The Origins of Wilson

by kapinder

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Romance, Fluttershy, Adventure, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 7845

Wilson tells twilight about his childhood

The 2nd story in the MLP series about a pony named Wilson
Fluttershy's best friend named Wilson is now back in ponyville from a 5 year adventure. Twilight still does not know much about this colt, and asks him about his childhood. How he got his cutie mark, how he met Fluttershy, and much more will be told in this.

READ THIS BEFORE READING THIS (see what i did there)- I've showed this story to a few friends before publishing, they said it was a romance comedy, you can decide on that before trolling this story with "omgz dis is no lub storee an iz nut funneh"
It would have been for everyone... but the language is just a little overdone
If the character Wilson confuses you on how he got there, read the story Fluttershy's first friend

I submitted this before, but revoked it realising that I could have added way more to the story then I started out with
So yeah... enjoy the updated version of The Origins of Wilson :D

Published 2012-07-28 17:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-29 06:37:04 UTC

1: The story begins

"I lived in a house with my parents back in America. Yes... I'm American. And one day my dad had to go on a mission out of town, but ended up missing. About a week later my mom said that she had to go somewhere and she would be right back. When leaving, she set the house on fire with me in it, and ran off."

Twilight a little in shock said, "What...the...fu"

"Yeah... but it doesn't end there. I managed to get out through a window and swore to myself *before I die, she must pay.* It wasn't long until some gaurds showed up with Trollestia, and this is what started the spark into me hating her forever. Without a word, one of the guards picked me up, and gave me some kind of shot that put me to sleep. I woke up in a dungeon and FOR TWO YEARS.... a few scientists experimented on me. I'm not talking, *they tried a new kind of medicine on me.* I was on the brink of death with most of these. Taking blood samples, removing skin, shocking me with electricity, putting me in a room full of an unknowen gas, and much more was happening."

"But that's not even legal," Twilight said in disbelief.

"Tell that to your Princess. One day, when I noticed a lack of guards in the area; I was able to make a makeshift picklock, and escape. And that day was the first time I ever saw a gun, used a gun, and held someone hostage for my escape. No one died but, I did shoot someone in the knee. I ran into a forest and for three day, there was a search party out for me, and they were being lethal. After that incident, I swore revenge on her. So before I die, there are two things I have to do now. Screw over Trollestia; and find my mom, making her life a living hell."

"I still don't find any of this to be believeable," Twilight said.

"I have a wanted picture of me," Wilson said. "You want to see it?"

"Yes," Twilight said. Wilson got out the picture and it said...

*Wanted, 5 year old, male pony, name: Wilson, Dead or Alive:$300,000*

"Need anymore evidence," Wilson said.

"No..."

"Okay, anyways...I'm glad that picture didn't get farther then 3 towns away. I was in the forest, on the brink of dieing due to starvation, when this woman found me. Her name was Valentine, and she was the mom I wish mine could have been. She took me to an orphanage, where I lived until I was a little older then eight. But I'm getting ahead of myself; around the age of six, I met this filly who was around the age of 3. She was wierd, but in a good way. Most of the ponies at the orphanage were in their own groups, so the rest, including me, were the outcasts. But this girl, her name was Hope, had a stare that could emotionally scar a person. She believed that us outcasts should stick together, and if anyone would screw with any of us, The-Stare she gave would say everything. Around the age of seven, I officially made her my sister, she showed me how to use The-Stare, I showed Fluttershy later on in life, and now Fluttershy scares animals into killing themselves."

"It doesn't scare them that badly," Fluttershy said.

"You gave a wolf a heart attack once, staring at it like that," Wilson said.

"....Once"

"So when I was almost eight, I met my second sister. It did not take long for me to make it official. She was nice to everypony, but if somepony made fun of her, or made fun of somepony else, especially her friends... she would hospitalize them. Her name was Zoey, and for a 6 year old, she had more balls then most of the guards I have met. But when I was about 8 1/2, guards started showing up at the orphanage daily, showing Valentine a wanted picture of me, and asking if she has ever seen me. After two weeks, Valentine decided that I had to get out, and go far away soon. She gave me some money, a knife for protection, and a lucky necklace."

2: Meeting Fluttershy

"She told me to run through the everfree forest, there was no way that I could have been knowen about in anytown past there. So I was able to get through, and luckily, I knew a lot about surviving in the wilderness. And after three days, I was at the edge of the forest, near Ponyville. I thought I would have a better life here, and I did. But before I actually got to Ponyville, I saw this thing fall out of the sky, and I was right undernieth it. It went down fast and did not stop, I thought that it was going to crash into me or something. All of a sudden, this flash of a rainbow followed behind it, the flash was so bright and intense, it gained schizophrenia from it."

"Wait," Twilight said. "So you got schizophrenia from a sonic rainboom that Rainbowdash preformed?"

