Equestria Girls Alter: Warframe

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First day/ two remaining before way back closes

The slow humming of the ship as it floated in space created a smooth atmosphere as the mane six and Spike slept in the storage bay. There wasn’t any real luxury’s inside the ship, so the group had no choice but to sleep on the floor. Of course they object to this, but Hayden said there wasn’t really anything he can do about it. When they asked about his sleeping situation he said his was unique but not the bed they’re looking for. So after much debate they ended up here.

“*Yawnnn...*” Twilight is the first to wake up as she got off the metal floor sore and cracking in a few places as she tried to readjust her limbs and shake out the general grogginess of sleep. Though mentally she still can’t believe this all happening for real as the day they went through the portal was still unreal, but her and her friend’s transformed bodies are all the proof she needed to tell her that it has happened. Finally getting the last of sleep off from her body she made her way to the door of the storage bay and knocked on it. In response to this, a small hologram of a slightly cracked cube appeared before her.

“Oh? You’re awake already?” Ordis said with a rather surprised voice.

“Yup, is Hayden awake too?” she asked politely.

“The operator is indeed awake but he is currently doing his early morning routine of stretching and mild exercise. He asked me himself thatno one-shall pass!” The cephalon’s erratic speech both worried and intrigued Twilight as the being itself can feel and express emotion.

“Can I explore the ship while I wait for him?”

“Honestly, in most circumstances that would be-stupid as all-unwise. But your mannerism and overall behavior is most welcoming considering-that as-operator can be a bit rude. So, against my better judgment I’ll let you explore the areas that are available to you. If you have any questions don’t be afraid to ask me.”

“Okay, thanks Ordis.”

“It’s no problem…really it isn’t,” Like that the door opened on its own and Twilight found herself in a hallway before finally reaching the cockpit of the ship were they first gathered when they were first rescue by Hayden. However, the first thing that caught Twilight’s eye is the door ahead of her which has strange growths coming from it.

“Umm…Ordis?”

“Yes?”

“What’s in that room with the strange growths?” the former mare asked curiously. Ordis stayed silent for a moment before answering.

“Uhh…sorry I can’t say. But what I can tell you it’s nothing you want to get close to that’s for sure.”

Twilight did get a sense of uneasiness the longer she looked at the door and decided to take Ordis's advice. Taking the upward ramp she found herself in the armory where there are many complicated machinery and tech that far exceeds anything Equestria has developed. Though, the first thing that caught her eye is the warframe that Hayden used standing there in a circular platform acting like some form of center piece to the entire room. She walked up to the suit and began to examine it head to toe as it still looked like someone is wearing it.

“Ah interested about the warframe are we?” Ordis said suddenly earning a small yelp from Twilight.

“Uh…yeah I mean how does this suit work? I remember when he was saving us he got his leg harpooned by some strange creature, but yet he was walking like nothing happened. How does that work? Does the suit have some form of rapid healing?”

“Well to be fair it isn’t a ‘suit’ per say it’s a warframe though I can see where the confusion lies. But, to answer your question, yes the warframe has a healing factor; however, it’s very minor and requires specific orbs to recover from major damage. Another thing to note is that there are a variety of different warframes each specified to a different use. This one, the Excalibur warframe is easy to use. It’s essentially an all-a-round type of frame that is perfect for most combat situations. It’s capable of dashing and slicing targets, blinding all enemies with a set radius, impale all enemies with a set radius, and summon a sword made up of pure void energy that can decimate armies like a hot knife through butter.”

“I see…so can anypony wear these warframes?”

“You’re not very-no only the Tenno can use the warframes.”

“How come?”

“The warframes are used to help direct the Tenno’s power, for you see all Tenno that live today have a connection to the void. What kind of connection I’m not sure, but the warframes themselves have set abilities that can only be invoked by the use of void energy. As for ‘wearing’ them…um…how do I explain this? Er...they don’t at least not in the way you’re thinking.”

“So do they do it?”

“If I remember correctly it has something to do with a phenomena called transference.”

“Transference? Does he just teleport into the warframe?”

“Yes and no…it’s complicated to explain. You should ask the operator for more details when he’s done with his morning routine.”

