Puns get too far

by TWILIGHTDASHIELOVE

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Changelings, Sex, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Death, Sad, Main 6
Length: 1535

Pinkie it’s too much

Pinkie is bored, the only thing she could do all day is to Make puns.But what if her jokes takes too far than they expected?

And I If were you it’s the worst.

I put a sex tag but I did not write that the characters in here really did . There are just words that mean sex.I just put it for the other people who’s going to read this for warning.It’s hard to explain it but it’s for you to find out.

Published 2018-06-07 09:00:08 UTC
Last updated 2018-06-07 09:00:08 UTC

Too much

Author's Note

Thanks for reading guys.And Sorry for Pinkie Pie

Too much

Pinkie Pie is inside her kitchen eating a lots of candies.’hmmm it’s delicious’ she looked at the trash can filled with candy wrappers and lollipop stick.She smiled “Now I break my record of ‘Eating Candies’ challenge” she walked outside to see cranky walking down the road.

“Hey there Cranky,you look like you just carried a Yaks all over Equestria” she said.Cranky pant.

“I feel like a pair of curtains” he said.Pinkie saw how sweaty Cranky is.

“Are you sick?” He nodded.”Well you need PULL YOURSELF,man” she said continue to gallop towards the center of the town.

“Did she just....never mind” he continue his ways towards his house.

******

“Sis, can I have a dog like Winona this year of Hearts Warming Eve?” Applebloom as her sister.Applejack was about to answer her question, when Pinkie appeared right in front of them.

“No silly, you could get turkey every time in Hearts Warming Eve”Pinkie said.Applejack and Applebloom looked at each other ,confused.

“What in a hay is a turkey Pinkie?” Applejack asked.”Is this some kind of jokes you puttin’ on?”

“Nope,I found a turkey just right there” she point at the stream under the bridge.Applejack and her sister looked at the turkey which is crossing the bridge.

“Well I dunno ‘bout turkeys but I think Ah need to go and sell some of mah apples” Pinkie stopped her.

“I have to tell you something”she looked at Pinkie curiously.

“You know that the pony named Adam Dawn, the first pony who ever live in this world ate a single apple and the whol world crashed” Applejack and Applebloom glared at her.

Applejack took a deep breathe” As much as Ah want to like that story.I hate it, because it might ruin our business and life” without waiting for Pinkie she walked towards her stall leaving Pinkie.Applebloom followed her shortly.

“YOU’RE WELCOME” Pinkie shouted at them.Ponies looked at her and whispered “who is she thanking to”the other mare whispered back “I dunno but I think it’s for our sake if we didn’t ask her question.They were about to continue to walk when Pinkie stopped them.

“What did you say?” She asked smiling at them.Both of them look at each other nervously.

“Nothing we were just talking about something,about our......condition that’s it,right Roseluck?” She nodded.

“Well I could tell you my condition if you like?” They want to reject Pinkie but they resigned there selves.They nodded as the trotted towards the side of the stalls.

“Well I swallow some food coloring last time” they looked at her surprised.

“And the doctor said I’m fine......but I told him I was DYED inside” she laughed.Both of them didn’t get what Pinkie just said so they decided to just tag along.

Twilight walked towards them” Hi,Pinkie,What are you doing here?” she asked.The two mares run so that they can escape from Pinkie.

“THANK YOU!!” she screamed again.Twilight look at her confusingly.

“Uhhmmm....What is that all about Pinkie?”she asked.

“Ohh you know just some stuff.Like Purple unicorns are just HORNY ponies.

“Uhh...purple unicor—.....hey are you talking about me! That’s kind of personal for you to say.You didn’t even know what I’m doing everyday” she yelled.

“Well you always talking to yourself in front of the mirror telling jokes to yourself even though they are kind of uniCORNY”Twilight snapped and start blasting Pinkie with her magic.

Pinkie who just leave her there trying to miss all of Twilight’s blast.Twilight keep yelling her name a until she’s nowhere to be seen.”You’re not going away with this” she yelled.

*****

Pinkie saw Rainbow sitting on a cloud together with the fillies and colts.She pulled five balloons out of nowhere and tie it on her waist.Ince she was floating she flew towards them.

“.....and that’s how I won in the best young flyer competition” they clapped their hooves showing their admiration to Rainbow.

“You know clouds are more cooler than you Rainbow” Pinkie obejrcted.They glared at Pinkie.

“What do are you doing this time Pinkie?” She face-hoofed.Knowing What Pinkie is going to do afterwards.

“Well let’s see,you’re sitting on a snowing cloud and that way clouds are more COOLER than you” she said simply.Rainbow heard the kids chuckling and giggling.