"Yeah, so all these things started appearing for a few minutes, but then vanished, all except for one. It stood on two legs, was pretty tall, wore a suit, had a pitch black face, and two white glowing eyes. It looked a lot like that fairy-tale, I think it's called a human. I did not know what was going on, and every step closer it took towards me, the more scared I got. And when he got about a foot away, he went on one knee and said *what's goin on?* I asked who he was, he said his name was En Derease Mann, but I always called him Ender. I thought he was going to kill me, turns out he became a father figure in my life. He is right there," Wilson said pointing in the corner.

"One of your hallucinations became a father figure to you?" Twilight asked. "And there is nopony in that corner."

"Thats because he is a hallucination dumbass," Wilson said looking for something. "Plus he isn't a pony. Fluttershy said you were smart, turns out she was wrong." He got a can, started shaking it, and sprayed a mist in front of Twilight's face. "You see him now?"

Twilight blinked a few times and did notice something sitting in the corner, it was Ender. Ender said "What's going on?"

In shock, Twilight said, "But... that's impossible, only you can see your own hallucinations."

"You like it?" Wilson asked putting away the can. "I made it myself; it's a mixture of my blood, rain water, and some other crap I found inside a rotting tree. So Ender thought it would be a good idea to scare everything I can find, and I did just that. It was fun, so fun that I got a cutie mark that looks a lot like his face. A black foggish area, with two bright eyes, more like a scary mark if you ask me. So after scaring every rodent I could find, Ender also thought it was a good idea to scare something into insanity. We searched all over looking for anything big enough to actually be a challange, and there I saw Fluttershy. She was petting a squirrel, so I decided to sneak up behind her. When she turned around, I stared into her soul and said, *There is no point in running, I...WILL...FIND...YOU.*"

"I was so scared that I couldn't even scream," Fluttershy said. "All I did was run."

"So that's how you two met?" Twilight asks. "It sounds like Fluttershy is a victim of..."

"BEFORE YOU CALL ME A RAPIST!" Wilson shouted. "Let me finish the story. Scaring her didn't really feel right, I felt guilt insted of happiness. So then I could hear this loud scream, so I ran over to where the noise was. There I saw Fluttershy shaking with a bear in front of her. I realized that if she got hurt due to something I did, I couldn't live with myself. So insted of distracting the full grown bear, I attacked it insted."

"You attacked a full grown bear?" Twilight said. "What a lie."

"No, he actually did," Fluttershy answered.

"Yeah that wasn't my smartest idea. After telling Fluttershy CONSTANTLY TO RUN AWAY," Wilson said looking at Fluttershy.

"I was in shock," Fluttershy replied. "It's your fault to begin with."

"Yeah it was," Wilson said. "Anyways, I fought this bear, and it ended up throwing me at a tree, which caused me to black out. Now I'm not fully sure what happened next, but Fluttershy said; she didn't want to see me die, so she had enough courage to yell at the bear, kick it in the face, and the bear ran off."

"I then took him to a hallowed out tree that I live in today, did what I could to heal him, and waited a few hours until he woke up," Fluttershy added.

"This story would work better as a flashback," Wilson said.

*Flashback*

Wilson opened his eyes and saw Fluttershy's face. "Good your not dead," Fluttershy said."

"What happened?" Wilson asked.

"Well you scared me, decided to fight a bear, and ended up getting knocked out," Fluttershy told him.

"But why did you save me?" Wilson said getting up. "I left a terrible first impression."

"I'm not sure," Fluttershy said. "It just seemed like the right thing to do."

"Well I'm sorry for scaring you, and I thank your for helping me," Wilson said. "My name is Wilson, who are you?"

"Im Fluttershy,"

"Because of you I'm still alive," Wilson said hugging her. "My soul would never be at peace, knowing a bear killed me after everything I have been through."

"I...ugh," Fluttershy said blushing. She pushed him away and started walking. "No one has ever hugged me before, besides my parents."

"Really? Sorry about that then," Wilson said. "But to be honest, your the first filly who hasn't kicked me in the nuts after I hugged her."

"Wait, why didn't you make her one of your sisters then?" Twilight asked, interupting the flashback.

"My three sisters are all orphans," Wilson replied.

"But you only talked about two."

"I met my third sister on my five year journey," Wilson said. "Anyways back to the flashback."

Fluttershy asked, "You said something about your soul never being at peace is you died by a bear, what is that all about?"

"It's a long story," Wilson said sighing. "Let me just say that I've been through so much in so little time."

The two talked for about an hour over random stuff. Fluttershy smiled and said, "Wow, your the first pony I've had an actual conversation with."

"Not much of a talker?"

"No," Fluttershy said frowning. "I've always been afraid that other ponies would hurt me, or make fun of me, or something bad."

"Well I didn't plan on hurting you," Wilson replied. "It's just that my friend En Derease, thought it was a good idea for me to scare everything I see."

"I've been to Ponyville a few times, but I have never seen you," Fluttershy said. "Where do you live?"

