.” She said.

“But I felt totally exhausted. And they were very simple spells. Maybe I can do magic now but… I don’t think I’m going to be good at it” I said. It was clear to me, it was a total failure. Not that I minded at all, I had magic!

“Don’t think that way, Will” Said Twilight with a smile. Why she was smiling? “For what I saw you system is equivalent of a newborn. You must give your body time so it can develop properly. You will probably be as good as any other unicorn! And being an earth pony it would be an historic event! An earth pony who can do magic!” She said. I sighed.

“I think I’m not in that group, no pony had hands like, ever. You must think of me as what I am, a fortuity” I said “Just look at me. I was a proud adult with a strong frame and now I’m a scrawny, short kid”

“Colt” Said Luna.

“Yeah, colt” I sighed. “I can’t even work for what I know. I don’t like to live at the expenses of others…”

“Just don’t go there, sugarcube. Maybe ya were a grown up, but ya don’t know nothin’ ‘bout Equestria and to me ya look now like a young colt. Hay you look jus’ a bit older than mah little sis! And she goes to elementary school” She said. The others nodded in agreement.

“It wouldn’t be so kind to leave a young colt alone at his own luck, right?” Asked Rarity, I just shuffled in my place.

“I suppose so, I mean I wouldn’t leave a kid alone… But I’m not a kid… err… colt! I just look like one” I explained.

“That’s the point, darling. You look like one. We know but you can’t be explaining this whole ordeal of yours to everypony, can’t you?” replied Rarity with a soft smile. I cringed a bit. ‘She’s right. I can’t be saying that I’m a trans-dimensional traveler of sorts’

“No, I can’t, but once when I feel prepared enough I’ll try luck on something out there, even if nopony believes in me. I need to prove myself, and find a purpose” I said, maybe a bit more confident that I should.

“Yes, maybe even find your cutie mark!” Said Pinkie. I just stared at her.

“Cutie what? Are you kidding? What is that?” I asked. They looked at me a bit confused too. Celestia chuckled at the consensual feeling of confusion.

“A cutie mark is a symbol that appears on the flanks of everypony when they find what their special talent is. Mine, for example shows my sun-related powers. I raise and lower the sun every day after all” She explained to me. ‘Raise the sun? They are pulling my leg here’ I thought, and put my hand over my mouth, hiding a smile and trying to dissolve it moving my fingers like if I was styling a moustache. That make them more confused but I needed to do that, or I’ll be laughing my ass off right there. I began to take deep breaths and calmed myself after a minute or so.

“Are you ok, Will? You are acting odd…” Asked Fluttershy, I just nodded.

“Yeah I’m fine. I just…” I hide my smile again “I found that joke pretty funny”

“What I said about cutie marks is true, I can assure you” Said Celestia, I shook my head.

“I was not talking about the cutie things, but about the sun. I mean, that’s pretty funny! No one can move something that can’t even see where it is!” I said, barely hiding my smile but repressing the laughter. Celestia and the others looked to me like if I was now joking.

“But I actually raise the sun, and my sister the moon, giving Equestria the night and day cycle” Celestia said.

“But that’s impossible! I mean... The sun that we can see is so far that it’s light arrives with 8 minutes of delay, at least if this star system is nearly similar to the one I’m from, which until now seemed to be so” I said, frowning a bit. “And the extreme mass of both objects are tremendous and with the energy to barely move one of them you could power the entire world with electricity for more than a year.  Also if you were capable to do that it would violate the gravitation laws, because the sun is much bigger than Earth-like planets like this one, so it would be natural for the planet to orbit the sun, not the other way…” I said. I can be very open-minded, but don’t mess with my physics!

They just stared at me, Rainbow Dash mumbling something about “Egghead”. I was just starting to be a little irritated.

“Maybe your world works that way, but I am sorry to say that here it is not the same.” Luna said. I huffed a bit.

“Yeah…Then what’s next? Animals incapable of taking care for themselves? Or maybe you can manipulate the climatology?” I asked with sarcasm.

“Actually, I’m on the weather patrol on Ponyville” proudly said Rainbow. I felt my right eye twitching. I massaged my temples.

“It’s something wrong?” Twilight asked,

“Well, I could say that everything is wrong, this just messes up so many physical laws that I don’t want to think about it anymore” I replied with a frown “Sorry for being a party pooper, but it’s unnerving me that most of the things I learned back home are nearly useless here. I feel like an idiot right now”

“Don’t be so hard with yourself, Will. I think that you being as a young colt has a purpose, for you will be able to learn without losing years to do it.” Celestia said “You still have your mind but your body is many years behind your original age. Think about it as a new opportunity, because you will probably learn as quick as the youngsters do but with the comprehension of an adult” She said, smiling. I just crossed my arms and frowned.