“Okay…I guess,” Twilight still had questions, but like the cephalon said it’s probably better to let Hayden explain those details for her. Moving on from the warframe she moved into the cockpit area of the ship, where the full view of space lay before her. It was awe-inspiring to say the least to be up here among the stars she observed through a telescope. However, admiring the view can wait as she headed to the computer that Hayden once looked through while Twilight and her friends were messing around in his ship.

“Ah…the database. The operator may not look like it, but he often scans wildlife and enemies in order to study them and develop plans of attack to deal with them. Er…the enemies anyway…”

Twilight gave a confused side glance as she laid her eyes upon the keyboard as it is similar to a typewriter, but it was more futuristic. She attempted to use her newfound fingers to use the interface but more often than not she found herself pressing the wrong button, “Um…a little help?”

“*Sigh* you ponies are quite archaic creatures if you don’t know how to work a simple computer.”

“It’s not like our kind has reach this form of advancement in technology! Honestly, I’m not even sure if anypony is even developing this kind of tech.”

“Savages!-Well you can’t speed up progress…but anyway I can help with the interface. What do you need to know?”

“About this world…I asked Hayden about it yesterday, but he just skimmed the details…”

“I’m guessing it’s because the operator wanted to protect you from the harsh reality of the world we live in. Though, I’m not sure how conflict works where you’re from, but here war is a constant as the Grineer, Corpus, and the Infested factions combat each other for domination of this system. Innocents are often caught in these battles and this is why the Tenno exist, to protect the innocent and destroy evil were it lies. Hayden himself is among the first Tenno to awaken from sleep and start his duty.”

“So the Tenno serve as the protectors’ of this universe hmm…what about...”

“What about, what?” Spoke out a familiar voice as Twilight turned to see Hayden already suited in the Excalibur warframe.

“Oh Hayden! I’m guessing you’re done with your morning routine?”

“Huh, Ordis told you? Yeah, waking up from deep sleep can put a real stiffness in your joints. Well I guess you can relate since you had to sleep in the storage bay after all. Anyway, Ordis was helping you learn more about this crazy insane world we live in. Well, what I can tell you is that besides the Tenno, civilians, and defectors; the three other factions Ordis just told you are just plain bad news.”

“I imagine from what you told us yesterday. The Grineer are terrible beings that serve their queens with no question what’s so ever. The Corpus are greedy monsters that think of nothing but profit, and the Infested were once a weapon used by the Orkin, but backfired and became a threat itself.”

“That sums them up in a nutshell and that’s all you need to know about them. So…are the others awake?”

“No, just me for now. But I would think they’ll be getting up soon.”

“Good, good, because today we’re going information hunting.”

“Umm…how? Sunset hasn’t been here for very long, I doubt anyone in this universe is even aware of her right now.”

“Let’s just say I know a guy who is quick to gather information and sell said information for a decent price.”

“Okay, if your ‘guy’ does have the information like you said where do we find him?”

“Twi, you’re about to see how people live in peace during all this strife. Ordis set coordinates to the nearest relay.”

“Right away operator!”

The engines of the ship roared to life and lurched as it aimed at one direction in the seemingly endless void before suddenly taking off and nearly knocking the two back into the nearest wall. “Ow…”

“Oops…I forgot the countdown again didn’t I?”

“Eeyup…”

/

Location: Strata Relay

After a few seconds of traveling the ship slowed down as a large space station came into view with multiple ships coming in and out of the structure. Twilight was amazed to see such a building floating out here in the void of space with such commence as well, “Park us Ordis,” Hayden said causally.

“Park your as-affirmative operator.”

Slowly the ship came into the port before leaning back enough to the point of placing the ship vertically and locking to the parking slot where the ship came into an entire stop. Once the entire ship settle Twilight was shocked to see that they’re still standing normally despite the ship being completely vertical. The humanized mare was about to ask some questions, but Hayden quickly walked away and beckoned her to follow him. After some walking, the duo made it to the deployment room as the all too familiar man-shape hole stood before them.

“You know how this works. I’ll be waiting for you on the other side,” With that said Hayden stepped into the indent in the door before it turned and released him in the other side. The door returned for Twilight and like the Tenno before her she stepped inside before the door turned and revealed to her the outside of the parking lot his ship landed into.

“Whoa…” she said with awestruck eyes as she stepped off the man-shaped indent and examined the new environment around her plus the living inhabitants that ran or walked around, “Are those? Tenno as well?”