"Nowhere," Wilson said. "I use to live at an orphanage, but had to leave."

"Why?"

Wilson quickly thought of a lie, "It... was infested with rats and... when we were going to a different building... I lost my group in the everfree forset... and ended up here"

"I'm sorry to here that," Fluttershy said. "I have to go, I was supose to be home as soon as I got out of class, and that was over five hours ago."

"Bye."

"Bye," Fluttershy said hugging him. "Hopefully I will see you around again."

As Fluttershy left, Ender started singing, "Wilson has a girlfriend, Wilson has a girlfriend."

Wilson followed that statement by saying, "Ender is imaginary, Ender is imaginary. Anyways... you think this would be a good place to live at the moment?"

"I don't know," Ender said sitting down. "It's free, kind of warm, not that many holes, ya this could work."

"Great," Wilson said. "Now all I need is a to get a job."

"Your eight, no one will hire you."

As the sun set, Wilson said, "I'll worry about it tomorrow; right now I'm tired, and could really use some sleep."

"Sleep is for the week," Ender said. "And its clearly the weekend, bad pun intended."

"Are you sure it's the weekend?"

"I don't know," Ender replied getting up and walking out of the hallow tree. "Listen, I know I'm imaginary and what not, but I'll see what I can do with getting you a job."

"Thanks," Wilson said falling asleep.

*Flashforward to now*

"Okay great now I know how you two met," Twilight said. "I'm going to go now."

"That's not the end of my story," Wilson said.

"...Yeah I don't care."

Wilson locked the door, pushed Twilight back in her seat, and said, "So I woke up the next day."

*Flashback again*

"Hey Wilson," Ender said as Wilson woke up. "I was able to find you something that's close to a job."

"Okay, but I'm really hungry," Wilson said. "Where can I get some food?"

"I don't care about what you ate," Twilight said.

"...Fine I'll summerize it," Wilson said sighing. "Ender said there was a deserted building at the edge of Ponyville that was suposable curse. I Fixed it up within a few day. There was a lot of metal laying around, so that is where I gained my love for building stuff, like these steampunk wings for example. Put up a sign that said Wilson's Wepons and Wonders. Copyrighted the phrase the next day, and my pawn shop was open for business. A few months past, I turned nine, and had enough money to get life-time insurance for my building. Thankfully because a few days after, something in this store would break on a daily basis. Another year of my crappy job has passed and then it happened..."

*Flashback once more*

Somepony walked into Wilson's store, and rang a bell. Wilson sleeping on the frount counter awoke and said. "...Welcome to Wilson's Weapons and Wonder, how may I help you?"

"I was wondering... if I could... nevermind," The Filly nervously said, walking out the store.

"Wait a minute," Wilson said studing the pony. "You look familiar, do I know you?"

"I... don't think so."

Wilson looked at her for a few more minutes then gasped, "Fluttershy!"

"How do you know my name?" She asked.

"You don't remember me?" Wilson said.

"No."

Wilson pointed at a sign and said, "What does that say?"

Fluttershy look at the sign in confusion for a minute and said, "Wilson, is that really you?"

"Yeah, I haven't seen you in more then a years."

"I didn't think I would see you again," Fluttershy said hugging him. "What have you been up to?"

"Starting this store and getting it going, what about you?"

"Well today my parents said I was old enough to leave Cloudsdale and go to the ground on my own." Fluttershy paused, and then said. "Oh I almost forgot, do you have any first aid kits?"

"Yeah," Wilson said. "Why?"

"Well a fox broke it's leg," Fluttershy replied. "And I want to help it."

Wilson got out a first aid kit and said, "Lead the way."

The two entered the everfree forest in seach of the fox. It wasn't long until the two found it, patched it's leg, and the fox limped off. "So, any luck finding a home," Fluttershy asked as they both walked back to Ponyville.

"Well I'm living in that hallowed tree where we officially met," Wilson said.

"Really?" Fluttershy asked. "I have to see you have done to it."

"Well I haven't done much," Wilson replied.

"Doesn't matter," Fluttershy said with enthusiasim, "I have to see it."

"Okay," Wilson sighed. The two walked to the tree and Fluttershy was so excited. "Well here it is."

"Your door..." Fluttershy said in confusion. "Is... a bed sheet nailed to the top of the enterance?"

"Yeah," Wilson said as he moved it out of the way for the two to enter. Inside was one matress, a dresser, and a couch. "I know, it's not much of a house, but it works."

"It must be lonely, living here by yourselfs," Fluttershy said feeling a little sad.

"Well my friend Ender lives here with me," Wilson said. "But he never sleeps, and I mean NEVER, he is actually on the couch right now."

"Ugh Wilson," Fluttershy said in confusion. "No one is on that couch."

"Oh, I never told you," Wilson said facehoofing. "I have schizophrenia, sure the hallucinations confuse me sometimes, but it's nothing I can't handle. Also I have a question, why did you help that fox?"

