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Lee Runs Out of Alcohol

by Greyson
Lee runs out of alcohol. He gets distressed. Hijinks ensue.

During a particularly great party thrown by his good friend Pinkie Pie, our protagonist manages to consume every beer, cider, liquor and whatever else he could get his hands on.

A great feat, for a lightweight.

However, his joyous mood was soon devastated when he realises he's ran out of alcohol, and that the store closes in 10 minutes. With a determined heart and a developing hangover, Lee must force himself out of one of the greatest parties he'd ever attended and to the store, before it shut its doors and breaks his inebriated heart. So begins his great odyssey to acquire more booze.

(This fic isn't meant to be taken seriously, and was inspired after a voice chat in Discord with a particular toss who tried to buy alcohol at 11 when the stores closed at 10. You know who you are, you nonce. Love you.)

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Profanity
Violence
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
 
OSM

2812 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Lee Ain't About That Dry Life 2018-06-02 16:32:09 UTC
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