Rampage Equestria Girls: Civil War

by Nighlocktheawesome00

Rating: teen
Tags: Equestria Girls, Crossover, Tragedy, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Violence, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Alternate Universe, Spike (EqG), Science Fiction, Other
Length: 1047

George, Ralph, Lizzie are teleported to Canterlot High to help Sunset prove her innocence

George, Ralph, and Lizzie are all teleported to CHS during the battle of Chicago, George and Lizzie being struck by mysterious lightning. However they are teleported to Canterlot High, and are transformed into humans. Ralph and Lizzie are lucky George is there to teach them how to walk on two legs. This story is a prequel to Equestria Girls: CIVIL WAR.

Published 2018-10-08 18:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-10-08 18:10:01 UTC

Teleported to Canterlot High

We see George emerge from the debris of the collapsed Wyden building. He touched his head, recovering from the pain the noise had caused him. In front of him was his handler, Davis Okoye, and the woman who promised to cure him, ex-Energene scientist Dr. Kate Caldwell.

"George," Davis said, using sign language. "Are you okay, buddy?"

George did sign language to confirm he was alright. Davis sighed in relief. George did sign language again.

"You look like shit," George said in sign language.

"Oh, I look like shit?" Davis asked, amused his friend actually said that. "Well, then you look like big shit."

George and Davis' laughter was cut short by the sudden movement of debris. George looked in confusion as Lizzie the Crocodile and Ralph the Wolf rose out of the debris. Both monster looked ready to kill each other and roared at each other. Ralph ran past Lizzie while the crocodile roared after him.

Davis, Kate, and George headed over to a nearby Humvee as everyone around them ran away or hid.

"Davis, if we don't do something and fast, these things won't just try to kill each other, they'll destroy everything," Kate told him.

"Okay, here's the plan," Davis replied, grabbing a grenade patch with some grenades on it and a grenade launcher. "You're gonna take this Humvee and find a satellite phone and tell the military to call off the airstrike since there's still civilians and military personnel down here."

"What about you?" Kate asked.

"Me and George are gonna stop these things," Davis replied.

"Davis, don't die," Kate pleaded.

"That's the thing I try not to do every day," Davis replied, winking at her and smiling. "I'll see you on the other side."

Kate nods and drives off. Davis turned to George.

"George, we gotta stop these things before they destroy the city," Davis told his best friend.

"Well, then let's kick some ass," George said in sign language.

"Yeah, let's kick some ass," Davis replied.

The duo then walked up to Ralph and Lizzie. George began grunting and banging on his chest to get their attention. Once he had it, he roared twice to challenge them. Ralph got ready for a fight, and Lizzie made both their answers clear by roaring in return while opening her covers for her gills.

"Holy shit!" Davis and George said, George in Gorilla language.

Lizzie charged forth. George grabbed a nearby support beam and swung it. He hit Lizzie, knocking her into a building and causing her to get stuck. Ralph attacked George and the two got into a bit of a wrestling match. George grabbed Ralph on the back, spun around and threw him. Ralph then revealed a new trick he had. He revealed his retractable glider and used it to gain control again.

"Of course the wolf can fly," Davis said, annoyed that this was feeling even more like the eighties videogame.

Ralph and George got back into another wrestling match. This Ralph appeared to have the upper paw. Using his fore paws to hold George down, Ralph tried to bite George on the throat to cut off his circulation. George used his hands to hold Ralph back. Davis turned around and looked at Lizzie, still on her side and struggling to get free, roaring the whole the time. Davis turned back to the two wrestling animals as an idea formed in his head. He aimed his grenade launcher at Ralph and fired, getting his attention.

"Hey!" Davis shouted. "Over here, mother fucker!"

He fired two more shots then reloaded. Ralph turned, jumped onto a building on his left and bounced off of it to jump inside the building in front of him. Behind Davis, Lizzie was almost free. Davis hoped whatever Ralph was up to, he had better hurry before Lizzie got free. As Lizzie finally freed herself, Ralph burst out of the building and flew towards Davis while George got back up. Davis ran towards Lizzie. Before Ralph could get his prey, Lizzie slammed her jaws shut on Ralph's neck. She swung Ralph around a bit, before slamming him on his back and decapitating him. She tossed his head above her, and ate Ralph's head. Ralph's body and devoured head seemed to emit static electricity.

Back with Kate, she drove up to some military men overseeing the evacuation.

"Help!" she called to two of them. "I need help!"

"Hold on, ma'am," one of the soldiers said. "This is an evacuation."

"There are still people in the plaza!" Kate told them. "I need a satellite phone!"

"Ma'am, this area is not safe," the other soldier told her. "We're gonna have to escort you to the nearest bus."

"No, you don't understand!" Kate said as the soldiers began taking her to the nearest bus. "There are people still trapped!"

"Fellas!" a familiar voice called out.

Kate turned to see a Caucasian man in a tuxedo, holding a rat cage and a laptop, walk forward. She recognized the devilish grin and the badass beard.

"Russell..." she said.

"I'll take it from here," he said.

The soldiers walked off. Russell stepped up to Kate.

"What are y'all doin' here?" he asked.

"Davis and George are down in the plaza fighting the other two," Kate replied. "There are still people down there."

Russell took this in for a moment. He knew what had to be done. He looked over at a soldier nearby with a satellite phone.

"Son, I'll tell you what," he said, getting the soldier's attention. "Let's trade."

He took the satellite phone from him, then gave him the laptop and the rat cage. It took the soldier a few seconds to realize what had just happened.

"Hey!" he shouted feebly.

Back at the fight, Davis was shooting the last bit of ammo in his grenade launcher at Lizzie. When he ran out of ammo, he made a break for it, pursued by the giant crocodile.

Suddenly, the sky filled with dark clouds and two lightning bolts struck down on George and Lizzie. When Davis looked, they were gone. Nothing remained, not even their ashes.

Author's Note

And this is where I end the story. And where it confuses into Equestria Girls: CIVIL WAR.