"Well I had nothing against it," Fluttershy said. "Sure it was a stranger, but I couldn't let it suffer." Hearing her say that gave Wilson the idea to help anypony. "I got an idea, every weekend we should do something to make this house more werth living in."

"That's not really necessary," Wilson said.

"Well you are going to live here," Fluttershy said. "You might as well live somewhere nice."

For the next three years, Wilson and Fluttershy, improved on the tree. Adding a door, windows, walls, rooms, and much more. A room was made for Wilson. So was a guest room which is now Fluttershy's. A kitchen, bathroom, living room, and much more was made.

"I can't thank you enough for what you did," Wilson said. "Three years spent making this place, thank you."

"It's not a problem," Fluttershy replied smiling. "I told my parents about how I was helping you over the weekend and they said that I should have worked for a price."

"There isn't a possible way I could repay you for what you did," Wilson said.

"I don't want anything," Fluttershy said smiling. "Well, there is one thing."

"Anything."

"Could I turn your backyard into a hospital and shelter for animals?" Fluttershy asked.

"Of corse," Wilson said. "I'm not the smartest with taking care of an animal, but I'm sure I could try. Also, when is your birthday? I've knowen you for so long, but I don't really know how old you are."

"Well im twelve right now, and my birthday is next weekend," Fluttershy said.

"Wow," Wilson said in disbelief. "Who would have ever guessed that two thirteen years olds could turn a tree into a house in a few years?"

"I don't think anypony would have even thought about something like that," Fluttershy said sitting on the couch in Wilson's living room.

"Well happy early birthday, I didn't rap it, but here you go," Wilson said, giving Fluttershy a necklace.

"Your giving me your necklace?" Fluttershy asked.

"This is more then just a necklace," Wilson replied. "This was given to me by the person in charge of my old orphanage, and it has been the luckiest thing I've ever owned. And I want you to be as lucky as I am."

"I don't see how losing your group in the forest, and ending up living in a hollow tree as lucky," Fluttershy said laughing a bit.

"Good point BUT, I was able to meet you, run a store at the age of eight, and be lucky enought to meet you once more."

"True, thanks," Fluttershy said putting on the necklace and hugging Wilson. "You have to meet my parents, they would love to see you."

"I'm not a pegasis though, I can't stand on clouds."

"Darn," Fluttershy said a little upset.

"Well..." Wilson said thinking for a minute. "I do have these mechanical wings I made, am I'm sure a could get a lighter-then-air potion from somewhere."

"Great," Fluttershy said in delight while leaving the house. "So next weekend, I'll show up over here, and show you how to get to Cloudsdale. Bye!"

"Bye."

"Wilson got back together with his girlfriend," Ender repeativly sang.

"Ender is a wanna-be version of the Slenderpony," Wilson responded with.

"Okay great, you met Fluttershy again, "Twilight said. "You met her parents, everything went well..."

"Not exactly..."

*Flashing back AGAIN*

Wilson was able to find the potion, the two flew up to Cloudsdale near Fluttershy's house. "I'll bet you $10 that as soon as I walk in, your parents will say, so this is your boyfriend," Wilson said.

"They wouldn't say that," Fluttershy said opening the door.

The two walked in and a voice called out saying, "Hi Fluttershy, so this is your boyfriend?"

"He isn't my boyfriend," Fluttershy said giving Wilson $10. "He is just the only friend I have."

Wilson, Fluttershy, and her parents talked for a few minutes. Mr.Shy then went to say, "Wilson you seem familiar, have I seen you before?"

"Well you are a high ranked guard," Wilson said. "I'm sure we have met at some point in Ponyville."

"So where was the orphanage you use to live in?" Mrs.Shy asked.

"I'm not fully sure," Wilson said. "All I know is it was somewhere past the Everfree forest."

All of a sudden, Mr.Shy pulled out a sword and swung it at Wilson. Not sure what was going on, Wilson got out his knife to defend himself. Mr.Shy the proceeded by kicking Wilson through a window. "Eight years we have been looking for you," Mr.Shy said.

"What is going on?" Fluttershy asked as more pegisi appeared.

"This colt is a fugative," Mr.Shy said as Wilson backed away.

"I am no fugative," Wilson said reaching the end of a cloud. "I was sent to that dungeon, experimented on, and never told why."

Mr. Shy then said, "We knew you were at that orphanage, but Valentine just wouldn't give you up. She was sent to prision, just like your about to be."

"Why didn't you tell me the truth?" Fluttershy said in shock.

"I wanted to forget," Wilson said. "I wanted a new life, a better one then the torment I went through. If you have been through what I have, you would have done the same."

"A complete lie," Mr.Shy said walking towards Wilson, "Your bounty is at $500,000 dead or alive, thats five times higher then any bounty I have ever seen."