“Well yeah, that’s just the thing, right? It seems that I’m going to be studying all my life…” I said. They noticed clearly that I was not in the mood to talk about it, glancing between them, not knowing what to say.

“So…” Said Rarity, trying to break the awkward silence “Why did you have such a long mane? And tail too. Usually colts style their manes and tails short” she said. I puffed my chest with pride.

“Well, I worked my long hair since I began my career. I wanted to have long hair since I was little” I said, just before rubbing my chin “Now, about the tail I cannot say. I never had a tail before. Maybe it’s because the hair too? I dunno…” I said, shrugging.

“In any case, you should take more care of it. Your mane looks spiky…” She said, grimacing a bit. I smirked.

“Well, I comb my hair… when I remember to do so” I laughed “I never minded about my looks, just about my weight, but for health reasons. I tend to eat a lot” I said.

The conversation was dying a bit, but with the tension avoided. We chat a bit of everything ‘till we finished our meals and waited for the desserts. When I was hoping to have a “normal” night for my standards my stomach began to grumble very loudly. Twilight looked at me worried.

“You’re still hungry? You ate like two of us already…” She asked, but my fear in my face was too obvious “Are you okay?” I covered my mouth with my hand and looked to her with an apologetic gaze.

“I’m sorry for what is about to happen” I said. Celestia raised an eyebrow

“What do you mean by…” She didn’t have the chance to finish. I belched very soundly, the deep burp resonating in the dining hall in the process. It was more proper of a cave troll than a person. My face went totally red and tried to hide under the table. They were looking at me perplexed and Rarity just fainted. But other sound became as loud as my belch.

Pinkie Pie was laughing her ass (plot?) off while Rainbow Dash began to snicker, and finally gave up and began to laugh as well. Then everypony in the hall except me was laughing hard. ‘Oh God… this is the most embarrassing moment of my life…’

Pinkie was holding her chest and crying of laughter “That… that was…” She started to laugh again.

“How… how the hay did you do that?” asked Rainbow, snickering between words. I rubbed the back of my head with my ears low.

“I… eh… how to put it…” I began to rub my hands “My friends and I found pretty funny to make very loud and long burps so… I kinda… uh… trained to make them louder and longer…” I looked down to the floor “Now I can’t control it, my stomach just simply generates a lot of gas… “My cheeks were burning ‘I must be like the worst person ever. I mean come on! Have a special ability to make stunning burps? How is this even useful?’ I scolded myself.

“Don’t worry Will. It’s a natural process in everypony’s body. Yours it’s quite impressive I might add” Celestia said, giggling a bit “And your friends were right. It was quite funny. Unexpected, but funny” She said, smiling at me. ‘Hell, I’m going to kiss you in the end if you keep being so nice to me, Celestia… I wish I met someone like you before’ I thought.

“I uh… sorry again. I know it’s pretty uncouth and uh… I think Rarity might want a bit of help there” I said, pointing to her on the floor.

“Nah, she’s just a drama queen. She’ll get over it any minute now” Said Rainbow, waving a hoof dismissively. I just shrugged.

“Okay… If you say so…” I replied. I scratched my chest a bit by reflex. “So… um… anything on your minds to do after dinner?” I asked “Night it’s still young”

“You promised us a song, didn’t you?” said Luna playfully “I need to find a flute for you, we probably have one here. We need to keep a wide variety of instruments  in the castle for special events like the Grand Galloping Gala” She explained. Rainbow just scoffed.

“I don’t think he can play something awesome with a tiny flute. I bet it’s something pretty boring…” She said. Applejack looked at her with a stern expression.

“That wasn’t very nice…” She said. I just looked at Rainbow with a sly smirk.

“So, you want something awesome…OK… I know something perfect” ‘She wants awesome? I’m going to give her the meaning of awesome and badass’ I thought.

“Luna, do you have an electric guitar?” I asked. She looked at me puzzled.

“Why yes, of course.” She replied

“I need one, a drum set, a saxophone and a bass. I’ll sing and play the guitar, but I need…” I didn’t finished when a pink blur moved around the dining hall, setting the said instruments plus a couple of disoriented ponies at the drums and the bass.

“What the hell just happened?” I asked. Suddenly, PINK.

“You asked for these ones, right? So I remembered that I have hidden instruments all around in case of musical emergency! You never know when you need to pull a song, right? RIGHT?” Pinkie said right in my face. I just gulped, trying to not comprehend what just happened.

“Y-yeah, you’re right. But who is going to play the sax?” I asked. Pinkie giggled.