“Eyup, more and more Tenno wake up every day yah know? But other than Tenno there are some civilians that find work or even live here as a form of sanctuary from the evils outside. But, I can tell you about that later. First I need to introduce you to Darvo and Clem.”

“Darvo and Clem? Are they friends of yours?”

“You can say that. I’ve done Darvo some favors and since then we’re good business partners as for Clem he’s just a nice pile of simple that I couldn’t help but enjoy his presence.”

“They sound like nice people.”

“Well one’s a former Corpus employee that started his own business without harming the universe and the other is a failed Grineer clone that won’t bow down to the queens. Essentially, we’re bunch weirdos that congregated and became friends.”

“Wow, that’s ironic.”

“It is isn’t it? But, it goes to show that not all the guys I meet are trying to kill me.”

Twilight gave a small nod, acknowledging the information, “That’s good to know, so where are they in this…relay you called it?”

“Second floor, door on the left. Just follow me and everything will be quick, c’mon,” Twilight gave another ‘okay’ before the duo took off to meet with Darvo. Along the way Twilight got to see more of the inner environment of the relay. She saw more variations of the warframes the Tenno use and various civilians chatting the day away as they passed through. She herself got a few strange looks, but mostly she was ignored. She was surprised by the large crowd surrounding a strangely dressed man who was handing out strange artifacts in trade for credits and strange currency. Twilight being the curious mare she is asked Hayden who that person was. The Tenno explained that he is Baro’kitteer and he is a void trader. Give him credits and ducats and in return he’ll give you rare items that only he can find.

Walking away from the large mass of Tenno the duo made their way to a large elevator. The two stepped inside and to Twilight’s surprise a thin plate of energy appeared below them and suddenly took them up before stopping shortly at the second floor. The two stepped out and headed toward the door on the left. The door opened to their presence and finally Twilight got to see the two beings Hayden talked about recently. A man dressed in blue and flipping though a advanced notepad took quick notice of them along with an armored Grineer who was just staring out into space.

“Ah, Tenno! It’s good to see you again, and I see you brought a friend,” Darvo said with happy tone in his voice.

“Clem?” was the only thing the Grineer said in addition to Darvo’s notice.

“Hey Darvo, hi Clem, it’s nice to see you both again.”

“Heh, you and your rhyming, so who’s your friend? You’re not the type to bring someone along to my shop.”

Twilight walked up to the merchant and offered a hand, “My name is Twilight Sparkle, I’m a…err…friend of Hayden’s.”

“Clem?” The simpleminded Grineer said while tilting his head with confusion.

“Heh, you’re right Clem. She’s not a very good liar is she?” Darvo said with a small fit of laughter, “But seriously what’s your name and where did you come from?”

“Okay…but you’re not going to believe me,” With a deep breath Twilight continued, “My name IS Twilight Sparkle and I’m a recently crowned princess from another world called Equestria.”

“…”

“…”

“I know what you two are thinking, but in all seriousness. She’s telling you the truth and not pulling some form of joke on you,” Hayden clarified.

“I see…huh…well. Hmm…anyway what brings you two here?”

“I’m here on business. You see my friend here is looking for a thief that stole a precious artifact from their world and is hiding out in our world. I was hoping that you may have heard something during your journey to collect more wares.”

“Clem, Clem?”

“Hmm…I may have heard something…but of course like you said this is business. Do you have the funds to buy such information out of me?”

“You know I do pal,” Hayden said pulling out ten thousand credits and handing them over to Darvo.

“Heh, thanks for your patronage Tenno. Now that you mention it, not too long ago a Grineer transport ship was stolen on earth, by who I do not know but a brief transmission from a Grineer claimed it was armorless female Tenno before it was cut off.”

“Female Tenno? Hmm…I doubt it, but if it is Sunset Shimmer then how the hell did she managed to steal a Grineer transport ship?” Hayden asked.

“The heck if I know. You Tenno and you’re crazy powers, but it doesn’t seem like she works for your Lotus.”

“Do you have the location where that transmission was last sent?”

“Er…maybe. Since the ship is on the move I can’t accurately pinpoint its location, but the last sector the broadcast was emitted from was in Earth space.”

“I see…thanks Darvo. We need all the information we can get our hands on.”

“Eeeh…what are friends for huh?”

“Right, see you later Darvo and Clem.”

“Clem!”

“Haha, see you later Tenno.”