(Insert the song How could this happen to me, By: Simple plan before reading the next paragraph)

"I'm sorry Fluttershy," Wilson said with a tear down his face. "But I refuse to go back." He then jumped off of the cloud and proceeded to fly away with Mr.Shy behind him. Due to only being a prototype, Wilson's wings broke and he fell straight to the ground. Wilson closed his eyes and thought to himself, "So this is how I will die? After everything I've been through, this will be the end? Why did all of this have to happen to me?" He then shouted, "I'm sorry I ruined your bithday!"

3: Doing what it takes to make a differance

"How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run. The night goes on as I'm, fading away, I'm sick of this life. I just want to scream... how could this happen to me?"

"Why are you singing?" Twilight asked.

"I... am not fully sure," Wilson said. "Ok back to the story."

*We be flashin back again*

"Dude... dude are you alive?" a voice shouted. Wilson opened his eyes to see it was Ender. "You have to go now!"

"Ehh, what happened?" Wilson said. "How did I survive that crash?"

"I don't know," Ender said looking aroung. "But there is a search party looking for you. You have to run and far away, come on lets go!"

"Okay," Wilson said noticing his knife in the ground. He pulled it out and the small iron blade turned into a long, emerald sword. "What the hell?"

"You done screwing around?" Ender said still looking around. "Because you know... it's just your life at stake." Later on that day at close to midnight, Wilson and Ender were at the edge of Ponyville sneaking around. "There are to many guards here, It's not werth it."

"I need some supplies from my store before heading out," Wilson replied opening a window in his pawn shop. After searching for a few minutes Wilson said, "Okay I got my steampunk wings, a grappling hook, survival knife because the one I got now is a sword, and a few other things."

"Okay great, lets get going," Ender said cheaking for gaurds.

For months, Wilson lived in the Everfree forest planning his attack. When the day came where he was fourteen, he said to Ender, "It's time..."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes," Wilson replied. "Tonight, we go to Canterlot, and Celestia will pay for what she did." At around 9 PM, Wilson entered stealthfully in Canterlot. Getting in the castle was easy, a little to easy. The lights turned on and guards surrounded Wilson. Pulling out his sword, he was ready to fight. One by one the guards fought Wilson, and he was able to defeat every one. Princess Celestia appeared and the guards stopped attacking.

"You have skill," Princess Celestia said. Wilson looked around and saw a filly walking around very confused, he then proceeded to use her as a hostage.

"Wait a minute," Twilight said. "I was used as a hostage once in the Canterlot castle by a blue colt." An akward silence filled the room.

*Back to the flashback*

"We have been searching for you for almost ten years," Celestia said. "Your bounty is higher then anyone who has ever existed. And you decide that coming here was the best idea? You know what, your brave Wilson. And you deserve your freedom, I'm removing your bounty."

"Why did you put me through this?" Wilson said exhausted letting go of Twilight.

Twilight ran away, and Celestia said, "Your evil, I can feel the aura around you. You may not look evil, nore act evil, but you are. And no matter what you do, nothing will change that."

"I may not be able to get hooves on you," Wilson said. "But I sware, you will pay for everything you did." He then turned around and walked outside. There was someone near the enterance with two gaurds. The pony turned out to be Valentine. Wilson and Valentine ran towards each other and hugged.

"I thought you were dead," Valentine said. "I never would have guessed that you would make it to where you are now."

"I'm sorry for putting you through all of this." Wilson said.

"It's not your fault."

"I just have on question," Wilson asked letting go on Valentine. "What happened to the orphanage while you were in prision."

"A few of my relatives said they would watch over it while I was here," Valentine said smiling. "I thought sending you out at such a young age was suicide, but you proved me wrong. So how were the years."

"Well I live in a town called Ponyville, started my own pawn shop, and my friend and I built a house out of a tree," Wilson said. He remembered the great times he had with Fluttershy and a tear went down his face.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"It's... nothing," He said looking away. "Well it was nice seeing you again, I should really get back home."

"You are a great pony, don't let anyone tell you differently," Valentine said. "If you ever want to visit the orphanage, just ask."

Wilson returned to Ponyville. You think he would have been happy knowing he is a free colt, but he wasn't. The years have past, Wilson turned sixteen, he gained some friends, but was still sad. One day while sleeping in his store, two colts showed up and one of them said, "Wilson! What's up?"

Waking up, Wilson said, "Hi Blaze... hi Ace, what do you need?"

" The prom is being hosted in Ponyville later today," Blaze said. "Every highschooler from here, Cloudsdale, and Manehatten will be there."

"...k"

"You going to go?" Blaze asked. "It's going to take up almost the whole area of town.

"I never went to any school," Wilson said. "Why would I go to a prom for highSCHOOLERS?"

"Come on man quit acting so emo," Ace said. "A lot of sexy fillies will be there."

"I'm a hermit, why would I give a crap about dating, even if somepony was hot?" Wilson replied.

"We have knowen you for the last two yeas," Blaze said. "And here is a question... when are you going to get off your period? Meet some fillies, it will cheer you up."

"I don't even have a suit."

