J Edgar Hoover goes to Equestria, for some reason. He decides to destroy the zebras. We are not nearly as sorry about this as we should be.Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe.Part of the Vaginal Mustard Series.Part of the Lyler Archive.Part of the Berry's Bottom Bottle Series.Part of World War 2.Note: This story is a crackfic witten by the Barcast. It contains nearly every offensive thing ever. OwO *notices downvote* What's dis?