“Me, silly!” she simply replied, bouncing to the saxophone. I picked up the guitar and played some notes, trying to remember my lessons and the song I wanted to play.

“Are you sure you want an awesome song? Maybe this is too much for you…” I asked Rainbow, playfully. She just snorted.

“Come on! Start already” She said. Meanwhile, Rarity regained consciousness and looked around confused.

“Wha…?” She only said.

“Shh… Will is trying to be awesome with a song” Rainbow said, snickering.

I pulled the first notes. They floated in the air while I was feeling magic around me, and I smirked. I played again the same notes and looked to Pinkie and the others. They smiled with me. I played the same notes two times before they began to play with me. Then the song started

On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round

And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found

The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone

She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone

I started to move my hair wildly around, making it spikier.

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you

I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through

I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone

I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone

I began to swing my hip with the music in a very suggestive way while playing the guitar like a madpony, a wicked smile on my face. I decided to modify a bit the song for my pony audience.

I make a rich mare beg, I'll make a good mare steal

I'll make an old mare blush, and make a young filly squeal

I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone

I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone

Pinkie and I were standing back-to-back and she started her solo, Pinkie totally absorbed by the song, playing the saxophone like if she played it all the time. We winked at each other and continued to play, my guitar solo keeping all the attention while I was swaying my tail and hips to the audience. I was having the time of my life.

And when I walk the streets

Kings and Queens step aside

Every mare I meet

They all stay satisfied

I wanna tell ya pretty baby

Well Ya see I make my own

I'm here to tell ya honey

That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone

We continued the song and when it finished we looked to our small audience.

All of them wore different shades of blush on her faces, Twilight and Luna the reddish ones. Fluttershy was just trying to hide her blush with her mane. It was pretty cute actually. I looked directly to Rainbow Dash. She had her wings spread for some off reason. I smirked.

“Awesome enough?” I asked. Pinkie was stomping her hooves, I though as a way to applaud.

“That was fun! Can we play it again?” She asked. I looked to the silly collection of blushes and I laughed.

“No Pinkie, I think they had enough. Thanks for the help with this song. You sax solo was sick” I extended my punch and she eagerly bumped her own hoof in a odd mix of bro-fist and bro-hoof.

“I don’t know how an instrument can be sick, but thanks!” She happily replied. The other two ponies just shrugged and walked away.

“Well that was… interesting” Twilight said. Rarity didn’t dare to look at me. Fluttershy was mumbling something and Applejack was looking at me with a funny expression.

“Ah’m confused. Ah liked tha song but the lyrics aren’t a bit… uh…” She tried to say. I laughed again.

“The song it’s meant to be that way, Applejack. So don’t worry about it. It was pretty fun for me, and I think for Pinkie too” I looked to the princesses and I scratched the back of my head. “I hope you liked it. It’s a pretty catchy song back home. I know the lyrics are a bit inappropriate for a castle, but I wanted to show Rainbow how we rock back on Earth” I said with a smirk. Rainbow and Luna looked away while Celestia coughed a bit before talking.

“It was very entertaining Will. It was also useful you see, because you just performed magic while playing the song” She said. I nodded.

“I noticed that. I felt a rush inside me and the other ponies just knew the song, even when it isn’t a song from Equestria. How is that possible?” I asked. She smiled at me.

“Music is a very special kind of magic, and here in Equestria, it isn’t odd to look or even be in a sudden musical parade. Music usually makes ponies happy and the harmony that governs this world makes this kind of events possible because it wants happiness and harmony between ponies and others.” She explained.

“So if I start to sing on my own there is a possibility to also start a musical performance? Just because it makes me and others happy?” I asked. Celestia nodded. ‘Well, that’s interesting’ I thought, shrugging.

“Oh well, it isn’t the worst that can happen” I said, brushing it off. I yawned and stretch a bit.”I think fatigue is catching up with me. I think it’s better for me to catch some sleep.” They nodded in agreement.

“Of course. We are going to be up a bit more. Tomorrow we need to talk about your where you are going to live and some more arrangements. Sleep well, Will” Celestia said. I waved to all of them.

“Good Night, everypony. See you tomorrow” I said, walking to my temporal bedroom, again escorted by the same guard.

I was dead, totally dead. I walked like a zombie to the bed and laid there, thinking about the day. I rolled to free my face from the pillow and looked to the ceiling. It was a good day.

‘Learned a bit of magic, meeting new ponies… sang a badass song making sexy moves…’ My trail of thought was brutally cut by the last bit of it. I picked up the pillow and tried to choke myself with it.

“Oh God… I just made a sexy dance and insinuated with a song to two princesses-goddesses and five chicks! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?!”