Author's Note

Goodness gracious me, I just went back and reread the entire story from start to finish

this is an absolute trainwreck

Well that's what you get when you do improv, i guess.

OK:

Plans: I will continue the story, even with this terrible premise and plot points, I think in a sort of strange masochistic way, having this handicap of trying to fit everything together in a semi-coherent final plot will turn out to be a good exercise in how to do improv.

Years in the future, I'll look back at this story and say 'holy crap I was so stupid then,'
but i guess that's just how these things work, we've got to throw something out there, we've got to start bad and work our way up from there, constantly improving.

Speaking of, as this story gets longer, if any of you find any unresolved plot points or suggestions as to how the plot should progress (I'm sure some of you might think of something to save this story), please, please comment and help me out.

Let's turn this mediocre, unfortunate trainwreck into a slow-motion, artistic, beautifully engineered trainwreck worth looking at.

Cheers to a new era, and to the egotist behind it all,
Betless

Fourth Wall Bulletin Board One: Frank Expostulation From The Author