"No need to worry," Ace said. "This one pony named Rarity is said to make amazing clothes, I'm sure you can buy one from her."

"Sounds great, talk to a bunch of drunk teens who have sex in the restrooms," Wilson sarcasticly said.

"Quit being a whinny bitch, besides that only happened once," Ace said. "It will be as fun as that time we did acid."

"Fine," Wilson sighed. After thinking for a minute he then said, "Wait a minute... that sucked ass, I went to prision for a week because of you idiots!"

"Great we will meet up at your place," Ace said as they both left.

"Wilson is going to get laid tonight," Ender started to repeativly sing.

"Sense when was that a bad thing?"

"I... am not fully sure," Ender said feeling like an idiot."

"Well I better go find what's-her-name.... Rarity, and get a suit."

Wilson bought the suit, went home, and waited for Blaze and Ace to show up. At around 7:30 PM a knock was at the door. "Whats up?" Blaze said. "Wow, for a colt who looks like complete shit 95% of each day, you look pretty good in a suit. Like a completely different pony"

"Thanks for saying I always look like shit..."

"I didn't mean it like that," Blaze nervously said. "It's just, every time I see you, it's like looking at a colt who fought off an entire army."

"I agree," Ace said. "Suits.... suit you, bad pun was intended." Hearing that, made suits preferable for Wilson.

"Well I have been through hell and back," Wilson said. "Well lets get going, the sooner you two bitch about who can find the hotter filly, and both of you end up still getting no flank, the sooner I can go back to my hallucinations."

"You never went to highschool?" Twilight asked.

"I never went to school," Wilson said. "And I turned out just fine."

"Except your spelling." Twilight said.

"Yeah anyways, we got the the prom and..."

"Damn look at all these fillies," Ace said. "I'm going to be more emo the Wilson if I leave here empty hooved. "

"I'll bet you that I get one hotter," Blaze said.

"Don't look for one based on how hot they are," Wilson said. "Think of it as a strategy."

"Like you know anything about fillies," Blaze said staring at him.

"No BUT, I'm not an idiot who wants to fuck everything that moves," Wilson said.

"Thats complete BS," Blaze said. "Look at her over there, hot as hell, I'm going to ask her for a dance." Blaze walked up to the filly, and almost instantly she slapped him. He then proceeded to walk back to Ace and Wilson. "Okay let me hear your great strategy."

"As you can see," Wilson said looking around. "The female to male ration is about... 4-1. About 80% of the fillies who came here, showed up dateless. And if you think of it, every colt is going to be asking out the hottest ones, seeing that everypony is asking the hot fillies only, it makes them believe that they can control every colt here. You want to look for a girl with little to no makeup,"

"Why?" Ace asked.

"No one seems to believe this but, it seems that the more makeup a filly wears, the more of a bitch they become," Wilson said still looking around. "You want to look for a filly who is alone, and not a single colt has talked, or even looked at her. Asking them to dance will become such a shock, they will be glad that they are with you, not the other way around. They will want to do what you want, mainly because they don't want to lose you, insted of you not wanting to lose them. You may not get laid on the first night, but you may get a decent relationship."

"That sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Your saying I should ask someone like her to dance, insted of the hot ones," Blaze said pointing at a sad filly in the corner.

"Well she is kind of cute," Ace said. "Maybe I'll ask her."

"Hey!" Blaze said. "I saw her first, so if anything, I should be the one to ask her."

"Wait a minute," Wilson wispered to himself as the other two started fighting. He then started walking to the filly.

"Where the hell are you going?" Ace said.

"He is about to get rejected, because his idea is the dumbest thing he has every came up with," Blaze replied.

Wilson poked the filly on the shoulder and when she turned around, they both went into shock. "It... can't be," She said.

"Fluttershy?" Wilson said.

"No this can't be, everyone said that you died," She said turning away. "You can't be real."

"Listen to me Fluttershy, I never told you about what happened is because I thought you would sell me out for the bounty. The only reason I was sent to that dungeon for so long is because Princess Celestia said she felt an evil presence on me. She took off my bounty and made me a free colt. And you know me better then anypony else, I am not evil, and I know that you can tell."

Tears filled Fluttershy's face as she went to hug Wilson. "I knew you couldn't have been bad, everyone said you are but I just couldn't believe them."

Wilson hugged her back and with tears leaving his eyes he said, "I can't live without you. You're my best friend and you always will be."

"Holy shit," Blaze said in shock. "His idea actually worked."

"Okay girls with no makeup," Ace said looking around. "I'll ask that redhead over there, I like country fillies."

"Isn't that Big Mac's sister?" Blaze asked.

"Your right, ehh screw it so I get my ass kicked, atleast I will not leave here empty hooved."

"Okay," Blaze said looking around. "I'm going to ask that pink filly eating all of the cupcakes. I was always into the energetic ones."

"Here," Fluttershy said putting something around Wilson's neck. "You need this necklace more then me."

"You actually kept this?"