With the conversation at an end Hayden and Twilight walked out of the room and made their way to the elevator in order to get back to the ship. The transformed mare herself was quite surprised at the colorful friends Hayden has in those two. Though she herself was relieved that now that they have some sort of lead to go on. However, along the way she can’t help but ask how Hayden met Darvo and Clem.

“So how did you meet those two?” Twilight asked with curiosity.

“Those two? Well Darvo and I go way back, he’s the reason I was able to stay armed when I first woke up from my slumber. He’s a business man for sure, but he’s has a good heart and is willing to help our cause out for a price. Also for the really tough work he can’t do on his own he usually calls me to lend a hand. So you can say our friendship is a beneficial one that works for both of us.”

“What about Clem? He’s a…interesting character.”

“Oh Clem? Heh, Like I mentioned earlier he’s a Grineer clone that wouldn’t bow down to the queens and is also a contractor of Darvo’s. I met him when Darvo asked me to save him from his executors. It’s true that the only things he can say are his own name and Grataka, but he’s a lovable guy with penchant for violence. Heh, you should see him in action, there is no man that I know that can effectively wield dual Gratakas as much as he can.”

“Really? I didn’t get that vibe from him in that room.”

“Yeah, the childlike innocence is one of his charms. He’s a simple man who has simple needs and every once in while I join a job with him just to wreck havoc on all the Grineer and Corpus that get in our way. I guess we simply bonded over our mutual love for creative violence…and explosions. Void…there just something so beautiful about blowing things up,” Hayden said with nostalgic remembrance as he recalled placing explosive rounds into his Hek and watching everything fly in a small explosion.

Twilight gave a nervous chuckle as Hayden’s love for violence honestly scared her a bit as she never knew anypony who was so relax with taking another beings life without having any qualms with it. It’s almost disgusting to be honest, but then again she know nothing about Hayden himself or what he has been through that resulted in him being casual about taking a life. Maybe she should ask him, “So…Hayden.”

The Tenno jumped a bit from his name being called as he was too busy reminiscing the glory days, “Oh err, what? Sorry I was reliving some fun moments of my life.”

“I was just wondering. What’s your story?”

Hearing this question froze the Tenno in place much to Twilight’s surprise, “Oh! Sorry, did I touch a sensitive subject? I didn’t mean to bring back any bad memories!” In the midst of her apologizes Hayden immediately brought a finger to her face telling her to shush.

“It’s alright…it’s just…I have a hard time figuring it out myself.”

“Wait…you don’t know?!”

“I didn’t say that. It’s just…hard to explain. Honestly, there still some pieces of my history I’m not clear about, but when we get back to the ship I’ll explain what I do know and how did I came to learn about my own pieces of history. Because, my history is all the Tenno’s in the universe.”

/

Meanwhile in the Uranus space zone, Sunset was starting to lose her patience. An entire crew of Grineer under her dominant hand and still they couldn’t find a place where she can hide out for the rest of her days. Although, the knowledge that wearing the crown grants her the use of her magic is a plus as she used some of it to dispose one of the metal men who tried calling for help. Though it seems that these metal beings can understand her, however, she can’t make heads or tails what they were saying.

“(We’re near the Uranus space-zone,)” Whispered a Grineer to another.

“(Start a broadcast, if we’re lucky somebody in the base will hear us.)”

“What are you two whispering about?” Sunset asked with narrow eyes as the two Grineers quickly stood up straight when hearing the voice of their young captor.

“(Uhh…we wanted to listen to the radio?)”

“(We thought some music will help lighten the mood.)”

Though it didn’t look like it, the Grineer themselves are sweating in their armor in complete nervousness. Thankfully, Sunset simply raised a brow, “Well it doesn’t sound like insubordination. But, if you try anything remember what’s waiting for you,” To exemplify her point Sunset created a ball of fire in her hand before tossing it at a nearby wall as it exploded into brilliant explosion that can easily wipe out a small squad. The two Grineer gave two nervous gulps as they both nodded their heads in agreement.

“Good, now only if we can find a place with decent grub around here,” she said before walking off. Not knowing that the Grineer she left behind breathe a sigh of relief before nodding to each other and turning on a broadcast channel.

