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When a Pony Calls

by Seven Fates
When a prank call turns into something more, I find myself trapped in the form of unicorn mare Lyra.

Body swap scenarios are nothing new. They've been a fixture in all forms of media for years. Every author is familiar with the concept to some degree, but none ever expect to become subject to such a scenario. For fan-fiction author Soren Friedrich, his body swap nightmare begins with a seemingly innocuous email from a 'character' in the very universe he writes in.

For Soren, the normalcy being upended with continual accidents in his new form and the advent of a family reunion looming over him, all the while facing down the slow rewriting of his mind and memories.


This shameless punish-the-protagonist fic contains some rather sexual themes, but the only true clop is in the completely optional chapter and clearly marked.

Special thanks go to coandco for all the spot findings that my own cursory edit runs failed to pick up. Just goes to show that I had editors for Displaced and the Gaean Crusade for a reason.

This idea came from an Equestria Daily discussion prompt. I'm doing this more for fun than anything else. Yes, this is a self-insert fic, and it's being done completely ironically. Whether or not this gets down-voted matters not to me.

Names have been changed, as have implied contact and personal information.
~ Cheers, Seven Fates

Complete
Sex
Tragedy
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
STLO

100454 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read

36 Chapters:

  1. My Son, the Unicorn Mare 2012-08-15 15:34:13 UTC
    2397
  2. The Mystical Power of Falling Down Stairs 2012-08-15 15:36:46 UTC
    2321
  3. It's a Shower, not a Slip 'N Slide 2012-12-05 14:42:24 UTC
    2176
  4. Wait, I get free Wi-fi? How does that even... 2012-08-08 20:38:46 UTC
    3369
  5. Of Socks and Toilets 2012-12-06 14:36:09 UTC
    2714
  6. I thought today couldn't get any worse. Suddenly dogs! 2012-10-08 03:54:41 UTC
    2077
  7. ... Who dreams of these things, honestly? 2012-10-08 03:57:20 UTC
    2627
  8. Go for a swim; what could go wrong? 2012-08-23 22:33:53 UTC
    2979
  9. What joy there is in knowing I'm not alone! 2012-08-29 03:07:02 UTC
    2428
  10. Insanity nightmares weren't in the brochure! 2012-09-24 04:14:57 UTC
    3099
  11. Choices 2012-10-08 04:25:49 UTC
    2312
  12. Of Packing and Portals 2012-10-21 20:17:12 UTC
    2882
  13. Headlong into Trouble 2012-10-21 20:13:48 UTC
    2485
  14. Of Biting, Memory Voyeurs, and Voyeurs in Memories 2012-10-14 17:22:17 UTC
    2547
  15. Awkward Situations: Comfort isn't Guaranteed 2012-10-20 02:34:08 UTC
    2788
  16. Hay Fry Fracas 2012-10-22 04:06:30 UTC
    2387
  17. Out Visiting 2012-11-17 18:36:42 UTC
    2414
  18. The Life of Soren 2012-11-17 18:49:50 UTC
    4114
  19. Responsibility 2012-11-11 05:46:48 UTC
    2676
  20. Responsibility II 2012-11-14 01:35:42 UTC
    2474
  21. Spiral 2012-11-17 00:11:57 UTC
    2596
  22. Interlude - Letters in the Notebook 2012-11-18 05:00:19 UTC
    2254
  23. Friendship is Irresponsible Drinking 2012-12-05 19:32:40 UTC
    4402
  24. Cloptional - Consummate Professionalism... In Bed 2012-11-27 15:33:04 UTC
    4769
  25. Away 2012-12-06 04:50:22 UTC
    2496
  26. Breaking the Chains 2012-12-07 15:34:05 UTC
    2822
  27. Interlude - Dear Princess Celestia 2012-12-09 02:41:42 UTC
    1028
  28. Respite 2012-12-21 23:15:52 UTC
    3097
  29. Awash 2012-12-24 01:20:23 UTC
    3564
  30. Resolve 2013-01-01 00:13:00 UTC
    2989
  31. Strife 2013-01-01 19:26:14 UTC
    2515
  32. Convalesce 2013-01-06 05:02:21 UTC
    2593
  33. Surrender 2013-01-12 01:53:22 UTC
    3617
  34. Compromise 2013-01-17 23:27:10 UTC
    3491
  35. Recompense 2013-01-23 05:28:20 UTC
    3528
  36. Epilogue: Dear Equestria Daily 2013-01-23 19:06:43 UTC
    1427