"Well I needed all the luck I could get when I thought you died," Fluttershy said. "You look so much different in a suit, you could say... it suits you."

"Wierd, my friends Blaze and Ace said the same things." Fluttershy looked at Wilson and he said, "No they are not hallucinations."

"Nice to see you made some friends," Fluttershy said smiling. "This one filly named Rainbowdash became my friend. When ever I saw her, it gave me self confidence to go on with my day."

"Eww Fluttershy is dancing with the biggest creep in all of Equestria," A filly said.

"I know right," another filly replied. "This whore must be desperate if she is willing to fuck him later on tonight." They both walked away laughing.

"What...the hell was that?" Wilson just said.

"They are just... two girls who bully me alot," Fluttershy said while frowning.

"Fluttershy, you have to stick up for yourself."

"I... just can't," Fluttershy said with a tear going down her face.

"Come with me," Wilson said. The two found a quiet place behind a building. "Okay I'm going to teach you something that my sister taught me, its called The Stare."

"What's The Stare?"

"It is a look in your eyes that is so intense, that you are able to drive anypony or anything emotionally unstable," Wilson said. "The secret to it is that you must be enraged, but calm at the same time. Your eyes must do more talking the your mouth does, I know it sounds wierd but once you learn how to do it, you will understand completely."

"I don't know about this," Fluttershy said.

"Trust me," Wilson said. "You have what it takes to do it. And if anything goes wrong, I'll be near."

"Okay I guess," Fluttershy said as she walked away. She was able to find the two fillies who made fun of her rather fast.

As she confronted them, one of them said, "Ugh what do you want?"

Fluttershy saw Wilson waving at her behind the two fillies, she closed her eyes and said. "Listen, you have made fun of me on a daily basis. Tormented me to the point of tears, but I have had it." She then opened her eyes and gave them The Stare. "You think you're so great because you can pick on the weaker and helpless, but your not. You are trash, you are the whores, and you will pay for everything you did to me."

The two were so scared they couldn't say a word, all they could do was run. Accidently bumping into Wilson, he said, "Hey." His eyes turned pitch black. "So I hear you like to make fun of outcasts. Makes you feel great, doesn't it? Well let me tell you this. If you make fun of Fluttershy or anyone ever again, I will find you. You can run, but I will find you. You can hide but I... WILL... FIND... YOU!" The two fell into fetal position and Wilson walked away.

"Thank you so much," Fluttershy said. "I've been wanting to say that for so long, but was to scared."

Wilson got up on his two back legs, put a hoof on his chin and said, "May I have this dance?"

"You know how to dance?" Fluttershy said.

"...To be honest I thought you did," Wilson said getting back down.

"That had to be the randomest thing I've ever seen you do," Fluttershy said as they both laughed. "Well I'll teach you if you teach me."

"This seems more like a fictional romance story then an autobiography about somepony's life, "Twilight said.

"I couldn't agree more!" Ender shouted.

"Well it's not," Wilson said.

"Are you sure?" Twilight asked. "It sounds like you two are more of a couple then friends."

"Well we are not."

"The only thing missing is the kissing scene," Twilight said.

"Well that didn't happen."

A few minutes passed and Wilson said. "Im going to be honest."

"Honest about what?" Fluttershy asked.

"Dancing... kind of sucks," Wilson said as he let go on Fluttershy.

"Well I dont see it as the greatest thing in the world," Fluttershy said. Wilson stared at her and she then said, "Yeah your right this does suck."

"You want to go back to my house and play some chess?" Wilson asked.

"Chess?" Fluttershy said. "I... guess."

"Ok poet, lets go." Wilson said. The two left the prom and started walking to Wilson's house.

"Hey Wilson can I ask you a question?" Fluttershy said.

"Yeah."

"Can I live in the guest room at your house?" She asked. "I have no place in Cloudsdale, and it would be a lot faster to help animals from there then in the sky."

"Sure, it's practicly your house as much as it is mine," Wilson answered. "If it wasn't for you, it would still be nothing more then a hallow tree."

All of a sudden a pegisi dropped to the ground in front of Wilson and Fluttershy. It was Mr.Shy.

"I'm not sure what you did, but Princess Celestia said your bounty is up and your a free mare," Mr.Shy said. "I saw and heard everything that you did with Fluttershy back at the prom. How you helped her deal with those bitches. When you two were behind the building at first I thought you would rape her, I was wrong. It's because of you, Fluttershy now has what it takes to live her life to the fullest." He put his hoof on Fluttershy's shoulder and said. "I've been waiting so long to say this. You can do what you want and when you want, I will not stop you. If you want to start a animal shelter, go ahead. If you dont want to go to collage, thats your choice. I will not stop you from your dreams."

"Really?" Fluttershy asked with excitement.

"Yes," Mr.Shy replied. He then looked at Wilson and said, "You're a good colt, I was wrong about you this whole time and I apologize." He then smiled, "You look really familiar, but I doubt that we ever met. I wish you two the best in life and an even better marriage."

