(My first attempt at a Self-Insert/SI, Displaced AND Anthro Story at once, please don't judge me so hardly!)

Y'Know, I had gone through a lot in my life, both good and bad, mainly the latter as I grew up older after High School, so I thought I was ready for anything the world could throw at me...

Still, I had never, EVER imagined that I would end up in this kind of situation after going to my first Anime-Manga-Gaming Fan Convention! I mean, I just wanted to see how good it was in person, maybe get to know others, heck even go home with some new games!

Instead, I ended up meeting with a damn salesman, whom after offering me a wonderful replica of Omega's first form Saber from Megaman Zero 3, which I needed to complete my custom made Composite Omega Zero outfit, that I picked up, and the next thing I know, is that I'm on Equestria...several years plus a millenia before Canon started as a newly transformed, real life Omega Zero!

After recovering from my, totally justified, panic attack, I decided to try my best to avoid ending up on Celestia's bad side and suffer a similar fate to Discord...but sadly, life just hates me because I had not only ended up causing a freak accident that turned most of the life forms on Equus at the time into Anthromorphic versions of themselves, but I STILL ended up sealed in stone following a failed attempt to stop Luna from becoming Nightmare Moon!

...You know what?! As soon as I get out of this stone seal, I'll just get the f*** away as fast and far as I can from this whole madness, find a way back home, and utterly make that damn salesman into my little b****...that's it, if I can avoid, let alone survive, this new era with everyone, Good or Evil, somehow going after my a** for some reason! F*** damn it all! What did I do to deserve this?! I knew I shouldn't have screwed up in Boot Camp!

(My SI Counterpart looks like the Picture of Omega Chaos above)