An Assassin named Jess

by NightmintHLW

Rating: teen
Tags: Science Fiction, Profanity, Random, Violence, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1216

An Assassin who may have pissed of some one very powerful, among other things.

Hello my name is Jess and I'm an Assassin, and a good one at that. But I fucked up the one job I had, and may have pissed of my boss...

Now with new and improved cover pic, complete with real .303 casings

Yea, I have no idea where I was going with this.
Lol I know its bad but don't just dislike it, give some criticism, maybe I can rewrite it later.

I wrote this when I was 16. I did a similar story not mlp based for an English assignment and converted it when I decided I was ready to write a story.
So yeah, I never expected it to be good, but am surprised it has 5 likes and 5 dislikes with 212 views. Yay me.

Published 2018-07-11 16:00:12 UTC
Last updated 2018-07-11 16:00:12 UTC

Latest Job - Failed

Planet: 7495-a
Location: Canterlot
Time: 1509
Subject name: Jess
Subject species: Avali Colors - Blue and white
Assignment: Kill the Objectives

My name is Jess. I’m an assassin, and a good one at that. I have been pulled here by my boss to kill the royal sisters of this world. The younger sister, Princess Luna, Ruler of the Night, Riser of the Moon, and the elder sister, Princess Celestia, Ruler of the Day, Riser of the Sun.

But, as I have stated they control the orbit of the sun and moon. If they were to die half of the planet would burn, and the opposite for the other side, killing all life on the planet.

But if I don’t do it, I can’t go home…

What do I do? Maybe I can trick him and they won't have to die? No, boss isn’t a living being. He sees all. Maybe I should roll the Dice.

The Dice that have helped me in many situations. I roll the Dice onto the table next to me.

5 and 3.

I aim my AM6 Firelance down towards where they are standing. From my perch on the tallest building in front of them I have a clear shot. I pull the trigger. The recoil of the shot sends me into the wall behind me. The power is needed to kill a Goddess after all.

I get up from my spot on the ground sling my Firelance over my right shoulder and run for the castle, using a few moves from a style of parkour I like to call hardcore parkour. Running across the rooftops I vault over a hand railing onto a balcony below and start making my way to the building across from me. As I get to one of the tallest building as close to the castle as I can get I jump the fence, pull out two climbing picks and start scaling the castle and make it the the tallest tower in little time at all.

With guards hot on my tail I jump through a window and activate my glider, gliding away from the city on the side of a mountain.

“I’m gonna regret missing the shot...”

Time: 1517
Assignment: Failed

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Planet: 7495-a
Location: ???
Time: 1629
Assignment: ???

I've landed in a forest south west of what I believe to be the main capital of this world, doesn't seem to dangerous. Then again looks can be deceiving.

Alright, time to set up camp. I think to myself as I find a nice clearing next to a small river.

I set up a small Teepee out of wood and a water proof blanket from my bag, inside I place a inflatable round mattress I acquired for this kind of situation.

As I'm filling up my canteen I here a twig snap, rotating my ears to hear any possible intruders I hear footsteps.

Drawing my custom PD5 Frostbite I slowly stand and point the suppressed pistol towards where the sound came from.

A Bear walks out of the foliage then starts speeding up as it growls at me. As it gets within 3 meters of me i take the shot hitting it in the right eye killing it instantly.

"Welp, at least I've got dinner." I say to no one in particular, I pull out my flip blade and begin to skin it.

After that is done i check the sun and see it's going to be dark soon.

"gota make a fire." Not that I needed the warmth as my are used to cold temperatures, I just need a way to cook the meat.

After setting up a fire and cooking enough meat for dinner (and eating said meat) I set up motion detectors around then head off to bed for the night.

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Time: 0504

I wake to the high pitched beeping only my species can hear, pulling out my Frostbite again I look outside of the Teepee.

A rabbit...

I hiss at it causing it to dash to the nearest bush.

"Shouldn't have woke me up, son of a bitch. Alright since I'm awake now may as well pack up and head out." I say as my stomach grumbles.

"Alright after breakfast."

After cooking and eating some more of my kill I store some uncooked meat in my cold storage unit, then packing up camp.

After Packing up I start to head south east, hopefully out of these woods and away from that city.

It was uneventful, till I got the the edge of the forest.

My ears picked up voices coming from slightly north of me.

"The guards said it was heading this way right?" Said one

"Yes but we're just scouting the edge of the forest, not going in. yet..." Said another

"Shit" I swear under my breath.

I make my way into a tree to see who they are.

"Anthro ponies? I must be closer to home then I thought" I think to myself.

I then throw a Flashbang a few meters away from the tree i'm currently in.

Thunk it hits a tree

"What was that?" The first one says looking to where i threw the Flashbang.

"Maybe its the thing we're looking for?" Said the second one.

As they go and investigate the noise I shield my ears and prepare to run.

BANG!

"AAAARGH" they both shout as i make a break for it, my vision may be gone but my species mostly rely on our hearing to do things.

After a while my vision return's and I spot some train tracks.

"May as well follow them, may find something interesting."

As I make my way down the tracks a train thunders past, as I look in the window I see a very pink pony.

"Huh, you don't see that every day." I think out loud.

After an uneventful 3 minuets I remember my Hover-Skates, after face palming and putting them on I'm moving faster than when I was walking.

As I reach a bridge I take the Hover-Skates off and put them in storage.

"Now, how to get across?" I then remember my grappling hook.

"Alright, hope I still know how to use this thing." I say as I pull said item out of my storage unit.

I back up a few meters to get a running start.

As I run I prepare to throw the Grappling hook.

I jump off the edge gliding on my arm feathers for a few seconds then throw the hook, it latches onto the middle of the bridge and I swing in an upside down ark.

Detaching the hook I land safely on the other side.

"Hah ha! alright on the the next task." I say as I put the hook back in storage and pull out the Hover-Skates put them on and head off following the tracks again.

Author's Note

4 things:
1. Hows the first part of chapter one for good grammar? (first story got rejected for bad grammar)
2. Big thanks to my friends over on discord for suggestions on what happens next in some parts.
3. Huge thanks to (insert name here) for proofreading and editing
4. this may come out first but it is my 3rd story so far