/

Deep within the watery depths of Uranus a restless and tireless Grineer researcher infamously known to Tenno as a butcher and a deadly foe, but to his kind a brilliant scientist and the sole hope to his kind’s stability; this is Tyl Regor. His appearance is very distinct from other Grineer as he is taller the usual breed and have navy blue armor with his helmet sporting a handle bar crest with an upside down mask. Body wise it doesn’t look like he as much left that is organic as cybernetic limbs and parts dominate his entire body, “*Sigh*…damn it.” He said calmly as he was experimenting with a Petri-dish with a sample of Grineer D.N.A. his growing frustrations in trying to recreate the formula that created the tube-men has so far have been met with failure. He hated failure; he hated failure almost as much as the Tenno who destroyed his research and the tube-men. They have taken his life more times he was willing to count, but thanks to the power of cloning he can still continue his research. However, he knew it was only a matter of time before his own clones start to degrade.

Another injection of a solution he was working on seemed to stabilize the sample, but he knew better to get his hopes up. As he expected the sample quickly shrank and rotted leaving him with no sample to work on, “ERRRAGGH!!!” Taking out his favorite axe, he quickly brought it down on the failure and destroyed it along with his work station.

The researcher after transferring his frustration on the innocent furniture calmly composed himself before touching a button behind his helmet, “Ragnor, I need a new work bench. Get me one a.s.a.p. alright?”

“(Broke your bench again?)” Called a voice from his inner speaker.

“Indeed I have…”

“(Alright, I’ll order a new one right now.)”

“Thanks.”

“(You’re welcome,)” with that the connection was cut and Tyl Regor was left with nothing but the drawing board. His entire kind depended on him to get this right and ever since the death of one of the queens the pressure was really building up mentally to create more healthy and powerful soldiers.

“Cursed Tenno, cursed Lotus. If they knew what was good for them then they should have never interfered with my research. *Sigh* If only I can remember how I did it the first time, then I’ll be on my way on becoming a hero again. But, for the endless life I have I cannot remember at all! There’s a reason we take notes people, and it’s not just so we can get them torched. I need a clean sample, a clean strand of non-degraded human D.N.A. to work off from in order to jump start my work again. Because the last thing I need is to end up like Vor, and Vay Hek, those narrow minded buffoons wasted plenty of resources just to get rid of the Tenno and their allies. Heh, who am I to talk? By this point I’m simply grasping straws, it’s only a matter of time before the remaining queen decides to cut my funding.”

*Beep, Beep!*

“Hmm? Now what?” An insistent beeping of a broadcasting signal got caught by his communications which means he now has to answer it much to his dismay, “Better not be another stupid advertisement I swear I’ll use the men behind it as my next test subjects,” Clicking the button he was able to listen to the signal and to what he heard caught his attention.

“(Mayday, Mayday!)” The emergency in the Grineer voice that spoke was a bit contradicted by the whispering manner it was told in.

“(We’re a Grineer transport crew and we have been taken over by an armor less female Tenno who is only keeping us alive for her own needs.)”

“(We are currently flying over the Uranus space zone. If anyone can hear us please send help!)”

“Armor less…Tenno?” Tyl Regor could feel a smile spreading underneath his mask as he replayed those words in his head. Saving the Grineer on that transport ship is none of his concern, but the fact there is a Tenno without their armor on that same ship felt like a sign from the void itself. So he decided to answer the pathetic soldiers call, “This is Tyl Regor, I got your call. I will inform the pilots on planet to converge on your location, with me attending the boarding party.”

“(Thank the queens! Tyl Regor himself is coming to save us!)”

“(Thank you sir! We’ll try to keep the ship from moving too far from the planet as we inform the others of your rescue party.)”

“Good, don’t let the Tenno suspect a thing. We’ll want to keep this a surprise for our friend.”

“(Sir yes sir!)” Shortly after saying this, the transmission cut off.

Pressing the button again Tyl Regor connected to the intercom, “Listen up all pilots! We have an overtaken transport ship within our space-zone. Your, fellow Grineer on that ship are prisoners to a Tenno. I need a boarding party stat along with a couple of fighters to help disable the ship, oh and make sure to leave a seat for me, for I’ll be joining you for this mission. Well? Get a move on!” ending his broadcast the Grineer researcher walked over to his ax and pulled it out of the rubble that was once his desk.

“Tenno D.N.A….heh heh ha ha! If there is a god out there then he is smiling on me today! Now…time to get to work.” Picking up his shield and his knux fists, the once down Grineer researcher found a light of hope in that one broadcast as he left the room with a spring in his step.

