The title pretty much says it. He will not make tacos. It ticks Rainbow Dash off... Read it. (seriously read it, you really want too. If only just to shake your head.)

Author's Note: I found that lovely cover picture on the interwebs. Whoever made it you are loved. It made me laugh, so now it sits here. I know what you're thinking... Is this a trollfic? Short answer: No. Long Answer: I ain't smart enough to troll, nor patient enough to write something a minimum of 1k words just to say, "lol look! they think my sucky work sucked! I R Clever." This is my honest attempt at humor if it sucks... well that would explain a lot actually.