“You ruining my reputation Pinkie.What the hay is that all about?” she said angrily.”on count of three and you didn’t go away I’m going to catch you.....one......two......THREE” she flew toward Pinkie who jumped towards Ponyville.After a long chasing,Rainbow didn’t notice Twilight reading at the balcony.She crashed to Twilight which made her on the top of Twilight.

“Hey there Dash,I thought you have some weather patrolling until afternoon” Rainbow offer Twilight a hoof.When she stood up Rainbow kissed her on her cheeks.

“You looked tired” She said when she looked at Twilights face.

“Well somepony drained drained my magic by chasing her from being so mean a while ago with her jokes” she gritted her teeth when her head shot a pain.Rainbow saw Twilight’s horn sparked while Twilight winced in pain.

“Let me guess Pinkie?” She nodded.”That’s also the reason why I crashed here.She’s ruining my reputation in front of the kids” she said to Twilight.

“This is getting worst” she groaned.

“Remember when you said that I need some brain transplant” they both jumped when they saw Pinkie at the top of the tree.

“.....well I changed my MIND” she laughed.Twilight was about to blast her when Pinkie jumped in front of them.

“You know Twi? You need to thank Celestia for having you a nipples,because without ‘em you would be pointless” Twilight’s eyes are welling up in humiliation especially in front of her marefriend.

“What is with you Pinkie?” Rainbow rubbed Twilight’s back while glaring at Pinkie.”Don’t talk such a dirty things to Twilight.” Ponies gathered below the balcony looking at Pinkie,Rainbow and Twilight.

“Isn’t that you always do? Moaning screaming every night begging for Rainbow?” Both of their face flushed in red while the other ponies looked at them.

“You Like Math right? Well this your best solution.Sex is a math add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs,and pray you don’t multiply” the ponies whispering to each other looking at Rainbow and Twilight in disgust.

“What are we going to do? We didn’t even tell them that we are a thing” Rainbow said nervously.

Their other friends pushed the ponies aside and called Pinkie.”What are you doing Pinkie?” They said at once.

“This is for paying for what you’ve done to me” They looked at her confusingly.”My,My is this the new elements of harmony? Weak?” She laughed mischievously.Pinkie looked at the four.

“Hey there Rarity!” She greeted her.”I saw you with Hoity Toity shoving your big boobs on him saying that boobs have cups because they have a milk on them” Rarity’s eyes widen as she start running towards her boutique crying for her life.

Twilight looked at Pinkie and saw her eyes were green.”That’s not Pinkie” she whispered.

“What?!” She shouted in whisper.

“Don’t worry I know what I need to do now.” She said channeling her horn.

“Ohh you again Applejack, let’s see, I remembered when she asked the number of the mail’s address you told her Sex!Sex!Sex! Free sex tonight and when she looked back to you and saw the number it was six, six ,six ,three, six ,two, nine” Applejack take no longer as she run towards the balcony.She was about buck Pinkie when Pinkie buck her first and landed on the ground unconscious.They gasped and Calle two stallions help Applejack carry to the hospital.

“Hey there Fluters—“ she was cut off when Twilight stabbed her head with a knife.Ponies gasped again.They thought that Twilight killed Pinkie But it was one of the changeling who change back to it’s form.

“Where’s Pinkie?” Fluttershy asked.When Twilight’s horn glowed she said” she’s in her bedroom, the changeling cast her a sleeping spell.She will be wake up soon.”

“It’s good that,That is not the real Pinkie.I was about to punch her right in the face right after she say something awful about us making Rarity cry and Applejack unconscious.” Rainbow said while hugging Twilight.

Twilight walked at the edge of the balcony” alright Everypony, this is a changeling.The things she said is not real so you could continue what ever you are doing” ponies seperated their ways to continue their lives leaving Twilight,Rainbow and Fluttershy.

“I’ve got some things to do in the cottage.See you guys later” she waved as she flew towards the west of the town.

“Yeah I need to finish patrolling the weather.See you tonight” she kissed Twilight on her cheek and flew toward to her teem mates leaving a rainbow trail behind.

Twilight levitate her book about ‘The history of Everfree Forest’ and start reading it.She take a glance to the Sugarcube Croner to see Pinkie opening the curtains of her bedroom.’Now That’s the real Pinkie that I need to see’ she thought.

*********
“AARRRGGGHHHH “ chrysalis screamed as she saw her drone failed their tasked again.

“Someday I’m going to kill you myself Twilight Sparkle for ruining my plan on the day when your brother is getting married.You’ll pay for this Twilight.” she laughed devilishly.