/

Back at the ship, after returning from the relay Twilight explained to her friends what she learned from Hayden about the Tenno, “Whoa…so for the longest time he was controlling his armor with his mind? That’s so cool!” Rainbow Dash said with excitement.

“I guess? Honestly, I don’t completely understand it myself. He calls it transference but on how he is able to pull it off is hard for him to explain. He mostly thinks that the void energy in his body is what allows him to pull it off.”

“Uh, void energy? Twilight ah hate to be that mare, but what is that?” Applejack asked with confusion.

A smile grew the violet girl’s face much to the dismay of Rainbow Dash, “I’m glad you asked! According to the only sources I can refer from, which is Hayden and Ordis. Void energy is a source of power that originated in a place simply called the void. Apparently, Hayden was once part of a small group of people sent into the void before an accident gave him and others the power to wield the energies, but the same accident killed many others or transformed them into monsters.”

“Yikes, this sounds like a super hero origin story in my comics,” Spike said before scratching himself behind the ear, “Oooh…that feels good.”

“It would seem, that his ungentlemanly demeanor is not completely unfounded then,” Rarity added.

“I heard that!” Echoed Hayden’s voice from down in the workshop.

Twilight ignored the invading voice and continued, “He remembered fighting tooth and nail to protect those who haven’t activated the void’s power yet. With this in mind I would assume that the power he emits is similar to magic back in Equestria, but far more destructive.”

“So…it’s magic, but at the same time it isn’t? How does that work?” Pinkie said as she scratched the back of her head.

“The energy itself is extremely malleable, but need one of the warframes to change that energy into another form or different use. Without those suits Hayden’s power pallet becomes very limited but useful powers that can be expanded on with further training.”

“You mean if he wears a different suit…then his powers will change fitting the suit itself, right?” Fluttershy said putting the two together.

“Exactly, the reason for this according to Hayden is the warframes act as a form of buffer in order to control the energies and manipulate them. This was apparently necessary for the Tenno in the early years as they didn’t have a good handle on their powers and thus their powers ran rampant until their creation,” Her friends gave thoughtful nods for various reasons, one of them being that they didn’t want to hear any more information before it starts to get boring as they knew that if she keeps going then they’re going to be here forever listening to her.

Thankfully, they didn’t have to listen to her any longer as a new figure stepped into the room surprising everyone, “Alright, I think I have a plan to put us on the hot trail left behind Sunset Shimmer,” Everypony jumped in surprise as a short horned being colored in mostly grey shades appeared before them.

“Whoops, did I scare everyone? Sorry, I just changed warframes specifically for the next part of this mission.”

“Cool, can we come?” Rainbow Dash said hoping that he’ll let her in on the action.

“That depends, how good are you at stealth? Because there’s a reason I changed my Excalibur to the Loki warframe.”

“Stealth? Pfft…I’m known as the fastest flyer in Equestria. I doubt they’ll see me coming.”

“Pride before the fall, but whatever. Anybody else? Because I’m only allowed to bring two more, everybody else will have to play mission control,” The remaining humanized ponies looked at each other and only two raised their hands; Twilight, and Pinkie, “Great…well as incredibly stupid as it is to bring three ponies that just became human yesterday into an important sneaking mission. The Grineer grunts down where we’re going are the runt of the litter, so they shouldn’t be too bad. So…do any of you know how to handle a weapon?”

The response he got was a universal no, “Right…uh…and you’re not the type to kill either…*sigh*…can any of you use your magic?”

“Well Twilight and Rarity are the only ones that can use magic, but…” Pinkie began to trail off as she tried to avoid eye contact with Hayden.

“But…what?”

“Since they got turned into humans I’m not sure if they can use their magic at all!”

“*Sigh*…” Hayden found himself growing ever frustrated as his usual method of dispatching enemies isn’t going to fly with these girls and since magic is off the table this only left the violent Tenno with one choice, “Alright…I heard enough. It’s plain to see that we have to compromise, so those of you who are coming with me on this mission, follow me into the workshop. The rest of you…do whatever you want,” As much as he hated the idea Hayden knew he’ll have to modify his weapons into non-lethal variants of themselves which haven’t existed in the history of his life. But, little did he know that these ponies turned human are chock full of surprises that’ll make his day.