"But we are not dating," Wilson said.

"Riiight," Mr. Shy sarcasticly said while flying away.

"See even Fluttershy's dad said you two are dating," Twilight said.

With rage in his eyes, Wilson said, "Shut... the fuck... up." Twilight was to scared to say anything.

There they were, sweaty and exhausted, fighting for dominance over the other. The glare in both of there eyes' said that they were determind. Niether would give up, not even for a second. Wilson had Fluttershy cornered and pinned, and with a single thrust of his hoof... he moved is pawn. Wilson exhailed and said, "It was a long battle... but in three more movies, your king will be down."

(Play the song How could this happen to my By: Simple Plan before reading on)

"Wilson... I'm sorry," Fluttershy said closing her eyes.

"Sorry for what?" Wilson asked.

Fluttershy opened her eyes and gave an evil smile and moved her bishop, "Cheakmate."

In complete shock, Wilson fell to his knees and screamed, "NOOOOOoooooooo! How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run. The night goes on as I'm fading away. I'm sick of this life, I just want to scream... how could this happen to me?"

"And then we lived happily ever after, the end," Modern Wilson said. "Well until I valenteered to help out the guards and spent five years of adventuring."

Pro-Log

"And... it's done!" Wilson said. He lifted up a pair of steampunk wings.

"How are you able to afford all of this metal?" Fluttershy asked.

"I get all of the metal off of Stream when they have random sales," He replied putting on the wings.

"What is Stream," Fluttershy asked. "And where is Stream located?"

"...I'm not fully sure," Wilson said thinking about it.

*Meanwhile, back at the new Bandit HQ*

"Ugh, sir," A bandit said. "If we are evil, then why do we sell all of this random crap for a really cheap price almost 90% of the time?"

"It's simple," The bandit leader said. "Our sales are so cheap, people can't miss out on the chance to buy them. Soon, they will buy so much that they run out of money. Inflation will go up, and when I have all of the money. I'll be the ruler of the planet, and no one will stop me!"

(Yes this was ment to be a crappy joke about Steam -.-)

"Hey... they are having a sale on copper," Wilson said looking at a catalog.

"Didn't you just buy the copper for your wings, a few days ago?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yeah BUT... I can get twice the copper for half the price!" Wilson said smiling.

Twilight walked into the pawn shop saying, "So your the great Wilson?"

"Yeah great," Wilson said. "Great in bed, you got pwned!"

Twilight facehooved and said, "If your so great, then why can't you spell *weapon* correctly on your sign?"

"Because I copyrighted Wilson's Wepons and Wonders before realizing, I had the spelling ability of a 2nd Grader," Wilson replied.

"You seem more like an idiot then someone werth mentioning," Twilight said. "No wonder Fluttershy said nothing about you."

"....Really?" Wilson said staring at Fluttershy with insanity in his eyes.

"It's not my fault," Fluttershy said. "I pretty much fully forgot who you were."

"...Your just making it worse."

"Anyways..." Twilight said. "I wanted to know how you and Fluttershy met."

"You want to know the story of my life?" Wilson asked.

"No," Twilight said. "Just, how you two met."

"My story begins, when I was about the age of three..."

"Twilight you might want to sit down," Fluttershy said. "If he tells you every detail about his life, this story will be pretty long." Twilight sighed.

Ehh-Pee-Log

(If you have any questions that this story didn't answer, leave a comment and I will answer as many as I can here.)

Twilight said, "Good story BUT... nowhere in the story did you say how you get Diabetes."

"Well you see..." Wilson said. "It was Blaze's birthday, and Pinkie Pie was in charge of it. So she challanged me to a cupcake eating competition. Two hours later we both blacked out. I woke up in the hospitle the next day and was told by a doctor that me and her both have Diabetes.

Pinkie was in the bed across from Wilson's, and she said, "I don't care what you say, we tied, and I demand a rematch."

The Actual Ehh-Pee-Log

It was midnight and Twilight was sleeping in her bed. For some reason she awoke, and saw Ender standing at the end of her bed. "In twelve hours you will never see me again," Ender said. "But I just want you to know, that I will always be watching you. You may not see me, hear me, or talk to me... but I will be near."

Twilight screamed as loud as she could. "Why are you yelling?" Spike asked.

"Ehh... ehh.... ehh..." Twilight said pointing at the end of her bed.

"There is nothing there, quit being wierd," Spike said going back to sleep.

Ender laughed saying, "Good night." He followed that by teleporting away.

Twilight now dealing with insomnia said, "How could this happen to me? Yes I have made my mistakes. Where am I supose to run? Why won't the night hurry up and just go on? I just want it all to fade away. I'm sick of what I have to deal with. I want to scream but people will say I'm insane. Why did this happen to me." (You see what I did there?... no... are you serious?... you are... wtf man... your a girl... sense when did girls watch a tv show full of colorful ponies? D:<)